You are among the masses of people in Palladium Books whose Advertising Slogans and Jingles were.....uh.......subpar.
Okay, your Advertising Ideas for Rifts just plain reeked!!
Now, tell us the failed Advertising Slogans for Rifts Books that YOU came up with!!
I'll submit a couple to start:
"RIFTS: Now with La Blue Girl -style Tentacle Hentai on the cover!!!"
"RIFTS: Because Cthulu and Satan really aren't as evil as Nxla!!! TELL YOUR PARENTS!!!"
Submit your own Failed Slogans. Make us laugh. And have fun.
RIFTS Advertising Slogans....that never made it.....
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RIFTS Advertising Slogans....that never made it.....
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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Rifts: a rules argument on every page, or your money back!
Rifts: A Megaverse of blowing **** up!
Rifts: Game balance is for whining little crybabies.
Rifts: You can use Every other palladium book you own! kind of...
Rifts: Where magic and technology are equally powerful. As long as they never meet each other...
Rifts: Now with 40% more nazis!
Rifts: A Megaverse of blowing **** up!
Rifts: Game balance is for whining little crybabies.
Rifts: You can use Every other palladium book you own! kind of...
Rifts: Where magic and technology are equally powerful. As long as they never meet each other...
Rifts: Now with 40% more nazis!
Personally, I think that we have a duty as role-players to try to anchor each other to reality a bit. To keep other gamers from being complete freaks and weirdos, or even psychopaths, if we can. Killer Cyborg
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50 Smartass Points! Slag.
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283 geek points. 42 McGeekpoints.
50 Smartass Points! Slag.
60 DaDa points.
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I'd actually BUY the Book with that Slogan.......Kalinda wrote:Rifts: a rules argument on every page, or your money back!
Rifts: A Megaverse of blowing **** up!
Rifts: Game balance is for whining little crybabies.
Rifts: You can use Every other palladium book you own! kind of...
Rifts: Where magic and technology are equally powerful. As long as they never meet each other...
Rifts: Now with 40% more nazis!
Rules Arguments (NOT while in Game/Campaign with the GM)....yippee!!!!
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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gadrin wrote:Rifts: With plenty o'Titles that'll never get published ! Coming to a store near you.
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
Rifts! Show the other gamers who the real power gamer is!
Rifts! Its not D20!
Rifts! Not a Hasbro product!
Rifts! Free six pack of Zoom with proof of purchase!
Rifts! Its not D20!
Rifts! Not a Hasbro product!
Rifts! Free six pack of Zoom with proof of purchase!
Toc Rat: The Col. wants us to install what in his tank?!
Col.'s Driver: A cigarette lighter so he can plug in his cellphone charger.
Toc Rat:
Col.'s Driver: A cigarette lighter so he can plug in his cellphone charger.
Toc Rat:
RainOfSteel wrote:
An excellent insight that hits the nail on the head with a rune-hammer.
Winter wrote:One of the best thought out answers on this forum I have read for a while
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Rifts: There's a movie, we swear!
Rifts: GURPS without the Point-Based System
Rifts: All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Rifts: There is no Power Creep in Rifts, not no never (from our friend, the Iraqi Public Information Minister)
Rifts: If you don't like it, it ain't broken
Rifts: They Set Us Up the Bomb (also suggested for After the Bomb Second Edition)
Rifts: New and Improved Second Edition coming soon, now with Giga-Damage!
Rifts: You aren't in Kansas anymore
Rifts: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha....
Rifts: Part Beyond the Supernatural, Part Heroes Unlimited, All Confusing
Rifts: Now with thicker books for better Rules Lawyer bashing (thanks to Maryann for this slogan regarding the RGMG)
Rifts: Like a fine wine, it only gets better with time
Riffs: Let me check my notes
and last but not least...
Rifts:
Rifts: GURPS without the Point-Based System
Rifts: All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Rifts: There is no Power Creep in Rifts, not no never (from our friend, the Iraqi Public Information Minister)
Rifts: If you don't like it, it ain't broken
Rifts: They Set Us Up the Bomb (also suggested for After the Bomb Second Edition)
Rifts: New and Improved Second Edition coming soon, now with Giga-Damage!
Rifts: You aren't in Kansas anymore
Rifts: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha....
Rifts: Part Beyond the Supernatural, Part Heroes Unlimited, All Confusing
Rifts: Now with thicker books for better Rules Lawyer bashing (thanks to Maryann for this slogan regarding the RGMG)
Rifts: Like a fine wine, it only gets better with time
Riffs: Let me check my notes
and last but not least...
Rifts:
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Rifts: because life, like games should never be simple!
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taalismn wrote:Rimmerdal wrote:mmm Rifts street meat..
Flooper. Fried, broiled, or chipped.
It's like eating Chinese.
FLOOP! And you're hungry again.
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We keep thinking about impossibly unballanced characters, because we want you to buy a Rifts book.
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Braden wrote:Thundercloud Galaxy has a flock of ducks in it that can slag a Glitterboy in one melee.
If that doesn't prompt you to buy it, I don't know what else I can say.
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Jesterzzn wrote:Rifts: By Steve Jackson
What the frack is THAT all about???
STILL, it seems funny somehow.....even if I don't understand the reason why......
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
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Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
Kuseru Satsujin wrote:Rifts: There's a movie, we swear!
Rifts: GURPS without the Point-Based System
Rifts: All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Rifts: There is no Power Creep in Rifts, not no never (from our friend, the Iraqi Public Information Minister)
Rifts: If you don't like it, it ain't broken
Rifts: They Set Us Up the Bomb (also suggested for After the Bomb Second Edition)
Rifts: New and Improved Second Edition coming soon, now with Giga-Damage!
Rifts: You aren't in Kansas anymore
Rifts: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha....
Rifts: Part Beyond the Supernatural, Part Heroes Unlimited, All Confusing
Rifts: Now with thicker books for better Rules Lawyer bashing (thanks to Maryann for this slogan regarding the RGMG)
Rifts: Like a fine wine, it only gets better with time
Riffs: Let me check my notes
and last but not least...
Rifts:
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
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Thrall wrote:RIFTS: When self-loathing isn't enough
RIFTS: For your not-so-fresh days
RIFTS: Strong enough for a GM, but munchkin based for a player
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
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I'm sorry I didn't see this one sooner, Gadrin.gadrin wrote:Aequitas wrote:Rifts: Once you get past the floopers, MD Kangaroos, and the narrator that acts like Grandma, it's all downhill
Rifts: Tattooed Freaks that shoot Lasers out of their eyes, now that's a player character!
Rifts: This book has weapons that do more damage than the previous ones.
DAMNED funny
BTW, you should make that a disclaimer rather than an Adevertising Slogan......
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
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New!! Rifts Main Book with Bonus:
Full Size Coalition Officer Uniform!!!
Just attach the Included Inverted Ancient Crosses where indicated, put on the knee-high Boots, and you're ready for a night on the town in Harlem!!!!!
(sorry, no Refunds, please)
Full Size Coalition Officer Uniform!!!
Just attach the Included Inverted Ancient Crosses where indicated, put on the knee-high Boots, and you're ready for a night on the town in Harlem!!!!!
(sorry, no Refunds, please)
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
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The White Rabbit wrote:Jesterzzn wrote:Rifts: Becuase DnD sucks!
lol Agreed.......
Rifts: At least its not DnD
Rifts: Because all the other five letter words were taken
Rifts: Where even a Guy who can bench 300 pounds in real life is reduced to a pile of ash and a blood smear by a 6 year old... lousey hair trigger
Rifts: Now with 50% more less
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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Rifts: Really, Inconvenient Fabrication of Tautological Systemology!
Rifts: Really, it doesn't follow Physics.
Rifts: Don't Ask us to make Sense, Damn it.
Rifts: Really It's Not Anime, Trust Us(tm).
Rifts: We Solemnly Swear We Did not get all of our ideas from Anime.
Rifts: We Love Nazis, So Can You.
Rifts: We shot the Sheriff, And Blew out the whole stinking town.
Rifts: Really, it doesn't follow Physics.
Rifts: Don't Ask us to make Sense, Damn it.
Rifts: Really It's Not Anime, Trust Us(tm).
Rifts: We Solemnly Swear We Did not get all of our ideas from Anime.
Rifts: We Love Nazis, So Can You.
Rifts: We shot the Sheriff, And Blew out the whole stinking town.
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Rifts: the only game where people Read about Giga Damage and had to stop and think "they might not be joking..."
