Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Arnie100]

Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Now we know what his war injury was: tone-deafness.

Actually he knows what happened to the last guy who criticized Hulk's singing...

Cut to... A bruised and battered Superman hanging from the school flagpole by his underwear strap...

(Cut to...Batman taking pictures of a bruised and battered Superman and showing them to the rest of the Justice League...)

Batman:

[taalismn]

Public relations kryptonite....
Only finding Kal-el's baby pictures would be worse...

[SRoss]

Public relations kryptonite....
Only finding Kal-el's baby pictures would be worse...

Clark: "It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to."

[Alpha 11]

Annie: "Ok, let's listen to what some people are using as combat soundtracks..."

Scott

Lancer

Blaze

Asuka

Breetei

"and finely my Corgie-poo!"

Annie:

Corg: "You weren't supposed to hear that..."

Liked some, didn't like some. Scouts was block.

"Time for a fire drill?"
"No thanks. I still remember the rock hammer."

Random MCH #69 Student: "Could be worse. It's karaoke night. Hulk and Kyle are doing a duet in the Staff Room."

Hulk & Kyle.

Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Now we know what his war injury was: tone-deafness.

Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Now we know what his war injury was: tone-deafness.

Actually he knows what happened to the last guy who criticized Hulk's singing...

Cut to... A bruised and battered Superman hanging from the school flagpole by his underwear strap...

Sorry to get technical, but I don't think that would happen. At best, it would be a tie. But even at his best, IMO, Superman would win ever time.

Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Now we know what his war injury was: tone-deafness.

Actually he knows what happened to the last guy who criticized Hulk's singing...

Cut to... A bruised and battered Superman hanging from the school flagpole by his underwear strap...

(Cut to...Batman taking pictures of a bruised and battered Superman and showing them to the rest of the Justice League...)

Batman:

Public relations kryptonite....
Only finding Kal-el's baby pictures would be worse...

Public relations kryptonite....
Only finding Kal-el's baby pictures would be worse...

Clark: "It's my potty and I'll cry if I want to."

[SRoss]

Liked some, didn't like some. Scouts was block.

Scott's was supposed to be Highway to the Danger Zone...

Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Now we know what his war injury was: tone-deafness.

Actually he knows what happened to the last guy who criticized Hulk's singing...

Cut to... A bruised and battered Superman hanging from the school flagpole by his underwear strap...

Sorry to get technical, but I don't think that would happen. At best, it would be a tie. But even at his best, IMO, Superman would win ever time.

It sort of depends, Superman's baseline stronger then the Hulk, but the angrier Hulk get's the stronger he gets. I'm of course using post Crisis Superman, not the one that can move planets.

[taalismn]

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It sort of depends, Superman's baseline stronger then the Hulk, but the angrier Hulk get's the stronger he gets. I'm of course using post Crisis Superman, not the one that can move planets.

Superman's got speed on Hulk...but he's handicapped by being Mister Reasonable, whereas Hulk just uses brute force solutions on a BIG scale. Facing a speedster? Set off a shockwave through the whole area that the speedster CAN'T avoid....

[say652]

Superman is way way more powerful than Hulk,everything Hulk can do Superman can also do plus he's the master of two Kryptonian martial arts.

Hulk is rather limited in scope and ability and most off his victories are simply storyline immunity.

Superman = Cool.

Hulk = Fan Favorite.

Big big difference.

[taalismn]

Scary Scenarios: Hulk is discovered to be pure biological kryptonite.

Somehow, Hulk gets a Lantern Ring....
Guardians of Oa: "...ooops..."

[SRoss]

Well they are both green...

Ring! Hulk want hoagie!

[say652]

Superman Prime with his lantern ring laughs at the green buffoon.

[taalismn]

Superman Prime with his lantern ring laughs at the green buffoon.

"You're just trying to distract us while your NPC tries to sneak out of the school. Nice try, but the pep rally's mandatory attendance."
"Really, a pep rally? How the hell do you propose drumming up any enthusiasm in THIS school? Tell'em the prom's cancelled?"
"Heavens no! But we have the school mascot do some tricks."
"Like what? Return from the dead? The first one was EATEN. The second one caught on fire-"
"That reminds me, has Mister Edwards paid for the damage to the costume yet?"
"On his salary? Surely you jest."
"I take that as a no."
"Okay, the third one became intoxicated and threw up all over-"
"Has Mister Kyle paid up for drycleaning THAT costume? "
"What do you think?"
"I take that as another 'no'."
"Our fourth athletic mascot got compressed into a burst of x-rays and a thin coat of neutronium when Little Washuu's model black hole went rogue-"
"She still claims that was sabotaged."
"Be that what it may, we have had HORRIBLE luck with our athletic mascots in this school. Parading another out in front of the students in an effort to get them enthused about ANYTHING is asking for trouble."
"Oh, what can possibly go wrong-"

[SRoss]

Superman Prime with his lantern ring laughs at the green buffoon.

