Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Petite Cola Machine: <<HELP! SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY WOMAN!!!>>
Beldandy: (Dragging the helpless machine into the lounge) "Oh come on! (Hic) Just a little more of that sweet beverage! (Hic)"
Beldandy: (Dragging the helpless machine into the lounge) "Oh come on! (Hic) Just a little more of that sweet beverage! (Hic)"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Roomba #1: <<NEGATIVE! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<NEGATIVE! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>
Unless the Roombas have access to Cola, I think they have more to worry about from Skuld or Tim Taylor...
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Roomba: <<WE WOULD STILL HAVE TO CLEAN UP AFTER THEM!>>
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:[
Unless the Roombas have access to Cola, I think they have more to worry about from Skuld or Tim Taylor...
They mug the Petit- and ProtoCola machines for soft drinks...no honor amongst (homicidal) machines and all that....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Good Lord, what if Beldandy discovers the candy vending machines?!"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:"Good Lord, what if Beldandy discovers the candy vending machines?!"
"Strange...I'd swear this school bus handles heavier AFTER I drop the kids off at school!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Corg:" the place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you"
T.R.Edwards:" she just small goddes ;what could possibly happen."
T.R.Edwards:" she just small goddes ;what could possibly happen."
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."
Beldandy: (Hovering over Annie) "May fortune smile on you."
Annie fires the tranc dart, it deflects off the back wall and strikes Corg in the butt. At the same time Whatley reaches up and pulls Edwards through the toilet.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
Clearly no one told them about the scanners.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."
Beldandy: (Hovering over Annie) "May fortune smile on you."
Annie fires the tranc dart, it deflects off the back wall and strikes Corg in the butt. At the same time Whatley reaches up and pulls Edwards through the toilet.
Annie: "Come on, Corgie-Poo...you're friend will be busy for a while...you need PUNISHING!!" (Dragging an unconscious Corgie-Poo by the ankle...)
Beldandy: "That little girl will be so much fun!"
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
Clearly no one told them about the scanners.
Or that their wheels automatically lock whenever they try to leave...
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
Clearly no one told them about the scanners.
"You smuggling soda machines out of the school system?"
"No. Why?"
"Because the x-ray scan shows six machines tucked up against the underside of your bus."
-------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
Clearly no one told them about the scanners.
"You smuggling soda machines out of the school system?"
"No. Why?"
"Because the x-ray scan shows six machines tucked up against the underside of your bus."
Skuld: "I'll take charge of those."
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ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>
"They're worse sugarholics then anybody else."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>
"They're worse sugarholics then anybody else."
Lisa Hayes:"so let's see the Vulcan pon far is ca used by lack of sex and candy.Hmmm,"
Azonia (circled by Vulcan teenagers :"no wait stop I was only teasing about the cookies in my hair."
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Meanwhile...
In the Defence Against Dark Arts class Annie writes on the black board.
I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets...
Garn: "Umm, could someone undo the leash please?"
Hild: "Seriously, I mean I'm glad to be out of that cell, but..."
Arnie100: (Furiously, flipping pages) "Hell No! Not until I figure how to unsummon you two!!!"
In the Defence Against Dark Arts class Annie writes on the black board.
I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets...
Garn: "Umm, could someone undo the leash please?"
Hild: "Seriously, I mean I'm glad to be out of that cell, but..."
Arnie100: (Furiously, flipping pages) "Hell No! Not until I figure how to unsummon you two!!!"
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SRoss wrote:Meanwhile...
In the Defence Against Dark Arts class Annie writes on the black board.
I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets...
Garn: "Umm, could someone undo the leash please?"
Hild: "Seriously, I mean I'm glad to be out of that cell, but..."
Arnie100: (Furiously, flipping pages) "Hell No! Not until I figure how to unsummon you two!!!"
"Bus leaves for New York via Heathrow; you can catch a ride to Hell from there...or Newark, whichever you prefer. Here's two tickets."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Or Jersey...whichever is closer."
They can't see me...Right!?
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Arnie100 wrote:"Or Jersey...whichever is closer."
"Which exit?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"As long as they're out of here."
They can't see me...Right!?
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:"Or Jersey...whichever is closer."
This plot line definitely not approved by the New Jersey State Chamber of Commerce.
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You gave the world Snookie, we're just returning the favor.
