Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:09 pm

Marller: "He's not bad really."
Urd: "When does Charon come back from vacation?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:40 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Marller: "He's not bad really."
Urd: "When does Charon come back from vacation?"

Hild: (Sigh) "The band, not the river... Does no one know their Glam Rock!?!" :nh:

Meanwhile...

Charon: (Waving over the Tiki Girl) "Yo! I'll have five more of these drinks with the unbrella in them."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 2:48 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto..Mata au hi made...Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto...Himitsu wo shiri tai..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "You're wondering who I am
Random MCHS Srudent #1: (Singing...) "Secret secret I've got a secret..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "Machine or mannequin..."
Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Secret secret I've got a secret..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "With parts made in Japan..."
Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Secret secret I've got a secret..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "I am the modren man...I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin...My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M....So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised...I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide...To keep me alive, just keep me alive...Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive!"
Hild: :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 3:12 pm

Hild: "That's the original lead singer. The song you want is by the current lead, before he joined Styx!" :badbad:

Edwards: "I may actually get out of this one unharmed!" :lol:

Random Female MCH #69 Student: (Answering her phone) "Yes mam, repeat it as you say it ... Guerilla Soldier by Lawrence Gowan!"

Hansel & Gretel: "Yay! We finally get to play!"

Edwards: "Oh crud..."

At the Hunter residence...

Rick: "Who were you on the phone with honey?"

Lisa: "Oh, no one important. I was just helping a student with an easy music trivia problem."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:02 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Oh, Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law...Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home...Oh, Mama, I can hear you a-cryin', you're so scared and all alone...Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "The jig is up, the news is out...They've finally found me...The renegade who had it made...Retrieved for a bounty...Never more to go astray...This will be the end today...Of the wanted man..."
Hild: (Smacks forehead...) :nh:

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 4:52 pm

"I could broke and keep a million dollar smile..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:27 pm

"At least the kids aren't singing Minmei or William Shatner songs."
"I could live with Styx or Queen. As long as they can sing it properly."
Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Here we are, born to be kings...We're the princes of the universe...Here we belong, fighting to survive...In a world with the darkest powers...Heh...And here we are, we're the princes of the universe...Here we belong, fighting for survival...We've come to be the rulers of you all..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, yeah, yeah...I have no rival, no man can be my equal...Take me to the future of you all..."
Hild: "Okay...that's enough...please..."
Edwards: "Does anyone wanna hear us sing?"
Kyle: "Yeah, we're not bad ourselves."
Entire School: "NO."
Edwards and Kyle: :shock:

Hansel and Gretel: "We'd like to have you for dinner." :twisted:

Edwards: "No thanks."
Kyle: "Bye." (Takes off running...)
Edwards: "COWARD! WAIT FOR ME!"
Hansel: "I guess they're playing hard to get, Gretel."
Gretel: "We have plenty of time, Hansel." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:34 pm

say652 wrote:"I could broke and keep a million dollar smile..."

"You haven't met the school dentist then..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 5:37 pm

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"I could broke and keep a million dollar smile..."

"You haven't met the school dentist then..."

Washu: "That would be me, also! Can I help you?" :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:24 pm

"This is either a state of the art hypersonic dental drill...or a deep geological core penetration probe. I can't remember what I was thinking when I developed it; I may have been drunk at the time."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:26 pm

In less than two seconds Washu realizes this is a well built cyborg. With extensive weapons and stealth systems as well as two dozen compartments containing scrolls and Talismans.

Slowly as if waking from a dream Gravy regains his senses.

"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:35 pm

say652 wrote:In less than two seconds Washu realizes this is a well built cyborg. With extensive weapons and stealth systems as well as two dozen compartments containing scrolls and Talismans.

Slowly as if waking from a dream Gravy regains his senses.

"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

Washu: "Because I can and you're currently sitting in my chair while I take you apart. I do believe that's your arms and legs on the table over there."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:45 pm

"Tis only a flesh wound."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 6:46 pm

say652 wrote:
"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

"Because it would be preferable to me playing 'Pong' with your electrocardio-vascular system."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:09 pm

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:
"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

"Because it would be preferable to me playing 'Pong' with your electrocardio-vascular system."

