Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

[Kargan3033]

Dana:" How the hell could I have lost out to Nova that fridged ****? "

*Nova standing behind Dana*

Nova:" I'm not fridged, it just takes a bit more to *warm* me up unlike you, you tramp, not to mention I have more CLASS and self respect." "

Marie:" Thank God I have my man. "

*Sean sneaks up behind Marie with a large box and dumps a large pile of roses on her*

Sean:" God I have missed you, I can't believe I had to stay after class because I failed my Social Studies class. "

[Alpha 11]

Dana:" How the hell could I have lost out to Nova that fridged ****? "

*Nova standing behind Dana*

Nova:" I'm not fridged, it just takes a bit more to *warm* me up un like you you tramp, not to mention I have more CLASS and self respect." "

Marine:" That God I have my man. "

*Sean sneaks up behind Marise with a large box and dumps a large pile of roses on her*

Sean:" God I have missed you, I can't believe I had to stay after class because I failed my Social Studies class. "

[SRoss]

Naval Weapons and Tactics

"Class I'd like to introduce you to your new instructor."

Ashigara

[taalismn]

'No ASW practice in the school pool! Our insurance bond doesn't cover depth charge damage."

[Arnie100]

"And I thought that's why we had that big swimming pool for..."

[SRoss]

'No ASW practice in the school pool! Our insurance bond doesn't cover depth charge damage."

"We're still insurable!?!"

[SRoss]

Sean: "They say she's so mean because she failed to meet anyone at the last mix..."

#THUNK!#

Sean takes a desk stapler between the eyes.

Ashigara: "No taking in class."

Dana: "Now that's what I call precision shooting"

[Alpha 11]

Naval Weapons and Tactics

"Class I'd like to introduce you to your new instructor."

Ashigara

'No ASW practice in the school pool! Our insurance bond doesn't cover depth charge damage."

"And I thought that's why we had that big swimming pool for..."

'No ASW practice in the school pool! Our insurance bond doesn't cover depth charge damage."

"We're still insurable!?!"

Sean: "They say she's so mean because she failed to meet anyone at the last mix..."

#THUNK!#

Sean takes a desk stapler between the eyes.

Ashigara: "No taking in class."

Dana: "Now that's what I call precision shooting"

[taalismn]

Sean: "They say she's so mean because she failed to meet anyone at the last mix..."

#THUNK!#

Sean takes a desk stapler between the eyes.

Ashigara: "No taking in class."

Dana: "Now that's what I call precision shooting"

Better a stapler than a live grenade(the History teacher had to warned about that habit).

[Alpha 11]

Sean: "They say she's so mean because she failed to meet anyone at the last mix..."

#THUNK!#

Sean takes a desk stapler between the eyes.

Ashigara: "No taking in class."

Dana: "Now that's what I call precision shooting"

Better a stapler than a live grenade(the History teacher had to warned about that habit).

[Chronicler]

Sean: "They say she's so mean because she failed to meet anyone at the last mix..."

#THUNK!#

Sean takes a desk stapler between the eyes.

Ashigara: "No taking in class."

Dana: "Now that's what I call precision shooting"

Better a stapler than a live grenade(the History teacher had to warned about that habit).

Chronicler: Well sorry about that But that is the only way to get to these guys.

[taalismn]

[
Chronicler: Well sorry about that But that is the only way to get to these guys.

Lemme me guess...it was the lesson unit about the founding of the Nobel Peace Prize.

[Chronicler]

[
Chronicler: Well sorry about that But that is the only way to get to these guys.

Lemme me guess...it was the lesson unit about the founding of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Hey I'm a hands on type of teacher.

