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SRoss: "The Containment Grid for the DADA class wasn't on that circuit, was it? Arnie? Arnie? COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!" :badbad:
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SRoss wrote:SRoss: "The Containment Grid for the DADA class wasn't on that circuit, was it? Arnie? Arnie? COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!" :badbad:

Ummm....not a coward but I er......heh I'm gonna get my M.AC ll (might need that personal pin point barrier)and sit in it with my VR 41 armor. Just in case.
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SRoss wrote:SRoss: "The Containment Grid for the DADA class wasn't on that circuit, was it? Arnie? Arnie? COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!" :badbad:



"Here, MIster Malfoy...stick your finger in this hole...stand there until we tell you otherwise..."
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batlchip wrote:
SRoss wrote:SRoss: "The Containment Grid for the DADA class wasn't on that circuit, was it? Arnie? Arnie? COME BACK HERE YOU COWARD!!!" :badbad:

Ummm....not a coward but I er......heh I'm gonna get my M.AC ll (might need that personal pin point barrier)and sit in it with my VR 41 armor. Just in case.


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Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's in the M.A.C. II?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Oh, no..." :frazz:
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"Hole in the space/time fabric at MCHS#69."
"...again?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Mihoshi: :shock: "Did I --"
Everyone: "Yes, you did." :nh:
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"Can we just patch it this time, or are we going to have to reset the entire universe again?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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"Is that even possible or are we just seriously screwed?"
"Ever the optimist."
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Washuu & GlaDOS: "TEST SUBJECTS!" :twisted:

Escaped Demons & Spirits: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
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"Can't we just enact 'Wildfire' protocols on the damned place?"
"No! It's not like Ice Guard! People would take notice if a zoned school was nuked! Questions would be asked! No, only as an absolute last resort can we initiate cauterization!"
"What constitutes 'absolute last resort' situation?"
"If they send my kid home."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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SRoss wrote:Washuu & GlaDOS: "TEST SUBJECTS!" :twisted:

Escaped Demons & Spirits: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Escaped Demons and Spirits: (Begging Arnie100...) "Send us back! We'll do anything!!"
Arnie100: :twisted: "Anything?"
Escaped Demons and Spirits: :shock:
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"So, how was your CPR course?"
"I failed."
"You FAILED?! How did you manage to do that?"
"Snapped my mannequin's neck."
"Ho-"
"It was Karno. He was playing dead to avoid some bizarre Tirolian courtship ritual."
"That's absurd! And cruel!"
"Yeah, the instructor said I failed the CPR test, but my hand to hand instructor gave me an 'A', as did my literature professor."
"What does the latter have to do with it?"
"She appreciated my role in irony."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"So, how was your CPR course?"
"I failed."
"You FAILED?! How did you manage to do that?"
"Snapped my mannequin's neck."
"Ho-"
"It was Karno. He was playing dead to avoid some bizarre Tirolian courtship ritual."
"That's absurd! And cruel!"
"Yeah, the instructor said I failed the CPR test, but my hand to hand instructor gave me an 'A', as did my literature professor."
"What does the latter have to do with it?"
"She appreciated my role in irony."

Lynn Kyle (whispering to Karno ):"We'll always have Paris."
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batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:"So, how was your CPR course?"
"I failed."
"You FAILED?! How did you manage to do that?"
"Snapped my mannequin's neck."
"Ho-"
"It was Karno. He was playing dead to avoid some bizarre Tirolian courtship ritual."
"That's absurd! And cruel!"
"Yeah, the instructor said I failed the CPR test, but my hand to hand instructor gave me an 'A', as did my literature professor."
"What does the latter have to do with it?"
"She appreciated my role in irony."

Lynn Kyle (whispering to Karno ):"We'll always have Paris."


Karno: "Wasn't Paris obliterated during The Rain of Death?"
Lynn Kyle: "Oh, right..."
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"He MEANT Paris HILTON."
"No I didn't. Not even I'm that desperate OR depraved..."
"..and that's saying a lot."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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taalismn wrote:"He MEANT Paris HILTON."
"No I didn't. Not even I'm that desperate OR depraved..."
"..and that's saying a lot."


"I wouldn't even touch Miley Cyrus or Madonna..."
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"He MEANT Paris HILTON."
"No I didn't. Not even I'm that desperate OR depraved..."
"..and that's saying a lot."


"I wouldn't even touch Miley Cyrus or Madonna..."

Karno:"By the way what ever happened to Nikki what's her name.
Lynn Kyle :"She got married to an alternate Dolza.
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"Qucik, Karmo, I hear them coming! Play dead!"
"Uh-"
THUD!
"...ah, an unresponsive body. Doesn't respond to prompts, doesn't appear to be breathing! What d you do?"
"Chest compressions! 110 a minute!"
THUMP*THUMP*THUMP*#CRUNCH#UGGHHH!!!!THUMP*THUMP#CRACK#THUMP*THUMP#SNAP!
"ADFs here!"
-PLEASE APPLY PADS-SCANNING-ABNORMAL HEARTBEAT DETECTED-SHOCK RECOMMENDED-CHARGING-STAY CLEAR-
"FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!"
<<<FORTY THOUSAND VOLTS OF RAW NAKED POWER>>>
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"Okay, somebody want to tell me what Miss Sterling did wrong here?"
"She didn't immediately call for help."
"Her chest compressions were all the way to the spine."
"The automatic defibrilator was set too high."
"It's 'Clear!', not 'fire in the hole'."
"Good! What did she do right?"
"Good compression rate."
"She eliminated an obvious enemy agent with efficiency."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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THINGS WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ENHANCED WITH PROTOCULTURE


AEDs - nuff said...
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"We have a guest instructor for Cooking class today"

Celsia: "Good morning children. Today I will teach you how to prepare Long Pork, so you can all grow up and be strong children ... Except the weaker ones, who will likely be consumed by the others ..." :mrgreen:

Edwards: (Tied to the table, with an apple in his mouth) :eek: "MMMMMM! MMMMM! MMMM!!!" :eek:
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Random MCHS Student #1: :shock: "Vegan diet sounds like a good idea..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "And they said this school was safe..." :nh:
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SRoss wrote:
THINGS WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ENHANCED WITH PROTOCULTURE


AEDs - nuff said...


"Using the leaf blower as am emergency respiration device wasn't too bright either."
"...on the bright side, if we plug his nose and mouth fast enough, we can use Karno as a pretty decent swimming pool float."
"In OUR school swimming pool? The chlorine content's high enough to dissolve plastic."
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For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
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SRoss wrote:
THINGS WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ENHANCED WITH PROTOCULTURE


Power Tools

Tim Taylor: :twisted:
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SRoss wrote:
THINGS WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ENHANCED WITH PROTOCULTURE


AEDs - nuff said...


Roomba: <"See? I told you reprogramming the meatbag medical device would yield spectacular results.">
AED: <"LET ME SHOCK HIM AGAIN! HE'S STILL TWITCHING!">
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
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Random MCHS Student #1: "Need to see the Nurse?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :frazz: "Oh; heck, no!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Need to see the Nurse?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :frazz: "Oh; heck, no!"


School Nurse: "I happen to be a practical instructor in historical medicine."
Random MCHS Student: "Trepanning with obsidian blades, hacksaw amputations without anesthesia.."
School Nurse: "The patients survived the trepanning, obsidian is sharper than surgical steel, and in the field, you do what you must with what you have."
Random MCHS Student #2:"Dude, she got her internship immediately after the Rain of Death. Tossed in the deep end, so to speak."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
THINGS WE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T HAVE ENHANCED WITH PROTOCULTURE


AEDs - nuff said...


Roomba: <"See? I told you reprogramming the meatbag medical device would yield spectacular results.">
AED: <"LET ME SHOCK HIM AGAIN! HE'S STILL TWITCHING!">


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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Need to see the Nurse?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :frazz: "Oh; heck, no!"


School Nurse: "I happen to be a practical instructor in historical medicine."
Random MCHS Student: "Trepanning with obsidian blades, hacksaw amputations without anesthesia.."
School Nurse: "The patients survived the trepanning, obsidian is sharper than surgical steel, and in the field, you do what you must with what you have."
Random MCHS Student #2:"Dude, she got her internship immediately after the Rain of Death. Tossed in the deep end, so to speak."


Jill: (Rolling up her sleave) "I'm ready to start your physical now."
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SRoss wrote:[

Jill: (Rolling up her sleave) "I'm ready to start your physical now."


(POV shot through the door of the nurse's office of Jill, most of her arm hidden from the POV by the door jamb, being flailed up and down and slammed into the floor repeatedly as she's screaming)
Nurse:(from off-camera) :| "Have you been prescribed anything for those enflamed hemorrhoids?"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Jill: (Rolling up her sleave) "I'm ready to start your physical now."


(POV shot through the door of the nurse's office of Jill, most of her arm hidden from the POV by the door jamb, being flailed up and down and slammed into the floor repeatedly as she's screaming)
Nurse:(from off-camera) :| "Have you been prescribed anything for those enflamed hemorrhoids?"


Washuu: :twisted: "I'll take over now nurse." :twisted:
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Jill: (Rolling up her sleave) "I'm ready to start your physical now."


(POV shot through the door of the nurse's office of Jill, most of her arm hidden from the POV by the door jamb, being flailed up and down and slammed into the floor repeatedly as she's screaming)
Nurse:(from off-camera) :| "Have you been prescribed anything for those enflamed hemorrhoids?"


