Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

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taalismn wrote:"Okay, let me make one thing clear; you do NOT get points in javelin for hitting your classmates."
"How about bystanders?"
"Okay, let me make ANOTHER thing clear-"



Sarah: "AHH and I thought we were going to play 'Catch' "

(I can't find it now but there was an old Garfield image with him holding a Javelin with the caption "Lets play Catch" )
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guardiandashi wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, let me make one thing clear; you do NOT get points in javelin for hitting your classmates."
"How about bystanders?"
"Okay, let me make ANOTHER thing clear-"



Sarah: "AHH and I thought we were going to play 'Catch' "

(I can't find it now but there was an old Garfield image with him holding a Javelin with the caption "Lets play Catch" )


Old Benny Hill short gag where the javelin sticks in an official, and as the impaled man is staggering back and forth, the other officials are having diffulties reeling the measuring tape back and forth to record where it fell(until he collapses).
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
guardiandashi wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, let me make one thing clear; you do NOT get points in javelin for hitting your classmates."
"How about bystanders?"
"Okay, let me make ANOTHER thing clear-"



Sarah: "AHH and I thought we were going to play 'Catch' "

(I can't find it now but there was an old Garfield image with him holding a Javelin with the caption "Lets play Catch" )


Old Benny Hill short gag where the javelin sticks in an official, and as the impaled man is staggering back and forth, the other officials are having difficulties reeling the measuring tape back and forth to record where it fell(until he collapses).


"ALRIGHT! Throw your javelins ... AT THE TARGET THIS TIME!"

Edwards suddenly feels something stuck to his back.
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(Down Below...)

Charon: (Seeing all the javelins...) :shock:
Edwards: "Yeah, whatever..." :nh:
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Coach Misato:"Elsa!We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."
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batlchip wrote:Coach Misato:"Elsa!We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."


"We don't play dodgeball by the minefield either."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "Elsa! We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."


"We don't play dodge-ball by the minefield either."


"Minmei! No throwing Nausicaan spiked balls at the Disney Princesses!"
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "Elsa! We do not throw ice balls at Bell during dodge ball."


"We don't play dodge-ball by the minefield either."


"Minmei! No throwing Nausicaan spiked balls at the Disney Princesses!"


"Hey! They got lightsabers!"
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"You know, if that technology ever got distributed to the Southern Cross UEDF, we wouldn't ever have to worry about future alien invasions."
"It's not as if anybody bothers checking this school, so it's NEVER going to get out."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"You know, if that technology ever got distributed to the Southern Cross UEDF, we wouldn't ever have to worry about future alien invasions."
"It's not as if anybody bothers checking this school, so it's NEVER going to get out."


Cut to... Years later...

Karno: "Foolish Micronians! They only sent a single boarder..."
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"You know, if that technology ever got distributed to the Southern Cross UEDF, we wouldn't ever have to worry about future alien invasions."
"It's not as if anybody bothers checking this school, so it's NEVER going to get out."


Cut to... Years later...

Karno: "Foolish Micronians! They only sent a single boarder..."


(Down Below...)

Charon: "You and your big mouth..."
Karno: "Yup..." :nh:
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Charon: "You're missing a few slices."
Karno: "So that's why I can't feel my ghostly spleen."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

--------Rudyard Kipling
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Coach Misato:"okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane:"What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato:"oh,you'll run them.because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane :shock: :eek:
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batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "Okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane: "What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato: "Oh,you'll run them, because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane: :shock: :eek:


Sarah: "And if that doesn't work?" 8)

Coach Misato: :demon: :demon: :demon: "Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!" :demon: :demon: :demon:

MCH #69 Students: :eek: :shock: :eek:
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SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "Okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane: "What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato: "Oh,you'll run them, because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane: :shock: :eek:


Sarah: "And if that doesn't work?" 8)

Coach Misato: :demon: :demon: :demon: "Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!" :demon: :demon: :demon:

MCH #69 Students: :eek: :shock: :eek:


Edwards: "Maybe we could get Minmei as a Yoga instructor...have you seen some of the positions they can get into?"
Edwards and Kyle: :love: :hug: :fl:

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What now?!"
Edwards: "I don't know...I don't remember doing anything!"
Kyle: :nh:
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
batlchip wrote:Coach Misato: "Okay class today your going to run two laps!"
Akane: "What if we don't want to do the laps?"
Misato: "Oh,you'll run them, because your going to be chased by Gendo IKari and Happosai."
Akane: :shock: :eek:


Sarah: "And if that doesn't work?" 8)

Coach Misato: :demon: :demon: :demon: "Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!" :demon: :demon: :demon:

MCH #69 Students: :eek: :shock: :eek:


Edwards: "Maybe we could get Minmei as a Yoga instructor...have you seen some of the positions they can get into?"
Edwards and Kyle: :love: :hug: :fl:

(Down Below...)