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MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....
"I thought in needed more thrust..."
"I said the casino looked like a spaceship! Not let's put it in orbit!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss: (Rushing into the Defence Against Dark Art class) "HEY GUYS! WE GOT A MAJOR EMERGENCY HERE!!! Peorth got into the Chem storage room and..."
Every Female at MCH #69: "OH SHINJI!!!"
Shinji: (Running)
Every Female at MCH #69: "OH SHINJI!!!"
Shinji: (Running)
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SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....
"I thought in needed more thrust..."
"I said the casino looked like a spaceship! Not let's put it in orbit!"
"That wasn't supposed to be taken as a BET, as in 'How high can we blast the building?'"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....
"I thought in needed more thrust..."
"I said the casino looked like a spaceship! Not let's put it in orbit!"
taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"Or Jersey...whichever is closer."
This plot line definitely not approved by the New Jersey State Chamber of Commerce.
Arnie100 wrote:You gave the world Snookie, we're just returning the favor.
SRoss wrote:Urd: "Bacchus god of Wine, bring forth some social lubricant!"
Arnie100: "MY LIQUOR CABINET! BEGONE FROM THERE DEVIL WOMAN!!!"
Urd: "Don't worry, I'm just going to have this, and a little bit of that, Oooohhh, and some of this as well."
SRoss wrote:Skuld: "At last! My Banpei RX Hall Monitor is complete!"
Taalismn: "Oh well, can't be worse than the ED-209."
SRoss: "Should we have really let her use parts from Bun Bun to build that?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Skuld: "At last! My Banpei RX Hall Monitor is complete!"
Taalismn: "Oh well, can't be worse than the ED-209."
SRoss: "Should we have really let her use parts from Bun Bun to build that?"
"Com'on, it's not as if the students actually use the halls; they've learned to break through the walls..."
taalismn wrote:"Too bad hand grenades, holy or otherwise, are NOT in short supply in this school."
"Though counting ability is suspect..."
SRoss wrote:Roombas: <<WE ARE NOT CLEANING UP AFTER THAT, THAT RODENT!!!>>
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:Roombas: <<WE ARE NOT CLEANING UP AFTER THAT, THAT RODENT!!!>>
"It's found the blind spot on top of them."
SRoss wrote:Petite Cola Machine: <<HELP! SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY WOMAN!!!>>
Beldandy: (Dragging the helpless machine into the lounge) "Oh come on! (Hic) Just a little more of that sweet beverage! (Hic)"
Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<NEGATIVE! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>
SRoss wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<NEGATIVE! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>
Unless the Roombas have access to Cola, I think they have more to worry about from Skuld or Tim Taylor...
That's an understatement.
Arnie100 wrote:"Good Lord, what if Beldandy discovers the candy vending machines?!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:"Good Lord, what if Beldandy discovers the candy vending machines?!"
"Strange...I'd swear this school bus handles heavier AFTER I drop the kids off at school!"
Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
batlchip wrote:Corg:" the place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you"
T.R.Edwards:" she just small goddes ;what could possibly happen."
Famous last words.
SRoss wrote:batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."
Beldandy: (Hovering over Annie) "May fortune smile on you."
Annie fires the tranc dart, it deflects off the back wall and strikes Corg in the butt. At the same time Whatley reaches up and pulls Edwards through the toilet.
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."
Beldandy: (Hovering over Annie) "May fortune smile on you."
Annie fires the tranc dart, it deflects off the back wall and strikes Corg in the butt. At the same time Whatley reaches up and pulls Edwards through the toilet.
Annie: "Come on, Corgie-Poo...you're friend will be busy for a while...you need PUNISHING!!" (Dragging an unconscious Corgie-Poo by the ankle...)
Beldandy: "That little girl will be so much fun!"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
Clearly no one told them about the scanners.
"You smuggling soda machines out of the school system?"
"No. Why?"
"Because the x-ray scan shows six machines tucked up against the underside of your bus."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"
No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...
Clearly no one told them about the scanners.
"You smuggling soda machines out of the school system?"
"No. Why?"
"Because the x-ray scan shows six machines tucked up against the underside of your bus."
Skuld: "I'll take charge of those."
taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>
batlchip wrote:Arnie100 wrote:taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>
"They're worse sugarholics then anybody else."
Lisa Hayes:"so let's see the Vulcan pon far is ca used by lack of sex and candy.Hmmm,"
Azonia (circled by Vulcan teenagers :"no wait stop I was only teasing about the cookies in my hair."
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile...
In the Defence Against Dark Arts class Annie writes on the black board.
I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets...
Garn: "Umm, could someone undo the leash please?"
Hild: "Seriously, I mean I'm glad to be out of that cell, but..."
Arnie100: (Furiously, flipping pages) "Hell No! Not until I figure how to unsummon you two!!!"
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Rushing into the Defence Against Dark Art class) "HEY GUYS! WE GOT A MAJOR EMERGENCY HERE!!! Peorth got into the Chem storage room and..."
Every Female at MCH #69: "OH SHINJI!!!"
Shinji: (Running)
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Tenchi (running up next to Shinji):"You too?"
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Ruby: "Welcome students to Monster Slaying 101!"
Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"
Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."
Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"
Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."
Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SRoss wrote:Ruby: "Welcome students to Monster Slaying 101!"
Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"
Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."
Ruby: "Also required: Defense Against The Dark Arts!"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:Ruby: "Welcome students to Monster Slaying 101!"
Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"
Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."
Ruby: "Also required: Defense Against The Dark Arts!"
("This is my defense against the dark arts." (Exchange student in the back starts powering up a mystic pocket-concealed protoculture-enhanced TW anti-proton cannon)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
taalismn wrote:Arnie100 wrote:SRoss wrote:Ruby: "Welcome students to Monster Slaying 101!"
Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"
Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."
Ruby: "Also required: Defense Against The Dark Arts!"
Egon but that thing away your gonna get us all killed!
("This is my defense against the dark arts." (Exchange student in the back starts powering up a mystic pocket-concealed protoculture-enhanced TW anti-proton cannon)
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
SPARTAN:"We -glass- them."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Blue SPARTAN:"With what?"
Red SPARTAN:"Duse just do what he sa- *Zorch*
Annie:"To slow."
Red SPARTAN:"Duse just do what he sa- *Zorch*
Annie:"To slow."
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"Annie's got a gun,
Whole world's come undone-"
Whole world's come undone-"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
"But man, he had it comin'
Now that Annie's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away"
Now that Annie's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away"
They can't see me...Right!?
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:"But man, he had it comin'
Now that Annie's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away"
"Just a boring day at MCHS#69..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Random MCHS Student #1: "God; please tell me we're not turning into Glee or High School Musical."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "God; please tell me we're not turning into Glee or High School Musical."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!"
"We don't have enough musical talent to attempt that."
Minmei: "...somebody's getting a failing grade...or detention...maybe both. As soon as I figure out if we have salt mines in our basement."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Do we even have basement?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I ain't going down there to look. Bad things always happen to people who go into a basement."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Coward."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Got that right."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I ain't going down there to look. Bad things always happen to people who go into a basement."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Coward."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Got that right."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Minmei: "'Lynn Minmei, School Disciplinarian'...I like the sound of that."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
MCHS Students: "Oh, s**t!"
(Down in the basement; yes, you coward, there is one...)
Edwards: (Tied spread-eagled, facing a wall...) "Who's bright idea was this?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...but it's probably YOUR fault!"
Minmei: (With a whip...) "I've been waiting a LLLOOONNNGGG time for this moment!"
Edwards and Kyle:
(Down in the basement; yes, you coward, there is one...)
Edwards: (Tied spread-eagled, facing a wall...) "Who's bright idea was this?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...but it's probably YOUR fault!"
Minmei: (With a whip...) "I've been waiting a LLLOOONNNGGG time for this moment!"
Edwards and Kyle:
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)
Arnie100 wrote:MCHS Students: "Oh, s**t!"
(Down in the basement; yes, you coward, there is one...)
Edwards: (Tied spread-eagled, facing a wall...) "Who's bright idea was this?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...but it's probably YOUR fault!"
Minmei: (With a whip...) "I've been waiting a LLLOOONNNGGG time for this moment!"
Edwards and Kyle:
"Miss Lynn? Would you mind not powering your electroshock gear off the school power grid? This is the third time you've blown the fuses. Use batteries!"
"...sorry about that..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
------------
"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
--------Rudyard Kipling
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