Robotech Blooper Reels

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue May 30, 2017 6:03 pm

937. Play-Doh is not an acceptable building material.

thorr-kan · Unread post by **thorr-kan** » Tue May 30, 2017 9:55 pm

Arnie100 wrote:937. Play-Doh is not an acceptable building material.

938. However, Supper Putty *is* an acceptable building material.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 30, 2017 11:59 pm

Arnie100 wrote:937. Play-Doh is not an acceptable building material.

Welshy: (Chief Engineer of the Gargoyle) "Nnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooo!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:21 pm

Sean: (Looking a Dante) "Good God Man! What happened!!!" :shock:

Angelo: "Gnea replaced by Berry White with the Wonder Woman Theme..." :frazz:

Sean: "I think we all should be worried."

Bowie: "Why?"

Sean: "She's over there talking with Marie and Musica, and it looks like they're planning something"

Gnea, Marie & Musica: (Looking their way) :demon:

Sean, Angelo & Bowie: :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 13, 2017 8:31 pm

(39: The official code designation of ASC Strategic Command is NOT 'Lardass Lair', 'Bald Mountain', 'the Bulk Zone', nor 'the Brass Bunker'. Nor are the command codes for releasing strategic nuclear weapons for action Field Marshal Leonard's clothing measurements.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 3:22 am

taalismn wrote:(39: Nor are the command codes for releasing strategic nuclear weapons for action Field Marshal Leonard's clothing measurements.

Technician: :shock:

"Those weren't the command codes?! Oopsie..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 4:17 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
Technician: "Those weren't the command codes?! Oopsie..."

"The biometric ID isn't a retinal scan, it's a beam of light reflected off Leonard's head."

"HEY!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:50 pm

IceGuard calling ASC HQ...

Jones: "Ice Cube to Wide Load, Ice Cube to Wide Load, come in, over."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:43 pm

Leonard: "Alright, who wired my trousers to make a loud warning beep everytime I backed up?!" :x :badbad:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:59 pm

taalismn wrote:Leonard: "Alright, who wired my trousers to make a loud warning beep everytime I backed up?!" :x

Chief Toombs: "Her name was Sterling, I swear! SHE MADE ME DO IT!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:13 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Leonard: "Alright, who wired my trousers to make a loud warning beep everytime I backed up?!" :x

Chief Toombs: "Her name was Sterling, I swear! SHE MADE ME DO IT!"

"First Fokker, and now Sterling? I'm detecting a pattern, Toombs."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 10:24 pm

Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:05 pm

SRoss wrote:Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.

"You've all been assigned there; too.'
Mauve Squadron: :shock:

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jun 15, 2017 11:35 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.

"You've all been assigned there; too.'
Mauve Squadron: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Unfortunately, Ice Guard still remembers when Mauve Squadron was assigned to nuke Ice Guard.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 2:19 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
SRoss wrote:Miazaki: "Odd. Chief Toombs has just been reassigned to IceGuard."

Cheering from the rest of Mauve Squadron.

"You've all been assigned there; too.'
Mauve Squadron: "NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

Unfortunately, Ice Guard still remembers when Mauve Squadron was assigned to nuke Ice Guard.

Ice Guard: :twisted:

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!" (Doctor Evil-style...)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:31 am

Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!" :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 3:45 pm

taalismn wrote:Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!"

(Back at Monument City, ASC-HQ...)

Leonard: "Finally, I'm rid of them!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: :shock:

(Looking at the entirety of Mauve...) "ALL of you?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 9:48 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!"

(Back at Monument City, ASC-HQ...)

Leonard: "Finally, I'm rid of them!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Looking at the entirety of Mauve...) "ALL of you?!"

Mauve Squadron Member:"Oh look! There's the watch I thought I'd lost during the Morlock infestation on the old SDF-1. I musta dropped it last time I was here."

Though historically, unless Leonard was somehow in the background during Mauve Squadron's misadventures during the post-Rain of Death period, there's little canonical documentation in the original Parkhyn material that Leonard had either any particular reason or opportunity to come into contact with, or acquire a dislike of Mauve Squadron. The Mauves would have been under the remaining RDF(old terminology) command structure until they transited to become the UEEF/REF and the ASC assumed the role of the UEDF. They were still effectively Somebody Else's Problem from the Southern Cross command viewpoint.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 10:56 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Transport Pilot: "...why is Ice Guard painting us with targeting radars?!"