"He's laughing out the other end when the Fourth Wall Gang cross the streams and put his Black Lantern wielding butt in a ghost trap and gives him to Annie."

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Ohhhhh...he's wearing spandex! And why is he wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants? And what does the 'S' means, anyway? Why does he need a cape and how come no one can recognize him when he takes off his glasses? I mean the face is still the same, just no glasses...are adults really that stupid?"

[taalismn]

Annie: "Ohhhhh...he's wearing spandex! And why is he wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants? And what does the 'S' means, anyway? Why does he need a cape and how come no one can recognize him when he takes off his glasses? I mean the face is still the same, just no glasses...are adults really that stupid?"

"Annie...secret identity."

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Ohhhhh...he's wearing spandex! And why is he wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants? And what does the 'S' means, anyway? Why does he need a cape and how come no one can recognize him when he takes off his glasses? I mean the face is still the same, just no glasses...are adults really that stupid?"

"Annie...secret identity."

Annie: "Well, how come I know who he is?!"
Superman: "SHE know's I'm Clark Kent?!"
Annie: "Dduuuhhhh...I'm not a stupid adult. At least Batman covers his face."

[say652]

Annie and Washu check under there bed for Batman at night.

[taalismn]

Annie and Washu check under there bed for Batman at night.

Because they figure he might figure that the best place to hide is right under them in the LAST place he figures they'd look.
Poor deluded guy.

[say652]

Pffft.

Fourth wall or not, deluded manga creations aside, Batman wins.

Errytime.

[taalismn]

Pffft.

Fourth wall or not, deluded manga creations aside, Batman wins.

Errytime.

This is MCHS#69, not Gotham. Home turf advantage negated. Character shields down, and Mister Scott is out cold. Ego comes to this school to die, humility arrives for a refresher course.
The only way Batman wins, is by not coming to MCHS#69. The last time the Joker wandered in and thought it would be fun to take a classroom hostage, he left paler than he normally is, not under his own power, and with his grin having to be surgically removed from his colon. Scarecrow left on FIRE. Judge Deth refuses to talk about the time he spent in Homeroom. Batman would possibly LIKE to keep his foes trapped at MCHS#69, but his scruples prevent him from endorsing torture.

[Alpha 11]

Superman Prime with his lantern ring laughs at the green buffoon.

"You're just trying to distract us while your NPC tries to sneak out of the school. Nice try, but the pep rally's mandatory attendance."
"Really, a pep rally? How the hell do you propose drumming up any enthusiasm in THIS school? Tell'em the prom's cancelled?"
"Heavens no! But we have the school mascot do some tricks."
"Like what? Return from the dead? The first one was EATEN. The second one caught on fire-"
"That reminds me, has Mister Edwards paid for the damage to the costume yet?"
"On his salary? Surely you jest."
"I take that as a no."
"Okay, the third one became intoxicated and threw up all over-"
"Has Mister Kyle paid up for drycleaning THAT costume? "
"What do you think?"
"I take that as another 'no'."
"Our fourth athletic mascot got compressed into a burst of x-rays and a thin coat of neutronium when Little Washuu's model black hole went rogue-"
"She still claims that was sabotaged."
"Be that what it may, we have had HORRIBLE luck with our athletic mascots in this school. Parading another out in front of the students in an effort to get them enthused about ANYTHING is asking for trouble."
"Oh, what can possibly go wrong-"

He did not just say that... RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Superman Prime with his lantern ring laughs at the green buffoon.

"He's laughing out the other end when the Fourth Wall Gang cross the streams and put his Black Lantern wielding butt in a ghost trap and gives him to Annie."

Annie: "Ohhhhh...he's wearing spandex! And why is he wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants? And what does the 'S' means, anyway? Why does he need a cape and how come no one can recognize him when he takes off his glasses? I mean the face is still the same, just no glasses...are adults really that stupid?"

Annie: "Ohhhhh...he's wearing spandex! And why is he wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants? And what does the 'S' means, anyway? Why does he need a cape and how come no one can recognize him when he takes off his glasses? I mean the face is still the same, just no glasses...are adults really that stupid?"

"Annie...secret identity."

Annie: "Ohhhhh...he's wearing spandex! And why is he wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants? And what does the 'S' means, anyway? Why does he need a cape and how come no one can recognize him when he takes off his glasses? I mean the face is still the same, just no glasses...are adults really that stupid?"

"Annie...secret identity."

