Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:38 pm

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Never thought I'd miss my little closet cubicle at good ol' MCHS#69..."
Edwards: "Fourth Wall repair crews are asleep on the job, I see, if we keep %^$%ing crossing over!!!"

"It's not we can just slap a pothole patch into the megaversal ylem, and expect it to hold...."

"We also learned if it involves you two, we tend to ignore it."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:51 pm

"So it's not REALLY the 'magic school bus', it's just poor maintenance of the space/time continuum around MCHS#69?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 7:34 pm

taalismn wrote:"So it's not REALLY the 'magic school bus', it's just poor maintenance of the space/time continuum around MCHS#69?"

"We're just tired of cleaning up after those two."
Kyle: "It's not our fault!"
Edwards: "These things just happen! We can't explain it!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Dec 15, 2016 8:42 pm

Lisa slips a little something extra in the Fourth Wall Gang's Christmas fund...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 8:42 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

"We're just tired of cleaning up after those two."
Kyle: "It's not our fault!"
Edwards: "These things just happen! We can't explain it!"

Edwards: "Well, actually we CAN explain it...but there's not anything we can do about it. Apparently I'm in an ever-looping personal hell or purgatory, like Kyle here."
Kyle: "Actually I'n getting paid for this gig. I kinda partially redeemed myself trying to save my cousin. "
Edwards: "You're a creepy bearded stalker that couldn't even get THAT right."
Kyle: "That's why I'm only getting PAID for this whole 'always beaten up' schtick... and it's not time and a half either. Technically I'm only in purgatory. But at least I get some time off for my studies."
Edwards: "Helllooooo...since when are you studying for ANYTHING?"
Kyle: "Catholic priesthood, remember?"
Edwards: "You? And the church?....Well, I see the Vatican reforms haven't reached all points yet.."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:18 pm

"Wait! we pay him?"

"Yeah, in fruitcakes... That we're made in the 1700s and buried in their tins."

Alecia: "MAGARA! Stop digging those things up! You have no idea where they've been."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Dec 16, 2016 9:54 pm

SRoss wrote:"Wait! we pay him?"

"Yeah, in fruitcakes... That we're made in the 1700s and buried in their tins."

Alecia: "MAGARA! Stop digging those things up! You have no idea where they've been."

"That green stuff ain't candied limes..."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:58 am

Baroness(to Annie):"How can you even think of paying that creep?"
Annie:"we like watching him try to run up walls."
Lisa:"We also like to watch him try to grope praxians while thinking he's invisible. "

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:02 pm

batlchip wrote:Baroness(to Annie): "How can you even think of paying that creep?"
Annie: "We like watching him try to run up walls."
Lisa: "We also like to watch him try to grope Praxians while thinking he's invisible. "

Charon: "Um, where's your head?"

Kyle: "Apparently the Praxians are using it for a tether ball."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Dec 18, 2016 11:17 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Kyle: "Apparently the Praxians are using it for a tether ball."

"It's not like you were using it. Most of your higher mental functions are run from below your navel."
"Edwards, kettle, black."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Dec 22, 2016 4:53 pm

Yes, Roombas have ranks, as well as professional pride, as evidenced by this Freefall strip:http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff3000/fc02905.png

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 7:00 am

Regis:"will somebody please tell Sam & Dean to stop throwing borax on my children. They are not leviathans.!!"Crystal :"Why do they think the Invid are leviathans?"
Claudia:"Dean talked to corg."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 02, 2017 8:27 pm

batlchip wrote:Regis:"will somebody please tell Sam & Dean to stop throwing borax on my children. They are not leviathans.!!"Crystal :"Why do they think the Invid are leviathans?"
Claudia:"Dean talked to corg."

Ariel: "Corg is....not the most reliable source of information..."
Sera: "That's the vague and polite way of saying he's a rabid moron."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:14 pm

A sopping wet Regess stared daggers at Sam & Dean...

Sam: (To Dean, both holding empty buckets) "Funny, I coulda sworn that'd work." :-?

Corg: "I think I should start running BEFORE she comes up with a new form for me..." :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 6:26 pm

"I honestly didn't think she could devolve Invid that far back...."
"He makes a lovely potted plant, though."
"Whose responsibility is it to water him?"
"Edwards and Kyle."

Corg: "..I'm doomed..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:05 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "How did THEY get in here?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Let's just find someplace safe..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "In this place?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:18 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "What'd she do with Sam & Dean?"

Random MCHS Student #2: "You really don't want to know."

Detention Hall, the Regess' nightgown drops to the floor. Sam & Dean fumble their resist insanity and fear rolls.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 05, 2017 7:21 pm

SRoss wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "What'd she do with Sam & Dean?"

Random MCHS Student #2: "You really don't want to know."

Detention Hall, the Regess' nightgown drops to the floor. Sam & Dean fumble their resist insanity and fear rolls.

