Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Arnie100]

Random MCHS Student #1: "There goes the Principal's car..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup."

[taalismn]

Random MCHS Student #1: "There goes the Principal's car..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup."

"That's what? The fifth one this year?"

[SRoss]

Random MCH #69 Student: "Hi mister Phillips, sir... I'm here to take you're daughter to the prom..."

Phillips: "Do come in... Tell me about yourself..."

Random MCH #69 Student: "Well sir, you're my idol..."

Phillips: "Reeealy... HONEY! IS IT YOUR TURN OR MINE THIS TIME?"

Marie: (Cracking knuckles) "Let's do this one as a couple tonight dear..."

Charon: "Eww! I ain't cleaning that up!!!"

[taalismn]

Random MCH #69 Student: "Hi mister Phillips, sir... I'm here to take you're daughter to the prom..."

Phillips: "Do come in... Tell me about yourself..."

Random MCH #69 Student: "Well sir, you're my idol..."

Phillips: "Reeealy... HONEY! IS IT YOUR TURN OR MINE THIS TIME?"

Marie: (Cracking knuckles) "Let's do this one as a couple tonight dear..."

Charon: "Eww! I ain't cleaning that up!!!"

Really...I do really see Sean and Marie as being gunship parents because of their own experiences dating...

[SRoss]

Random MCH #69 Schoolgirl: "Hey Yan-chan, Cleaning Time is over. I'd have thought you'd be stalk er... admiring Shinji at the pool?"

Yandere-chan: "I... Um, missed a spot."

Random MCH #69 Schoolgirl: "Your so diligent... Don't be too long!!!"

Camera pans back to reveal Dana's foot sticking out of the school incinerator...

[taalismn]

Dana Sterling: "...I'm REALLY glad I borrowed Zor's fireproof aftershave... Was it really that bad when I was under GMP brainwashing?"
Zor: "Does 'Purge the Xeno' ring any bells?"

[SRoss]

Mirya: "So, Dana, while Shinji goes on summer vacation to the beach. You'll be attending remedial summer school on Arzenal."

[taalismn]

Mirya: "So, Dana, while Shinji goes on summer vacation to the beach. You'll be attending remedial summer school on Arzenal."

"Yeah, right, because my spy mission to high school worked out SO well..."

[SRoss]

Mirya: "So, Dana, while Shinji goes on summer vacation to the beach. You'll be attending remedial summer school on Arzenal."

"Yeah, right, because my spy mission to high school worked out SO well..."

Bowie: "Maybe if you'd focused on your mission, and not getting your adopted brother. It would have worked."

[taalismn]

"You'd have preferred a Sea Semester with the 37th?"
"SSSHHHH!!! They're only a legend, like the boogieman!"
"..Dana, not everybody has a mother who, upon hearing about the boogieman, set multiple ambush points and waited up all night with the better part of a heavy weapons team's complement of armament."

[SRoss]

"You'd have preferred a Sea Semester with the 37th?"
"SSSHHHH!!! They're only a legend, like the boogieman!"
"..Dana, not everybody has a mother who, upon hearing about the boogieman, set multiple ambush points and waited up all night with the better part of a heavy weapons team's complement of armament."

The Tooth Fairy was never the same after THAT night.

[taalismn]

The Tooth Fairy was never the same after THAT night.

Took up heavy drinking at the Tinkerbell Café, I understand.

[SRoss]

Mirya: "Really, if Dana had only graduated high school in the first place, she'd not have to worry about being sent to spy on them."

Dana: "Mmmmooooommmm!"

Max: (Waving) "Enjoy Arzenal!"

Embryo: "I'm being let out? I'M TEACHING WHERE!?!"

[taalismn]

Mirya: "Really, if Dana had only graduated high school in the first place, she'd not have to worry about being sent to spy on them."

Dana: "Mmmmooooommmm!"

Max: (Waving) "Enjoy Arzenal!"

Embryo: "I'm being let out? I'M TEACHING WHERE!?!"

I believe the last time Embryo visited MCHS#69 he barely lived past writing his name on the board.
Then Washuu discovered he effectively regenerated, figured out how to mousetrap his new body when he re-appeared, and made him her latest guinea pig.....when Professor Thrace wasn't hunting him down calling him the '#&@$ing Toaster God' and shooting him in the head.
Then the school Informational Warfare Computer Club heard the guy was an AI and began a project to hack him...then invited/dared an EBSIS troll farm to a little game of 'Break the DataFortress' that had Embryo throwing himself down staircases thinking he was a Tetris piece, and de-rezzing in the middle of class.

[SRoss]

Mirya: "Really, if Dana had only graduated high school in the first place, she'd not have to worry about being sent to spy on them."

Dana: "Mmmmooooommmm!"

Max: (Waving) "Enjoy Arzenal!"

Embryo: "I'm being let out? I'M TEACHING WHERE!?!"

I believe the last time Embryo visited MCHS#69 he barely lived past writing his name on the board.
Then Washuu discovered he effectively regenerated, figured out how to mousetrap his new body when he re-appeared, and made him her latest guinea pig.....when Professor Thrace wasn't hunting him down calling him the '#&@$ing Toaster God' and shooting him in the head.
Then the school Informational Warfare Computer Club heard the guy was an AI and began a project to hack him...then invited/dared an EBSIS troll farm to a little game of 'Break the DataFortress' that had Embryo throwing himself down staircases thinking he was a Tetris piece, and de-rezzing in the middle of class.

That's the nice thing about Embryo, a lot of villains, are touch of grey, you sort of feel sorry for some of the things that happen to them. Not with Embryo, he deserves everything we do to him...

[taalismn]

Desslock/Deshlar: "Yes, I set the standard for ambiguous villains, thank you. Why, I was absolutely tyrannical to my subject peoples and those Terans, and guess what? I ended up being loved ultimately as the unexpected ally!"