Sometimes, you're like a beacon of light in the darkness, giving me some hope for humankind. ~ Killer Cyborg
You can have something done good, fast and cheap. If you want it done good and fast, it's not going to be cheap. If you want it done fast and cheap it won't be good. If you want something done good and cheap it won't be done fast. ~ Dark Brandon
You can have something done good, fast and cheap. If you want it done good and fast, it's not going to be cheap. If you want it done fast and cheap it won't be good. If you want something done good and cheap it won't be done fast. ~ Dark Brandon
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Maybe somebody has said this one, but...
"Rifts: If You Don't Like It, Change It (But Keep Buying Our Books!)"
"Rifts: If You Don't Like It, Change It (But Keep Buying Our Books!)"
Annual Best Poster of the Year Awards (2012)
"Your Eloquence with a sledge hammer is a beautiful thing..." -Zer0 Kay
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Check out my Author Page on Amazon!
"Your Eloquence with a sledge hammer is a beautiful thing..." -Zer0 Kay
"That rifle on the wall of the laborer's cottage or working class flat is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." -George Orwell
Check out my Author Page on Amazon!
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Rifts: An impossible vision of the future... or is it?
Rifts: When else would you drink 5 gallons of Mt. Dew?
Rifts: When it absolutely, positively, has to be ambiguous overnight.
Rifts: Helping geeks score since 1989!
Rifts: When else would you drink 5 gallons of Mt. Dew?
Rifts: When it absolutely, positively, has to be ambiguous overnight.
Rifts: Helping geeks score since 1989!
Some gave all.
Love your neighbor.
Know the facts. Know your opinion. Know the difference.
Love your neighbor.
Know the facts. Know your opinion. Know the difference.
Rifts: Explore the thingyverse.
Rifts: Now with Lime.
Rifts: An RPG for players with taste.
Rifts: Bite me.
Rifts: Produced by the people who brought you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the RPG.
Rifts: Atkins approved.
Rifts: Bam!
Rifts: It's open to interpretation.
Rifts: Where you can get mutant crabs.
Rifts: The Dimensioning
Rifts: Nipples you can milk.
When you read your new copy of Rifts, you will be so excited your nipples could cut glass.
Rifts: Now with Lime.
Rifts: An RPG for players with taste.
Rifts: Bite me.
Rifts: Produced by the people who brought you Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, the RPG.
Rifts: Atkins approved.
Rifts: Bam!
Rifts: It's open to interpretation.
Rifts: Where you can get mutant crabs.
Rifts: The Dimensioning
Rifts: Nipples you can milk.
When you read your new copy of Rifts, you will be so excited your nipples could cut glass.
"Do you even know what the word theory means? You must think it means '**** that you make up'."
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Rifts: Cut and Paste is way better than writing.
Rifts: Cutting the Gordian knot never seemed like a better idea.
Rifts: Keep buying the books, and we'll keep the rules confusing.
Rifts: Your first session will be devoted to house rules.
Rifts: Cutting the Gordian knot never seemed like a better idea.
Rifts: Keep buying the books, and we'll keep the rules confusing.
Rifts: Your first session will be devoted to house rules.
Rex, you are one helluva guy.
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never trust a man's post count... that's only an indication of his ability to write a lot of stuff - Svartalf
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never trust a man's post count... that's only an indication of his ability to write a lot of stuff - Svartalf
GP:5D6+502
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Rex wrote:Rifts: Cut and Paste is way better than writing.
Rifts: Cutting the Gordian knot never seemed like a better idea.
Rifts: Keep buying the books, and we'll keep the rules confusing.
Rifts: Your first session will be devoted to house rules.
...dude....I declare that awsome
Sometimes, you're like a beacon of light in the darkness, giving me some hope for humankind. ~ Killer Cyborg
You can have something done good, fast and cheap. If you want it done good and fast, it's not going to be cheap. If you want it done fast and cheap it won't be good. If you want something done good and cheap it won't be done fast. ~ Dark Brandon
You can have something done good, fast and cheap. If you want it done good and fast, it's not going to be cheap. If you want it done fast and cheap it won't be good. If you want something done good and cheap it won't be done fast. ~ Dark Brandon
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cornholioprime
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- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
Rex wrote:Rifts: Cut and Paste is way better than writing.
Rifts: Cutting the Gordian knot never seemed like a better idea.
Rifts: Keep buying the books, and we'll keep the rules confusing.
Rifts: Your first session will be devoted to house rules.
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime wrote:Jesterzzn wrote:Rifts: By Steve Jackson
What the frack is THAT all about???
STILL, it seems funny somehow.....even if I don't understand the reason why......
