BIG NASTY BASTARD!

Mack · Unread post by **Mack** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:53 pm

I hear Martha Stewart is available.

Pox · Unread post by **Pox** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 12:57 pm

Mack wrote:I hear Martha Stewart is available.

Not for the next five months from what I heard.

Vrykolas2k · Unread post by **Vrykolas2k** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:11 pm

Septicrazor wrote:An animated MDC skeleton that is actually using the sword against the party. Just think if Conan would have had to throw down with that big skelly he pilfered the sword from...hehe. The guy is sitting on his thrown when the party comes in and then he stands up as the PC reaches for the sword and shakes his finger at him, that would be clasic. He can be as tough as you want him to be or you think he needs to be. Throw some MDC magic armor on him and you have a nice fight for your knight that he will remember. You can plug in some cool dialog as needed. Hope it helps!

SR

In the book, he DID throw down with the skeleton...
I'd have one of the Host of Darkness guard it.

RoadWarriorFWaNK · Fri Jul 16, 2004 1:59 pm

A FLOOPER! OH GOD RUN AWAY!!! *FLOOP!!* OH IT'S GOT ME IM DEAD I LOVE YOU MY WIFE!!!!

No, how about a Dark Behemoth? Psyscape page 92. They're quite big, very nasty, and i'd have to check my sources, but i believe they're all bastards too.

BookWyrm · Unread post by **BookWyrm** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 4:24 pm

I know I'm gonna get it for saying this, but.........

Tucker's Kobolds.

Svartalf · Unread post by **Svartalf** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 7:26 pm

Vrykolas2k wrote:
Septicrazor wrote:An animated MDC skeleton that is actually using the sword against the party. Just think if Conan would have had to throw down with that big skelly he pilfered the sword from...hehe.
SR

In the book, he DID throw down with the skeleton...
I'd have one of the Host of Darkness guard it.

Throw down with? what does that mean?

And in which book did Conan do such a thing?

Svartalf · Unread post by **Svartalf** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:17 pm

Thanks Gideon...

Yep, it's fun, once you grasp what the milkshake is about

Mack · Unread post by **Mack** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 8:51 pm

Pox wrote:
Mack wrote:I hear Martha Stewart is available.

Not for the next five months from what I heard.

They haven't picked her prison yet, so I was thinking his tomb would do.

Mike Taylor · Unread post by **Mike Taylor** » Fri Jul 16, 2004 11:46 pm

Go for an original creation to throw off anybody who might have read the books you own. A good baseline to start from are these two spells: Fragile Bone to M.D.C. Bone and Animate and Control Dead (any of the three versions). Give it a couple of nasty surprise abilities, such as Stench of the Dead, Poison Touch, and Death Strike. If you're feeling really evil, give it Strength of the Dead.

Then, of course, you would drape it in the appropriate magical armor and arm it with the weapon the knight is looking for.

RoadWarriorFWaNK · Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:39 pm

whatever. none of those things mentioned compare with a Dark Behemoth.
c'mon...mummies? syphon entities? godlings? LAME.
Drop in The Beast from Dark Conversions page 35. Drop in two or three. And make them ill-tempered.

Borast · Unread post by **Borast** » Sun Jul 18, 2004 11:12 am

Pox wrote:
Mack wrote:I hear Martha Stewart is available.

Not for the next five months from what I heard.

Ten, actually, 5 in a prison, then 5 months house arrest or some such last I heard...