Annie: "Well, how come I know who he is?!"
Superman: "SHE know's I'm Clark Kent?!"
Annie: "Dduuuhhhh...I'm not a stupid adult. At least Batman covers his face."

Annie and Washu check under there bed for Batman at night.

Annie and Washu check under there bed for Batman at night.

Because they figure he might figure that the best place to hide is right under them in the LAST place he figures they'd look.
Poor deluded guy.

Pffft.

Fourth wall or not, deluded manga creations aside, Batman wins.

Errytime.

Pffft.

Fourth wall or not, deluded manga creations aside, Batman wins.

Errytime.

This is MCHS#69, not Gotham. Home turf advantage negated. Character shields down, and Mister Scott is out cold. Ego comes to this school to die, humility arrives for a refresher course.
The only way Batman wins, is by not coming to MCHS#69. The last time the Joker wandered in and thought it would be fun to take a classroom hostage, he left paler than he normally is, not under his own power, and with his grin having to be surgically removed from his colon. Scarecrow left on FIRE. Judge Deth refuses to talk about the time he spent in Homeroom. Batman would possibly LIKE to keep his foes trapped at MCHS#69, but his scruples prevent him from endorsing torture.

So, do Spec Ops recruit from this school, then?

[say652]

Flying Snow used his time here and lessons learned to wage a war against the xiticiks.

Gravy started therapy for ptsd......

[SRoss]

Flying Snow used his time here and lessons learned to wage a war against the xiticiks.

Gravy started therapy for ptsd......

Washuu: "You might feel a slight tingling in your brain."

[say652]

"That's part of the problem, and my text to talk is broken. Not once ever have I ment ducking! "

[Arnie100]

Annie: "I mean; seriously, half of these superheroes don't cover up their faces and NO ONE still doesn't recognize them? ARE adults really that stupid?"
Scott: (Looking at Rand) "Unfortunately some are, Annie."
Scott and Annie: (Both looking at Rand)

[taalismn]

Annie: "I mean; seriously, half of these superheroes don't cover up their faces and NO ONE still doesn't recognize them? ARE adults really that stupid?"
Scott: (Looking at Rand) "Unfortunately some are, Annie."
Scott and Annie: (Both looking at Rand)

Rand: "I resent that remark."
Rook: "You couldn't tell Lancer was really a guy."
Rand: "Me and most of South and North America. may I remind you."
Lancer: "-I- resent the implication that all my skill and effort could be seen through easily. We suffer for our art."

[SRoss]

Annie: "I mean; seriously, half of these superheroes don't cover up their faces and NO ONE still doesn't recognize them? ARE adults really that stupid?"
Scott: (Looking at Rand) "Unfortunately some are, Annie."
Scott and Annie: (Both looking at Rand)

Rand: "I resent that remark."
Rook: "You couldn't tell Lancer was really a guy."
Rand: "Me and most of South and North America. may I remind you."
Lancer: "-I- resent the implication that all my skill and effort could be seen through easily. We suffer for our art."

Boy George & Marilyn Manson: "Yeah!" (High fives Lancer)

[Arnie100]

Lunk: "Rand, didn't you have the hots for Yelllow Dancer?"
Rand:

[SRoss]

Lunk: "Rand, didn't you have the hots for Yelllow Dancer?"
Rand:

Rand: "Lunk, remember when the Otaku Invid Princess made you Cosplay Slave Leah? Want me to post the photos?"

[taalismn]

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Rand: "Lunk, remember when the Otaku Invid Princess made you Cosplay Slave Leah? Want me to post the photos?"

Rook: "I thought he was supposed to be 'John Carter of Mars'."
Rand: "That was Scott. Where the HECK Ariel got that idea and the costumes I'll never know, but I can hazard a guess how she managed to talk him into it."
Lancer: "Orange Juice Trick."

[SRoss]

[

Rand: "Lunk, remember when the Otaku Invid Princess made you Cosplay Slave Leah? Want me to post the photos?"

Rook: "I thought he was supposed to be 'John Carter of Mars'."
Rand: "That was Scott. Where the HECK Ariel got that idea and the costumes I'll never know, but I can hazard a guess how she managed to talk him into it."
Lancer: "Orange Juice Trick."

Ariel: "We got best in show from the Hunters."

[taalismn]

[

Ariel: "We got best in show from the Hunters."

Hey, Scott had to borrow his Barsoomian sword from SOMEWHERE(or rather, someone).

"Ah, sir, where's the safety on this thing?"
"Bernard, quit being so nervous! You're a 'fighting man of Mars Division, gentleman of the UEEF'. Quit acting like a novice dunce. Frankly, I doubt you'll ever have to pull it out of the scabbard."

Little did either man know of the Bernards' encounter with the still-at-large surviving members of the Red Snakes that night...