Washu: "I wonder if I can set up Candy Crush in his system..."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:22 pm

"Nooooooooooo!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 7:58 pm

say652 wrote:"Nooooooooooo!!!"

"You prefer 'Tetris'?"

"...okay, never in a million years would I suspect that you could, or WOULD, play 'Tetris' with a cyborg's stomach contents and processes. I am now going to become officially sick."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:00 pm

Washu: "Not so mighty now are we ?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:08 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Washu: "Not so mighty now are we ?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Please quit playing 'stimulate the frog legs' with the cyborg's nervous system trunk."
"Look! I can get his heels to drum out a heavy metal percussion solo!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:17 pm

SRoss wrote:
say652 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

"No more guesses, No more guesses."

Hild: "A hint, the guy who sang the original song is now the lead singer for Styx."

Well I know I could never guess it even with that hint.

Arnie100 wrote:Marller: "He's not bad really."
Urd: "When does Charon come back from vacation?"

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Marller: "He's not bad really."
Urd: "When does Charon come back from vacation?"

Hild: (Sigh) "The band, not the river... Does no one know their Glam Rock!?!"

Meanwhile...

Charon: (Waving over the Tiki Girl) "Yo! I'll have five more of these drinks with the unbrella in them."

He deserves it.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto..Mata au hi made...Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto...Himitsu wo shiri tai..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "You're wondering who I am
Random MCHS Srudent #1: (Singing...) "Secret secret I've got a secret..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "Machine or mannequin..."
Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Secret secret I've got a secret..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "With parts made in Japan..."
Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Secret secret I've got a secret..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "I am the modren man...I've got a secret I've been hiding under my skin...My heart is human, my blood is boiling, my brain I.B.M....So if you see me acting strangely, don't be surprised...I'm just a man who needed someone, and somewhere to hide...To keep me alive, just keep me alive...Somewhere to hide, to keep me alive!"
Hild:

SRoss wrote:Hild: "That's the original lead singer. The song you want is by the current lead, before he joined Styx!"

Edwards: "I may actually get out of this one unharmed!"

Random Female MCH #69 Student: (Answering her phone) "Yes mam, repeat it as you say it ... Guerilla Soldier by Lawrence Gowan!"

Hansel & Gretel: "Yay! We finally get to play!"

Edwards: "Oh crud..."

At the Hunter residence...

Rick: "Who were you on the phone with honey?"

Lisa: "Oh, no one important. I was just helping a student with an easy music trivia problem."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:18 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Oh, Mama, I'm in fear for my life from the long arm of the law...Law man has put an end to my running and I'm so far from my home...Oh, Mama, I can hear you a-cryin', you're so scared and all alone...Hangman is comin' down from the gallows and I don't have very long..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "The jig is up, the news is out...They've finally found me...The renegade who had it made...Retrieved for a bounty...Never more to go astray...This will be the end today...Of the wanted man..."
Hild: (Smacks forehead...)

Its the song that don't end... :twisted:

say652 wrote:"I could broke and keep a million dollar smile..."

Arnie100 wrote:"At least the kids aren't singing Minmei or William Shatner songs."
"I could live with Styx or Queen. As long as they can sing it properly."
Random MCHS Student #1: (Singing...) "Here we are, born to be kings...We're the princes of the universe...Here we belong, fighting to survive...In a world with the darkest powers...Heh...And here we are, we're the princes of the universe...Here we belong, fighting for survival...We've come to be the rulers of you all..."
Random MCHS Student #2: (Singing...) "I am immortal, I have inside me blood of kings, yeah, yeah...I have no rival, no man can be my equal...Take me to the future of you all..."
Hild: "Okay...that's enough...please..."
Edwards: "Does anyone wanna hear us sing?"
Kyle: "Yeah, we're not bad ourselves."
Entire School: "NO."
Edwards and Kyle:
Hansel and Gretel: "We'd like to have you for dinner."
Edwards: "No thanks."
Kyle: "Bye." (Takes off running...)
Edwards: "COWARD! WAIT FOR ME!"
Hansel: "I guess they're playing hard to get, Gretel."
Gretel: "We have plenty of time, Hansel."

