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Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:23 am
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Well, since the surviving Zentraedi Malcontents could no longer qualify for public assistance, they have to make a living SOMEHOW...
"Hey, reckless micronian kid...wanna buy some unused EastBloc Strelas?"


It's good to see that the people who attened MCSH#69 are putting what they learned in their economics classes to good use in the real world.



"Lead the target...LEAD the target!"
"Are we talking economics or deflection shots here?"

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:25 am
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Well, since the surviving Zentraedi Malcontents could no longer qualify for public assistance, they have to make a living SOMEHOW...
"Hey, reckless micronian kid...wanna buy some unused EastBloc Strelas?"


It's good to see that the people who attened MCSH#69 are putting what they learned in their economics classes to good use in the real world.



"Lead the target...LEAD the target!"
"Are we talking economics or deflection shots here?"



I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:31 am
by taalismn
[quote="Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.[/quote]


In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:47 am
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:[quote="Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.



In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.[/quote]

Which means you just delt to an undercover GMP agent.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:52 am
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:[quote="Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.



In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.


Which means you just delt to an undercover GMP agent.[/quote]


"Wait a minute! You gave me back correct change! Without my asking! BAIL! IT'S THE FUZZ!!!"

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:59 am
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:[quote="Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.



In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.


Which means you just delt to an undercover GMP agent.



"Wait a minute! You gave me back correct change! Without my asking! BAIL! IT'S THE FUZZ!!!"[/quote]


And Nova's older sister ends up getting so many repramands from the GMP big wigs for her failures to catch the Bad Guys guys that she is forced to either take a teaching job at MCHS#69 or earn her living as at *entertainer* for the rich and powerful in the RTverce.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:46 pm
by taalismn
[quote="Kargan3033

And Nova's older sister ends up getting so many repramands from the GMP big wigs for her failures to catch the Bad Guys guys that she is forced to either take a teaching job at MCHS#69 or earn her living as at *entertainer* for the rich and powerful in the RTverce.[/quote]

"So it's either work at a teacher's salary in a school officially classified as a free-fire zone, or as a stripper in New Las Vegas? How much does the ecdysiast make again?"

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:52 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:[quote="Kargan3033

And Nova's older sister ends up getting so many repramands from the GMP big wigs for her failures to catch the Bad Guys guys that she is forced to either take a teaching job at MCHS#69 or earn her living as at *entertainer* for the rich and powerful in the RTverce.


"So it's either work at a teacher's salary in a school officially classified as a free-fire zone, or as a stripper in New Las Vegas? How much does the ecdysiast make again?"[/quote]

ecdysiast?

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 12:59 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:[quote="Kargan3033

And Nova's older sister ends up getting so many repramands from the GMP big wigs for her failures to catch the Bad Guys guys that she is forced to either take a teaching job at MCHS#69 or earn her living as at *entertainer* for the rich and powerful in the RTverce.


"So it's either work at a teacher's salary in a school officially classified as a free-fire zone, or as a stripper in New Las Vegas? How much does the ecdysiast make again?"


ecdysiast?[/quote]


Polite way of saying 'professional stripper'.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 1:02 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:[quote="Kargan3033

And Nova's older sister ends up getting so many repramands from the GMP big wigs for her failures to catch the Bad Guys guys that she is forced to either take a teaching job at MCHS#69 or earn her living as at *entertainer* for the rich and powerful in the RTverce.


"So it's either work at a teacher's salary in a school officially classified as a free-fire zone, or as a stripper in New Las Vegas? How much does the ecdysiast make again?"


ecdysiast?



Polite way of saying 'professional stripper'.[/quote]

Ahh ok then and as for how much they make I think that is dependent on what they are willing to show/do for a payout.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:13 pm
by Arnie100
Dana: "God, I hope Mom and Dad don't find out what I did to get extra spending money..." :oops:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 2:30 pm
by glitterboy2098
the real problem is the tirolian and zentreadi teachers.. near identical clones have caused more than a few misunderstandings in the student body..

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 4:40 pm
by SRoss
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "God, I hope Mom and Dad don't find out what I did to get extra spending money..." :oops:


"I can't see a girl with no hips and frequently drawn flat chested, making too much as a stripper."