Believe it or not, there was actually a rumor going around that there was no 'Kevin Siembieda', that Maryann was the real author of Rifts, HU, Robotech, etc. the rumor was that she talked Steve Jackson into posing as the fictional 'KS' to help her break into the 'male dominated' world of RPG design.
Truth is stranger then fiction because fiction has to make sense...
Personally, I think that we have a duty as role-players to try to anchor each other to reality a bit. To keep other gamers from being complete freaks and weirdos, or even psychopaths, if we can. Killer Cyborg
283 geek points. 42 McGeekpoints.
50 Smartass Points! Slag.
60 DaDa points.
283 geek points. 42 McGeekpoints.
50 Smartass Points! Slag.
60 DaDa points.
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Rifts: Hundreds of character to choose from, and a million ways to kill them.
Rifts: Dogboy, man best friend, a mage's worst enemy.
Rifts: Plagues, Death and War, find them all here.
Rifts: Just when you figure it out, you find more conflicting rules.
Rifts: Dogboy, man best friend, a mage's worst enemy.
Rifts: Plagues, Death and War, find them all here.
Rifts: Just when you figure it out, you find more conflicting rules.
Three candles dispel the darkness; truth, knowledge and the ways of nature.
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Rifts: Still waiting for the Chi-Town sourcebook...
Munchkinsim: It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
Rifts: Taking power creep seriously.
Rifts: No Chi-Town sourcebook, or your money back!
Munchkinsim: It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
Rifts: Taking power creep seriously.
Rifts: No Chi-Town sourcebook, or your money back!
There's a reason...and a very good one...that I have certain people in this forum blocked both here and on Facebook.
I can see an illustration of that nearly every time I come here.
I can see an illustration of that nearly every time I come here.
Rifts- Now with World Book Timbukto!
Rifts- Who cares about North America anyways...
Rifts- Where men in robots are GODS and the panthenons are running!
Rifts- Payback for all those times a dragon gave you problems in DnD
Rifts- You could play a mage but why?
Rifts- Who cares about North America anyways...
Rifts- Where men in robots are GODS and the panthenons are running!
Rifts- Payback for all those times a dragon gave you problems in DnD
Rifts- You could play a mage but why?
Toc Rat: The Col. wants us to install what in his tank?!
Col.'s Driver: A cigarette lighter so he can plug in his cellphone charger.
Toc Rat:
Col.'s Driver: A cigarette lighter so he can plug in his cellphone charger.
Toc Rat:
RainOfSteel wrote:
An excellent insight that hits the nail on the head with a rune-hammer.
Winter wrote:One of the best thought out answers on this forum I have read for a while
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Rifts: It's not just for GURPS anymore.
Rifts: Building Muscle Mass on Gaming Geeks since 2000! (after carting all those books to each game)
Rifts: What book were we working on again?
Rifts: Editing? We don't need no stinking Editing!
Rifts: The weakest deities this side of the Apocalypse
Rifts: The game where everybody knows YOUR name
Rifts: Archie III is your friend, and if you don't believe me, you're a commie mutant traitor
Rifts: Post-Apocalyptic to Super Societies in three books or your money back!
Rifts: Making Tolkeen look worse at war than the French!
Rifts: With Mexican Vampires bringing new meaning to the words "Illegal Alien"
Rifts: Because 50 foot tall alien Mega-Damage beings weren't enough
Rifts: We Came, We Saw, We Wrote the Books
Rifts: One Nation, under...no, wait, make that Two Nations...no, wait, make that Four Nations...no, wait, make that Eight Nations...no, wait...
Rifts: For when Darth Vader makes the Dark Side look nice
Rifts: In 101 P.A. a crack commando unit was sent to prison by the Coalition for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Chi-Town underground. Today, still wanted by the Coalition, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Rifts: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Oops, almost forgot...
Rifts: ...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Rules Lawyers
Rifts: Building Muscle Mass on Gaming Geeks since 2000! (after carting all those books to each game)
Rifts: What book were we working on again?
Rifts: Editing? We don't need no stinking Editing!
Rifts: The weakest deities this side of the Apocalypse
Rifts: The game where everybody knows YOUR name
Rifts: Archie III is your friend, and if you don't believe me, you're a commie mutant traitor
Rifts: Post-Apocalyptic to Super Societies in three books or your money back!
Rifts: Making Tolkeen look worse at war than the French!
