What do 25% of blind warrior women think about

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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about

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Re: What do 25% of blind warrior women think about

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Rallan wrote:
Zer0 Kay wrote:
taalismn wrote:
"Damn it, I coulda been in a Rifter Swimsuit Issue!


And woulda if Apollo ever finnished that darn piece of art.


I'd be quite happy if there was never another Rifter Swimsuit Issue ever again. The Rifter Swimsuit Issues are the RPG book equivalent of that fat unwashed 40-something virginal loser with an "I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body" t-shirt at the local gaming store. It takes an idea that was neither clever nor sexy to begin with and turns the pathetic up to 11.


And your the angsty batman reader. :)
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