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"Plus ALL the roombas come charging to the spot. You know how nasty THEY can be to whowever caused the mess."
"True. Lookit what happened to that Mr. Snow guy..."
"Whatever DID happen to that guy?"
"Roombas."
:shock: :eek:
"Nasty buggers, aren't they?"
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taalismn wrote:"Actually, you know, what with the disciplinary problems in this school, I'm surprised you don't get prank-pullings of the fire alarms more often."
"Not since we booby-trapped the alarms."
" :shock: "
"Kids have to think which is worse, the fire, or forty thousand volts of electric charge. Seems nobody wants to get fried for a dumb prank."
" :shock: "
"Another plus is that our kids are becoming pretty good at putting fires out by themselves."


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:"Is that due to the kids being ON fire or because they don't want to be caught?"
"Both."


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Is that due to the kids being ON fire or because they don't want to be caught?"
"Both."


"Plus the automatic fire response to an ACTUAL fire..."
"Lemme guess, instant asphyxiation as all the oxygen is drawn out of the affected area? Or simply locked into an oxide form?"
"Cryogenic element too. Instant popsicle."


:lol: :lol: Fire resistant clothing must be REAL popular then.

Arnie100 wrote:"Plus ALL the roombas come charging to the spot. You know how nasty THEY can be to whowever caused the mess."
"True. Lookit what happened to that Mr. Snow guy..."
"Whatever DID happen to that guy?"
"Roombas."
:shock: :eek:
"Nasty buggers, aren't they?"


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"Mr Snow is currently inhabiting a massive cardboard Fortress Of Safety aboard the Gargoyle.
He will be returning once his mandatory vaccinations are required."

The Nurses assistant smiles evily.

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"
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say652 wrote:"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"



Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.



You poor sod...she's only reprogramming the behavioral maze for you...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"



Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">


ALL Roombas: <<BY YOUR COMMMAND! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>
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say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)
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Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)



In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)



In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.


Ayeka: (Giggling...) "That definetely sounds like Ryoko!"
Ryoko: "HHHEEEEYYYY!!" :x :badbad:
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"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.
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"So, what is our stated educational purpose here? To mold the aspiring young heroes and leaders of tomorrow?"
"To break the egos of those adults who think they know it all."
"... :shock: ..."
"Want me to show you my collection of broken and expired egos? I keep them in bottles of formaldehyde in a closet in my office."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.


"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students: :shock:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...) :x
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... :love: :hug:)
Tenchi: :nh: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)
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"No, Miss Tendo, we do not have a position of 'Pervert Monitor' available in this school, nor will we ever. Nor do we have a position for a 'Pervert Punisher', or 'Emasculator'...okay, maybe we have a position like that last one available, but that only applies to specially-trained and licensed adults, and their duties apply only to new faculty and T.R. Edwards. Put the mallet away."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.


"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students: :shock:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...) :x
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... :love: :hug:)
Tenchi: :nh: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)


Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.


"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students: :shock:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...) :x
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... :love: :hug:)
Tenchi: :nh: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)


Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)


Random MCHS Student #1: "What do you think she has in the case?"
Random MCHS Student.#2: "I dunno...but she seemed awfully happy."
Random MCHS.Student #1: "Someone's gonna be in a LOT of pain..."
Random MCHS Students #1 and #2: :shock: :eek: :frazz:
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SRoss wrote:[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)


"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)


"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."


"What if Mister Ikari's homework fails to live up to expectations?"
"I heard the results of failure can be quite...painful."
"Eeeeeewwwww..."
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Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"


"As many as it takes..." :twisted:
"That's gonna hurt."
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Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)


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say652 wrote:"Mr Snow is currently inhabiting a massive cardboard Fortress Of Safety aboard the Gargoyle.
He will be returning once his mandatory vaccinations are required."

The Nurses assistant smiles evily.

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"



Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">

:lol:

say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.



You poor sod...she's only reprogramming the behavioral maze for you...


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"



Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">


ALL Roombas: <<BY YOUR COMMMAND! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)



In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.


Have to agree with you there.

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.


"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)



In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.


Ayeka: (Giggling...) "That definetely sounds like Ryoko!"
Ryoko: "HHHEEEEYYYY!!" :x :badbad:


:lol:
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taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


:lol:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.


:lol: :lol: Ya, don't take that much to get them both going at each other.

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.


"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students: :shock:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...) :x
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... :love: :hug:)
Tenchi: :nh: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)


:lol: Same old, some old.

taalismn wrote:"No, Miss Tendo, we do not have a position of 'Pervert Monitor' available in this school, nor will we ever. Nor do we have a position for a 'Pervert Punisher', or 'Emasculator'...okay, maybe we have a position like that last one available, but that only applies to specially-trained and licensed adults, and their duties apply only to new faculty and T.R. Edwards. Put the mallet away."


:lol: :lol:
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.


"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students: :shock:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...) :x
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... :love: :hug:)
Tenchi: :nh: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)


Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)


:lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."


Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..." :twisted:

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.