#CLICK!#


"Crap,she heard me." :eek:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:00 pm
by glitterboy2098
i don't know.. dana was kinda cute when she wasn't being a scary boss lady..

though Nova.. rawr....

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 10:27 pm
by Arnie100
Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:52 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:Well, since the surviving Zentraedi Malcontents could no longer qualify for public assistance, they have to make a living SOMEHOW...
"Hey, reckless micronian kid...wanna buy some unused EastBloc Strelas?"


:lol: :lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Well, since the surviving Zentraedi Malcontents could no longer qualify for public assistance, they have to make a living SOMEHOW...
"Hey, reckless micronian kid...wanna buy some unused EastBloc Strelas?"


It's good to see that the people who attened MCSH#69 are putting what they learned in their economics classes to good use in the real world.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Well, since the surviving Zentraedi Malcontents could no longer qualify for public assistance, they have to make a living SOMEHOW...
"Hey, reckless micronian kid...wanna buy some unused EastBloc Strelas?"


It's good to see that the people who attened MCSH#69 are putting what they learned in their economics classes to good use in the real world.



"Lead the target...LEAD the target!"
"Are we talking economics or deflection shots here?"


:lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Well, since the surviving Zentraedi Malcontents could no longer qualify for public assistance, they have to make a living SOMEHOW...
"Hey, reckless micronian kid...wanna buy some unused EastBloc Strelas?"


It's good to see that the people who attened MCSH#69 are putting what they learned in their economics classes to good use in the real world.



"Lead the target...LEAD the target!"
"Are we talking economics or deflection shots here?"



I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.


:lol: :shock:

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.



In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.[/quote]

:lol:

[quote="Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.



In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.


Which means you just delt to an undercover GMP agent.[/quote]

:lol:

[quote="taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.



In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.


Which means you just delt to an undercover GMP agent.



"Wait a minute! You gave me back correct change! Without my asking! BAIL! IT'S THE FUZZ!!!"[/quote]

:lol: :lol:

[quote="Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033
I'd have to say both, in light of the stuggle to survive in the Post Rain world bussines deals would have a higher body count then in Pre Rain world due to the fact that both sides of the deal of been raised in a dog eat dog world were back stabbing and double dealing are the norm.



In fact, get suspicious if a deal goes TOO smoothly, and your contact doesn't try to backstab you when you part company.


Which means you just delt to an undercover GMP agent.



"Wait a minute! You gave me back correct change! Without my asking! BAIL! IT'S THE FUZZ!!!"



And Nova's older sister ends up getting so many repramands from the GMP big wigs for her failures to catch the Bad Guys guys that she is forced to either take a teaching job at MCHS#69 or earn her living as at *entertainer* for the rich and powerful in the RTverce.[/quote]

:lol: Poor girl.

[quote="taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033

And Nova's older sister ends up getting so many repramands from the GMP big wigs for her failures to catch the Bad Guys guys that she is forced to either take a teaching job at MCHS#69 or earn her living as at *entertainer* for the rich and powerful in the RTverce.


"So it's either work at a teacher's salary in a school officially classified as a free-fire zone, or as a stripper in New Las Vegas? How much does the ecdysiast make again?"[/quote]

:lol: :lol:

[quote="Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "God, I hope Mom and Dad don't find out what I did to get extra spending money..." :oops:


:lol: JAIL BAIT!!!!

glitterboy2098 wrote:the real problem is the tirolian and zentreadi teachers.. near identical clones have caused more than a few misunderstandings in the student body..


:lol:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2015 11:52 pm
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Dana: "God, I hope Mom and Dad don't find out what I did to get extra spending money..." :oops:


"I can't see a girl with no hips and frequently drawn flat chested, making too much as a stripper."

#CLICK!#


"Crap,she heard me." :eek:


:lol: :lol: Though by the Masters Saga, she did have a figure.

glitterboy2098 wrote:i don't know.. dana was kinda cute when she wasn't being a scary boss lady..

though Nova.. rawr....


Agree.

Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x


:lol:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:00 am
by Kargan3033
Alpha 11 wrote:
:lol: :lol: Though by the Masters Saga, she did have a figure.