There can be only one!

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"I could broke and keep a million dollar smile..."

"You haven't met the school dentist then..."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"I could broke and keep a million dollar smile..."

"You haven't met the school dentist then..."[/quote]

Washu: "That would be me, also! Can I help you?" :twisted:

[/quote]

taalismn wrote:"This is either a state of the art hypersonic dental drill...or a deep geological core penetration probe. I can't remember what I was thinking when I developed it; I may have been drunk at the time."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Apr 12, 2016 11:19 pm

say652 wrote:In less than two seconds Washu realizes this is a well built cyborg. With extensive weapons and stealth systems as well as two dozen compartments containing scrolls and Talismans.

Slowly as if waking from a dream Gravy regains his senses.

"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:In less than two seconds Washu realizes this is a well built cyborg. With extensive weapons and stealth systems as well as two dozen compartments containing scrolls and Talismans.

Slowly as if waking from a dream Gravy regains his senses.

"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

Washu: "Because I can and you're currently sitting in my chair while I take you apart. I do believe that's your arms and legs on the table over there."

say652 wrote:"Tis only a flesh wound."

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:
"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

"Because it would be preferable to me playing 'Pong' with your electrocardio-vascular system."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:
"Um excuse me Ma'am but why are you charging your phone off of me?"

"Because it would be preferable to me playing 'Pong' with your electrocardio-vascular system."

Washu: "I wonder if I can set up Candy Crush in his system..."

say652 wrote:"Nooooooooooo!!!"

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"Nooooooooooo!!!"

"You prefer 'Tetris'?"

"...okay, never in a million years would I suspect that you could, or WOULD, play 'Tetris' with a cyborg's stomach contents and processes. I am now going to become officially sick."

Arnie100 wrote:Washu: "Not so mighty now are we ?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Washu: "Not so mighty now are we ?! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

"Please quit playing 'stimulate the frog legs' with the cyborg's nervous system trunk."
"Look! I can get his heels to drum out a heavy metal percussion solo!"

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 8:44 am

Leaving the Nurses office and feeling violated Gravy in his cyborg form, unfortunately had signed the school roster for the year and was trapped by the magic of this cursed realm.

"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 12:54 pm

say652 wrote:Leaving the Nurses office and feeling violated Gravy in his cyborg form, unfortunately had signed the school roster for the year and was trapped by the magic of this cursed realm.

"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

Washu: "Come back here! I'm not done playing Candy Crush! And I have more games to install! Like Angry Birds!"
Gravy: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (Scrreaming in horror as he is dragged back into the Nurse's Office...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "What was THAT?!" :frazz:

Random MCHS Student #2: "Washu with a new plaything. Let's go before she makes US her new playthings!" :frazz:

Random MCHS Student #1: "Right behind you!" :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:31 pm

Random MCH #69 Student: "Sooo, who's teaching Home Ec this year?"

Ava: :love:

"Hhhhhiiiiiiii students!" :love:

Students: :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 1:39 pm

SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student: "Sooo, who's teaching Home Ec this year?"

Ava: "Hhhhhiiiiiiii students!"

Students:

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"Is this a good thing or a bad thing?"
Random MCHS Student #2 "Can't be as bad as Music Appreciation..."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:32 pm

Again sneaking away as two cadavers are wheeled into the nurses office Gravy sprints away at 100mph.

Sliding into shop class he begins tearing into a Veritech, fancy flying Robot.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:44 pm

say652 wrote:Again sneaking away as two cadavers are wheeled into the nurses office Gravy sprints away at 100mph.

Sliding into shop class he begins tearing into a Veritech, fancy flying Robot.

Washu: "There you are! Lucky those locators I installed in you work. I also installed a Cyborg Immobilizer device of my own design. Let's see how it works..."

BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Washu: "Excellent! Now I can finish installing my games." (Drags an unconscious Gravy back to the Nurse's Office)

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 2:53 pm

"Unfortunately, I'm an actual Bionic Surgeon hack. You just shut down the principals pacemaker and your tracking a roomba."
Gravy replies through the microphone in the life decoy the mad scientist is dragging.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:03 pm

say652 wrote:"Unfortunately, I'm an actual Bionic Surgeon hack. You just shut down the principals pacemaker and your tracking a roomba."
Gravy replies through the microphone in the life decoy the mad scientist is dragging.

