John Kronus wrote:We are the "Cyber-Knights" who say NEE !!
Wasn't it "Nit" or something like that??
It's the Knights who say 'Ni'
Sir Bedevere mispronounces it and says 'Nu' at an old woman
When they return they are no longer the knights who say 'Ni!', instead they are the Knights who say 'Icky icky icky icky ptang zoomphoi(trails off into incomprehension)'
Arthur refers to them as 'O knights who say.... er... knights who formerly said 'ni''
You're looking at King Arthur right here, from the re-enacment group 'knights of the python'. I gots to learn my lines!
Don't forget it's not just Ni, but Peng and Neee-wom
you some might think you're a but you're cool in book --Mecha-Viper BEST IDEA EVER!!! -- The Galactus Kid Holy crapy, you're Zer0 Kay?! --TriaxTech Zer0 Kay is my hero. --Atramentus The Zer0 of Kay, who started this fray, Kept us laughing until the end. -The Fifth Business (In loving Memory of the teleport thread)
Kalinda wrote:I'm not going to go through the thread to check, so apologies if this has been done before.
"FANG! THEY KILLED FANG! THOSE DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING FAIRIES KILLED FANG!' (Sound of laser rifle fire.) CS dead boy, on discovering that tokeen forces have offed his favorite dog boy.
Or So he thought... (Sound of more laser rifle fire funny since there silent and invisible... so how do you know your shooting?) Fang recovers from a graze. "I'm alright" CS db turns in astonishment (still shooting, and cooks Fang) looking down at fangs, newly, dead body db turns back toward the enemy "STINKING FAIRIES, YOU JUST MADE ME KILL FANG!" ("SOUND" of more laser fire).
Personally, I think that we have a duty as role-players to try to anchor each other to reality a bit. To keep other gamers from being complete freaks and weirdos, or even psychopaths, if we can. Killer Cyborg
283 geek points. 42 McGeekpoints.
50 Smartass Points! Slag.
60 DaDa points.
"Give me some sugar baby!"
--Headhunter Ash uses his all too favorite saying with a waitress serving him coffy and for the first time, actually gets some...sugar.
you some might think you're a but you're cool in book --Mecha-Viper BEST IDEA EVER!!! -- The Galactus Kid Holy crapy, you're Zer0 Kay?! --TriaxTech Zer0 Kay is my hero. --Atramentus The Zer0 of Kay, who started this fray, Kept us laughing until the end. -The Fifth Business (In loving Memory of the teleport thread)
A summoner and a temporal mage viewing what is going on outside the temporal bubble.
Summoner: When does
this happen?
Temporal Mage: Now. You're looking at now. Everything
that happens now, is happening now.
Summoner: What happened to then?
Temporal Mage: We passed then?
Summoner: When?
Temporal Mage: Just now. We're at now, now.
Summoner: Go back to then.
Temporal Mage: When?
Summoner: Now.
Temporal Mage: Now?
Summoner: Now.
Temporal Mage: I can't.
Summoner: Why?
Temporal Mage: We missed it.
Summoner: When?
Temporal Mage: Just now.
Summoner: When will then be now?
Temporal Mage: [Thinks for a moment] Soon.
Summoner: How soon?
Temporal Mage: We're there.
you some might think you're a but you're cool in book --Mecha-Viper BEST IDEA EVER!!! -- The Galactus Kid Holy crapy, you're Zer0 Kay?! --TriaxTech Zer0 Kay is my hero. --Atramentus The Zer0 of Kay, who started this fray, Kept us laughing until the end. -The Fifth Business (In loving Memory of the teleport thread)
"Some (alignment) Restrictions may apply." "Void where prohibited (if you're already Supernatural)." "Your (Faster-Than-Light) Mileage may vary." "Batteries not included." "Unlimited Time Only." "Offer not valid in conjunction with other Offers."
-Legalese from the Cosmo-Knight Candidate's Submission and Approval Form
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
-Mae West, S'rynn Cannibal, and proud owner of Splynn's latest Restaurant, one that serves up Mexican, European, and Native American......er, Cuisine...
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
It's from "Tombstone," Jnagyjr, where Doc Holliday confronts the Bad Guy in the final shootout of the Movie.
The Galactus Kid and Dark Brandon have a running Joke going on about some rivalry between them on 'tha InternetZ'...... hence the current text under their respective names.
And since "The Galactus Kid" sounds like a really cool Outlaw's name, I thought the "Tombstone" reference was kinda cute.......