(Back at Monument City, ASC-HQ...)

Leonard: "Finally, I'm rid of them!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Looking at the entirety of Mauve...) "ALL of you?!"

Mauve Squadron Member:"Oh look! There's the watch I thought I'd lost during the Morlock infestation on the old SDF-1. I musta dropped it last time I was here."

Though historically, unless Leonard was somehow in the background during Mauve Squadron's misadventures during the post-Rain of Death period, there's little canonical documentation in the original Parkhyn material that Leonard had either any particular reason or opportunity to come into contact with, or acquire a dislike of Mauve Squadron. The Mauves would have been under the remaining RDF(old terminology) command structure until they transited to become the UEEF/REF and the ASC assumed the role of the UEDF. They were still effectively Somebody Else's Problem from the Southern Cross command viewpoint.

Actually there appears to be time mix up here ... Chief Toombs is the illegitimate son of the original Mauve Squadron's Toombs. Miazaki's Mauve Squadron was formed after the battle of Reflex Point as part of the UEEF's reorganization. It's made up surviving pilots and newbies who's assigned squadrons were decimated, both to give them a home and newly minted Captain Miazaki squadron to command.

Leonard was long dead when these guys came into being.

Fitting more in with New Generation's Mauve Squadron, shortly after the transport blows up, the IceGuarders learn it wasn't actually carrying Mauve Squadron, but in fact a supply of coffee. Cut to an enraged Jones chasing his men around the base with a wrench and a murderous look.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:12 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Fitting more in with New Generation's Mauve Squadron, shortly after the transport blows up, the IceGuarders learn it wasn't actually carrying Mauve Squadron, but in fact a supply of coffee. Cut to an enraged Jones chasing his men around the base with a wrench and a murderous look.

The post-Invid Occupation restoration governments were restoring international air traffic, including polar overflights. Somebody in the Warm went without their dose of the Sacred Bean....

OR, this is post-disclosure, and Jones actually legitimately ordered the stuff through open contacts with the Warm. That would make him REALLY mad.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 7:25 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:[

Fitting more in with New Generation's Mauve Squadron, shortly after the transport blows up, the IceGuarders learn it wasn't actually carrying Mauve Squadron, but in fact a supply of coffee. Cut to an enraged Jones chasing his men around the base with a wrench and a murderous look.

The post-Invid Occupation restoration governments were restoring international air traffic, including polar overflights. Somebody in the Warm went without their dose of the Sacred Bean....

OR, this is post-disclosure, and Jones actually legitimately ordered the stuff through open contacts with the Warm. That would make him REALLY mad.

Jones: (Approaching the Defender pilots) "Gentlemen? You've all just volunteered to replace Tollivar, sexing Norcas for Vearia."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jul 03, 2017 8:42 pm

SRoss wrote:[

Jones: (Approaching the Defender pilots) "Gentlemen? You've all just volunteered to replace Tollivar, sexing Norcas for Vearia."

"'Hungry' and 'Angry' are NOT Norca genders. Get back there!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 2:47 pm

(Monument City, ASC HQ...)

Leonard: "What happened to all the coffee?!"
Senior Aide: "They had a caffeine zombie outbreak over at the Ice Guard, Sir!"
Leonard: "Who was responsible?!"
Senior Aide: "Apparently, the 37th..."
Leonard:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jul 12, 2017 9:16 pm

Arnie100 wrote:(Monument City, ASC HQ...)

Leonard: "What happened to all the coffee?!"
Senior Aide: "They had a caffeine zombie outbreak over at the Ice Guard, Sir!"
Leonard: "Who was responsible?!"
Senior Aide: "Apparently, the 37th..."
Leonard:

Leonard: "...WHO?"