Washuu: :twisted: "I'll take over now nurse." :twisted:


House: "Aren't you a little young to be playing 'Doctor'?"

School Intercom: "Nurse's Office Paging Doctor Darwin. Doctor Darwin to the Nurse's Office!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MCH #69 AND OTHER SCHOOLS


Other schools cater their summer BBQs and bonfires, MCH #69 just invites the Blood Riders...

"No, no, it's just a little party not an inferno. No need to call the CDU."
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SRoss wrote:
DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MCH #69 AND OTHER SCHOOLS


Other schools cater their summer BBQs and bonfires, MCH #69 just invites the Blood Riders...

"No, no, it's just a little party not an inferno. No need to call the CDU."


"The smell of broiling picnic meat and third degree burns should be easier to tell apart."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Jill: (Rolling up her sleave) "I'm ready to start your physical now."


(POV shot through the door of the nurse's office of Jill, most of her arm hidden from the POV by the door jamb, being flailed up and down and slammed into the floor repeatedly as she's screaming)
Nurse:(from off-camera) :| "Have you been prescribed anything for those enflamed hemorrhoids?"


Washuu: :twisted: "I'll take over now nurse." :twisted:

Kagato :'I heard about the last time you played nurse.The boy was out for a week."
Washu :" That wasn't all me though (glares at Mihoshi )"
Mihoshi :"But you told me to play with the jo--"
Lisa:"WHOA WHOA! Family friendly remember."
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"WWWWHHHOOOOOOaaaaaaa, Nurse!!!!!"
"At least we now know where Dana Sterling got that nurse's outfit she wore going after Zor...."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Dana: "The things I had to do to get this outfit and it still doesn't fit..." :x
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Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "The things I had to do to get this outfit and it still doesn't fit..." :x


Aurora: "Perhaps if your "Field Maneuvers" didn't keep ending at the Tim Hortons[sup]tm[/sup] drive thru?
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SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "The things I had to do to get this outfit and it still doesn't fit..." :x


Aurora: "Perhaps if your "Field Maneuvers" didn't keep ending at the Tim Hortons[sup]tm[/sup] drive thru?


Dana: "At least I'm an actual person in this universe!"
Aurora: "Touche..."
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"Dana's talking to herself again."
"Oh yeah, she's DEFINITELY officer material..." :roll:
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Nova:"It could be worse she could be like him (points at Leonard."
Dana:"Good point."
Who is evil?
Who is joy
Who is pain
Who is death
Who is good
Who is blind
Who is foolish
Who is smart
Me and you that's who
For we are mankind.
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batlchip wrote:Nova:"It could be worse she could be like him (points at Leonard."
Dana:"Good point."


Leonard: "First of all, I don't know why the hell I was scheduled for visiting a school to give a promotional talk to a bunch of high schoolers-"
Principal: "Because your secretary hates you?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Corg:"How come Leonard isn't getting the multiple deaths?"
Nova:"That's a good question."
Dana:"we'll let the fourth wall gang handle it"
Nova:"agreed"(.looks down at Lynn Kyle )"It puts the lotion on itd skin or it gets the hose again"
Lynn Kyle :"okay okay anything but that hose full of taco bell sauce."
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Cut to Leonard running on a treadmill...

Jill: "I didn't know visitors had to have physicals too."

Washuu: "This isn't a physical. I just thought he needed the exercise."

Jill: "All that fat jiggling ... it's kinda hypnotic..." :shock:

Washuu: "Yes ... it is..." :shock:
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"Well, at least he can still see his FEET."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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"Shinji, Why have you welded yourself in the washroom?"

Shinji: :frazz: :frazz: :frazz: "Valentine's Day is coming! Remember last time!!!" :frazz: :frazz: :frazz:

"Sigh... I'll alert the clone banks..."
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SRoss wrote:"Shinji, Why have you welded yourself in the washroom?"

Shinji: :frazz: :frazz: :frazz: "Valentine's Day is coming! Remember last time!!!" :frazz: :frazz: :frazz:

"Sigh... I'll alert the clone banks..."


"Good idea. Decoys."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Tenchi: :shock: "I'm gonna call in sick...'
Ryohko: "You're not gonna get away that easily!" :twisted:
Ayeka: "Indeed." :twisted:
Tenchi: :frazz:
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Meanwhile in the Quarantine Section of the Nurses Office...

Magruder: (Feverus and sweating, struggles to get out of bed) "Must <Caugh> attend school <Wheeze> for Valentines Day! <Groan> Must become <Hack> a man!!!"
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Girls of MCHS #69: "Who's Magruder?"
Magruder: :shock: :sad: :cry:
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