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
It's SUPPOSED to be a Kurt Russell Film (as Wyatt Earp, and Mr. Russell is his usual, awesome self), but it's Val Kilmer, a Doc holliday, who steals the show!!
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
*Sound of screaming, visuals of CS flight crew tearing out own eyes and ripping each other apart..or doing "other" things to each other while killing*
"Liberate...tu-te me...ex...inferus!" Last audio track of cockpit flight recorder from CS DHT Ironstrom
"...We're leaving..." Cpt. Lance Fishfry of CS special forces; rescue division, upon seeing above flight recorder.
Bind the body to the opened mind Bind the body to the opened mind
I dream of towers in a world consumed A void in the sentient sky I dream of fissures across the moon Leaves of the lotus rise
DhAkael wrote:*Sound of screaming, visuals of CS flight crew tearing out own eyes and ripping each other apart..or doing "other" things to each other while killing* "Liberate...tu-te me...ex...inferus!" Last audio track of cockpit flight recorder from CS DHT Ironstrom
"...We're leaving..." Cpt. Lance Fishfry of CS special forces; rescue division, upon seeing above flight recorder.
From "Event Horizon."
Nice concept, the Chaos Dimension and all.....
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
I had a guaranteed military sale with IAR209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!?! UTI Vice President Dick Jones on a new bot prototype slated for Coalition sales with some nasty quirks.
Newtown Skelebot Police Unit: Come quietly or there will be... trouble. Local crazy: Oh, **** you! [fires his MDC shotgun]
First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! -
George Hornesby, Governor of Newtown, during some deperate negotiations during the Juicer Uprising.
Attempted murder? It's not like he killed someone. Slimy Lawyer, Chi-Town Burbs
An unusual training day in the 93rd Armored Airborne at Lone Star...
Striker SAMAS Pilot Buck "Ironsides" Murphy: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees. Super SAMAS Pilot "Wolfman": Holy ****, it's Ironsides Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:Ironsides up here, great... oh ****... Super SAMAS Pilot Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy ****, it's Maverick and Goose." Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.
Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:Yeeha, Jester's dead! Super SAMAS Pilot "Wolfman": Won this bull ****? Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:: Didn't everybody? Super SAMAS Pilot "Hollywood": Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Super SAMAS Pilot "Wolfman": Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?"
A conversation between Air Force General James "Stinger" Tolkan and Buck "Ironsides" Murphy after Ironsides ignored orders in a Xiticix attack where his men were outnumbered 50 to 1 and then flew threw a Rift into the Xiticix homeworld thus saving Chi-Town.
Stinger: Ironsides, you just did and incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your SAMAS! You don't own that SAMAS, the Coalition does! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one general's daughter! Jester: Penny Benjamin? [Ironsides shrugs]
Stinger: And you *******, you're lucky to be here! Jester: Thank you, sir. Stinger: And let's not bull ****, Ironsides. Your family name ain't the best in the Coalition. You need to be doing it better and cleaner than the other guys. Now what is it with you? Ironsides: Just want to serve my country, to be the best pilot in the Coalition sir. Stinger: Don't screw around with me Ironsides. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Lone Star. I gotta do something here, I...I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters... are going to Top Gun.
You kill my dog I'ma slay yo cat-Flava Flav, Terminator X to the Edge of Panic, 1988
A man's gotta know his limitations-Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, 1973
No good deed goes unpunished-Clare Booth Luce
GA wrote:I had a guaranteed military sale with IAR209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!?! UTI Vice President Dick Jones on a new bot prototype slated for Coalition sales with some nasty quirks.
Newtown Skelebot Police Unit: Come quietly or there will be... trouble. Local crazy: Oh, **** you! [fires his MDC shotgun]
First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! - George Hornesby, Governor of Newtown, during some deperate negotiations during the Juicer Uprising.
I can see the Movie now.
"Robo-Skelebot-o-Cop."
Nice ones!!
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
LLW to Lord Dunscon
Your last scroll? yeah i bought it...
my gerbil uses it as a room divider.
2000 geek points to the first person to identify the movie this was paraphrased from.
DM is correct by the way. - Ninjabunny It's a shoddy carpenter who blames his tools. - Killer Cyborg Every group has one problem player. If you cannot spot the one in your group; look in the mirror. It is not a good session until at least one player looks you in the eye and says "you sick twisted evil ****"
You don't need pants for the victory dance because Karl is better than Dunscon. Karl Prosek be star of cartoon... I am Dunscon! I am Dunscon! I _am_ Dunscon.