"I'd be concerned about a school ethics board coming after us for such behavior if I didn't already know we've already been written off...and that most of our students were abandoned here by their oh-so-caring parents."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 1:38 am

"Now what idiot hired The Regess?"
"She just...showed up! WE SWEAR!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 12:56 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Now what idiot hired The Regess?"
"She just...showed up! WE SWEAR!"

Sean Bean: "One simply does not tell the Regess she can't teach!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jan 06, 2017 11:52 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Sean Bean: "One simply does not tell the Regess she can't teach!"

Washuu: "I dunno...she teaches a mean evolutionary biology and genetic engineering class..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 12:44 am

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Sean Bean: "One simply does not tell the Regess she can't teach!"

Washuu: "I dunno...she teaches a mean evolutionary biology and genetic engineering class..."

Regess: "Today class we'll be studying the Bhu Bhu." (Opens the cage)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 7:58 pm

taalismn wrote:"I honestly didn't think she could devolve Invid that far back...."
"He makes a lovely potted plant, though."
"Whose responsibility is it to water him?"
"Edwards and Kyle."

Corg: "..I'm doomed..."

Annie: "Don't worry Corgy-poo! I'll feed you and put you somewhere sunny!" :mrgreen:

Rabid Pollinator: (Lifting it's leg) "And I'll water and fertilize you." :twisted:

Corg: "Yep, no doubt about it. I'm doomed." :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 8:17 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Corg: "Yep, no doubt about it. I'm doomed."

Rand: "...and here we have a perfect example of an edible plant you're likely to encounter in the wilderness...even if you're only feeding a mount like a horse."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:18 pm

Corg-Plant: (Glaring at really Rabid Pollinator...) "HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!" :shock:

Rabid Pollinator: :twisted:

"When you gotta go, you gotta go!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Raises eyebrow)
Corg-Plant: "Threw myself in front of a lawnmower..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:27 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Corg-Plant: (Glaring at really Rabid Pollinator...) "HEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING!"
Rabid Pollinator: "When you gotta go, you gotta go!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Raises eyebrow)
Corg-Plant: "Threw myself in front of a lawnmower..."

Roomba-Lawnmower: <<"mmmmmm...TASTY!">>

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 1:37 am

Random MCHS Student #1: "Roomba-Lawnmowers?" :shock:

Random MCHS Student #2: "Yep. Newest model."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Can you imagine a Roomba-Janitor?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:18 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Roomba-Lawnmowers?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yep. Newest model."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Can you imagine a Roomba-Janitor?"

"I thought that's what technically they were."
"Nah, 'janitor' is a lot more versatile. Roomba can't even climb stairs."

<<"Engaging gecko-grip wheels. Ascending wall. Proceeding to ceiling.">>

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:29 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Roomba-Lawnmowers?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yep. Newest model."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Can you imagine a Roomba-Janitor?"

"I thought that's what technically they were."
"Nah, 'janitor' is a lot more versatile. Roomba can't even climb stairs."

<<"Engaging gecko-grip wheels. Ascending wall. Proceeding to ceiling.">>

Command Roomba: <<"ELEVATE!">> (Floats up the stairs)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jan 08, 2017 11:36 pm

Edwards: "Great....hovering floor scrubbers.....only bad things can come of this development....another unnecessary change...Well, at least the technology in here remains unchanged...good old reliable low-budget stuff that works."
And that's when the retasked mobile phone robot scavenged from the SDF-1 tries to strangle him with its phone cord.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 12:15 am

Roomba-Janitor: <<"I WILL EXTERMINATE WHOEVER MADE THE BATHROOM DISGUSTING! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EEEEXXXTTTTEEERRRMMMIIINNNAATTTEEEE!!">>

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:37 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba-Janitor: <<"I WILL EXTERMINATE WHOEVER MADE THE BATHROOM DISGUSTING! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EEEEXXXTTTTEEERRRMMMIIINNNAATTTEEEE!!">>

Student: "Why do you think we flip lit matches into the bathrooms before we use them?"
Student #2: "And why do you think the faculty allows us to get away with it?"

(having seen a clogged water fountain in college CATCH ON FIRE due to somebody dousing a match in what turned out to improperly flushed alcohol.....well, 'sanitization by blue flame' comes to mind...)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:41 am

(Exiting the bathroom...)

Edwards: "Man, those Taco Bell burritos..."
Roomba-Janitor: <<"IT WAS YOU! TARGET LOCATED AND FIXED! ALL UNITS EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EEXXXXXTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRMMMMIIIINNNNAAAATTTTEEEE!!">>
Edwards: :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 12:52 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Exiting the bathroom...)