Not sure if Leonard's being coy here...he's old enough to be part of the organization that would set up the IG...and maybe had a few folks sent there himself, but I imagine he'd wash his hands of it later and forget about them(as opposed to actively trying to kill them).
He'd also have only a peripheral interest in the 37th, given the side interest the ASC has sunken into naval operations..Mainly what he hears of them are his political allies and an occasional wet-admiral complaining about their depredarions...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 5:45 pm

Leonard: "(Glaring at @$$-kiss --; erm, Senior Command Staff...) "Will someone PLEASE tell me exactly who the 37th is?!"
Senior @$$-kiss --; erm, Aide: "Classified, Sir."
Leonard:

"But I'm the Supreme Commander!"
Senior @$$-Kiss --; erm, Aide: "It's above YOUR pay grade, Sir.'

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:14 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Leonard: "(Glaring at @$$-kiss --; erm, Senior Command Staff...) "Will someone PLEASE tell me exactly who the 37th is?!"

"The core unit were a captain and crew hired under Project Bootstrap."

Leonard: "My God, I didn't think any of those idiots were still around."

"Some, we've been filling out their ranks with refuce ever since."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:18 pm

Actually, a surprising number of ASC units turned pirate during this period...the 37th was just the most blatant about it(and arguably with better cause than most).
There was, for instance, the 15th ATAC's brief foray into movie-pirating which, unfortunately, ended before Louie Nichols could discover and delete the entire approved shooting script for the Martian Mystery Women(or whatever the hell it was called-4th wall op ed).
Less well-known was the black market op run out of Monument City GMP HQ from Lt. Nova Satori's desk....every time the GMP tracked it down to its source, they mistakenly assumed that it was another GMP unit's black op and, figuring that their colleagues wouldn't appreciate having their sting op blown by another GMP unit, extended professional courtesy and quietly erased the trail that led them to MC GMP HQ to begin with.
The shortest rogue unit incident was the mutiny of the 32414th('Savage Chickens') Tactical Squad, whose brief moment of rebellion ended when the commanding officer of the unit, while dramatically gesturing with a hand grenade while declaring the unit's decision to become bandits, inadvertently armed and dropped the device into the ammunition crate on which he was standing, in the middle of the fuel depot that all six members of the 32414th had gathered to finalize the plans of their secession from the UEDF. The resulting explosion and loss of life was blamed on 'human carelessness'.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 13, 2017 7:39 pm

Leonard:

"Why wasn't I told anybody this?"
Senior @$$-Kiss --; erm, Aide: "Well...you didn't have your morning coffee."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Jul 23, 2017 11:32 pm

Rick: "Should we be worried that the guy who directed IT, is going to direct the ROBOTECH live action movie."

A Zentraedi sized Pennywise appears.

Lisa: :shock:

"No ... Not really." :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jul 24, 2017 9:27 pm

Minmei: (Inside a MAC II...aims all weapons at the Zentraedi Clown...) "I HATE CLOWNS!"
Zentraedi Pennywise: :shock:

"Oh s**t!"
LIsa: "See?"
Rick: "Blast him, Minmei!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:03 pm

"LUNK! I thought you said you'd put fresh protoculture cells in this thing!"
"I did! Why are you complaining?"
"This Alpha Fighter won't start! It's saying it hasn't got any power! 'No Charge'!"
"That's funny. Lemme take a look at it!"(sound of hatch being opened) "Yep, cells are in...opps..."
"What? WHAT?!"
"Sorry, Rand, looks like some carbon scoring and some battle damage to the electrical system...Unlucky break, but nothing serious....just take me a minute to fix it..."(crouches over p-cell hatch so nobody can see him quickly take the cells out and turn them around so the (+) and (-) contacts line up properly)"There! That oughta fix it!" God, but I hate when I do that.... :oops:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:54 pm

Bad Moments in Khyron's Life

Azonia: (holding up stick) "It's positive!"

Khyron: "WHATTYA MEAN THEY MANAGED TO DODGE US???!!! BATTLEFORTRESSES JUST DO -NOT- DODGE WHEN THEY'RE THAT DAMA-"

Khyron: "I don't understand. I have hostages. You're supposed to give me what I want in exchange for them, not start laughing hysterically-what's that growling noise, Grel?"

Khyron: "'Do -I- believe in monsters'? What kind of question is that? I -am- your monster! Grel, what IS that growling noice?!"

Khyron: "Shut up and prepare to die, micronian! I have the superior warrior skills- and that's a HELL of a lot of missiles-"

Khyron: "Yes, Grel, why are you interrupting my sleep period?! We've been invaded? Since wh-*CLICK*...oh, hello, are you room service?"