Charon: "What now?!"
Edwards: "I don't know...I don't remember doing anything!"
Kyle: :nh:


Lisa: (Shrug) "What can I say Minmei? Their implant bombs are hormone triggered..."
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SRoss wrote:[

Sarah: "And if that doesn't work?" 8)

Coach Misato: :demon: :demon: :demon: "Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!" :demon: :demon: :demon:

MCH #69 Students: :eek: :shock: :eek:


At last we know what happened to him.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Sarah: "And if that doesn't work?" 8)

Coach Misato: :demon: :demon: :demon: "Release the Robotic Richard Simmons!" :demon: :demon: :demon:

MCH #69 Students: :eek: :shock: :eek:


At last we know what happened to him.


Claudia:"By the way; has anyone seen Bulma?
Bulma:"Where am i?"
Shadow :"Your not my Yuki."
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Really someone says "yuki" and it's game over?
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(A horde of students run out of the Infirmary...)

Waashu: "Come back here, you cowards! It's just pain reliever!"
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Arnie100 wrote:(A horde of students run out of the Infirmary...)

Waashu: "Come back here, you cowards! It's just pain reliever!"


"How is being a zombie any different from the usual state of high school seniors this time of year?!"
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
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To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Arnie100 wrote:(A horde of students run out of the Infirmary...)

Waashu: "Come back here, you cowards! It's just pain reliever!"


Congrats ya made me snarf (make liquid come out of my nose). :lol:
Coach Misato ":alright I need some brave volunteer 's for a special experiment.any takers?."
Beaker :"mmm ni mi mi."
Rock Lee:"huh?"
Coach Misato :Rock Lee glad you volunteered. I need three more."
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batlchip wrote:[

Congrats ya made me snarf (make liquid come out of my nose). :lol:
Coach Misato ":alright I need some brave volunteer 's for a special experiment.any takers?."
Beaker :"mmm ni mi mi."
Rock Lee:"huh?"
Coach Misato :Rock Lee glad you volunteered. I need three more."



"Ummm....I know it's Rock Lee. but 'burning fires of youth' doesn't ACTUALLY involve fire, you know."
"FLAMING YOUTH!!!! FIRES OF MASCULINITY!!! I CAN'T FEEL THEM!!!!"
"DROP AND ROLL! DROP AND ROLL!!!"
"NO, YOU FOOL! RUN AROUND AND DISSIPATE THE FLAME!!!!"
"'RED VS BLUE' WAS A -PARODY-, NOT A FACTUAL PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT, YOU IDIOT!!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Random MCHS Student #1: "I got a dislocated shoulder..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "So...go to the Infirmary."
Random MCHS Student #1: :shock: "Oh, no WAY...I'll do it myself!" (Walks up to wall and slams his shoulder into it...)
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:
Random MCHS Student #1: "Saw it on an ancient movie. Now I can do it whenever I want!"
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Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I got a dislocated shoulder..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "So...go to the Infirmary."
Random MCHS Student #1: :shock: "Oh, no WAY...I'll do it myself!" (Walks up to wall and slams his shoulder into it...)
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:
Random MCHS Student #1: "Saw it on an ancient movie. Now I can do it whenever I want!"


Random MCHS Student #1 walks ten feet and collapses in pain...
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"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"


"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"
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Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"


"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"


"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"


"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"


"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."


Nova: "Who's job was it to police the live ammo?"

Baldrick steps forward.

Nova: ( Facepalms)
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SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"


"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"


"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."


Nova: "Who's job was it to police the live ammo?"
Baldric steps forward.

Nova: ( Facepalms)


Nova: "How would you like a trip to the Infirmary?"
Baldric: :shock: :frazz:
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Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Fool! You're supposed to bite a bullet to stave off the pain!"
"Okay."
#BLAM#
"Not an EXPLOSIVE bullet, fool!"


"It was the only way to relieve the pain from the pain reliever!"


"*sigh* And Southern Cross directives to build up the available trained combatant pool keep us from locking up the live ammunition...."


Nova: "Who's job was it to police the live ammo?"
Baldric steps forward.

Nova: ( Facepalms)


Nova: "How would you like a trip to the Infirmary?"
Baldric: :shock: :frazz:


Nova's comment would have been too subtle for him. He'd probably ask her if he could have some biscuits too.
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Nova: "Too bad there isn't a facepalm Smiley..."
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Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "Too bad there isn't a facepalm Smiley..."


