Things you DO NOT want the mage to say!

[ShadowHawk]

"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."

[Hell knight]

lol or the party mange's to unleash a greater demon , who introduces him self as lord such and such . and the mage goes wow your mother must of hated you that is a silly name . And just a lord i was expecting some one more grand , you want to leave and get some one more important . the look on the rest of the party's face was priceless.

[BookWyrm]

"Oopsie...."

[kiralon]

What do you mean you don't have levitate

[The Beast]

Darkness beyond twilight
Crimson beyond blood that flows...

[BookWyrm]

"This is NOT my fault.....*this* time...."

"Damn, packed for the wrong spell....*again*...."

[Fenris2020]

"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."

Unfortunately, Palladium fire-balls don't explode... they only affect one target, which I find odd.

[The Beast]

And now that I've completed the hex
Open the portal to dimension... Hey where are we going again?

[kiralon]

"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."

Unfortunately, Palladium fire-balls don't explode... they only affect one target, which I find odd.

I just made a level 4 version called explosive fireball.
Also did lightning bolt to add to call lightning.

Also
Trust me im the mage, empirical evidence shows it's a cliff of feather fall.
Steps off cliff edge
floats down

[Fenris2020]

"We're going to enter a dimension of pure Chaos."
"I have such wonderful sights to show you."
"Time to play."
"Shall we begin?"

[Borast]

"I cast fireball on the sewer rats." while in the sewers. As the GM delights in now describing the blue flaming inferno and the sound of the explosion that he has just created.

Same guy by the way, as the guards hall him to jail, AFTER again starting fire in another town "They really need to start telling us or at least have signs posted that a building or town is flammable, before they hire us mages for a job."

Ah...firedamp...such a wonderful thing!

So, did no one think to bring a caged canary into the sewers?