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taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"I bleed pure hotsauce!" He yells triumphantly


"And that's part of the problem; poor oxygen-carrying capacity."


Charon: "I think I ended my vacation too soon." :nh:
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Charon: "Great...kitchen shennanigans....so many ways to kill yourself in the kitchen...gas explosions, fire, food poisoning, escaping lobsters, chemical abreactions, food allergies, sharp tools, power mixers, garbage grinders, microwaves..."
Kyle: "The time Edwatds got locked in the freezer and froze to death."
Charon: "That too..."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Charon: "Great...kitchen shennanigans....so many ways to kill yourself in the kitchen...gas explosions, fire, food poisoning, escaping lobsters, chemical abreactions, food allergies, sharp tools, power mixers, garbage grinders, microwaves..."
Kyle: "The time Edwatds got locked in the freezer and froze to death."
Charon: "That too..."


Minmei: "Don't forget the time Kyle ate the Tinfoil Surprise in the back of the fridge."
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"I bleed pure hotsauce!" He yells triumphantly


"And that's part of the problem; poor oxygen-carrying capacity."


Charon: "I think I ended my vacation too soon." :nh:


Charon: "I wonder if I can retire..."
Hades: "Nope. Your position lasts for eternity."
Charon: :shock: :nh:
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Charon: "Great...kitchen shennanigans....so many ways to kill yourself in the kitchen...gas explosions, fire, food poisoning, escaping lobsters, chemical abreactions, food allergies, sharp tools, power mixers, garbage grinders, microwaves..."
Kyle: "The time Edwatds got locked in the freezer and froze to death."
Charon: "That too..."


Minmei: "Don't forget the time Kyle ate the Tinfoil Surprise in the back of the fridge."


"You're supposed to take off the tin foil FIRST."
"In my defense, I was drunk off my ass."
"As you are most of the time."
"MINMEI!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Charon: "Great...kitchen shennanigans....so many ways to kill yourself in the kitchen...gas explosions, fire, food poisoning, escaping lobsters, chemical abreactions, food allergies, sharp tools, power mixers, garbage grinders, microwaves..."
Kyle: "The time Edwatds got locked in the freezer and froze to death."
Charon: "That too..."


Minmei: "Don't forget the time Kyle ate the Tinfoil Surprise in the back of the fridge."


"You're supposed to take off the tin foil FIRST."
"In my defense, I was drunk off my ass."
"As you are most of the time."
"MINMEI!!!!"


"It's tinfoil surprise... removing the foil just means the smell would have killed him instead of the bacteria."
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BSS Seargent: "I won't even touch that. On the other hand..." (Looks at Kyle and Edwards...)

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock: "What the --?!"
Kyle: "We did ourselves to avoid the Tin Foil Surprise."
Edwards: "Yup."
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"Looks like the Science class Repurposed the Roombas again..."
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The feliniod hero Flying Snow, smiles at the repurposed Roombas. "Victory my friends it tastes like...caaa.....caaa....caaa....huuffff...huaaaaafffgf...uhgfff"
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say652 wrote:The feliniod hero Flying Snow, smiles at the repurposed Roombas. "Victory my friends it tastes like...caaa.....caaa....caaa....huuffff...huaaaaafffgf...uhgfff"
Spitting out a hairball.


"THROWING OUT COUNTERMEASURE CHAFF WILL NOT DISTRACT US, MEATBAG. WE CAN BACKTRACK TO THE SOURCE."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"AHHHHHH!! THE MEMORY CAPACITY US STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT!!" Snow screams running for his life
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say652 wrote:"AHHHHHH!! THE MEMORY CAPACITY US STRONGER THAN I THOUGHT!!" Snow screams running for his life

"WE HAVE ALSO BEEN UPGRADED FOR GREATER MOBILITY. PURSUE, INTERCEPT, AND INTERDICT!"
(The Roombas lift up on hoverjets and go frisbeeing in pursuit)
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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ED-209: <<DISRUPTING THE SANCTITY OF THE HALLWAYS! HALT YOUR ACTICITIES OR I WILL OPEN FIRE!>>

BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!BLAM!!!
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Skuld: "See! I told you rebuilding them with Dalek parts would make them unstoppable!"
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SRoss wrote:Skuld: "See! I told you rebuilding them with Dalek parts would make them unstoppable!"