Ahh yes the imfamouse shower/bath scenes, I'm surprise they got inculded in the Robotech release/broadcasts.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:02 am
by Kargan3033
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x


That depends on if Nova had a shower/bath scene(s) like Dana did, but then again Dana was always an exobishist at heart.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:50 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x


That depends on if Nova had a shower/bath scene(s) like Dana did, but then again Dana was always an exobishist at heart.


Or at least enough of one that she knew how to use the awkwardness of implied nudity to quash questioning(she pops out of the shower wrapped in a towel knowing it will send brooding Bowie running away...). ;)

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 1:58 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x


That depends on if Nova had a shower/bath scene(s) like Dana did, but then again Dana was always an exobishist at heart.


Or at least enough of one that she knew how to use the awkwardness of implied nudity to quash questioning(she pops out of the shower wrapped in a towel knowing it will send brooding Bowie running away...). ;)


That is true and she did a towel drop when Nova came to get her for an award, maybe she was having flash backs to her days as a stripper, either that or she has a thing for Nova even though she had the hots for Zor which makes me wonder if she's a s**t for both teams.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:17 pm
by taalismn
"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:19 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."


Bowie:" Why do I suddenly sense a Dirty Pair rip off? "

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:38 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."


Bowie:" Why do I suddenly sense a Dirty Pair rip off? "



Genre-Savvy. It can be a wonderful thing.
As in Sean Philip's "I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE!"
Matched by Louie's "Lieutenant, if you recall what happened in that movie-!"

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:46 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."


Bowie:" Why do I suddenly sense a Dirty Pair rip off? "



Genre-Savvy. It can be a wonderful thing.
As in Sean Philip's "I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE!"
Matched by Louie's "Lieutenant, if you recall what happened in that movie-!"


True enough and at lest the 15th are not doing a Tank Police rehash

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 2:50 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:[

True enough and at lest the 15th are not doing a Tank Police rehash

Couldn't have; Tank Police post-dated SuperDimensional Cavalry Glorie.
Dominion was already post-Cyberpunk(it got more cheerful as the airborne pollution disappeared, and the anime series did away with the whole encroaching desert altogether(remember the sandship from the manga? Freakin' brute-force propulsion system using SAND as the propulsion medium).

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:26 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

True enough and at lest the 15th are not doing a Tank Police rehash

Couldn't have; Tank Police post-dated SuperDimensional Cavalry Glorie.
Dominion was already post-Cyberpunk(it got more cheerful as the airborne pollution disappeared, and the anime series did away with the whole encroaching desert altogether(remember the sandship from the manga? Freakin' brute-force propulsion system using SAND as the propulsion medium).



No I never read the manga and I only saw a few EPs of Tank Police.

Dear Lord, just think what would happen if the Regis got a hold of a few surviving copies of Tank Police, two words: " Puma Sisters. "

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:38 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Dear Lord, just think what would happen if the Regis got a hold of a few surviving copies of Tank Police, two words: " Puma Sisters. "



Or creates them from prisoners.
"Well, Corporal Thonso doesn't mind the ears, but her partner Corporal Kolwalski does mind the sex change."

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:43 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Dear Lord, just think what would happen if the Regis got a hold of a few surviving copies of Tank Police, two words: " Puma Sisters. "



Or creates them from prisoners.
"Well, Corporal Thonso doesn't mind the ears, but her partner Corporal Kolwalski does mind the sex change."


True enough but given the sudden and massive drop in intelligence when it comes to creating the reincarnation of the Puma Sisters the Regis decied that it was a mistake to have tried to create the ultamit form for the Invid from human cultural recordings due to the epic annoyence factor of the newly created Puma Sisters

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:46 pm
by glitterboy2098
actually in the robotech game i play on fridays, one of our party wound up a catgirl after an encounter with an abandoned genesis pit.. later an invid prince changed himself into a catboy..

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 3:53 pm
by Kargan3033
glitterboy2098 wrote:actually in the robotech game i play on fridays, one of our party wound up a catgirl after an encounter with an abandoned genesis pit.. later an invid prince changed himself into a catboy..



