Just when you think you can safely put away your 1984 paranoia....
Honestly, Orwell looks QUAINT nowadays...
And this brings up another possible rights issue...If a Roomba vaccuums up your discarded skin cells, can the company scavenge your DNA for whatever purposes, or do you still retain rights to it?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:"Hello, my name is Valarian, today's class is Temporal Paradox."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Just go to Dark Arts class." Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah, there's always some kind of portal opening up in there." Valarian:
SRoss wrote:"Hello, my name is Valarian, today's class is Temporal Paradox."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Just go to Dark Arts class." Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah, there's always some kind of portal opening up in there." Valarian:
Laureline: "Perhaps these smart gentleman and ladies can answer why, in all representations of me so far, I've been a red head, but in the movie I'm blonde?"
SRoss wrote: Laureline: "Perhaps these smart gentleman and ladies can answer why, in all representations of me so far, I've been a red head, but in the movie I'm blonde?"
Laureline was the brains of the operation...really....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:"Hello, my name is Valarian, today's class is Temporal Paradox."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Just go to Dark Arts class." Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah, there's always some kind of portal opening up in there." Valarian:
Laureline: "Perhaps these smart gentleman and ladies can answer why, in all representations of me so far, I've been a red head, but in the movie I'm blonde?"
* The sound of feedback over the school's PA system*
" Attention Students and Staff, this is your princeable speaking, in three hours we will be taking park in Macross City's first ever inter-city student olympics against the Fairlight Academy and the Sisters Of Repentant Woes, Failure is NOT AN OPTION!, you have been warned! "
Random MCSH#69 Student: Let's see what the list of events will be, track&field, synchronized swimming, javelin throw, weightlifting, shot putt, wrestling, Swimsuit Bingo? "
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Kargan3033 wrote:* Random MCSH#69 Student: Let's see what the list of events will be, track&field, synchronized swimming, javelin throw, weightlifting, shot putt, wrestling, Swimsuit Bingo? "
"At least they don't have Grenade Hot Potato." "Or Battle Royale."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Kargan3033 wrote:* Random MCSH#69 Student: Let's see what the list of events will be, track&field, synchronized swimming, javelin throw, weightlifting, shot putt, wrestling, Swimsuit Bingo? "
"At least they don't have Grenade Hot Potato." "Or Battle Royale."
Maybe not but they have full contact rugby in combat armor.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Maybe not but they have full contact rugby in combat armor.
And cannibalism too...rugby players eat their dead.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Only the *Weaker* rugby players the dead, most rugby players have a *taste* for *live* food.
"So, what are the stakes of this game?" "Rib cut."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Only the *Weaker* rugby players the dead, most rugby players have a *taste* for *live* food.
"So, what are the stakes of this game?" "Rib cut."
That works but I was thinking more along the lines of a three way rugby match between MSH#69, Fairlight Academy and the Sisters Of Repentant Woes turning into a parina/great white shark feeding frenzy while being broadcast live by the Mojo-I mean the MBS at the student olympics.
Give a whole new meaning to " Eating the competition for lunch. "
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
That works but I was thinking more along the lines of a three way rugby match between MSH#69, Fairlight Academy and the Sisters Of Repentant Woes turning into a parina/great white shark feeding frenzy while being broadcast live by the Mojo-I mean the MBS at the student olympics.
Give a whole new meaning to " Eating the competition for lunch. "
"They brought A1 sauce...damn, but these guys are COLD operators...."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
That works but I was thinking more along the lines of a three way rugby match between MSH#69, Fairlight Academy and the Sisters Of Repentant Woes turning into a parina/great white shark feeding frenzy while being broadcast live by the Mojo-I mean the MBS at the student olympics.
Give a whole new meaning to " Eating the competition for lunch. "
"They brought A1 sauce...damn, but these guys are COLD operators...."
Chef: "Today's special; children is...SOYLENT GREEN."
That works but I was thinking more along the lines of a three way rugby match between MSH#69, Fairlight Academy and the Sisters Of Repentant Woes turning into a parina/great white shark feeding frenzy while being broadcast live by the Mojo-I mean the MBS at the student olympics.
