say652 wrote:Superman Prime with his lantern ring laughs at the green buffoon.
"You're just trying to distract us while your NPC tries to sneak out of the school. Nice try, but the pep rally's mandatory attendance."
"Really, a pep rally? How the hell do you propose drumming up any enthusiasm in THIS school? Tell'em the prom's cancelled?"
"Heavens no! But we have the school mascot do some tricks."
"Like what? Return from the dead? The first one was EATEN. The second one caught on fire-"
"That reminds me, has Mister Edwards paid for the damage to the costume yet?"
"On his salary? Surely you jest."
"I take that as a no."
"Okay, the third one became intoxicated and threw up all over-"
"Has Mister Kyle paid up for drycleaning THAT costume? "
"What do you think?"
"I take that as another 'no'."
"Our fourth athletic mascot got compressed into a burst of x-rays and a thin coat of neutronium when Little Washuu's model black hole went rogue-"
"She still claims that was sabotaged."
"Be that what it may, we have had HORRIBLE luck with our athletic mascots in this school. Parading another out in front of the students in an effort to get them enthused about ANYTHING is asking for trouble."
"Oh, what can possibly go wrong-"