Really?, sounds like a fun game.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:02 pm
by Arnie100
"Seriously...WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?!"
"Are you that dense that you haven't figured it out yet?! Ask that again and I'm gonna SHOOT you!!"
"But --"
BBBBBBBLLLLAAAAAMMMM!!!

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 4:50 pm
by Kargan3033
Nameless Teacher: “ Class today we have a new transfer student. “

New Transfer Student: “ Hi everyone I'm Alexander Purrrrrson, nice to meet you all. “

All the girls in the classroom squee with delight as they see that Alexander or Alex for short stands at a height of five feet elven inches with short unruly blond hair, dark green eyes and two cat ears.

*Next the girls notice that Alex is lean with a well defined body that is dressed in a leather coat, a white -t-shirt, black combat pants and scuffed up black combat boots as they sigh wistfully and lustfully as he walks over to an empty desk and stops when he sees a familiar face.*

*Sarah slowly opens her eyes as she is fighting off a bad hangover as she sees the blurry outline of some standing next to her desk, she blinks her eyes to help her vision clear.*

Sarah:” YOU!!!!!!! “

Alex:” Yep it's me, did you miss me sweetheart? “ he says with a friendly and lustful smirk as Sarah finds herself awash in feelings of love, lust, fond remembrance and sadness.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 7:30 pm
by SRoss
"Catboys and doggirls living together!?!" :frazz:

:eek: :eek: :eek: "IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE PEOPLE!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:08 pm
by taalismn
"SIT, boy!"
#WHAM# :thwak:
:ugh: "...how DOES she do that...?"

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:24 pm
by Kargan3033
SRoss wrote:"Catboys and doggirls living together!?!" :frazz:

:eek: :eek: :eek: "IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE PEOPLE!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


And you wonder why Lone Star is such a messed up place.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 5:23 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:[

And you wonder why Lone Star is such a messed up place.



Recombinant DNA, especially if you mix cat and dog genes.
Not that they'll try to fight THEMSELVES, but they get confused about whether they should sniff a stranger's posterior or rub themselves up against the new person's legs...

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:03 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

And you wonder why Lone Star is such a messed up place.



Recombinant DNA, especially if you mix cat and dog genes.
Not that they'll try to fight THEMSELVES, but they get confused about whether they should sniff a stranger's posterior or rub themselves up against the new person's legs...


Dat Boys:A good idea on paper, an abject failure in real life.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:09 pm
by taalismn
"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:26 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:31 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.



Only if they're self-fertilizing hermaphrodites or reproducing by cellular fission.
The manga 'Franken-Fran' actually has this problem, with a girl who reproduces asexually, with the implied threat that if allowed to go unchecked, she would exponentially out-populate humanity.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 7:34 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.



Only if they're self-fertilizing hermaphrodites or reproducing by cellular fission.
The manga 'Franken-Fran' actually has this problem, with a girl who reproduces asexually, with the implied threat that if allowed to go unchecked, she would exponentially out-populate humanity.


I'll have to look that one up.
Also was thinking more of the Snakemen or Cyrsalid from the 1st X-com game(The Dos verison) or the Tentclut from X-com Terror Of The Deep.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:01 pm
by SRoss
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.


SRoss: "Fortunately, I planned ahead and set up a device to release the Argillian Hyperfleas into the school ventilation system. I suggest we be at least 100 miles from here before that happens."

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:03 pm
by Kargan3033
SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.


SRoss: "Fortunately, I planned ahead and set up a device to release the Argillian Hyperfleas into the school ventilation system. I suggest we be at least 100 miles from here before that happens."


Wouldn't that be considered a crime against humanty and nature?

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:46 pm
by taalismn
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Wouldn't that be considered a crime against humanty and nature?



I am reminded of an old 'Spy Vs Spy' cartoon in Mad Magazine involving a dog suit, an infiltration plan, and a safe full of mutant fleas.... :D

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 8:49 pm
by Kargan3033
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Wouldn't that be considered a crime against humanty and nature?



I am reminded of an old 'Spy Vs Spy' cartoon in Mad Magazine involving a dog suit, an infiltration plan, and a safe full of mutant fleas.... :D


LOL I remember that one.

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:42 pm
by Alpha 11
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x


That depends on if Nova had a shower/bath scene(s) like Dana did, but then again Dana was always an exobishist at heart.