Give a whole new meaning to " Eating the competition for lunch. "
"They brought A1 sauce...damn, but these guys are COLD operators...."
You mean Cold Cuts right?
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
That works but I was thinking more along the lines of a three way rugby match between MSH#69, Fairlight Academy and the Sisters Of Repentant Woes turning into a parina/great white shark feeding frenzy while being broadcast live by the Mojo-I mean the MBS at the student olympics.
Give a whole new meaning to " Eating the competition for lunch. "
"They brought A1 sauce...damn, but these guys are COLD operators...."
Chef: "Today's special; children is...SOYLENT GREEN."
Given what passes for *School Lunches* in Macross city, especially in MSH#69 that is old hat.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
SRoss wrote:Sister of Cle err Repentia #1: "The Sisters Of Repentant Woes! At last, the prophesied epic battle with our rivals! Where are we facing them?"
Sister of Cle err Repentia #2: "Substance Wrestling sister..."
Mud wrestling?
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
SRoss wrote:Sister of Cle err Repentia #1: "The Sisters Of Repentant Woes! At last, the prophesied epic battle with our rivals! Where are we facing them?"
Sister of Cle err Repentia #2: "Substance Wrestling sister..."
Mud wrestling?
"Mud, jello, corn syrup, used motor oil... Whatever we feel like dumping in the kiddy pool that night."
SRoss wrote:Sister of Cle err Repentia #1: "The Sisters Of Repentant Woes! At last, the prophesied epic battle with our rivals! Where are we facing them?"
Sister of Cle err Repentia #2: "Substance Wrestling sister..."
Mud wrestling?
"Mud, jello, corn syrup, used motor oil... Whatever we feel like dumping in the kiddy pool that night."
Random MCHS Student #1: "This has possibilities..." Random MCHS Student #2: "Indeed."
SRoss wrote:Sister of Cle err Repentia #1: "The Sisters Of Repentant Woes! At last, the prophesied epic battle with our rivals! Where are we facing them?"
Sister of Cle err Repentia #2: "Substance Wrestling sister..."
Mud wrestling?
"Mud, jello, corn syrup, used motor oil... Whatever we feel like dumping in the kiddy pool that night."
Random MCHS Student #1: "This has possibilities..." Random MCHS Student #2: "Indeed."
"Just as long as we don't have repeat of last year, when some genius filled the pool with SLMH. Dana hasn't been the same since."
"Just as long as we don't have repeat of last year, when some genius filled the pool with SLMH. Dana hasn't been the same since."
"Flashburns." "Oh yeah, like the 'cooking with liquid oxygen' demonstrations."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Chef: "I think I'll do those again. Great for barbecues!" MCHS #69 Students and Staff: Waashu: "Time to restock the infirmary!"
"Lucasfilms called; said something about us exceeding our licensed bacta usage."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Chef: "I think I'll do those again. Great for barbecues!" MCHS #69 Students and Staff: Waashu: "Time to restock the infirmary!"
"Lucasfilms called; said something about us exceeding our licensed bacta usage."
No worries just sent the Student Rep along with the business students and law students to have a *civil* discussion with Mr.Lucas along with school security and the shop students thrown into the mix.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Chef: "I think I'll do those again. Great for barbecues!" MCHS #69 Students and Staff: Waashu: "Time to restock the infirmary!"
"Lucasfilms called; said something about us exceeding our licensed bacta usage."
No worries just sent the Student Rep along with the business students and law students to have a *civil* discussion with Mr.Lucas along with school security and the shop students thrown into the mix.
"We're sorry, all Bacta supplies have been sent to Disney."
Chef: "I think I'll do those again. Great for barbecues!" MCHS #69 Students and Staff: Waashu: "Time to restock the infirmary!"
"Lucasfilms called; said something about us exceeding our licensed bacta usage."
No worries just sent the Student Rep along with the business students and law students to have a *civil* discussion with Mr.Lucas along with school security and the shop students thrown into the mix.
"We're sorry, all Bacta supplies have been sent to Disney."
Well Disney can expect a *strongly* worded letter from MSH#69's student *legal* team.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Dude...you do NOT want to meet the Mouseketeers...
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Dude...you do NOT want to meet the Mouseketeers...
No Dude, the Mouseketeers *DO NOT* want to meet Dr.Smith's army of cloned rabid pollinators that the staff of MHS *procured* as their mascot/student track & field motivators.
*Cue the scene of a bunch of screaming brats in micky mouse hats being ripped into bloody chunks of dead meat by a neigh endless wave of rabid pollinators that make a zergling rush look like a herd of turtles on downers crossing the street.*
Now that's *Entertainment*
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" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
taalismn wrote:Dude...you do NOT want to meet the Mouseketeers...
No Dude, the Mouseketeers *DO NOT* want to meet Dr.Smith's army of cloned rabid pollinators that the staff of MHS *procured* as their mascot/student track & field motivators.
Depends....some of those Disneyland 'gators are pretty extra-vicious themselves....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Dude...you do NOT want to meet the Mouseketeers...
No Dude, the Mouseketeers *DO NOT* want to meet Dr.Smith's army of cloned rabid pollinators that the staff of MHS *procured* as their mascot/student track & field motivators.
Depends....some of those Disneyland 'gators are pretty extra-vicious themselves....
Ahh Animal Grudge Matches, much more entertaining then Roster Fights.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Let's just say that swamp life figures in Disney employee motivation....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Let's just say that swamp life figures in Disney employee motivation....
" The beatings will continue until morale improves. "- The MSH#69 football coach.
Depends on who you're beating....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Let's just say that swamp life figures in Disney employee motivation....
" The beatings will continue until morale improves. "- The MSH#69 football coach.
Depends on who you're beating....
Well considering that this is MHS#69 we are talking about the staff would have to be far stronger and more ruthless then the students in order to have any kind of control over the students so it's fairly safe to say that the football coach is not only going to be far stronger then a titan juicer but be meaner then a starving, rabid pollinator with a toothache and far more ruthless then the CS's equivalent of the IRS auditors.
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
Well considering that this is MHS#69 we are talking about the staff would have to be far stronger and more ruthless then the students in order to have any kind of control over the students so it's fairly safe to say that the football coach is not only going to be far stronger then a titan juicer but be meaner then a starving, rabid pollinator with a toothache and far more ruthless then the CS's equivalent of the IRS auditors.
And that's BEFORE she has her morning cup of java.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Well considering that this is MHS#69 we are talking about the staff would have to be far stronger and more ruthless then the students in order to have any kind of control over the students so it's fairly safe to say that the football coach is not only going to be far stronger then a titan juicer but be meaner then a starving, rabid pollinator with a toothache and far more ruthless then the CS's equivalent of the IRS auditors.
And that's BEFORE she has her morning cup of java.
I think we already made the gym teacher(s)/football coach awhile back unless you are talking about the football coach that came over from/defected from the Sisters Of Repentant Woes high school.
*Dana, Nova and Marie feel an icy cold chill race down their spines while they are in the girl's locker room showers*
" Ale and Whores, it's not just your reward, it's your Motivation. "
*Dana, Nova and Marie feel an icy cold chill race down their spines while they are in the girl's locker room showers*
"Cold water showers! They build CHARACTER!!!!" "Okay, but where'd you get glacial melt pipped in from?"
Ice Guard Trooper: "Guys, I found what looks like a PUMP at the bottom of this glacial crevasse!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Kargan3033 wrote:[ Besides given how *moody* they are Dana, Nova and Marie need to *chill out*
"Chisel thaw?" "Chisel thaw."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
I always knew those three were a bunch of chiselers.
Cutting edge humor.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
I always knew those three were a bunch of chiselers.
Cutting edge humor.
I guess the three ass harpies...I mean saints of the ASC were not cut out to be students.
At best this thread was an attempt at slice of life shenanigan melodrama.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Post Rain Of Death soap opera?, The Old and the Useless, the Young and the Breastless?
General Hostility. Daze of Our Lives.
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Okay, but where'd you get glacial melt pipped in from?"