MINUS 25 Geek Points to you for daring to parodize the utterly horrid "I am Weasel" Cartoon........
...and minus 50 Geek Points to me for knowing what you were talking about.
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
Last one: CS Colonel, "Nukes" CS Lt. "Beg your pardon sire, but won't we hit our own troops?" CS Colonel, "Yes... but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves... attack . "
Loved that movie...one Mel's better ones.
taalismn wrote:
Rimmerdal wrote:mmm Rifts street meat..
Flooper. Fried, broiled, or chipped. It's like eating Chinese. FLOOP! And you're hungry again.
"When you see the signal, unleash hell"
General Jericho Holmes to his artillery captain prior to his final assault on Tolkeen
I'd get up in the morning and watch the sun rise over the yardarm of my sky-ship as the sails billowed in the breeze and the land slid by 300-odd metres below. I'd grasp the mahogany ship's wheel, turn her nose a few points back onto the line, and feel pity for all those poor bastards below who have to work for a living. - My idea of the good life in Rifts.
"Dude, where's my Big Boss ATV?" one recently sobered merc to another.
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
"Back off man, I'm a scientist" Victor Lazlo to a colleague moments before being a sucked into a rift.
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
Nxla666 wrote:"Dude, where's my Big Boss ATV?" one recently sobered merc to another.
That's it.......*bag over Nyxla* from the now sacred "Rubber Chicken of Thwaking" .....
then walks away....
A public Service message: The 'sacred Rubber Chicken of thwaking' can be borrowed at anytime heal a restore the good sense to those posting.
(it is not endorsed in anyway by anyone offically...so be careful with it.)
Is that the Psirubber Chicken? Or is that one solely yours?
you some might think you're a but you're cool in book --Mecha-Viper BEST IDEA EVER!!! -- The Galactus Kid Holy crapy, you're Zer0 Kay?! --TriaxTech Zer0 Kay is my hero. --Atramentus The Zer0 of Kay, who started this fray, Kept us laughing until the end. -The Fifth Business (In loving Memory of the teleport thread)
-Res_Novae, Necromancer with a "thing" for Humanoid skulls, who can't stop himself from getting...aroused...at the ever-present Death's Head motif of CS Hardware
"Well, I am pretty, and I am arrogant. What did you expect??"
-Killer Cyborg, Pleasurer Changeling, the highest-paid "entertainer" in the history of the Paradise Federation
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
"OH, boy" techno-wizard after rifting into an even worse situation than the one he just left.
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
"OH"--Fry the CS grunt when he realizes the grass he's hiding in IS NOT a giants skirt.
"You WILL believe that all people have an inherent right to follow their own path to enlightenment in the spiritual manner of their choice or we will burn you at the stake!!!"~Slag
hahaha NXLA for the win.-- Galactus Kid x2
Bah. Immortality and marriage are just 2 things that should never mix. Any kind of prolongued lifespan shouldn't be burdened with monogamy.- Alejandro
Knowledge is power, power corrupts, study hard, be evil.
gremlin79 wrote:From two different movies, but I like them both:
Fred Styrker, former Turbo Jockey: ...I flew sublight fighters during the war, but this ship has a contra-gravity drive. It's an entirely different kind of flying...altogether
Doctor and Crewmember: It's an enitrely different kind of flying.
and:
CS Enforcer: This must be one of those gay, D-Bee, biker, sushi bars.
So, ya wanna go with "Airplane" Quotes, eh??
YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!
(more to follow)
The Kevinomicon, Book of Siembieda 3:16.
16 Blessed art Thou above all others, O COALITION STATES, beloved of Kevin;
17 For Thou art allowed to do Evil without Limit, nor do thy Enemies retaliate.
18 Thy Military be run by Fools and Dotards.
19 Yet thy Nation suffers not. Praise be unto Him that protects thee from all harm!!
you some might think you're a 
but you're cool in book 
funny since there silent and invisible... so how do you know your shooting?) Fang recovers from a graze. "I'm alright" CS db turns in astonishment (still shooting, and cooks Fang) looking down at fangs, newly, dead body db turns back toward the enemy "STINKING FAIRIES, YOU JUST MADE ME KILL FANG!" ("SOUND" of more laser fire).
50 Smartass Points! 
