Ninja Madness

[Guest]

Super Ninja Generator

[Glistam]

Instead of using more traditional weapons, she uses a baloon. She is skilled in socializing and metalsmithing.

7th sanctum's generators are always good for a laugh.

[Guest]

Instead of using more traditional weapons, she uses a baloon. She is skilled in socializing and metalsmithing.

7th sanctum's generators are always good for a laugh.

I just wish the guy would learn how to spell check his work. It never fails that there's at least one word misspelled or typoed in each generator.

[Natalya]

She is skilled in interior decorating and torture.

Martha Stewart is a ninja???

[Guest]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

[Guest]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

[Jesterzzn]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

American Ninja 3 thank you very much.

[Guest]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

American Ninja 3 thank you very much.

Luckily, I didn't see that one.

[Guest]

This odd ninja has a graceful build. His hooded eyes are sky-blue. He has straight red hair worn in a strange style. He uses a grueling form of martial arts that emphasizes confusing one's opponent and using headbutting. His preferred weapon is a katana. He is skilled in mimicry. He can heighten his metabolism, increasing strength.

Neat.

[Sentinel]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

American Ninja 3 thank you very much.

Luckily, I didn't see that one.

The ninja costumes get more fashionable in this one as well in part IV.
Much more colourful.
Nothing like red, yellow and green ninja costumes (and this was before the Power Rangers).
Now, aren't you sorry you missed it?

[Guest]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

American Ninja 3 thank you very much.

Luckily, I didn't see that one.

The ninja costumes get more fashionable in this one as well in part IV.
Much more colourful.
Nothing like red, yellow and green ninja costumes (and this was before the Power Rangers).
Now, aren't you sorry you missed it?

To be honest, no, I'm not sorry to have "missed" it.

[Jesterzzn]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

American Ninja 3 thank you very much.

Luckily, I didn't see that one.

The ninja costumes get more fashionable in this one as well in part IV.
Much more colourful.
Nothing like red, yellow and green ninja costumes (and this was before the Power Rangers).
Now, aren't you sorry you missed it?

American Ninja 4 blew goats. American Ninja 3 is the rawkxzor leetness!!!

Plus the chick in 3 is way hotter. I'm mean Hawtrrrr

[Ronin Shinobi]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

American Ninja 3 thank you very much.

Luckily, I didn't see that one.

Good, you saved your self from the urge to cut out your eyes after watching it.

[Sentinel]

The non-Japanese weapons gotta go too. *shakes head*

There could be non-japanse ninjas...so....

You've been watching too many Chris Farley movies.

American Ninja 3 thank you very much.

Luckily, I didn't see that one.

The ninja costumes get more fashionable in this one as well in part IV.
Much more colourful.
Nothing like red, yellow and green ninja costumes (and this was before the Power Rangers).
Now, aren't you sorry you missed it?

To be honest, no, I'm not sorry to have "missed" it.

I'd let you borrow my copies on video, if you asked nicely.

[Sentinel]

What about the Three Ninjas?

Maybe they went Surfing.
I heard they were Kicked Back.
At least they aren't Dominating.

[Guest]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

[Sentinel]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

[Jesterzzn]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

And one that is crossed many times.

[Sentinel]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

And one that is crossed many times.

We can make a Ninjas and Superspies movie.
We can call it American Ninja VI: Crossing The Line.
We'll have an open casting call asking for real Ninja Experts.

everyone that shows up gets shot.

[Jesterzzn]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

And one that is crossed many times.

We can make a Ninjas and Superspies movie.
We can call it American Ninja VI: Crossing The Line.
We'll have an open casting call asking for real Ninja Experts.

everyone that shows up gets shot.

Sounds like a winner. But, ummm, do you really want to mess with the Real Ultimate Power in the universe?

[Guest]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

And one that is crossed many times.

We can make a Ninjas and Superspies movie.
We can call it American Ninja VI: Crossing The Line.
We'll have an open casting call asking for real Ninja Experts.

everyone that shows up gets shot.

YES! I heartily endorse this idea. If they show up, they deserve to get shot.

[Sentinel]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

And one that is crossed many times.

We can make a Ninjas and Superspies movie.
We can call it American Ninja VI: Crossing The Line.
We'll have an open casting call asking for real Ninja Experts.

everyone that shows up gets shot.

YES! I heartily endorse this idea. If they show up, they deserve to get shot.

Pre-Zacktly.
No real ninja would show up, except Kuseru, and he's just there to inspect the dead.

[Guest]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

And one that is crossed many times.

We can make a Ninjas and Superspies movie.
We can call it American Ninja VI: Crossing The Line.
We'll have an open casting call asking for real Ninja Experts.

everyone that shows up gets shot.

YES! I heartily endorse this idea. If they show up, they deserve to get shot.

Pre-Zacktly.
No real ninja would show up, except Kuseru, and he's just there to inspect the dead.

I might be there, that doesn't mean I'd show up. Ninjas should be heard and not seen. (Or something like that.)

[Sentinel]

Like I said, just there to check and make sure the Shot stay Dead.
Or to help them along if they don't die fast enough.

[Guest]

There's a difference between campy ninja and cheesy ninjas. Don't believe me, find a copy of Ninja Wars sometime and watch it. *shudder*

It's still a mighty thin line.

Hmm...not really. Campy ninja use lots of "magic" and do things like "rescue the princess from the evil overlord." Cheesy ninjas involve fat guys, kids, and third rate movie actors pretending that all the martial arts moves they do and use of karate weapons makes them ninjas.