[taalismn]

Remedial Studies Class MHS#69

"Okay, class, tell me, who was Zor and what did he invent?"
"EW! EW! EW! I know! I know!"
"Yes, you may answer the question."
"He invented the nuclear toaster!"
"...no, that's not it."
"It's not?"
"No, it's not."
"Ah, he invented the hyperspace pencil sharpener?"
"No, not that either."
"...ah, Proto-Cola?"
"No. Next! Who can tell me what Zor is famous for inventing? Yes, young lady?"
""Self-cleaning underwear!"
*sigh* "...as if I need any more reasons to drink..."

[SRoss]

Remedial Studies Class MHS#69

"Okay, class, tell me, who was Zor and what did he invent?"
"EW! EW! EW! I know! I know!"
"Yes, you may answer the question."
"He invented the nuclear toaster!"
"...no, that's not it."
"It's not?"
"No, it's not."
"Ah, he invented the hyperspace pencil sharpener?"
"No, not that either."
"...ah, Proto-Cola?"
"No. Next! Who can tell me what Zor is famous for inventing? Yes, young lady?"
"Self-cleaning underwear!"
*sigh* "...as if I need any more reasons to drink..."

Astraea: "Ooo, I know! Is the answer Purple?"

"No. What about you young lady?"

Yūdachi: "Poi!?!"

[Alpha 11]

Sean: "They say she's so mean because she failed to meet anyone at the last mix..."

#THUNK!#

Sean takes a desk stapler between the eyes.

Ashigara: "No taking in class."

Dana: "Now that's what I call precision shooting"

Better a stapler than a live grenade(the History teacher had to warned about that habit).

Chronicler: Well sorry about that But that is the only way to get to these guys.

[
Chronicler: Well sorry about that But that is the only way to get to these guys.

Lemme me guess...it was the lesson unit about the founding of the Nobel Peace Prize.

[
Chronicler: Well sorry about that But that is the only way to get to these guys.

Lemme me guess...it was the lesson unit about the founding of the Nobel Peace Prize.

Hey I'm a hands on type of teacher.

Remedial Studies Class MHS#69

"Okay, class, tell me, who was Zor and what did he invent?"
"EW! EW! EW! I know! I know!"
"Yes, you may answer the question."
"He invented the nuclear toaster!"
"...no, that's not it."
"It's not?"
"No, it's not."
"Ah, he invented the hyperspace pencil sharpener?"
"No, not that either."
"...ah, Proto-Cola?"
"No. Next! Who can tell me what Zor is famous for inventing? Yes, young lady?"
""Self-cleaning underwear!"
*sigh* "...as if I need any more reasons to drink..."

Remedial Studies Class MHS#69

"Okay, class, tell me, who was Zor and what did he invent?"
"EW! EW! EW! I know! I know!"
"Yes, you may answer the question."
"He invented the nuclear toaster!"
"...no, that's not it."
"It's not?"
"No, it's not."
"Ah, he invented the hyperspace pencil sharpener?"
"No, not that either."
"...ah, Proto-Cola?"
"No. Next! Who can tell me what Zor is famous for inventing? Yes, young lady?"
"Self-cleaning underwear!"
*sigh* "...as if I need any more reasons to drink..."

Astraea: "Ooo, I know! Is the answer Purple?"

"No. What about you young lady?"

Yūdachi: "Poi!?!"

[taalismn]

"Look at this way...at least you're not teaching Sex Ed."
"True."

-----
"NO! THAT DOES NOT GO IN THERE!!!"

[Chronicler]

"Look at this way...at least you're not teaching Sex Ed."
"True."

-----
"NO! THAT DOES NOT GO IN THERE!!!"

Chronicler: "Why do I have to teach Sex Ed.!?! What happen to the health teacher!?!"

Principal: "Aneurism."

Chronicler: "Hire a new one then!"

Principal: "We never got any applicants. No one wants to work here."

Chronicler: "Then you better pay me double then. I'm already getting what constitutes as hazard pay for history."

Principal: "But with the budget cu-"

Chronicler: *Slowly places an unpinned grenade on desk*

Principal: "... You're just bluffing like the rest of the union."