Khyron: "What are you prattling about?! This ship doesn't have a remote control self-destruct! I'd know if it di-"

Grel:"The crew held a vote, and we all voted to toss you out the airlock."

Azonia: "Are you choking, Khyron? It's sorta hard to tell with your blue skin and all-"

Breetai: "Hey, Khyron! CATCH!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:21 pm

Azonia: "Forget it Khyron. Gloval is ten times the lover you'll ever be."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:31 pm

Grel: "I've ALWAYS been reporting directly to Dolza. Now we no longer need the illusion of a middleman."

Khyron: "Bah! It's not like the Invid Regent is here...oh, he is...."

Khyron: "Okay, who bet we'd deFold into the sun? Anyb--"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 3:05 pm

Sammie: "Khyron! You missed my foot massage! I want it NOW!"

Khyron:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:25 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Sammie: "Khyron! You missed my foot massage! I want it NOW!"
Khyron:

Regis: "Sammy says you give great foot massages." :twisted:

Khyron: :shock:

"Please, someone kill me now!" :frazz:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 4:46 pm

Regent: "Sign me up for a foot massage!"
Khyron: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 8:09 pm

Khyron: "Pfffhhhhrrr!!! As if the Regis can REALLY devolve people int---bbbzzzztttttttt!!!!"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Aug 11, 2017 11:32 pm

Regis: "I really like this new loofah!"
Khyron-Loofah: :puke:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:25 am

Arnie100 wrote:Regis: "I really like this new loofah!"
Khyron-Loofah:

Corg: (Pointing at Khyron) "HA HA!"

Annie: "Who said you could stop massaging my feet Corgi-poo?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 10:24 am

Days It Really Sucks to be Corg:

Regis: "Why can't you be more like that Scott Bernard being?!"*

Corg: "....look at all those missiles....now would be a nice time to have telportation....now...any time now..."

Corg: "Godzilla's a myth inferior humans frighten their offspring with.....therefore I am NOT seeing th-"

Regis: "We're doing away with the loofah jokes...instead I thought I'd turn you into a doormat."

Corg: "You cannot POSSIBLY hit me, inferior humans!!!!!...Okay, area of effect weaponry narrows down probability :shock:

"

*Given that the Regis and Scott Bernard are voiced by a mother/son team respectively.....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 2:08 pm

Annie: "Corgie-poo! Where's my manicure!?"
Corgie-poo: "I wish mother had banned those, too." :nh:

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:33 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"

Isn't she supposed to be fetish-fodder in the upcoming chapters of Gate? Left behind and tossed in chains/prison when Rabbit-maniac moves in behind the emperor she's setting up for the big fall? Cue Evil Mastermind Gloating Over the Damsel In the Torn Tunic and Heavy Irons.

* In a cold, dank mine deep in the Underdark *

Ruri The Chain Maiden: " Working on the chain gang. "

Pina Co Leda: Shut up, or so the gods help me.. "

*Snap CRACK! * of a long sharp metal laced bullwhip.

A tall muscle bound, steroid abusing female Drow Elf: " No talking!, MORE WORK! "

Pina Co Leda: " They could have at lest given us some cloathing, I'm freezing my t**s off! "

*Snap CRACK! * of a whip strike to a tender and *sensitive* part of Pina's battered and much abused body.

Pina Co Leda: "AAAAHHHH!!!! "

Ruri The Chain Maiden: Sucks to be you, b**ch! "

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:39 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"

Isn't she supposed to be fetish-fodder in the upcoming chapters of Gate? Left behind and tossed in chains/prison when Rabbit-maniac moves in behind the emperor she's setting up for the big fall? Cue Evil Mastermind Gloating Over the Damsel In the Torn Tunic and Heavy Irons.

* In a cold, dank mine deep in the Underdark *

Ruri The Chain Maiden: " Working on the chain gang. "

Pina Co Leda: Shut up, or so the gods help me.. "

*Snap CRACK! * of a long sharp metal laced bullwhip.

A tall muscle bound, steroid abusing female Drow Elf: " No talking!, MORE WORK! "

Pina Co Leda: " They could have at lest given us some cloathing, I'm freezing my t**s off! "

*Snap CRACK! * of a whip strike to a tender and *sensitive* part of Pina's battered and much abused body.