Rifts: With Mexican Vampires bringing new meaning to the words "Illegal Alien"
Rifts: Because 50 foot tall alien Mega-Damage beings weren't enough
Rifts: We Came, We Saw, We Wrote the Books
Rifts: One Nation, under...no, wait, make that Two Nations...no, wait, make that Four Nations...no, wait, make that Eight Nations...no, wait...
Rifts: For when Darth Vader makes the Dark Side look nice
Rifts: In 101 P.A. a crack commando unit was sent to prison by the Coalition for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Chi-Town underground. Today, still wanted by the Coalition, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Rifts: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Oops, almost forgot...
Rifts: ...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Rules Lawyers
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cornholioprime
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Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
True dat!!!Subjugator wrote:Rifts: Still waiting for the Chi-Town sourcebook...
Munchkinsim: It's not just a job, it's an adventure!
Rifts: Taking power creep seriously.
Rifts: No Chi-Town sourcebook, or your money back!
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
- Palladin
- Posts: 7684
- Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:05 am
- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
Kuseru Satsujin wrote:Rifts: It's not just for GURPS anymore.
Rifts: Building Muscle Mass on Gaming Geeks since 2000! (after carting all those books to each game)
Rifts: What book were we working on again?
Rifts: Editing? We don't need no stinking Editing!
Rifts: The weakest deities this side of the Apocalypse
Rifts: The game where everybody knows YOUR name
Rifts: Archie III is your friend, and if you don't believe me, you're a commie mutant traitor
Rifts: Post-Apocalyptic to Super Societies in three books or your money back!
Rifts: Making Tolkeen look worse at war than the French!
Rifts: With Mexican Vampires bringing new meaning to the words "Illegal Alien"
Rifts: Because 50 foot tall alien Mega-Damage beings weren't enough
Rifts: We Came, We Saw, We Wrote the Books
Rifts: One Nation, under...no, wait, make that Two Nations...no, wait, make that Four Nations...no, wait, make that Eight Nations...no, wait...
Rifts: For when Darth Vader makes the Dark Side look nice
Rifts: In 101 P.A. a crack commando unit was sent to prison by the Coalition for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Chi-Town underground. Today, still wanted by the Coalition, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Rifts: Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, "Give me your best shot. I can take it."
Oops, almost forgot...
Rifts: ...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Rules Lawyers
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
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- Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:05 am
- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
True.Nekira Sudacne wrote:Rifts: the only game where people Read about Giga Damage and had to stop and think "they might not be joking..."
Scary, but true......
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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Glistam
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- Contact:
Kuseru Satsujin wrote:Rifts: What book were we working on again?
Rifts: Archie III is your friend, and if you don't believe me, you're a commie mutant traitor
Rifts: In 101 P.A. a crack commando unit was sent to prison by the Coalition for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Chi-Town underground. Today, still wanted by the Coalition, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
Rifts: ...and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Rules Lawyers
Zerebus: "I like MDC. MDC is a hundred times better than SDC."
kiralon: "...the best way to kill an old one is to crash a moon into it."
Temporal Wizard O.C.C. update 0.8 | Rifts random encounters
New Fire magic | New Temporal magic
Grim Gulf, the Nightlands version of Century Station
Let Chaos Magic flow in your campaigns.
kiralon: "...the best way to kill an old one is to crash a moon into it."
Temporal Wizard O.C.C. update 0.8 | Rifts random encounters
New Fire magic | New Temporal magic
Grim Gulf, the Nightlands version of Century Station
Let Chaos Magic flow in your campaigns.
Rifts: Where you can teleport into vehicles.
Rifts: Fun with names like Splynncryth.
Rifts: Reprinting text from earlier books for your convienence.
Communist Russia Rifts: Where the megaverse explores you!
Rifts: Soon to be a movie that won't leave you suicidal like some other movies based off RPGs.
Rifts: Not made by Ang Lee.
Rifts: Fun with names like Splynncryth.
Rifts: Reprinting text from earlier books for your convienence.
Communist Russia Rifts: Where the megaverse explores you!
Rifts: Soon to be a movie that won't leave you suicidal like some other movies based off RPGs.
Rifts: Not made by Ang Lee.
"Do you even know what the word theory means? You must think it means '**** that you make up'."
---Penn Jillette
---Penn Jillette
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cornholioprime
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- Posts: 7684
- Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:05 am
- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
Cut and Paste Editing????MrTwist wrote:Rifts: Where you can teleport into vehicles.
Rifts: Fun with names like Splynncryth.
Rifts: Reprinting text from earlier books for your convienence.