Edwards: "Man, those Taco Bell burritos..."
Roomba-Janitor: <<"IT WAS YOU! TARGET LOCATED AND FIXED! ALL UNITS EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EEXXXXXTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRMMMMIIIINNNNAAAATTTTEEEE!!">>
Edwards:

Over at the School Swimming Pool...

Kongo: <<"Target locked. Prepare to fire Super Gravity Cannon.">>

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:04 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Exiting the bathroom...)

Edwards: "Man, those Taco Bell burritos..."
Roomba-Janitor: <<"IT WAS YOU! TARGET LOCATED AND FIXED! ALL UNITS EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EEXXXXXTTTTTEEEEERRRRRRMMMMIIIINNNNAAAATTTTEEEE!!">>
Edwards:

Over at the School Swimming Pool...

Kongo: <<"Target locked. Prepare to fire Super Gravity Cannon.">>

Random MCHS Student #1: "What happened to the bathroom?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Edwards."
Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:27 pm

Principal: "Did they at least turn off the water mains before they opened fire?"
Vice-Principle: "Ah...no."
P: "Then evacuate and lock down the basement and start the pumps."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:48 pm

In the ruins of the basement below the bathroom.

Edwards: (Rising from his body) "Oh come on! You could have at least sent a proper death!"

*SQUEAK*

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:51 pm

SRoss wrote:In the ruins of the basement below the bathroom.

Edwards: (Rising from his body) "Oh come on! You could have at least sent a proper death!"

*SQUEAK*

I'm trying to remember...I believe at one point there's also a Death of Fleas.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 8:55 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:In the ruins of the basement below the bathroom.

Edwards: (Rising from his body) "Oh come on! You could have at least sent a proper death!"

*SQUEAK*

I'm trying to remember...I believe at one point there's also a Death of Fleas.

He's busy with Kyle.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:14 pm

Monument City News Anchor: "MCHS 69 has been temporarily closed and placed under quarantine due to a biohazard incident...stay tuned for further details..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 9:36 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Monument City News Anchor: "MCHS 69 has been temporarily closed and placed under quarantine due to a biohazard incident...stay tuned for further details..."

"This update just in. Previous story retracted as false news. NO such institute as 'MCHS#69' actually exists. The source of this misinformation is not necessarily the EBSIS. It could be the Chinese...or maybe some fat guy sitting in a bedroom somewhere."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 10:24 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Monument City News Anchor: "MCHS 69 has been temporarily closed and placed under quarantine due to a biohazard incident...stay tuned for further details..."

"This update just in. Previous story retracted as false news. NO such institute as 'MCHS#69' actually exists. The source of this misinformation is not necessarily the EBSIS. It could be the Chinese...or maybe some fat guy sitting in a bedroom somewhere."

"According to Wikileaks founder Julian Assange, MCH #69 is actually anti Moran propaganda, as are any rumored connections with EBSIS."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:02 am

Monument City News Anchor: "This just in...a suspect has been identified in the biohazard incident at MCHS #69...be on the look-out for T.R. Edwards..."

batlchip · Unread post by **batlchip** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:37 am

Arnie100 wrote:Monument City News Anchor: "This just in...a suspect has been identified in the biohazard incident at MCHS #69...be on the look-out for T.R. Edwards..."

Bobby (looking at sam,deanand castial )"okay which one of you ijets started this."(sam and Cass point at Dean)
Dean"oh, come on!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 3:54 pm

GMP Bulletin: "The suspect in the recent bio-hazard incident at MCHS#69; T.R. Edwards, is to be considered mentally unstable...use any means at your disposal to take him down...he may be accompanied by another known accomplice, Lynn Kyle."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:33 pm

Arnie100 wrote:GMP Bulletin: "The suspect in the recent bio-hazard incident at MCHS#69; T.R. Edwards, is to be considered mentally unstable...use any means at your disposal to take him down...he may be accompanied by another known accomplice, Lynn Kyle."

Kyle: "Oh, look...I'm on TV...again...How fickle is the public."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:38 pm

BSS Commander: "Be advised, Edwards is to be considered highly toxic, and a contamination hazard. Maximum sterilization procedures are authorized."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:38 pm

Head Sister of Clea err Repentia: "Remember sisters! the ones known as Edwards and Kyle are irredeemable Heretics! Standard close combat procedures are suspended. Flame and emasculate girls!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:57 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:GMP Bulletin: "The suspect in the recent bio-hazard incident at MCHS#69; T.R. Edwards, is to be considered mentally unstable...use any means at your disposal to take him down...he may be accompanied by another known accomplice, Lynn Kyle."

Kyle: "Oh, look...I'm on TV...again...How fickle is the public."

Edwards: "That's a WANTED bulletin, you moron...it also means they're free to shoot on sight! :shock:

Oh, crap...that means me, too!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jan 12, 2017 6:33 pm

Kyle: "At least somebody wants me..."
Edwards: "Oh damn, you're back in your emo phase again, aren't you?!"