Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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"So...fruit juice is stronger than you now, Edwards?"
"...shuddup...."
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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Brings a whole new meaning to Pom Wow.
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Ciel: "Sebastian! He's taken the last fruit cup!!!" :x

The butler closes his pocket watch with an audible snap.

Kyle: "Oh crud!" :eek:
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SRoss wrote:Ciel: "Sebastian! He's taken the last fruit cup!!!" :x

The butler closes his pocket watch with an audible snap.

Kyle: "Oh crud!" :eek:


(Down Below...)

Charon: "What now?!"
Kyle: "It was just a fruit cup and they went crazy!" :nh:
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Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."
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SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."


"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."


"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."


"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."


"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."


"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."



Persephone: "Though I kinda wish I'd avoided the pomegranate seeds..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."


"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."


"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."



Persephone: "Though I kinda wish I'd avoided the pomegranate seeds..."

Jack:"Please don't talk about seeds."
Persephone:"why?"
Jack:(pointing behind him)"Johnny still in shock.Who knew?"
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Charon: "Well that explains the salad fork through your skull..."


"You gotta respect attention to proper etiquette like that."


"The fruit cup is the food of the Gods."



Persephone: "Though I kinda wish I'd avoided the pomegranate seeds..."

Jack:"Please don't talk about seeds."
Persephone:"why?"
Jack:(pointing behind him)"Johnny still in shock.Who knew?"


"You shoulda seen what happened to Edwards and the Pomegranate juice!"
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Arnie100 wrote:[
"You shoulda seen what happened to Edwards and the Pomegranate juice!"


Kyle: "You just had to have another go at it, didn't you? Just to prove your manhood. So it was purple archers this time?"
"...shuddup..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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HEROICS 101


Roy: Ok, class what's the secret to being a hero?

Usagi: (Putting up hand) "Corperate sponsorship!"
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SRoss wrote:
HEROICS 101


Roy: Ok, class what's the secret to being a hero?

Usagi: (Putting up hand) "Corperate sponsorship!"


"Having a hot chick as a girlfriend or sidekick!"
Roy: "I'm down with that!"
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"Being too dumb to realize you could get KILLED doing that?"
"Cynically put, but essentially correct."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"Well, there's the need for the cannon fo -- young assistant that you can use as bai -- as a distraction when you're on a mission..."
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Arnie100 wrote:"Well, there's the need for the cannon fo -- young assistant that you can use as bai -- as a distraction when you're on a mission..."


"Oh, I just use Grif for that!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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"All the cool gadgets with all the power -- "
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "Did someone say...more power?" :twisted:
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Arnie100 wrote:"All the cool gadgets with all the power -- "
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "Did someone say...more power?" :twisted:
:shock: :eek:

Mushroom cloud rises over a ridge line.....
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Tim Taylor: "Do you think we should add...more power...to that Neutron-S thing?"
Waashu: :twisted:

(Robotech Research Center, Tirol...)

Dr. Lang: "What are you doing here?!"
Tim Taylor: :twisted: "More..."
Waashu: "Power!"
Dr. Lang: :frazz:
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Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor: "Do you think we should add...more power...to that Neutron-S thing?"
Waashu: :twisted:

(Robotech Research Center, Tirol...)

Dr. Lang: "What are you doing here?!"
Tim Taylor: :twisted: "More..."
Waashu: "Power!"
Dr. Lang: :frazz:


Alecia DeVreis (Goddess of High Tech Warfare) Appears, Snatches the plans, and all samples, then 'Gibbs slaps' both Tim Taylor, and Waashu and says NO you are NOT going to build any Dimensional implosion missiles. Bad people!!!
then vanishes again.
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guardiandashi wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Tim Taylor: "Do you think we should add...more power...to that Neutron-S thing?"
Waashu: :twisted:

(Robotech Research Center, Tirol...)

Dr. Lang: "What are you doing here?!"
Tim Taylor: :twisted: "More..."
Waashu: "Power!"
Dr. Lang: :frazz:


Alecia DeVreis (Goddess of High Tech Warfare) Appears, Snatches the plans, and all samples, then 'Gibbs slaps' both Tim Taylor, and Waashu and says NO you are NOT going to build any Dimensional implosion missiles. Bad people!!!
then vanishes again.


Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"
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THINGS NEVER TO ENHANCE WITH PROTOCULTURE


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Arnie100 wrote:[

Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"


UEsG Admiral Grant: "We confiscated them for use on any return of certain brain-sucking internet trolls. If they crop up again, we'll hopefully put a stop to them PERMANENTLY."
Tim Taylor: "...okay, we won't make a fuss then."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"


UEsG Admiral Grant: "We confiscated them for use on any return of certain brain-sucking internet trolls. If they crop up again, we'll hopefully put a stop to them PERMANENTLY."
Tim Taylor: "...okay, we won't make a fuss then."


Waashu: (Nudging Tim Taylor, sotto voce…) "I know where we can steal a Death Star..."
Tim Taylor: :twisted:

POOF!!!!

UESG Admiral Grant: :shock: "Oh, God...where the devil did they go?!"
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

Tim Taylor: "She fell for the decoys!"
Waashu: "Let the real fun begin!" (Pulls out an S7 phone...)
Tim Taylor and Waashu: "MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!"


UEsG Admiral Grant: "We confiscated them for use on any return of certain brain-sucking internet trolls. If they crop up again, we'll hopefully put a stop to them PERMANENTLY."
Tim Taylor: "...okay, we won't make a fuss then."


Waashu: (Nudging Tim Taylor, sotto voce…) "I know where we can steal a Death Star..."
Tim Taylor: :twisted:

POOF!!!!

UESG Admiral Grant: :shock: "Oh, God...where the devil did they go?!"


