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How Lazlo will beat the CS...

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...By summoning the most dealy creatures know to man (and women)... EWOKS!

Hippy Mage: What's that over there?
Hippy Tree Hugger: Oh, that's just the CS kickin' are butts, what do we do?
Hippy Mage: I'll cast a spell! They always work!
[Both the Mage and the Tree Hugger look at each other and start laughing]
Hippy Mage: [wiping the tears from his eye] Sorry, I couldn't resist.
Hippy Tree Hugger: [snorting] That's ok, good one. So the heavy artillary will be here soon?
Hippy Mage: Any minute now...

Off screen voice: IIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!
[Suddenly there are two furry teddy bear like creatures throwing spears at CS Soldiers, instantly killing them]

Hippy Tree Hugger: Wow good shot!
Hippy Mage: No kidding. Why didn't we think of this before.
Hippy Tree Hugger: I e-mailed it to a buddy of mine in Tolkeen.
Hippy Mage: Tolkeen? What ever happened to those guys?
Hippy Tree Hugger: [shugs] Not sure. Hey not to change the subject, but where'd all these homeless people come from?
Hippy Mage: Beats me!

[The two pause and watch as a Skull Walker is smashed by two giant SDC logs]

Hours later the CS army is dessimated by the 55 Ewoks summoned to defend Lazlo...

Kevin Seibedia logic? Heh, dosn't touch George Lucas logic...
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Yub-Yub!!!!

now all we have to do is find some blond annoying wanna-be cyber-knight californian to fly a TW fighter into a trench in chi-town and blow it up with a missile down Prosek's chimney.
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glitterboy2098 wrote:Yub-Yub!!!!

now all we have to do is find some blond annoying wanna-be cyber-knight californian to fly a TW fighter into a trench in chi-town and blow it up with a missile down Prosek's chimney.


Yes, but he has to start out a just a whiney farmer... :)
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surfdruid wrote:That is a plausible scenario, just hope that the CS doesent happen to have a gold plated Cyborg Interpreter with them, or the lazlo forces will be screwed.


Don't you mean gold-plated, GAY, cyborg interpreter? I think that would be on Lazlo's side seeing how the CS is the Empire in this senerio...

And, again, it's only plausible using Lucas-logic.
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Michael Valentine Smith wrote:I'd hate to have to roleplay that Cyber-Knight, what with all the sister-kissing involved and what have you.

are you kidding? that's the best part! :-D
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Quick correction, he'd be a Psi-Warrior not a cyberknight. :p



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Daniel Stoker wrote:Quick correction, he'd be a Psi-Warrior not a cyberknight. :p



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Here I thought he'd just be a minor psychic who develops major psychic powers later with an OCC of vagabond who then switches to pilot

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Daniel Stoker wrote:Quick correction, he'd be a Psi-Warrior not a cyberknight. :p



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I think +10 Geek Points are in order there Daniel...
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I thought it was "Evil shall always win, because Good is dumb!" - Dark Helmet...
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certainly this is the weirdest post I seen in a while. makes me wonder what you been drinking.
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Hystrix wrote:I thought it was "Evil shall always win, because Good is dumb!" - Dark Helmet...


I thought "Evil shall always win, because Good is STOOPID!" - Dark Helmet..."
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Saitou Hajime wrote:certainly this is the weirdest post I seen in a while. makes me wonder what you been drinking.


Nothing, I was just watching RotJ...
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