Embryo: "..I hate you with the rage of a thousand incarnations."

The Master: "Pffhhttt! Rage? Thousand incarnations? You're not even a fading chemlight to what I was capable in only my first two or three!"

[SRoss]

Desslock/Deshlar: "Yes, I set the standard for ambiguous villains, thank you. Why, I was absolutely tyrannical to my subject peoples and those Terans, and guess what? I ended up being loved ultimately as the unexpected ally!"

Embryo: "..I hate you with the rage of a thousand incarnations."

The Master: "Pffhhttt! Rage? Thousand incarnations? You're not even a fading chemlight to what I was capable in only my first two or three!"

Darkseid: "Bah. I was a tyrant on a Galactic level, and my people still worship me as a god."

[taalismn]

[quote="SRossDarkseid: "Bah. I was a tyrant on a Galactic level, and my people still worship me as a god."[/quote]


"And let's not get started on quality of minions. I mean, even Doctor Doom could drum up a few fanatically loyal Latverians, even after decades of mind-numbing dictatorial overlordship..."

[SRoss]

[quote="SRossDarkseid: "Bah. I was a tyrant on a Galactic level, and my people still worship me as a god."

"And let's not get started on quality of minions. I mean, even Doctor Doom could drum up a few fanatically loyal Latverians, even after decades of mind-numbing dictatorial overlordship..."[/quote]

Khyron: "Geez, and I'm stuck with Grell."

Grell: "Hey!"

[taalismn]

[quote="SRossDarkseid: "Bah. I was a tyrant on a Galactic level, and my people still worship me as a god."

"And let's not get started on quality of minions. I mean, even Doctor Doom could drum up a few fanatically loyal Latverians, even after decades of mind-numbing dictatorial overlordship..."

Khyron: "Geez, and I'm stuck with Grell."

Grell: "Hey!"[/quote]
Khyron: "Though, to your credit, you never schemed behind my back to take my job."
Grel: "Well, you never pistol-whipped me for failure or tortured me as an example....likewise for Gerao for not managing to get a 'souvenir'."

[taalismn]

"I can't believe you actually got permission to take the senior class out on an extradimensional field trip through Gateland Tokyo 3."
"Yes, especially since it's not even officially part of the original thread universe setting."
"The wha--?!"
"Never mind, forget what I said. Fourth wall stuff; your post-hypnotic conditioning should be kicking in and making you forget it."
"What are you talking about?"
"Ah, it's working. ANYway, it seems to me that the powers that be think that seeing communities that in our own universe were destroyed by the Rain of Death would be a good thing. The fact that the field trip is to another universe, makes much more sense from a cynical point of view in that it means the kids won't be out in THIS universe. Though I'm rather curious about the strange timing of the field trip. Something about a ritual local holiday in the parallel Earth we're visiting...something called a 'purge'? I hope it's nothing too nasty-"

(The Field Trip)
A scene in an American city...chaos in the streets as masked people go at each other in unrestricted violence.
Suddenly a wave of running masked figures comes racing down the street, several ON FIRE. The panic spreads as many of the combatants, turning to see what the greater commotion is, suddenly go pale(even under their masks) and drop their weapons, before joining the rush.
Within moments, the street is empty, save for a few wounded moaning in the streets.
With a steady heavy tread, a bus on destroid legs comes ambling into view, 'MCHS#69' painted on its sides, and heavy weaponry sticking from its windows. Some sort of feebly moving eldritch thing is tied across the front hood
"...okay, what's this about some sort of ethnic festival going on? All we've seen is the same-old, same-old from school!"

[taalismn]

(shot of a school hallway, empty of anything except shadows. POV is looking down a row of wall lockers)
"...hear anything?"
"...for the %^^*&*%%th time, NO! Now shut up!"
"I haven't heard anything out there since....let me get my flashlight....okay....calendar marks....since August. I haven't heard anything since August! I think something happened! Maybe..just maybe...everybody went away all of a sudden? Maybe we're safe? Maybe, hey, we can come out? I'm going to take a look!"
"...maybe they're waiting just out of sight for us to THINK we're safe, then they'll kill us."
"...I think I can wait a little longer..."

[SRoss]

Kyle: "HEY WAY'S IT SO QUIET..."

Edwards: "Shhhh!!!" (Pointing to the cafeteria where on one side, the Sisters of Cle Repentia are staring daggers at the Chibi Slaanesh Daemonettes smiling back at them from the other side.)

Kyle: "Umm, race you to the bunker?"

[taalismn]

(Shot of the Warden's Principle's Office....a tumbleweed blows through it)

[SRoss]

Zak Bagans: "Today on Ghost Adventures, we're investigating this seemingly abandoned school. Right now, I'm entering the Defense Against Dark Art's classroom. Supposedly it's haunted by a demon. Normally we'd lock Aaron inside and see what happens, however it's supposed to be a beautiful female, so I'm going in instead."

Zak enters, Aaron locks the door behind him...

Zak Bagans: (Turning the camera toward himself) "I'm at the middle of the room and I don't see anything yet... OH WAIT! Forgot to set the camera to night vision."

Turns on night vision...

Hild: (Standing right behind him)

[taalismn]

That chill down your back ain't the air conditioning kicking in.....

[SRoss]

"Good news gang! We've found and insurance provider!"

[taalismn]

"Good news gang! We've found and insurance provider!"

"I give them two weeks, tops, before they cancel our policy."

[SRoss]

Edwards: (Seeing Kyle's splattered remains on the ceiling) "What happened!?!"

Roomba: "Foolish meatbag got frisky and mistook a visiting Canniness of the Order of the Bloodied Rose for a Sister of Cle err, Repentia, and grabbed her butt."