Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Arnie100]

"Plus ALL the roombas come charging to the spot. You know how nasty THEY can be to whowever caused the mess."
"True. Lookit what happened to that Mr. Snow guy..."
"Whatever DID happen to that guy?"
"Roombas."

"Nasty buggers, aren't they?"

[Alpha 11]

"Actually, you know, what with the disciplinary problems in this school, I'm surprised you don't get prank-pullings of the fire alarms more often."
"Not since we booby-trapped the alarms."
" "
"Kids have to think which is worse, the fire, or forty thousand volts of electric charge. Seems nobody wants to get fried for a dumb prank."
" "
"Another plus is that our kids are becoming pretty good at putting fires out by themselves."

"Is that due to the kids being ON fire or because they don't want to be caught?"
"Both."

"Is that due to the kids being ON fire or because they don't want to be caught?"
"Both."

"Plus the automatic fire response to an ACTUAL fire..."
"Lemme guess, instant asphyxiation as all the oxygen is drawn out of the affected area? Or simply locked into an oxide form?"
"Cryogenic element too. Instant popsicle."

Fire resistant clothing must be REAL popular then.

"Plus ALL the roombas come charging to the spot. You know how nasty THEY can be to whowever caused the mess."
"True. Lookit what happened to that Mr. Snow guy..."
"Whatever DID happen to that guy?"
"Roombas."

"Nasty buggers, aren't they?"

[say652]

"Mr Snow is currently inhabiting a massive cardboard Fortress Of Safety aboard the Gargoyle.
He will be returning once his mandatory vaccinations are required."

The Nurses assistant smiles evily.

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"

[taalismn]

"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"

Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">

[say652]

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

[taalismn]

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

You poor sod...she's only reprogramming the behavioral maze for you...

[Arnie100]

"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"

Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">

ALL Roombas: <<BY YOUR COMMMAND! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>

[Arnie100]

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)

[taalismn]

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)

In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.

[Arnie100]

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)

In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.

Ayeka: (Giggling...) "That definetely sounds like Ryoko!"
Ryoko: "HHHEEEEYYYY!!"

[taalismn]

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

[SRoss]

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

[taalismn]

"So, what is our stated educational purpose here? To mold the aspiring young heroes and leaders of tomorrow?"
"To break the egos of those adults who think they know it all."
"... ..."
"Want me to show you my collection of broken and expired egos? I keep them in bottles of formaldehyde in a closet in my office."

[Arnie100]

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...)
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... )
Tenchi: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)

[taalismn]

"No, Miss Tendo, we do not have a position of 'Pervert Monitor' available in this school, nor will we ever. Nor do we have a position for a 'Pervert Punisher', or 'Emasculator'...okay, maybe we have a position like that last one available, but that only applies to specially-trained and licensed adults, and their duties apply only to new faculty and T.R. Edwards. Put the mallet away."

[SRoss]

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...)
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... )
Tenchi: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

[Arnie100]

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...)
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... )
Tenchi: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

Random MCHS Student #1: "What do you think she has in the case?"
Random MCHS Student.#2: "I dunno...but she seemed awfully happy."
Random MCHS.Student #1: "Someone's gonna be in a LOT of pain..."
Random MCHS Students #1 and #2:

[taalismn]

[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."

[Arnie100]

[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."

"What if Mister Ikari's homework fails to live up to expectations?"
"I heard the results of failure can be quite...painful."
"Eeeeeewwwww..."

[taalismn]

Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"

[Arnie100]

Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"

"As many as it takes..."
"That's gonna hurt."

[say652]

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)

Still unsure but with today's gender identity issues it doesn't really matter

[Alpha 11]

"Mr Snow is currently inhabiting a massive cardboard Fortress Of Safety aboard the Gargoyle.
He will be returning once his mandatory vaccinations are required."

The Nurses assistant smiles evily.

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"

"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"

Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

You poor sod...she's only reprogramming the behavioral maze for you...