"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students: :shock:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...) :x
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... :love: :hug:)
Tenchi: :nh: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)


Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)


Random MCHS Student #1: "What do you think she has in the case?"
Random MCHS Student.#2: "I dunno...but she seemed awfully happy."
Random MCHS.Student #1: "Someone's gonna be in a LOT of pain..."
Random MCHS Students #1 and #2: :shock: :eek: :frazz:


:lol:
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)


"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."


:lol: :shock: Wow.

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)


"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."


"What if Mister Ikari's homework fails to live up to expectations?"
"I heard the results of failure can be quite...painful."
"Eeeeeewwwww..."


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"


"As many as it takes..." :twisted:
"That's gonna hurt."


:lol:
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"If anything, every dart just seems to spur him to tun away faster..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.
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say652 wrote:Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.


All the bar patrons are Terminators. They are not amused by this cliche.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.
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say652 wrote:"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.

*"You gave him your clothing?"*
**"And my explosive vest, too."**
*"Does he know that?"*

(flash and sound of an explosion down the street as a fireball rises into the air)
**"He does now."**
*"Your cousin the roomba gave you a mean streak, you know that?"*
**"You object?"**
*"Wouldn't have it any other way."*


GMP officer: "Miss Washu? We have your cat..."(points thumb to where a dazed and charred-looking Mr. Snow, eyes spinning, is sitting, wearing a garbage bag poncho, in the custody of some fearsomely-armed Animal Control officers)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Reowr
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say652 wrote:Reowr


Translation: I lost my hairball collection.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?" :D
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Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?" :D


#6: (Coming out of the bar, looking at Mr Snow) "Are you alive?"
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taalismn wrote:"If anything, every dart just seems to spur him to tun away faster..."


:lol:

say652 wrote:Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.


:lol: Give me your cloths and keys.

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.


All the bar patrons are Terminators. They are not amused by this cliche.


:lol: :lol:

say652 wrote:"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.

*"You gave him your clothing?"*
**"And my explosive vest, too."**
*"Does he know that?"*

(flash and sound of an explosion down the street as a fireball rises into the air)
**"He does now."**
*"Your cousin the roomba gave you a mean streak, you know that?"*
**"You object?"**
*"Wouldn't have it any other way."*


GMP officer: "Miss Washu? We have your cat..."(points thumb to where a dazed and charred-looking Mr. Snow, eyes spinning, is sitting, wearing a garbage bag poncho, in the custody of some fearsomely-armed Animal Control officers)


:lol: :lol:

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Reowr


Translation: I lost my hairball collection.


:lol: :lol:

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?" :D


:lol: :lol: :eek: :shock: :? NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?" :D


#6: (Coming out of the bar, looking at Mr Snow) "Are you alive?"


Probably wishing he would die.
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The nearly indestructible Felinoid rubs his face on Washus leg, looks at Annie and bolts.
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say652 wrote:The nearly indestructible Felinoid rubs his face on Washus leg, looks at Annie and bolts.



"See? You CAN teach him new things. On the other hand, he seems to still believe he can get away."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Command Roomba: <<Disgusting creature attemptng to escape!! All units begin search and destroy operations!!>>
Roombas: <<BY YOUR COMMAND! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "They sound like...Cylons..." :shock:
Random MCHS Student #2: "And Daleks..."
Random MCHS Student #1 and #2: :shock: :eek: :frazz: "We're DDDOOOOOOMMMEEDD!!" (Bender-style)

(Suddenly, a familiar-looking robot struts past them...)

Bender: (Holding a beer bottle...) <<"HEY. Stop stealing MY lines! Stupid humans. Have to kill them all.">>

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock: "Well...that was..."
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock: "Yup."
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Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.


(On board a space station that resembles a small moon...)

Lord Vader: "I feel a disturbance in The Force...note to self...don't go near MCHS#69..."
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.


(On board a space station that resembles a small moon...)

Lord Vader: "I feel a disturbance in The Force...note to self...don't go near MCHS#69..."



Corsucant City High School #69----The only place the 'Kill All the Jedi' order was never officially enforced, because Palpatine thought doing so was redundant...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.


Bender: (Bent over and pointing to his posterior...) <<"Bite my shiny metal @$$!">>
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Snow stealthily pees in the foul mouth robots leg.
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Bender: (Chases Mr. Snow down the hallway...) <<"I think I've just added cats to my list. HEY, ROOMBAS! HE'S DOWN THIS WAY!!">>
Roomba: <<ALL UNITS...TARGET LOCATED!! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>
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Leaping atop the building Mr Snow taunts the robot hunting party.
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(Behind Mr. Snow, a figure approaches...)

Annie: "There you are, Mr. Kitty! Good thing Washu implanted those trackers...now be a good Mr. Kitty...its time for your punishment..." :twisted:
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"My regeneration pushed them out."
Sticking out his tongue Mr Snow leaps away...
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Washu: "Doesn't realize they are now part of his DNA and that they automatically regenerate, does he?"
Annie: "Nope."
Washu: "You'll make a fine apprentice."
Annie: :D
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Beating the tar out of a bar full of Terminators, Mr Snow was quite unaware of the self replicating nanotrackers encoded to his DNA.
"And this is for the Shoes that didn't match my Skirt!"

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