[SRoss]

[

Ariel: "We got best in show from the Hunters."

Hey, Scott had to borrow his Barsoomian sword from SOMEWHERE(or rather, someone).

"Ah, sir, where's the safety on this thing?"
"Bernard, quit being so nervous! You're a 'fighting man of Mars Division, gentleman of the UEEF'. Quit acting like a novice dunce. Frankly, I doubt you'll ever have to pull it out of the scabbard."

Little did either man know of the Bernards' encounter with the still-at-large surviving members of the Red Snakes that night...

When he and Ariel had to be saved by Second Year student Marika Kato.

[taalismn]

[
When he and Ariel had to be saved by Second Year student Marika Kato.

Apparently they were on their way to the Crossovers thread when they got 'mugged'....Not that there was much of anything left of the Red Snakes when Marika popped in, thought the two people in the zaftig leather outfits were being attacked, and whisked them away, to their great protests. The remaining Red Snakes might have THANKED Marika for saving them, had they not wanted to deal with the dubious distinction of having the ^#^%%$ beaten out of them by a guy wearing a leather harness and cargo shorts and swinging a sword, and saved from him by a teenage pirate in a mini-skirt...

[say652]

"If they are that pretty does it really matter? Really? Really."
Gravy chimes in.

[taalismn]

"If they are that pretty does it really matter? Really? Really."
Gravy chimes in.

Actually the Red Snakes were pretty ugly.
Just saying.
The ones that tried to restart their racket around MCHS#69, especially, after they made the mistake of trying to shake down the students(they somehow managed to miss the surrounding containment barriers...probably because the latter were designed to keep people IN, not OUT....and wound up on the wrong side of the barbed wire).

[Arnie100]

"If they are that pretty does it really matter? Really? Really."
Gravy chimes in.

"Well, if that's the case, we have a date for you, a Miss Frank N Furter."

[taalismn]

"Mr. Gravy, do you prefer a spoon for your eyes, or would you prefer your thumbs? We're currently out of your preferred brand of brain bleach."

[say652]

"At 150ish and being a full conversion cyborg, beggars can't be choosers. "

[taalismn]

"At 150ish and being a full conversion cyborg, beggars can't be choosers. "

",,,when they can be pirates instead."

[say652]

"Take all ye can and leaving nothing left"
Raises a bottle of spiced Rum.

[taalismn]

"Take all ye can and leaving nothing left"
Raises a bottle of spiced Rum.

Spiced rum....In this case the capitalization changes EVERYTHING.
Though in this case, growing gills and webbing between the fingers may be mistaken for Davy Jones' Syndrome or Innsmouth ancestry. At least until your first drinking binge while at the helm puts the boat on, say, Europa....

[SRoss]

"Take all ye can and leaving nothing left"
Raises a bottle of spiced Rum.

Spiced rum....In this case the capitalization changes EVERYTHING.
Though in this case, growing gills and webbing between the fingers may be mistaken for Davy Jones' Syndrome or Innsmouth ancestry. At least until your first drinking binge while at the helm puts the boat on, say, Europa....

"How was I supposed to know Melange didn't go with rum?"

[taalismn]

["How was I supposed to know Melange didn't go with rum?"

Sez so on the list of foods that go well, or to avoid, with Melange. Goes well with goat, ostrich, snake, rat, and a variety of cheeses, dates, and olives. Doesn't go so well with fish and seafood in general.

[Arnie100]

"There isn't wormsign, is there??"
"We have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen."

[taalismn]

"There isn't wormsign, is there??"
"We have wormsign the likes of which even God has never seen."

"We see wormsign around this school, it's more likely grabnoids, not sandworms."

[SRoss]

Heather Gummer: (Loading couple of shells into her Elephant Gun) "Someone say they got a Grabnoid problem?"

[say652]

Racking his Pulverizer Gravy smiles under his helmet.
"A prerifts hero of mine became famous hunting these things. "

[SRoss]

Edwards: (Brandishing a Plunger) "HELLO, BSS! WE'VE GOT A TOILET PROBLEM!!!"

BSS Switchboard Operator: "Do you need a snake?"

Kyle: "NO, WE GOT ONE ALREADY!!!"

Cut to... A Grabnoid trying to crawl out the staff toilet.

Roomba: <<We're not cleaning that...>>

[Arnie100]

Annie: "Oooooohhhh...what a cutie..."
Grabnoid: (Tries deperately to dig underground...)

[taalismn]

Annie: "Oooooohhhh...what a cutie..."
Grabnoid: (Tries deperately to dig underground...)

"Kyle....crawl under the building and spray the damn things."
*SIGH* "Suicide draftee reporting for duty."