Pina Co Leda: "AAAAHHHH!!!! "

Ruri The Chain Maiden: Sucks to be you, b**ch! "

A Drow comes in leading Khyron, Corg, Edwards, Kyle and Dolza.

"SHIFT CHANGE."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 4:44 pm

SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Pina Co Leda: "What about me now?"

Isn't she supposed to be fetish-fodder in the upcoming chapters of Gate? Left behind and tossed in chains/prison when Rabbit-maniac moves in behind the emperor she's setting up for the big fall? Cue Evil Mastermind Gloating Over the Damsel In the Torn Tunic and Heavy Irons.

* In a cold, dank mine deep in the Underdark *

Ruri The Chain Maiden: " Working on the chain gang. "

Pina Co Leda: Shut up, or so the gods help me.. "

*Snap CRACK! * of a long sharp metal laced bullwhip.

A tall muscle bound, steroid abusing female Drow Elf: " No talking!, MORE WORK! "

Pina Co Leda: " They could have at lest given us some cloathing, I'm freezing my t**s off! "

*Snap CRACK! * of a whip strike to a tender and *sensitive* part of Pina's battered and much abused body.

Pina Co Leda: "AAAAHHHH!!!! "

Ruri The Chain Maiden: Sucks to be you, b**ch! "

A Drow comes in leading Khyron, Corg, Edwards, Kyle and Dolza.

"SHIFT CHANGE."

Which is not nessaceraly a *good thing* :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 7:54 pm

Ruri: "What exactly are we mining here?"
Pina Co Leda: "Tired old gags apparently."
Rock: #"Hey, did you hear the one about the tentacle monster and the toi-"#

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 8:14 pm

taalismn wrote:Ruri: "What exactly are we mining here?"
Pina Co Leda: "Tired old gags apparently."
Rock: #"Hey, did you hear the one about the tentacle monster and the toi-"#

Rock never finished that sentence due to the fact that his pick axe struck a strangely glowing crystal that incinerated him in a raging electrical storm.

Also Pina is cursing the shady manager who told her she would be a *Rock Star* as she toils away in that deep dank mine, praying that the drow overseers will vent their ire on the other slaves while finding that *prison* life does not agree with her at all.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:05 pm

"Whattya mean the SDF-1's launch has been delayed because of emissions concerns about the new fusion rockets?"
"Something about the German engineering..."
"LANG!!!!!!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun Aug 13, 2017 12:56 am

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Ruri: "What exactly are we mining here?"
Pina Co Leda: "Tired old gags apparently."
Rock: #"Hey, did you hear the one about the tentacle monster and the toi-"#

Rock never finished that sentence due to the fact that his pick axe struck a strangely glowing crystal that incinerated him in a raging electrical storm.

Also Pina is cursing the shady manager who told her she would be a *Rock Star* as she toils away in that deep dank mine, praying that the drow overseers will vent their ire on the other slaves while finding that *prison* life does not agree with her at all.

Rory: "Hiiii! My worshiper Yao, my buddy Hotaru and myself, would like to discuss your tragic racial stereotyping of Dark Elves..." :twisted:

Drow Overseers: :eek:

"Oh shi..." :eek:

Charon: (Looking over from his Chess game with Hardy) "I don't get a lot of Drow here."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:35 am

SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Ruri: "What exactly are we mining here?"
Pina Co Leda: "Tired old gags apparently."
Rock: #"Hey, did you hear the one about the tentacle monster and the toi-"#

Rock never finished that sentence due to the fact that his pick axe struck a strangely glowing crystal that incinerated him in a raging electrical storm.

Also Pina is cursing the shady manager who told her she would be a *Rock Star* as she toils away in that deep dank mine, praying that the drow overseers will vent their ire on the other slaves while finding that *prison* life does not agree with her at all.

Rory: "Hiiii! My worshiper Yao, my buddy Hotaru and myself, would like to discuss your tragic racial stereotyping of Dark Elves..."

Drow Overseers: "Oh shi..."

Charon: (Looking over from his Chess game with Hardy) "I don't get a lot of Drow here."

LOL I could see that happening but then again Loth might not be all that *happy* that other worlders are poaching her worshipers/people which would be an interesting fight between her and Rory.