Plus there were some accidents, like the dress.

Kargan3033 wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:
:lol: :lol: Though by the Masters Saga, she did have a figure.


Ahh yes the imfamouse shower/bath scenes, I'm surprise they got inculded in the Robotech release/broadcasts.


Will have to re-watch Robotech period, beginning to not remember parts.

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x


That depends on if Nova had a shower/bath scene(s) like Dana did, but then again Dana was always an exobishist at heart.


Or at least enough of one that she knew how to use the awkwardness of implied nudity to quash questioning(she pops out of the shower wrapped in a towel knowing it will send brooding Bowie running away...). ;)


:lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Nova: "So I AM hotter then YOU!"
Dana: :x


That depends on if Nova had a shower/bath scene(s) like Dana did, but then again Dana was always an exobishist at heart.


Or at least enough of one that she knew how to use the awkwardness of implied nudity to quash questioning(she pops out of the shower wrapped in a towel knowing it will send brooding Bowie running away...). ;)


That is true and she did a towel drop when Nova came to get her for an award, maybe she was having flash backs to her days as a stripper, either that or she has a thing for Nova even though she had the hots for Zor which makes me wonder if she's a s**t for both teams.


It's always been guys, as far as I can tell.

taalismn wrote:"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."


:lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."


Bowie:" Why do I suddenly sense a Dirty Pair rip off? "


:lol: Good series.

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."


Bowie:" Why do I suddenly sense a Dirty Pair rip off? "



Genre-Savvy. It can be a wonderful thing.
As in Sean Philip's "I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE!"
Matched by Louie's "Lieutenant, if you recall what happened in that movie-!"


:lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Okay, Nova, you get the nightstick, but this time I get to carry and twirl the handcuffs."


Bowie:" Why do I suddenly sense a Dirty Pair rip off? "



Genre-Savvy. It can be a wonderful thing.
As in Sean Philip's "I'VE SEEN THIS MOVIE BEFORE!"
Matched by Louie's "Lieutenant, if you recall what happened in that movie-!"


True enough and at lest the 15th are not doing a Tank Police rehash


:lol: :lol: The world might not survive.

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

True enough and at lest the 15th are not doing a Tank Police rehash

Couldn't have; Tank Police post-dated SuperDimensional Cavalry Glorie.
Dominion was already post-Cyberpunk(it got more cheerful as the airborne pollution disappeared, and the anime series did away with the whole encroaching desert altogether(remember the sandship from the manga? Freakin' brute-force propulsion system using SAND as the propulsion medium).


Didn't know that info, thanks!

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

True enough and at lest the 15th are not doing a Tank Police rehash

Couldn't have; Tank Police post-dated SuperDimensional Cavalry Glorie.
Dominion was already post-Cyberpunk(it got more cheerful as the airborne pollution disappeared, and the anime series did away with the whole encroaching desert altogether(remember the sandship from the manga? Freakin' brute-force propulsion system using SAND as the propulsion medium).



No I never read the manga and I only saw a few EPs of Tank Police.

Dear Lord, just think what would happen if the Regis got a hold of a few surviving copies of Tank Police, two words: " Puma Sisters. "


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Dear Lord, just think what would happen if the Regis got a hold of a few surviving copies of Tank Police, two words: " Puma Sisters. "



Or creates them from prisoners.
"Well, Corporal Thonso doesn't mind the ears, but her partner Corporal Kolwalski does mind the sex change."


:lol: :lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

Dear Lord, just think what would happen if the Regis got a hold of a few surviving copies of Tank Police, two words: " Puma Sisters. "



Or creates them from prisoners.
"Well, Corporal Thonso doesn't mind the ears, but her partner Corporal Kolwalski does mind the sex change."


True enough but given the sudden and massive drop in intelligence when it comes to creating the reincarnation of the Puma Sisters the Regis decied that it was a mistake to have tried to create the ultamit form for the Invid from human cultural recordings due to the epic annoyence factor of the newly created Puma Sisters


:lol:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:43 pm
by Alpha 11
glitterboy2098 wrote:actually in the robotech game i play on fridays, one of our party wound up a catgirl after an encounter with an abandoned genesis pit.. later an invid prince changed himself into a catboy..