"

Gravy in Roomba form says"Yes none shall escape"

Roomba Central:<"There is an infiltrator in our ranks. Cross-check and eliminate the imposter.">

ALL Roombas: <<BY YOUR COMMMAND! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)

In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.

Have to agree with you there.

Reassigned by washu while he/she?? Finishes downloading games.

"This is Washu."
Washu: "Yup. That's me!" (Grins maniacally...)

In anime, red-heads more often than not are TROUBLE(even Nene Romanova can ruin your day by hacking your bank account). Red-heads with unusual hair styles are like lion-fish; a sign that you're in for a harder time than normal.
Pinkettes run the range from annoying to even more destructive.

Ayeka: (Giggling...) "That definetely sounds like Ryoko!"
Ryoko: "HHHEEEEYYYY!!"

[Alpha 11]

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

Ya, don't take that much to get them both going at each other.

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...)
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... )
Tenchi: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)

Same old, some old.

"No, Miss Tendo, we do not have a position of 'Pervert Monitor' available in this school, nor will we ever. Nor do we have a position for a 'Pervert Punisher', or 'Emasculator'...okay, maybe we have a position like that last one available, but that only applies to specially-trained and licensed adults, and their duties apply only to new faculty and T.R. Edwards. Put the mallet away."

[Alpha 11]

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...)
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... )
Tenchi: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

"Hair style like that sez you ain't afraid of anything...."

Yandare-chan: (Whispering in Ayeka's ear) "Besides, Ryoko says your hair looks like a badly designed football helmet..."

Ayeka lunges for Ryoko's throat.

"GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!"
Male Staff and Students:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males...)
"And you wonder why the boys can never get dates to any of the dances...well, some boys." (Looking at Tenchi... )
Tenchi: "Here we go again." (Takes off running, followed by mob; yes MOB, of girls in hot pursuit while the rest of the males are watching the girl fight...)

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

Random MCHS Student #1: "What do you think she has in the case?"
Random MCHS Student.#2: "I dunno...but she seemed awfully happy."
Random MCHS.Student #1: "Someone's gonna be in a LOT of pain..."
Random MCHS Students #1 and #2:

[Alpha 11]

[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."

Wow.

[q

Meanwhile, unnoticed by everyone in the confusion, Yandare-chan chloroforms Shinji and stuffs him in a rolling case from the band club storage room.

Yandare-chan: (Whistling to herself as she rolls Shinji down the hall.)

"Shouldn't we do something about that?"
"Mister Ikari needs to do his torture-seduction resistance and escapology training homework."

"What if Mister Ikari's homework fails to live up to expectations?"
"I heard the results of failure can be quite...painful."
"Eeeeeewwwww..."

Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"

Not to mention Shinji's building up a resistance to knock-out drugs......

"Just how many darts do we gotta shoot into him before he goes down?!"

"As many as it takes..."
"That's gonna hurt."

[taalismn]

"If anything, every dart just seems to spur him to tun away faster..."

[say652]

Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.

[taalismn]

Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.

All the bar patrons are Terminators. They are not amused by this cliche.

[say652]

"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.

[taalismn]

"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.

*"You gave him your clothing?"*
**"And my explosive vest, too."**
*"Does he know that?"*
(flash and sound of an explosion down the street as a fireball rises into the air)
**"He does now."**
*"Your cousin the roomba gave you a mean streak, you know that?"*
**"You object?"**
*"Wouldn't have it any other way."*

GMP officer: "Miss Washu? We have your cat..."(points thumb to where a dazed and charred-looking Mr. Snow, eyes spinning, is sitting, wearing a garbage bag poncho, in the custody of some fearsomely-armed Animal Control officers)

[say652]

Reowr

[taalismn]

Reowr

Translation: I lost my hairball collection.

[Arnie100]

Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?"

[SRoss]

Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?"

#6: (Coming out of the bar, looking at Mr Snow) "Are you alive?"

[Alpha 11]

"If anything, every dart just seems to spur him to tun away faster..."

Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.

Give me your cloths and keys.

Mr Snow appears in a globe of lightning naked outside a local bar.

All the bar patrons are Terminators. They are not amused by this cliche.

"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.

"I need your clothes" Snow says slowly.

Scanning him, several of the Girl Terminators give him clothing.
Dressed like a Tranny biker/ballerina Snow leaps away.

*"You gave him your clothing?"*
**"And my explosive vest, too."**
*"Does he know that?"*
(flash and sound of an explosion down the street as a fireball rises into the air)
**"He does now."**
*"Your cousin the roomba gave you a mean streak, you know that?"*
**"You object?"**
*"Wouldn't have it any other way."*

GMP officer: "Miss Washu? We have your cat..."(points thumb to where a dazed and charred-looking Mr. Snow, eyes spinning, is sitting, wearing a garbage bag poncho, in the custody of some fearsomely-armed Animal Control officers)

Reowr

Translation: I lost my hairball collection.

Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?"

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Annie: (Looking at Mr. Snow...) "There you are, you bad kitty. Running away like that. It looks I'm going to have to punish you!"
Washu: "How'd you like to be my new apprentice, Annie?"

#6: (Coming out of the bar, looking at Mr Snow) "Are you alive?"

Probably wishing he would die.

[say652]

The nearly indestructible Felinoid rubs his face on Washus leg, looks at Annie and bolts.

[taalismn]

The nearly indestructible Felinoid rubs his face on Washus leg, looks at Annie and bolts.

"See? You CAN teach him new things. On the other hand, he seems to still believe he can get away."

[Arnie100]

Command Roomba: <<Disgusting creature attemptng to escape!! All units begin search and destroy operations!!>>
Roombas: <<BY YOUR COMMAND! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "They sound like...Cylons..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "And Daleks..."
Random MCHS Student #1 and #2: "We're DDDOOOOOOMMMEEDD!!" (Bender-style)

(Suddenly, a familiar-looking robot struts past them...)

Bender: (Holding a beer bottle...) <<"HEY. Stop stealing MY lines! Stupid humans. Have to kill them all.">>

Random MCHS Student #1: "Well...that was..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup."

[taalismn]

Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

[Arnie100]

Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

(On board a space station that resembles a small moon...)

Lord Vader: "I feel a disturbance in The Force...note to self...don't go near MCHS#69..."

[taalismn]

Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

(On board a space station that resembles a small moon...)

Lord Vader: "I feel a disturbance in The Force...note to self...don't go near MCHS#69..."

Corsucant City High School #69----The only place the 'Kill All the Jedi' order was never officially enforced, because Palpatine thought doing so was redundant...

[Arnie100]

Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

Bender: (Bent over and pointing to his posterior...) <<"Bite my shiny metal @$$!">>

[say652]

Snow stealthily pees in the foul mouth robots leg.
Reowr.

[Arnie100]

Bender: (Chases Mr. Snow down the hallway...) <<"I think I've just added cats to my list. HEY, ROOMBAS! HE'S DOWN THIS WAY!!">>
Roomba: <<ALL UNITS...TARGET LOCATED!! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>

[say652]

Leaping atop the building Mr Snow taunts the robot hunting party.
"Reowr"

[Arnie100]

(Behind Mr. Snow, a figure approaches...)

Annie: "There you are, Mr. Kitty! Good thing Washu implanted those trackers...now be a good Mr. Kitty...its time for your punishment..."

[say652]

"My regeneration pushed them out."
Sticking out his tongue Mr Snow leaps away...

[Arnie100]

Washu: "Doesn't realize they are now part of his DNA and that they automatically regenerate, does he?"
Annie: "Nope."
Washu: "You'll make a fine apprentice."
Annie:

[say652]

Beating the tar out of a bar full of Terminators, Mr Snow was quite unaware of the self replicating nanotrackers encoded to his DNA.
"And this is for the Shoes that didn't match my Skirt!"

Reowr.