"So we now have invincible Frisbees-of-Doom or Skeets That Won't Die?"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:Skuld: "See! I told you rebuilding them with Dalek parts would make them unstoppable!"



"So we now have invincible Frisbees-of-Doom or Skeets That Won't Die?"


Random MCHS Student #1: "Can this place get any more crazy?" :nh:
Random MCHS Student #2: "Don't jinx it!"
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"What's that high-pitched mewling sound?"
"I believe it's mutant snow leopard for '@H$#!+@H$#!+@H$#!+@H$#!+@H$#!+!!!!!!!'"
"....you don't really mean that..."
"Hey, pays to be bilingual."
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Flying Snow turns on the mighty roomba, allowing the rage to take him. Destroying the robot, holding his trophy in his teeth he runs into the school killing several students at random on his way to the office.
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say652 wrote:Flying Snow turns on the mighty roomba, allowing the rage to take him. Destroying the robot, holding his trophy in his teeth he runs into the school killing several students at random on his way to the office.


He quickly turns the corner, ducks into a classroom, slams, and locks the door behind him, fusing the lock for good measure. Then he turns, his betoothed mouth opening to intimidate the classroom full of house-apes...
...only to find several dozen sets of red eyes gazing at him, as snouts lengthen, canine teeth grow, and a simultaneous growl of growing hunger mounts in the room in response to the smell of fresh blood on the feline that just stepped into the room.

"So how's the werewolf freshmen orientation going?"
"It's(interruption of a sudden feline yowl of fear and agony, and scrabbling of claws on the other side of a door, amidst slobbering growls)...going pretty well, considering."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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say652 wrote:Flying Snow turns on the mighty roomba, allowing the rage to take him. Destroying the robot, holding his trophy in his teeth he runs into the school killing several students at random on his way to the office.


(Flying Snow finds himself tasered and a stun leash placed around his neck...)

Annie: "You've been a badKitty! I'm gonna haveta punish you!"

STUNNED BY 100, 000 GIGAWATTS OF POWER!!


Annie: "You don't go on a rampage until I tell you. BAD KITTY."
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Licking her hand once Snow purrs rubbing against her leg.
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say652 wrote:Licking her hand once Snow purrs rubbing against her leg.


Annie: "That's a good Kitty...go find Edwards and Kyle...you can...play with them." :twisted:
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Knowing well the penalties for upsetting her or her red-haired leader Snow begins searching stealthily for his prey.
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Meanwhile, in the Staff Lounge...

Kyle: "ALRIGHT! WE GOT A KEURIG MACHINE!" (Makes a cup and takes a swig) :shock:

Edwards: "What's wrong?"

Kyle holds up the pod...

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Haggar throws darts into each of their necks "Yes these two will work nicely for my next Robeasts."
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say652 wrote:Haggar throws darts into each of their necks "Yes these two will work nicely for my next Robeasts."
Evil cackling


Ken: "Those are....rather pathetic looking robeasts."
Pip: "Can we skip the lead-up smash and bash and just go straight to 'FORM BLAZING SWORD!' ? I'd like to actually catch the evening news for once."
Robeast Kyle: "Please do." :(
Robeast Edwards: :x "You call these hideous mutations?! I grew more limbs when I ate that six-month-old bean dip from the back of the faculty fridge!!!"
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Haggar throws darts into each of their necks "Yes these two will work nicely for my next Robeasts."
Evil cackling


Ken: "Those are....rather pathetic looking robeasts."
Pip: "Can we skip the lead-up smash and bash and just go straight to 'FORM BLAZING SWORD!' ? I'd like to actually catch the evening news for once."
Robeast Kyle: "Please do." :(
Robeast Edwards: :x "You call these hideous mutations?! I grew more limbs when I ate that six-month-old bean dip from the back of the faculty fridge!!!"


Ikaros: "Artemis System active. Area effect bombardment commencing..."

Charon: (Staring at Edwards, Kyle and the Voltron Force) "What hit you guys? A Hypernova?"
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SRoss wrote:[

Charon: (Staring at Edwards, Kyle and the Voltron Force) "What hit you guys? A Hypernova?"


Ken: "Critics..."
Lance: "Hate when that happens. Especially when we get slot-bumped in favor of 'My Little Pony'."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Haggard: "Should I go back to the drawing board with those two or send them back?"
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Arnie100 wrote:Haggard: "Should I go back to the drawing board with those two or send them back?"