:lol: :lol: :shock:

Kargan3033 wrote:
glitterboy2098 wrote:actually in the robotech game i play on fridays, one of our party wound up a catgirl after an encounter with an abandoned genesis pit.. later an invid prince changed himself into a catboy..



Really?, sounds like a fun game.


Agree!

Arnie100 wrote:"Seriously...WHO WRITES THIS STUFF?!"
"Are you that dense that you haven't figured it out yet?! Ask that again and I'm gonna SHOOT you!!"
"But --"
BBBBBBBLLLLAAAAAMMMM!!!


:lol: :lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:Nameless Teacher: “ Class today we have a new transfer student. “

New Transfer Student: “ Hi everyone I'm Alexander Purrrrrson, nice to meet you all. “

All the girls in the classroom squee with delight as they see that Alexander or Alex for short stands at a height of five feet elven inches with short unruly blond hair, dark green eyes and two cat ears.

*Next the girls notice that Alex is lean with a well defined body that is dressed in a leather coat, a white -t-shirt, black combat pants and scuffed up black combat boots as they sigh wistfully and lustfully as he walks over to an empty desk and stops when he sees a familiar face.*

*Sarah slowly opens her eyes as she is fighting off a bad hangover as she sees the blurry outline of some standing next to her desk, she blinks her eyes to help her vision clear.*

Sarah:” YOU!!!!!!! “

Alex:” Yep it's me, did you miss me sweetheart? “ he says with a friendly and lustful smirk as Sarah finds herself awash in feelings of love, lust, fond remembrance and sadness.


:lol:

SRoss wrote:"Catboys and doggirls living together!?!" :frazz:

:eek: :eek: :eek: "IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE PEOPLE!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


:lol: :lol:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:44 pm
by Alpha 11
taalismn wrote:"SIT, boy!"
#WHAM# :thwak:
:ugh: "...how DOES she do that...?"


:lol: :lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Catboys and doggirls living together!?!" :frazz:

:eek: :eek: :eek: "IT'S A SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE PEOPLE!!!" :eek: :eek: :eek:


And you wonder why Lone Star is such a messed up place.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

And you wonder why Lone Star is such a messed up place.



Recombinant DNA, especially if you mix cat and dog genes.
Not that they'll try to fight THEMSELVES, but they get confused about whether they should sniff a stranger's posterior or rub themselves up against the new person's legs...


:lol: :lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[

And you wonder why Lone Star is such a messed up place.



Recombinant DNA, especially if you mix cat and dog genes.
Not that they'll try to fight THEMSELVES, but they get confused about whether they should sniff a stranger's posterior or rub themselves up against the new person's legs...


Dat Boys:A good idea on paper, an abject failure in real life.


:lol:

taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


:lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.


:shock: Would not be surprised if that happen.

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.



Only if they're self-fertilizing hermaphrodites or reproducing by cellular fission.
The manga 'Franken-Fran' actually has this problem, with a girl who reproduces asexually, with the implied threat that if allowed to go unchecked, she would exponentially out-populate humanity.


:eek:

Re: Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2015 9:45 pm
by Alpha 11
SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.


SRoss: "Fortunately, I planned ahead and set up a device to release the Argillian Hyperfleas into the school ventilation system. I suggest we be at least 100 miles from here before that happens."


:lol: :lol:

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Remember, spay or neuter your chimeras!"
Dorochet, Marta, Bida, Lao, Ulchi, and Heinkel all cringe/wince, and start looking nervously around...


Given that they are part Cat Boy and Part Dog Girl they would quickly over run the earth because they could breed with themselves when the monthly breeding frenzy comes upon them.


SRoss: "Fortunately, I planned ahead and set up a device to release the Argillian Hyperfleas into the school ventilation system. I suggest we be at least 100 miles from here before that happens."


Wouldn't that be considered a crime against humanty and nature?


:lol:

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:[
Wouldn't that be considered a crime against humanty and nature?



I am reminded of an old 'Spy Vs Spy' cartoon in Mad Magazine involving a dog suit, an infiltration plan, and a safe full of mutant fleas.... :D


:lol: :lol: