Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 07, 2016 11:20 pm

"So...fruit juice is stronger than you now, Edwards?"
"...shuddup...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:14 am

Brings a whole new meaning to Pom Wow.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 12:30 am

Ciel: "Sebastian! He's taken the last fruit cup!!!"

The butler closes his pocket watch with an audible snap.

Kyle: "Oh crud!" :eek:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 3:04 pm

SRoss wrote:Ciel: "Sebastian! He's taken the last fruit cup!!!"

The butler closes his pocket watch with an audible snap.

Kyle: "Oh crud!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What now?!"
Kyle: "It was just a fruit cup and they went crazy!" :nh:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 5:00 pm

Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 6:18 pm

SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."

"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 6:58 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."

"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."

"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 08, 2016 7:43 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."

"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."

"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."

Persephone: "Though I kinda wish I'd avoided the pomegranate seeds..."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:28 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."

"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."

"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."

Persephone: "Though I kinda wish I'd avoided the pomegranate seeds..."

Jack:"Please don't talk about seeds."
Persephone:"why?"
Jack:(pointing behind him)"Johnny still in shock.Who knew?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 1:55 pm

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."

"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."

"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."

Persephone: "Though I kinda wish I'd avoided the pomegranate seeds..."

Jack:"Please don't talk about seeds."
Persephone:"why?"
Jack:(pointing behind him)"Johnny still in shock.Who knew?"

"You shoulda seen what happened to Edwards and the Pomegranate juice!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:10 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[
"You shoulda seen what happened to Edwards and the Pomegranate juice!"

Kyle: "You just had to have another go at it, didn't you? Just to prove your manhood. So it was purple archers this time?"
"...shuddup..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 5:34 pm

HEROICS 101

Roy: Ok, class what's the secret to being a hero?

Usagi: (Putting up hand) "Corperate sponsorship!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 6:29 pm

SRoss wrote:
HEROICS 101

Roy: Ok, class what's the secret to being a hero?

Usagi: (Putting up hand) "Corperate sponsorship!"

"Having a hot chick as a girlfriend or sidekick!"
Roy: "I'm down with that!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:50 pm

"Being too dumb to realize you could get KILLED doing that?"
"Cynically put, but essentially correct."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 8:58 pm

"Well, there's the need for the cannon fo -- young assistant that you can use as bai -- as a distraction when you're on a mission..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 9:39 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Well, there's the need for the cannon fo -- young assistant that you can use as bai -- as a distraction when you're on a mission..."

"Oh, I just use Grif for that!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 11, 2016 11:35 pm

"All the cool gadgets with all the power -- "
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "Did someone say...more power?" :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 12:08 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"All the cool gadgets with all the power -- "
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "Did someone say...more power?"

Mushroom cloud rises over a ridge line.....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:44 pm

Tim Taylor: "Do you think we should add...more power...to that Neutron-S thing?"
Waashu: :twisted:

(Robotech Research Center, Tirol...)

Dr. Lang: "What are you doing here?!"
Tim Taylor: :twisted:

"More..."
Waashu: "Power!"
Dr. Lang: :frazz:

guardiandashi · Sat Nov 12, 2016 5:55 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor: "Do you think we should add...more power...to that Neutron-S thing?"
Waashu:

(Robotech Research Center, Tirol...)

Dr. Lang: "What are you doing here?!"
Tim Taylor: "More..."
Waashu: "Power!"
Dr. Lang:

Alecia DeVreis (Goddess of High Tech Warfare) Appears, Snatches the plans, and all samples, then 'Gibbs slaps' both Tim Taylor, and Waashu and says NO you are NOT going to build any Dimensional implosion missiles. Bad people!!!
then vanishes again.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 6:23 pm

guardiandashi wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor: "Do you think we should add...more power...to that Neutron-S thing?"
Waashu:

(Robotech Research Center, Tirol...)

Dr. Lang: "What are you doing here?!"
Tim Taylor: "More..."
Waashu: "Power!"
Dr. Lang:

Alecia DeVreis (Goddess of High Tech Warfare) Appears, Snatches the plans, and all samples, then 'Gibbs slaps' both Tim Taylor, and Waashu and says NO you are NOT going to build any Dimensional implosion missiles. Bad people!!!
then vanishes again.

Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 7:22 pm

THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE

The Samsung S7 Note.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 12, 2016 9:01 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

UEsG Admiral Grant: "We confiscated them for use on any return of certain brain-sucking internet trolls. If they crop up again, we'll hopefully put a stop to them PERMANENTLY."
Tim Taylor: "...okay, we won't make a fuss then."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 1:41 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

UEsG Admiral Grant: "We confiscated them for use on any return of certain brain-sucking internet trolls. If they crop up again, we'll hopefully put a stop to them PERMANENTLY."
Tim Taylor: "...okay, we won't make a fuss then."

Waashu: (Nudging Tim Taylor, sotto voce…) "I know where we can steal a Death Star..."
Tim Taylor: :twisted:

POOF!!!!

UESG Admiral Grant: :shock:

"Oh, God...where the devil did they go?!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 12:17 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

UEsG Admiral Grant: "We confiscated them for use on any return of certain brain-sucking internet trolls. If they crop up again, we'll hopefully put a stop to them PERMANENTLY."
Tim Taylor: "...okay, we won't make a fuss then."

Waashu: (Nudging Tim Taylor, sotto voce…) "I know where we can steal a Death Star..."
Tim Taylor:

POOF!!!!

UESG Admiral Grant: "Oh, God...where the devil did they go?!"

Later...

Alecia: (Rooting through Megara's shoulder storage) "Hey didn't I have a Death Star in here?" :-?

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Nov 13, 2016 3:02 pm

"Worse...I'm sure you had FOUR...."
"Oh no...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 7:02 pm

"Well, at least they haven't found Starkiller Base..."

(Meanwhile back at MCHS #69...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh; goodie! Auto Shop and Science cancelled for the day!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah, but where did they go?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "We're safer not knowing."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Nov 14, 2016 8:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Well, at least they haven't found Starkiller Base..."

(Meanwhile back at MCHS #69...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh; goodie! Auto Shop and Science cancelled for the day!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah, but where did they go?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "We're safer not knowing."

"How much Red Matter are you missing?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 9:35 pm

Tenchi: "Hey Shinji! How'd you like the new DMMO-RPG they were hiding in the Defence Against Dark Arts classroom?"

Shinji: "About that..." :erm:

Albedo: (Clinging to Shinji) :love:

"Shinji-sama, my beloved, I am your faithful dog, your slave. Even if all of Nazarick were to turn against you, I would still stand by your side." :love:

Tenchi: :shock:

Schoolgirls:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Nov 17, 2016 11:08 pm

"Let me please assure the students that the student seating in the Leadership classes is NOT rigged to drop audience members who #### me off down chutes to the school incinerator or a tank of carnivorous fish."
"....you've got them rigged for electrocution instead, right?"
"No, the school heating system vents under each seat. I can incinerate them without the deadfall."
"....that's not particularly reassuring..."
"It plays to the primary philosophy of leadership; fear and punishment are the most powerful tools of effective leadership."
"If you say so, Mister Tarkin."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:31 am

taalismn wrote:"Let me please assure the students that the student seating in the Leadership classes is NOT rigged to drop audience members who #### me off down chutes to the school incinerator or a tank of carnivorous fish."
"....you've got them rigged for electrocution instead, right?"
"No, the school heating system vents under each seat. I can incinerate them without the deadfall."
"....that's not particularly reassuring..."
"It plays to the primary philosophy of leadership; fear and punishment are the most powerful tools of effective leadership."
"If you say so, Mister Tarkin."

"Um, Mister Tarkin... About the guy who built this... Um, the one we tested it on..."

Mustafa: "I'm still alive. Only, I'm very badly burned."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 1:45 pm

DEFENCE AGAINST DARK ARTS

Arnie100: "Ok class, I hope you studied up cause today you get to battle a demon."

Arnie100 summons Mara...

Dana:

"DON'T WORRY! I GOT THIS!!!"