Later...

Alecia: (Rooting through Megara's shoulder storage) "Hey didn't I have a Death Star in here?" :-?
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"Worse...I'm sure you had FOUR...."
"Oh no...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"Well, at least they haven't found Starkiller Base..."

(Meanwhile back at MCHS #69...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh; goodie! Auto Shop and Science cancelled for the day!"
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Arnie100 wrote:"Well, at least they haven't found Starkiller Base..."

(Meanwhile back at MCHS #69...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh; goodie! Auto Shop and Science cancelled for the day!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah, but where did they go?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "We're safer not knowing."

"How much Red Matter are you missing?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Tenchi: :shock:

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"Let me please assure the students that the student seating in the Leadership classes is NOT rigged to drop audience members who #### me off down chutes to the school incinerator or a tank of carnivorous fish."
"....you've got them rigged for electrocution instead, right?"
"No, the school heating system vents under each seat. I can incinerate them without the deadfall."
"....that's not particularly reassuring..."
"It plays to the primary philosophy of leadership; fear and punishment are the most powerful tools of effective leadership."
"If you say so, Mister Tarkin."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Let me please assure the students that the student seating in the Leadership classes is NOT rigged to drop audience members who #### me off down chutes to the school incinerator or a tank of carnivorous fish."
"....you've got them rigged for electrocution instead, right?"
"No, the school heating system vents under each seat. I can incinerate them without the deadfall."
"....that's not particularly reassuring..."
"It plays to the primary philosophy of leadership; fear and punishment are the most powerful tools of effective leadership."
"If you say so, Mister Tarkin."


"Um, Mister Tarkin... About the guy who built this... Um, the one we tested it on..."

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DEFENCE AGAINST DARK ARTS


Arnie100: "Ok class, I hope you studied up cause today you get to battle a demon."

Arnie100 summons Mara...

Dana: :D :D :D "DON'T WORRY! I GOT THIS!!!" :D :D :D (Chucks a box of cereal at Mara)

Mara animates the leprechaun from the box, who jumps on the back of Dana's head and rides her around the school like horse...

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Arnie100: "I need another drink..." :nh:
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Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I need another drink..." :nh:


The school nurse comes in and changes his alcohol IV...
"Thanks."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Edwards and Kyle: "Where do we get those?!"
Nurse: "Only PAID staff get those. YOU two don't qualify. "
Edwards and Kyle: :shock: :cry:
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Arnie100 wrote:Edwards and Kyle: "Where do we get those?!"
Nurse: "Only PAID staff get those. YOU two don't qualify. "
Edwards and Kyle: :shock: :cry:
Nurse: "Plus...you two don't have a private stock."


"And you don't know any doctor unethical enough to prescribe IV treatments with proof ratings and yet still able to legally practice medicine."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Edwards and Kyle: "But we're part of the staff!"
Nurse: "You two are classified by the school district as 'unpaid forced volunteers'!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Edwards and Kyle: "But we're part of the staff!"
Nurse: "You two are classified by the school district as 'unpaid forced volunteers'!"


"Apparently, Mister Lynn, you're still paying off your student loans...with interest."
"And Edwards?"
"Parking tickets."
"You've -got- to be kidding me..."
"AND the jaywalking..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Nurse: "So; you see, Mr. Edwards and Mr. Kyle....you'll be paying off whatever you owe for the rest of your lives."
Kyle: "That sucks..." :shock:
Edwards: "I hate traffic court..." :x
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Arnie100 wrote:Nurse: "So; you see, Mr. Edwards and Mr. Kyle....you'll be paying off whatever you owe for the rest of your lives."
Kyle: "That sucks..." :shock:
Edwards: "I hate traffic court..." :x


Dana: (Running around in circles) "GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!"

Leprechaun: (Waving a riding crop) "This will teach you to to mess with me Lucky Charms!!!" :x

Edwards, Kyle and the Nurse: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nurse: "I think I'll just go set myself up one of those IVs..."
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Nurse: "So; you see, Mr. Edwards and Mr. Kyle....you'll be paying off whatever you owe for the rest of your lives."
Kyle: "That sucks..." :shock:
Edwards: "I hate traffic court..." :x


Dana: (Running around in circles) "GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF! GETITOFF!"

Leprechaun: (Waving a riding crop) "This will teach you to to mess with me Lucky Charms!!!" :x

Edwards, Kyle and the Nurse: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Nurse: "I think I'll just go set myself up one of those IVs..."


Edwards and Kyle: "What about --"
Nurse: "What did I tell you?! NO. Now get out of my way so I can remove that sight from my memory."
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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"Students, we're taking a field trip! To the courthouse!"
"Ah...no thanks, I go there enough times for my probation hearings..."
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"I'm trying NOT to get arrested, thank you."
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Arnie100 wrote:"I'm trying NOT to get arrested, thank you."


"Yeah, they're still after me for smuggling Kinder[sup]tm[/sup] Eggs."
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"THis might be easier; who in this class does NOT have a criminal record, current warrants for their arrest pending somewhere, or probation?"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"THis might be easier; who in this class does NOT have a criminal record, current warrants for their arrest pending somewhere, or probation?"


Otaku Invid Princess: (Putting up hand) "Um, does a restraining order from George Lucas count?"
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"Those bloody Disney lawyers..."
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"Somebody call in the BSS! The turkeys are on the loose again!"
Random MCHS Student: "Thank God, I'm on vacation!" :nh:
Kyle: "Nope...we already ran away from a deranged turkey."
Edwards: "The thing thought WE were dinner..."
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A Stern faced man with a several times broken nose that was set badly everytime.
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Sarah: (Throwing away her weapons and locking herself in with the mutant turkeys) "I love thanksgiving in this school..." :fl:
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