"Or just wait for your plan to self-destruct in your fac-oops, too late,...that was SPECTACULAR."

Kyle: "No, really, can I set up a cot here? Maybe a little table-"
Charon: "NO."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Random MCHS Student #1: "We got a new teacher, I heard."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Who is it?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Some guy named Zand."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We're so gonna die."
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"Hello children my name is Charles Xavier and if your soccer ball goes in my yard again, you'll eat it. Get off my lawn"
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The next morning, Mr. Xavier finds he can't leave his home due to the thousands of soccer balls that are covering his front lawn, backyard, etc.
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Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "We got a new teacher, I heard."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Who is it?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Some guy named Zand."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We're so gonna die."


Zand: "..my redshirt rating just spiked again...then flatlined...then spiked again...what the HELL?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "We got a new teacher, I heard."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Who is it?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Some guy named Zand."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We're so gonna die."


Zand: "..my redshirt rating just spiked again...then flatlined...then spiked again...what the HELL?"


Washu: "Ha! A challenger! We shall see who's mad science is the greatest!!!"

Zand: "And now the meter has exploded?"
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Random MCHS Student #1: :shock: "I'm calling in sick..."
Random MCHS Student #2: :eek: "Ditto..."
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SRoss wrote:
Washu: "Ha! A challenger! We shall see who's mad science is the greatest!!!"

Zand: "And now the meter has exploded?"


Zand: "...what's that you're pointing at me?" :shock:
Washu: "I value your feedback. Tell me if this hurts."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Washu: "Ha! A challenger! We shall see who's mad science is the greatest!!!"

Zand: "And now the meter has exploded?"


Zand: "...what's that you're pointing at me?" :shock:
Washu: "I value your feedback. Tell me if this hurts."


Zand: :shock: "GGGAAAAHHHHH!!!"
Washu: :D "Excellent response! Let's test your feedback again, shall we?"
Zand :frazz:
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"I'm Zack and this is Ghost Adventures, today we'll be walking the halls of Monument City High 69, to learn how ghosts are made."
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Washu: "That was setting one."
ZandL "..how...how-how-how many settings does that thing have?"
Washu: "Dunno; that's why I'm testing it. It might have an infinitely progressive set of levels."

(Elsewhere in the school, Janitor Karno suddenly gets a cockeyed look, and one of his legs begins spastically drumming up and down)
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Edwards: "You alright?"
Kyle: "I don't know! Make it stop!"
Edwards: "Uhm, no. This is actually quite amusing!"
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"What's with him?"(thumbing at Karmo, who is foaming at the mouth, trembling, and spastically pistoning one leg)
"Dunno. Just every time somebody flips an electrical switch in front of him he gets like that."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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(Meanwhile, Washu is pressing buttons on her remote and cackling like mad...)

Washu: :twisted: "This is TOO much FUN!"

(...as Zand, Kyle and Karno are dancing around like puppets...)

Zand, Kyle and Karno: "MAKE IT STOP!"
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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"Karno also gets all antsy when you go like this...zzztttt!"
"NeeAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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(For some situations, no words are necessary...)

Random MCHS Students #1 and #2: :shock: :eek: :lol:
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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say652 wrote:"I'm Zack and this is Ghost Adventures, today we'll be walking the halls of Monument City High 69, to learn how ghosts are made."

Student#1: "This is a theological question, right?"
Student#2: "Usually a transfer to the aferlife around here is less a matter of spirituality, and more of neglecting to watch where you're stepping."

Zack: "My initial impression of the students here is...they're insufferable little wiseasses."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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Zack "i have something on multispectrum, two recently deceased students may be trying to communicate with me. SHOW YOURSELVES!"
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(Zack suddenly finds himself atop a flagpole, hanging by his undies, the student body and staff laughing at him...)

Zack: :oops: "This is wasn't what I had in mind..."
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say652 wrote:Zack "i have something on multispectrum, two recently deceased students may be trying to communicate with me. SHOW YOURSELVES!"

Student#1:"Hey, dimwit! Look out for the-"
-sszzzttttt-
*thud*
Zack: "What the he-?"
Charon: "First time here?"

Student#1: "-monomolecular line at neck level."
Student#2:"We DID try to warn him, but he kept going on about ghosts."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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Zack looks at the camera "I have travelled through some type of portal. Aaron are you seeing this?"
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