Communist Russia Rifts: Where the megaverse explores you!
Rifts: Soon to be a movie that won't leave you suicidal like some other movies based off RPGs.
Rifts: Not made by Ang Lee.
They DO that here????
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
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cornholioprime
- Palladin
- Posts: 7684
- Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:05 am
- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
Crazy for Juicers wrote:Rifts: Users don’t use drugs…unless you’re a Juicer.
Rifts: It’s Megaversalicious!!!
Rifts: Now with added SPAM!
Rifts: Warning! The consumption of this product may be detrimental to your metal health.
Rifts: More MDC than you can throw a stick at.
Rifts: We got more acronyms than anyone else!
Rifts: Because ONE universe just isn’t enough
Rifts: A nice way to spend time in those rainy weekends you got nothing to do.
Rifts: Abandon all hope ye who enter…
Rifts: The only RPG with single-word alignments.
Rifts: Uncle Prosek wants YOU to fight for the Coalition States!
Rifts: You’ve seen the movie, now play the game….wait isn’t it the other way around?
Rifts: Keep on Powergaming!
Rifts: batteries not included (or dice…or character sheets)
Rifts: Come and relax in our high ambient P.P.E. environment.
Rifts: Because hardcover is for wimps.
You got Rift?
Rifts: It’s 8.30 PM. Do you know where you Alien Intelligence is?
[song] "...RIFTS, the R.P.G.......
It's Mega-vers-alicious....!" [/song]
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
Rifts: Because the games designer uses his own rules set.
Rifts: I can't believe it's not d20!
Rifts : Thanks for all the megafauna.
Rifts : Just when you thought it was safe to enter the Megaverse.
Rifts: Because it is a universal system. Honest!
Rifts : We'll seperate the big manuscripts into three books, and only release one.
Rifts : Jipping off authors one at a time.
Rifts : But wait, there's more (worldbooks)!
Rifts : We came, we saw, we have to buy more books to get an rule admentment!?!
Rifs : We refuse to use the latest technology when we edit our books (it's faster and easier, honest!).
Rifts : Just because out book features technology, doesn't mean we have to use it too (and we don't use magic either!!).
Rifts : Like your stuff, but we'll rewrite it anyway and not put your name to it.
Rifts : Because we can!
Rifts : In a can!
Rifts : What do you mean, release date?
Rifts : Damage caps (because everything has to use the same damage formula).
Rifts : Your cardboard boxes will be stronger!!
Rifts : Resistance is useless!
Rifts : You will be assimulated!
Rifts : Exterminate! Exterminate!! Exterminate!!!
Rifts : Stronger than a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Rifts : MDC Gaffa Tape. No other game uses it!!
Rifts : Green D-bees in SPAM!
Rifts: I can't believe it's not d20!
Rifts : Thanks for all the megafauna.
Rifts : Just when you thought it was safe to enter the Megaverse.
Rifts: Because it is a universal system. Honest!
Rifts : We'll seperate the big manuscripts into three books, and only release one.
Rifts : Jipping off authors one at a time.
Rifts : But wait, there's more (worldbooks)!
Rifts : We came, we saw, we have to buy more books to get an rule admentment!?!
Rifs : We refuse to use the latest technology when we edit our books (it's faster and easier, honest!).
Rifts : Just because out book features technology, doesn't mean we have to use it too (and we don't use magic either!!).
Rifts : Like your stuff, but we'll rewrite it anyway and not put your name to it.
Rifts : Because we can!
Rifts : In a can!
Rifts : What do you mean, release date?
Rifts : Damage caps (because everything has to use the same damage formula).
Rifts : Your cardboard boxes will be stronger!!
Rifts : Resistance is useless!
Rifts : You will be assimulated!
Rifts : Exterminate! Exterminate!! Exterminate!!!
Rifts : Stronger than a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Rifts : MDC Gaffa Tape. No other game uses it!!
Rifts : Green D-bees in SPAM!
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cornholioprime
- Palladin
- Posts: 7684
- Joined: Sun Oct 10, 2004 1:05 am
- Comment: At long last....I am FINALLY free of my wonderful addiction to the online Flash game "Bloons."
Well, mostly..... - Location: In the Hivelands with General Jericho Holmes, taking advantage of suddenly stupid Xiticix...
Rifts...because sometimes you want your Ordinary, Armored Soldiers to have MORE M.D.C. than the Armored Carrier they're riding around in for protection.......
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!