Washu: "Sorry. That doesn't work with me. You see, I'm the greatest scientific genius in the universe. This body IS the real you and your mind has been transferred to this little itty-bitty microchip (holding up a vial) . Everything you are experiencing is; in reality, an ILLUSION. You have been in this state ever since we discovered you. TA TA (Waving vial)."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:17 pm

Sitting in front if his VR1 an overweight balding man screams into his Mic!! Flinging cheeseburgers and mountain dew in rage.

Respawn in 15 seconds. ...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 3:42 pm

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say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 4:20 pm

Ahhhh!!

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:07 pm

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say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 5:26 pm

The next Gravy drone spins in circles doing the Robot.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:03 pm

"Something's wrong when your PC's being polite to you."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:05 pm

"Well I might as well try and talk to a girl."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:22 pm

say652 wrote:
"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

"Sooooo....anybody in the class want to tell me what Miss Ange did wrong just now?"
"Besides turning fish soup into an explosive? Not having adequate cover to hide behind."
"-that's what Tusk is for. Mobile cover."
"Pity that schmoe in the cyborg cosplay suit didn't have the same. Pot shrapnel's gotta hurt."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:38 pm

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:
"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

"Sooooo....anybody in the class want to tell me what Miss Ange did wrong just now?"
"Besides turning fish soup into an explosive? Not having adequate cover to hide behind."
"-that's what Tusk is for. Mobile cover."
"Pity that schmoe in the cyborg cosplay suit didn't have the same. Pot shrapnel's gotta hurt."

"I think that cyborg guy's still in the Nurse's Office. I heard power tools being used in there and maniacal laughter."
:shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:44 pm

"Wonder what she's got for chowder burns?"
"Oyster crackers."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 7:46 pm

taalismn wrote:"Wonder what she's got for chowder burns?"
"Oyster crackers."

"Could be worse...we could have Minmei teaching this class."
"Don't jinx it please."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 9:38 pm

Dana: "I liked Minmei as a teacher, this one."

Ava: :love:

"Oh come on, I think that bow in your hair is absolutely fetching and the lavender sent is very becoming." :love:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 9:49 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "At least she isn't picking on the guys..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "She'll HEAR you!"
Ava: "And now for the boys..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, man..." :shock:

Random.MCHS Student #2: (Smacks forehead...) :nh:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 9:53 pm

say652 wrote:Leaving the Nurses office and feeling violated Gravy in his cyborg form, unfortunately had signed the school roster for the year and was trapped by the magic of this cursed realm.

"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Leaving the Nurses office and feeling violated Gravy in his cyborg form, unfortunately had signed the school roster for the year and was trapped by the magic of this cursed realm.

"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

Washu: "Come back here! I'm not done playing Candy Crush! And I have more games to install! Like Angry Birds!"
Gravy: "NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" (Scrreaming in horror as he is dragged back into the Nurse's Office...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "What was THAT?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Washu with a new plaything. Let's go before she makes US her new playthings!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Right behind you!"

Poor guy.

SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student: "Sooo, who's teaching Home Ec this year?"

Ava: "Hhhhhiiiiiiii students!"

Students:

Sorry, who?

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:00 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Random MCH #69 Student: "Sooo, who's teaching Home Ec this year?"

Ava: "Hhhhhiiiiiiii students!"

Students:

Random MCHS Student #1: "Is this a good thing or a bad thing?"
Random MCHS Student #2 "Can't be as bad as Music Appreciation..."

You hope.

say652 wrote:Again sneaking away as two cadavers are wheeled into the nurses office Gravy sprints away at 100mph.

Sliding into shop class he begins tearing into a Veritech, fancy flying Robot.

Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Again sneaking away as two cadavers are wheeled into the nurses office Gravy sprints away at 100mph.

Sliding into shop class he begins tearing into a Veritech, fancy flying Robot.

Washu: "There you are! Lucky those locators I installed in you work. I also installed a Cyborg Immobilizer device of my own design. Let's see how it works..."

BBBBBBBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

Washu: "Excellent! Now I can finish installing my games." (Drags an unconscious Gravy back to the Nurse's Office)

Didn't think he would get far.

say652 wrote:"Unfortunately, I'm an actual Bionic Surgeon hack. You just shut down the principals pacemaker and your tracking a roomba."
Gravy replies through the microphone in the life decoy the mad scientist is dragging.

OR, maybe not.

Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:"Unfortunately, I'm an actual Bionic Surgeon hack. You just shut down the principals pacemaker and your tracking a roomba."
Gravy replies through the microphone in the life decoy the mad scientist is dragging.

Washu: "Sorry. That doesn't work with me. You see, I'm the greatest scientific genius in the universe. This body IS the real you and your mind has been transferred to this little itty-bitty microchip (holding up a vial) . Everything you are experiencing is; in reality, an ILLUSION. You have been in this state ever since we discovered you. TA TA (Waving vial)."

Ouch!

say652 wrote:Sitting in front if his VR1 an overweight balding man screams into his Mic!! Flinging cheeseburgers and mountain dew in rage.

Respawn in 15 seconds. ...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:00 pm

Arnie100 wrote:User's PC: ALL RESPAWN POINTS FOR THIS THREAD DISABLED. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. THANK YOU.

Arnie100 wrote:User's PC: SCREAMING AT ME WILL NOT HELP YOU. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER. THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY.

say652 wrote:The next Gravy drone spins in circles doing the Robot.

Arnie100 wrote:"Something's wrong when your PC's being polite to you."

say652 wrote:"Well I might as well try and talk to a girl."

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:
"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

"Sooooo....anybody in the class want to tell me what Miss Ange did wrong just now?"
"Besides turning fish soup into an explosive? Not having adequate cover to hide behind."
"-that's what Tusk is for. Mobile cover."
"Pity that schmoe in the cyborg cosplay suit didn't have the same. Pot shrapnel's gotta hurt."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:
"Home Ec, Really!!" The powerful cyborg moaned.

"Sooooo....anybody in the class want to tell me what Miss Ange did wrong just now?"
"Besides turning fish soup into an explosive? Not having adequate cover to hide behind."
"-that's what Tusk is for. Mobile cover."
"Pity that schmoe in the cyborg cosplay suit didn't have the same. Pot shrapnel's gotta hurt."

"I think that cyborg guy's still in the Nurse's Office. I heard power tools being used in there and maniacal laughter."

taalismn wrote:"Wonder what she's got for chowder burns?"
"Oyster crackers."

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Wonder what she's got for chowder burns?"
"Oyster crackers."

"Could be worse...we could have Minmei teaching this class."
"Don't jinx it please."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 13, 2016 10:01 pm

SRoss wrote:Dana: "I liked Minmei as a teacher, this one."

Ava: "Oh come on, I think that bow in your hair is absolutely fetching and the lavender sent is very becoming."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "At least she isn't picking on the guys..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "She'll HEAR you!"
Ava: "And now for the boys..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, man..."
Random.MCHS Student #2: (Smacks forehead...)

Always keep your month closed or Murfy will hear you.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:21 pm

"Actually, you know, what with the disciplinary problems in this school, I'm surprised you don't get prank-pullings of the fire alarms more often."
"Not since we booby-trapped the alarms."
" :shock:

"
"Kids have to think which is worse, the fire, or forty thousand volts of electric charge. Seems nobody wants to get fried for a dumb prank."
" :shock:

"
"Another plus is that our kids are becoming pretty good at putting fires out by themselves."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 4:34 pm

"Is that due to the kids being ON fire or because they don't want to be caught?"
"Both."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 14, 2016 5:10 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Is that due to the kids being ON fire or because they don't want to be caught?"
"Both."

"Plus the automatic fire response to an ACTUAL fire..."
"Lemme guess, instant asphyxiation as all the oxygen is drawn out of the affected area? Or simply locked into an oxide form?"
"Cryogenic element too. Instant popsicle."