(Chucks a box of cereal at Mara)

Mara animates the leprechaun from the box, who jumps on the back of Dana's head and rides her around the school like horse...

Arnie100: (Facepalms)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 2:57 pm

Arnie100: "I need another drink..." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:13 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I need another drink..."

The school nurse comes in and changes his alcohol IV...
"Thanks."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 9:58 pm

Edwards and Kyle: "Where do we get those?!"
Nurse: "Only PAID staff get those. YOU two don't qualify. "
Edwards and Kyle: :shock:

Nurse: "Plus...you two don't have a private stock."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Nov 18, 2016 10:55 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards and Kyle: "Where do we get those?!"
Nurse: "Only PAID staff get those. YOU two don't qualify. "
Edwards and Kyle:
Nurse: "Plus...you two don't have a private stock."

"And you don't know any doctor unethical enough to prescribe IV treatments with proof ratings and yet still able to legally practice medicine."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 12:36 am

Edwards and Kyle: "But we're part of the staff!"
Nurse: "You two are classified by the school district as 'unpaid forced volunteers'!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Nov 19, 2016 8:24 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards and Kyle: "But we're part of the staff!"
Nurse: "You two are classified by the school district as 'unpaid forced volunteers'!"

"Apparently, Mister Lynn, you're still paying off your student loans...with interest."
"And Edwards?"
"Parking tickets."
"You've -got- to be kidding me..."
"AND the jaywalking..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:47 pm

Nurse: "So; you see, Mr. Edwards and Mr. Kyle....you'll be paying off whatever you owe for the rest of your lives."
Kyle: "That sucks..." :shock:

Edwards: "I hate traffic court..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:00 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Nurse: "So; you see, Mr. Edwards and Mr. Kyle....you'll be paying off whatever you owe for the rest of your lives."
Kyle: "That sucks..."
Edwards: "I hate traffic court..."

Dana: (Running around in circles) "GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!"

Leprechaun: (Waving a riding crop) "This will teach you to to mess with me Lucky Charms!!!"

Edwards, Kyle and the Nurse: :shock:

Nurse: "I think I'll just go set myself up one of those IVs..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:28 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Nurse: "So; you see, Mr. Edwards and Mr. Kyle....you'll be paying off whatever you owe for the rest of your lives."
Kyle: "That sucks..."
Edwards: "I hate traffic court..."

Dana: (Running around in circles) "GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!"

Leprechaun: (Waving a riding crop) "This will teach you to to mess with me Lucky Charms!!!"

Edwards, Kyle and the Nurse:

Nurse: "I think I'll just go set myself up one of those IVs..."

Edwards and Kyle: "What about --"
Nurse: "What did I tell you?! NO. Now get out of my way so I can remove that sight from my memory."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 6:34 pm

"Students, we're taking a field trip! To the courthouse!"
"Ah...no thanks, I go there enough times for my probation hearings..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:04 pm

"I'm trying NOT to get arrested, thank you."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"I'm trying NOT to get arrested, thank you."

"Yeah, they're still after me for smuggling Kinder[sup]tm[/sup] Eggs."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:01 am

"THis might be easier; who in this class does NOT have a criminal record, current warrants for their arrest pending somewhere, or probation?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 12:28 am

taalismn wrote:"THis might be easier; who in this class does NOT have a criminal record, current warrants for their arrest pending somewhere, or probation?"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Putting up hand) "Um, does a restraining order from George Lucas count?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:15 am

"Those bloody Disney lawyers..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 6:34 pm

"Somebody call in the BSS! The turkeys are on the loose again!"
Random MCHS Student: "Thank God, I'm on vacation!" :nh:

Kyle: "Nope...we already ran away from a deranged turkey."
Edwards: "The thing thought WE were dinner..."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 6:54 pm

A Stern faced man with a several times broken nose that was set badly everytime.
"Hi I'm Frank Castle and I'll be your teacher for defense against the dark arts....

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Nov 24, 2016 6:54 pm

Sarah: (Throwing away her weapons and locking herself in with the mutant turkeys) "I love thanksgiving in this school..." :fl: