Robotech Master: "Have we arrived at Earth yet?" Science Master: "No, milord! The Zentraedi map coordinates must be in error! This 'Earth' is nowhere at the specified location!" RM: "What? Let me--YOU IDIOTS! You're reading the charts BACKWARDS! This puts us...on the other side of the galaxy from where Earth REALLY is!" SM2: "...I better check the fuel gauges again...we calculated for the shortcut, not the scenic route."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)
Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!" Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"
Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)
Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!" Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"
Vader vs Lawyer...you're missing a bet here......
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly, a Disney Lawyer shows up on board Vader's Flagship...)
Lawyer: "I'm sorry...but you're in the wrong universe! I'm afraid I'm I'm gonna have to send you back!" Vader: (Whining like a little brat...) "NNNNNNOOOOOO! THEY STARTED IT!"
Vader vs Lawyer...you're missing a bet here......
Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren." Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"
Lawyer: "You have now been replaced by Kylo Ren." Kylo Ren: "YES! My time in the spotlight!"
"You DO realize this means every badass in the megaverse is now going to line up to see how you measure up to your grandpa, don't you?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"And Kylo's first challenger is...Saitama!" Kylo: "Hah! Unarmed bald gu-wait, WHAT?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Next straight from England is ALUCARD!" Kylo: "Oh come on! I can't even feel the Force in h-GGGGAAAHHHHHHH"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Presenting...Annie LaBelle!" Kylo: "ANOTHER little girl?! No, I'll strike fir-"*BLAM!* Annie: "I LOVE rocket launchers! How about you?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"Presenting...Annie LaBelle!" Kylo: "ANOTHER little girl?! No, I'll strike fir-"*BLAM!* Annie: "I LOVE rocket launchers! How about you?"
"Annnd now, Lisa Hayse Hunter!" Kylo: "What now, you're going to na..." Lisa: "FOR HELIUM!!!"
#SLASH!#
Kylo: "So that's what my bottom half looks like..."
Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!' Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!" Kylo:
Arnie100 wrote:Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!' Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!" Kylo:
Cut to: A line of challengers stretching out to the horizon.
Arnie100 wrote:Kylo: "Will someone PLEASE save me?!' Vader: (Sitting in a lounge chair...) "I thought you were better then me. (Looks at 4th Wall Gang...) Carry on, Boys!" Kylo:
Cut to: A line of challengers stretching out to the horizon.
Luke: "I couldn't have been that bad..." Vader: "My grandson is such a whiny, little brat."
Arnie100 wrote:[ Vader: "My grandson is such a whiny, little brat."
Vader: "It's gotta be from that nerf herder my little girl married." Han: "HEY!:
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in the Red Light District, Ben gets into a drinking match with a bunch of Klingons.
THey then pay a visit to the Darheel embassy....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Then took a visit to a wretched hive of scum and villainy. They must be cautious.
Wendy's?
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."
Regess: "Come in, come in! There's soda in the fridge, bed-time is at nine! They're allowed one story before bed. I'll call if I'm going to be late. Byeee!"
taalismn wrote:"Hello, my name is Annie LaBelle. I'm here about the babysitting job."
Regess: "Come in, come in! There's soda in the fridge, bed-time is at nine! They're allowed one story before bed. I'll call if I'm going to be late. Byeee!"
Invid: "Mmmmmmooooommmm!!!"
Annie: (Grins evilly...) "What to do? What to do?" Invid: "We need a distraction...Miss, there's Corg, over there!" (Invid scatter in every direction...) Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!" Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"
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Arnie100 wrote:[ Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!" Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"
I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment. On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Arnie100 wrote:[ Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!" Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"
I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment. On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....
(Some time later...) Corgie-Poo: (Bursts through a door on his hands and knees...) "Protocultue, save ME! (Suddenly an unseen force drags Corgie-Poo back...) Mother, SAVE ME!"
(Meanwhile...)
Regess: "I'm sure Annie has the situation under control"
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Arnie100 wrote:[ Annie: "What? Where?! (Turn back...) oh, good...there you are, Corgie-Poo! Annie needs some lovin'!" Corgie-Poo: "Theyleftmetheyleftmetheyleftme...NNNNOOOOO!"
I'm not sure if I'm entirely comfortable with this....shades of dropping a predator in a prey-rich environment. On the other hand, Corg's essentially been pushed in front of an oncoming train....
(Some time later...)
Corgie-Poo: (Bursts through a door on his hands and knees...) "Protocultue, save ME! (Suddenly an unseen feces drags Corgie-Poo back...) Mother, SAVE ME!"
(Meanwhile...)
Regess: "I'm sure Annie has the situation under control"
Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?" Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Annie: "Okay, kids, bedtime! Don't make me get out the flame-thrower! Yes?" Invid: "Will you check under our beds to make sure Scott Bernard isn't hiding there?"
Annie: "Aaawww...is the wittle Invid afwaid of the big, bad resistance fighter?" Invid: "Uh huh." Annie: "GOOD. Maybe you'll all behave while I have a good time with Corgie-Poo! Nighty-nite!" Invid: Corgie-Poo: "Protoculture...pleasepleasepleasesaveme..."
Corg: "You're a sexual predator!" Annie: "Am not! Never, between us, has the issue of sex ever come up. You're just my beachball, my stress-relief squeezer, my paddle-ball." Corg: "So you admit you're deliberately abusing me!" Annie: "No, I'm -trolling- you. Scott...he MIGHT abuse you, but these days I think he'd just full-payload you to get you to shut up the hell up, because you chew the scenery too much. I'm doing everybody else a favor, because full Alpha-Beta missile massacres tend to mess up the landscape. So be a good boy and give me a foot rub, because I'm the better deal and you know it."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Regess: "Should I check up on the children? Nah, I'm sure they're fine!"
(Meanwhile...)
Invid #1: "What is she doing?! I can hear Corgi screaming! Should we see..." (Creeps up to door and opens it, peers into living room...sees Corg rubbing Annie's nasty-smelling feet...) Invid #2: "What's happening?!" Invid #1: "Corg seems to be...doing things to the human! Naughty things!" Invid: Annie: "Yes; right there, YES! THAT'S THE SPOT!" Corg:
Annie: "I'll have you know I regularly bathe my feet in rose water and lavender." Then why is Corg cringing? "Pepper spray makes a great motivator, and the Regis never evolved her kids to have a resistance to it."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
"...in retrospect, asking the Regis to 'make me a milkshake' was a mistake..." "Have you guys found ANY uncontaminated DNA of his we can use for the recloning?!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!" Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..." Grant: "'Ooops'?!" Louie: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one." Grant: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"
taalismn wrote:Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!" Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..." Grant: "'Ooops'?!" Louie: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one." Grant: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"
Hologram of Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "Of course, you realize as time slows down approaching the event horizon, you don't actually fall in."
taalismn wrote:Grant: "Nichols! Why are we still falling into the black hole?!" Louie: "Dunno! This shouldn't be happening! WE can't be past the point of no return! It's just not possible! Oh, wait...oops..." Grant: "'Ooops'?!" Louie: "Yeah, I forgot to carry the one." Grant: "NNNIIICCCHHHoooollllllllsssssssss...!!!"
Hologram of Neil DeGrasse Tyson: "Of course, you realize as time slows down approaching the event horizon, you don't actually fall in."
"You DO, however, get chewed up in relativistic-velocity'ed plasma and spit back out as bursts of x-rays." "Oh fun-fun all around."
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"Trouble rather the Tiger in his Lair,
Than the Sage among his Books,
For all the Empires and Kingdoms,
The Armies and Works that you hold Dear,
Are to him but the Playthings of the Moment,
To be turned over with the Flick of a Finger,
And the Turning of a Page"