Dana: "Nova..beating your head against that wall can't do you any good..."
Nova: "COME SWEET CONCUSSIVE AMNESIA!!! TAKE MY TORMENT AWAY!!!" :frust: :frust: :frust:
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Baldrick: "I have a plan sir..."

Nova: "Is it a plan so cunning you can pin a tail on it and call it a fox?" :nh:

Baldrick: "Yes sir I believe it is."

#BLAM!#


Nova: "Thank you." :)

Alecia: (Holstering her gun) "No problem." 8)
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Principle: "Please say hello to your new instructor in introductory space tactics, ex-Admiral 'Voted Most LIkely to be Snuffed by a Sith Lord' Ozzel."
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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taalismn wrote:Principle: "Please say hello to your new instructor in introductory space tactics, ex-Admiral 'Voted Most LIkely to be Snuffed by a Sith Lord' Ozzel."


Principle: "Also give a warm welcome to our guest lecturer on Space Sanitation, COMMANDER ADAM QUARK!"
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SRoss wrote:
Principle: "Also give a warm welcome to our guest lecturer on Space Sanitation, COMMANDER ADAM QUARK!"


Probably the only lecturer to attend MCHS#69 who actually walks back out(he, after all, has an honorary chair at the BioSanitation Corps' Hazmat Academy).
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Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"

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Commander Adam Quark: "I am never lecturing at this place AGAIN. The DEPRAVITY..." :shock:
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Arnie100 wrote:Commander Adam Quark: "I am never lecturing at this place AGAIN. The DEPRAVITY..." :shock:


Adam rounds the corner and encounters an army of Bettys.

Betty I, II etc: :love: :love: :love: "Hiii Adam..." :love: :love: :love:
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Arnie100 wrote:Commander Adam Quark: "I am never lecturing at this place AGAIN. The DEPRAVITY..." :shock:


Student: "How can you say that? I mean, after the sex ed lectures around here, I'm surprised ANY of us are the least bit interested in sex..."
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taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Commander Adam Quark: "I am never lecturing at this place AGAIN. The DEPRAVITY..." :shock:


Student: "How can you say that? I mean, after the sex ed lectures around here, I'm surprised ANY of us are the least bit interested in sex..."


At that moment, in the hallway, Corg gets blowgun darted and dragged off by Annie, Tenchi races around the corner pursued by many females, and a net drops down and lifts Shinji into the ceiling.

Student: "Ok, maybe it's just us boys who aren't interested in sex?"
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"I dunno...maybe it was that whole graphic presentation about how human genders are really two different species and sex is really the mutual implantation of parasitic larvae between hosts resulting in mutually assured destruction by chestburster?
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taalismn wrote:"I dunno...maybe it was that whole graphic presentation about how human genders are really two different species and sex is really the mutual implantation of parasitic larvae between hosts resulting in mutually assured destruction by chestburster?"


"Damn it! Gendo replaced the Sex-Ed film with Alien again!"
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SRoss wrote:[

"Damn it! Gendo replaced the Sex-Ed film with Alien again!"


"Really, Gendo, haven't your plans to traumatize your son and turn him into a pathetic milksop gone far enough?"
"You approved his transfer to this school and you ask me this NOW?"
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taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

"Damn it! Gendo replaced the Sex-Ed film with Alien again!"


"Really, Gendo, haven't your plans to traumatize your son and turn him into a pathetic milksop gone far enough?"
"You approved his transfer to this school and you ask me this NOW?"


Gendo suddenly hears a Safety being clicked off.

Yandare-chan: (Aiming a minigun) "I'm sorry, but I can't have you upsetting Sempi."
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SRoss wrote:[
Gendo suddenly hears a Safety being clicked off.

Yandare-chan: (Aiming a minigun) "I'm sorry, but I can't have you upsetting Sempi."


Gendo: "Oh yeah, forgot about his entourage."
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A whole bunch of Chestbursters skitter in fear from the cafeteria...

Washuu: "COWARDS! IT'S JUST CURRY!"
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SRoss wrote:A whole bunch of Chestbursters skitter in fear from the cafeteria...

Washuu: "COWARDS! IT'S JUST CURRY!"


Ah, the cleansing diet. Effectively renders the body uninhabitable by parasitic organisms.
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Tenchi: (Turning to Corg) "Um, you realize, with Shinji away, we're going to be the focus of the pursuit and sex skits."

Corg & Tenchi: (Clinging to each other) :eek: :? :frazz: :eek: :?
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Annie: "Corgie-poo, come out, come out, wherever you are! I need my feet massaged!"
Corgie-Poo: "Oh, no! Have you seen her feet?!"
Tenchi: "Can't be worse then Ayeka's or Ryohko's!"
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