Chronicler: "I got writers armor. What about you."

Principal: "You don't scare m-"

*ping*




Nova: "Wow "

*The student body and teachers union are gawking at what use to be the office area of the school. In the middle of the crater we see a chard Chronicler*

Chronicler: "I don't bluff"


Edit: auto correct sucks.

[taalismn]

Principle: (pushig off the charred remains of his desk) "..I'm a Jones...you think this sort of thing is NEW to me?"
Chronicler: "...oh, one of THEM..."

[Alpha 11]

"Look at this way...at least you're not teaching Sex Ed."
"True."

-----
"NO! THAT DOES NOT GO IN THERE!!!"

"Look at this way...at least you're not teaching Sex Ed."
"True."

-----
"NO! THAT DOES NOT GO IN THERE!!!"

Chronicler: "Why do I have to teach Sex Ed.!?! What happen to the health teacher!?!"

Principal: "Aneurism."

Chronicler: "Hire a new one then!"

Principal: "We never got any applicants. No one wants to work here."

Chronicler: "Then you better pay me double then. I'm already getting what constitutes as hazard pay for history."

Principal: "But with the budget cu-"

Chronicler: *Slowly places an unpinned grenade on desk*

Principal: "... You're just bluffing like the rest of the union."

Chronicler: "I got writers armor. What about you."

Principal: "You don't scare m-"

*ping*




Nova: "Wow "

*The student body and teachers union are gawking at what use to be the office area of the school. In the middle of the crater we see a chard Chronicler*

Chronicler: "I don't bluff"


Edit: auto correct sucks.

Principle: (pushig off the charred remains of his desk) "..I'm a Jones...you think this sort of thing is NEW to me?"
Chronicler: "...oh, one of THEM..."

[Arnie100]

Minmei: "What about me? I could --"
Lisa: "Oh, please...I bet you're still a virgin."

[taalismn]

Minmei: "What about me? I could --"
Lisa: "Oh, please...I bet you're still a virgin."

Minmei: "Given what I've been through, I'm halfway grateful that's still the case..."

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "What about me? I could --"
Lisa: "Oh, please...I bet you're still a virgin."

Minmei: "What about me? I could --"
Lisa: "Oh, please...I bet you're still a virgin."

Minmei: "Given what I've been through, I'm halfway grateful that's still the case..."

[Kargan3033]

Minmei: "What about me? I could --"
Lisa: "Oh, please...I bet you're still a virgin."

Minmei: "Given what I've been through, I'm halfway grateful that's still the case..."

*Kyle wipser to Lisa*
Kyle: " Just don't ask her about *Back Yard Shenanigans "

[SRoss]

Fubuki: "Miss Hunter? What kind of ship is Minmei?"

Wolf: "A wide bottom barge I'd say."

Minmei pulls a neutronium mallet out of her purse.

Wolf: (starting to run) "I really should have thought before saying that out loud!!!"

[taalismn]

Fubuki: "Miss Hunter? What kind of ship is Minmei?"

Wolf: "A wide bottom barge I'd say."

Minmei pulls a neutronium mallet out of her purse.

Wolf: (starting to run) "I really should have thought before saying that out loud!!!"

"Hey, Wolf! Bend over for your suppository!"
"Where'd Minmei get that Kaiten?"
"Aren't those things MANNED?"
Kyle: (inside cockpit)"...unfortunately...."

[Kargan3033]

Fubuki: "Miss Hunter? What kind of ship is Minmei?"

Wolf: "A wide bottom barge I'd say."

Minmei pulls a neutronium mallet out of her purse.

Wolf: (starting to run) "I really should have thought before saying that out loud!!!"

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

[taalismn]

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

"Allow me to demonstrate why I am considered to be 'the most dangerous catch'!"

[Alpha 11]

Minmei: "What about me? I could --"
Lisa: "Oh, please...I bet you're still a virgin."

Minmei: "Given what I've been through, I'm halfway grateful that's still the case..."

*Kyle wipser to Lisa*
Kyle: " Just don't ask her about *Back Yard Shenanigans "

Fubuki: "Miss Hunter? What kind of ship is Minmei?"

Wolf: "A wide bottom barge I'd say."

Minmei pulls a neutronium mallet out of her purse.

Wolf: (starting to run) "I really should have thought before saying that out loud!!!"

Fubuki: "Miss Hunter? What kind of ship is Minmei?"

Wolf: "A wide bottom barge I'd say."

Minmei pulls a neutronium mallet out of her purse.

Wolf: (starting to run) "I really should have thought before saying that out loud!!!"

"Hey, Wolf! Bend over for your suppository!"
"Where'd Minmei get that Kaiten?"
"Aren't those things MANNED?"
Kyle: (inside cockpit)"...unfortunately...."

Fubuki: "Miss Hunter? What kind of ship is Minmei?"

Wolf: "A wide bottom barge I'd say."

Minmei pulls a neutronium mallet out of her purse.

Wolf: (starting to run) "I really should have thought before saying that out loud!!!"

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

"Allow me to demonstrate why I am considered to be 'the most dangerous catch'!"

[taalismn]

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

"Allow me to demonstrate why I am considered to be 'the most dangerous catch'!"

"Because you're crabby, spiky and frigi-iUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

[Kargan3033]

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

"Allow me to demonstrate why I am considered to be 'the most dangerous catch'!"

"Because you're crabby, spiky and frigi-iUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

And that just goes to show that The Truth HURTS in so many ways.

[taalismn]

"No, it's because she drinks like a fiSSHHHAAAGGGAGGGAAGGGHHAGGGHHHHAGGGHHHH!"
"Wow....Minmei, you taze..."

[Kargan3033]

"No, it's because she drinks like a fiSSHHHAAAGGGAGGGAAGGGHHAGGGHHHHAGGGHHHH!"
"Wow....Minmei, you taze..."

To her that is considered to be foreplay after a glass of near beer, at lest one good thing about that is she's a really cheap drunk.

[taalismn]

"What's more impressive is that considering everybody around here routinely wears bullet-proof vests and asbestos-lined underwear, you still managed to get the contacts into bare flesh."
"I have more reason than most to make head shots."
"Yeah, but the EYEBALLS?!"

[Kargan3033]

"What's more impressive is that considering everybody around here routinely wears bullet-proof vests and asbestos-lined underwear, you still managed to get the contacts into bare flesh."
"I have more reason than most to make head shots."
"Yeah, but the EYEBALLS?!"

Well is been said that her acuracy is a real eye opening expernce.

I guess she just trying to get people to see the *brighter* side of life.

[taalismn]

"School power grid just flickered again."
"...uggghhh!...."
"Tell Miss Minmei that the power bill overcharge is coming out of HER pocket."

[Kargan3033]

"School power grid just flickered again."
"...uggghhh!...."
"Tell Miss Minmei that the power bill overcharge is coming out of HER pocket."

Minmei: " What do you mean I'm broke?! "

[taalismn]

Minmei: " What do you mean I'm broke?! "

As if her psychiatrist hasn't told her that already.

[Kargan3033]

Minmei: " What do you mean I'm broke?! "

As if her psychiatrist hasn't told her that already.

Of crouse they didn't, being a cheap ass and mean drunk would you want to tell her she's broke?

At lest she's not hitting up Rick for child suport.

[Alpha 11]

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

"Allow me to demonstrate why I am considered to be 'the most dangerous catch'!"

"Because you're crabby, spiky and frigi-iUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

At lest he didn't say she was a flat decked fishing trawler.

"Allow me to demonstrate why I am considered to be 'the most dangerous catch'!"

"Because you're crabby, spiky and frigi-iUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

And that just goes to show that The Truth HURTS in so many ways.

"No, it's because she drinks like a fiSSHHHAAAGGGAGGGAAGGGHHAGGGHHHHAGGGHHHH!"
"Wow....Minmei, you taze..."

"No, it's because she drinks like a fiSSHHHAAAGGGAGGGAAGGGHHAGGGHHHHAGGGHHHH!"
"Wow....Minmei, you taze..."

To her that is considered to be foreplay after a glass of near beer, at lest one good thing about that is she's a really cheap drunk.

"What's more impressive is that considering everybody around here routinely wears bullet-proof vests and asbestos-lined underwear, you still managed to get the contacts into bare flesh."
"I have more reason than most to make head shots."
"Yeah, but the EYEBALLS?!"

"What's more impressive is that considering everybody around here routinely wears bullet-proof vests and asbestos-lined underwear, you still managed to get the contacts into bare flesh."
"I have more reason than most to make head shots."
"Yeah, but the EYEBALLS?!"

Well is been said that her acuracy is a real eye opening expernce.

I guess she just trying to get people to see the *brighter* side of life.

"School power grid just flickered again."
"...uggghhh!...."
"Tell Miss Minmei that the power bill overcharge is coming out of HER pocket."

"School power grid just flickered again."
"...uggghhh!...."
"Tell Miss Minmei that the power bill overcharge is coming out of HER pocket."

Minmei: " What do you mean I'm broke?! "

Minmei: " What do you mean I'm broke?! "

As if her psychiatrist hasn't told her that already.

Minmei: " What do you mean I'm broke?! "

As if her psychiatrist hasn't told her that already.

Of crouse they didn't, being a cheap ass and mean drunk would you want to tell her she's broke?

At lest she's not hitting up Rick for child suport.

[Kargan3033]

At lest she's not hitting up Rick for child suport.

" Today on Springer we will reveal the results of the DNA teat of Minmei's child who she clames was father by Rick Hunter when they were where alone nine moths after the launch of the SDF-3. "

" And the father is......wait that can't be right?! "

Minmei:" Well is Rick the father or not? "

*Rick praying to all the dark Gods*

*Lisa glaring evilly at both Rick and Minmei*

" The test says that the father of your child is Tommy Lune. "


Kyle: " Minmei how could you, you said our daughter was our secert love child! "

[SRoss]

Tommy: "ACTIVATE EMERGENCY DIMENSIONAL TELEPORT!!!"

[Kargan3033]

Tommy: "ACTIVATE EMERGENCY DIMENSIONAL TELEPORT!!!"

No, not that Tommy, if I recall rightly Tommy Lune(SP?) is/was the mayor of macross city.

[SRoss]

Tommy: "I learned long ago not to take any chances."

Teleports...

Tommy: "Where the hell am I!?!"

Jones: "Wouldn't you like to know!?!"

[taalismn]

"Are you familiar with the 'world as myth' thesis, Tommy?"
"Only in passing."
"Well, it states that worlds are written by popular consensus, of that the more is created about a particular storyline, the greater the chance that somewhere in the multiverse, that worldline is generated as reality."
"That's very interesting, but how does iy have any bearing on what I'm doing..Oh, you mean I'm creating reality with my writing?"
"No, actually, that many fans have outstripped you in writing worldline material ...and you're in one of those fan universes."
"Oh no...."
"Welcome to hell, author-boy."

[Kargan3033]

"Are you familiar with the 'world as myth' thesis, Tommy?"
"Only in passing."
"Well, it states that worlds are written by popular consensus, of that the more is created about a particular storyline, the greater the chance that somewhere in the multiverse, that worldline is generated as reality."
"That's very interesting, but how does iy have any bearing on what I'm doing..Oh, you mean I'm creating reality with my writing?"
"No, actually, that many fans have outstripped you in writing worldline material ...and you're in one of those fan universes."
"Oh no...."
"Welcome to hell, author-boy."

" Hey Tommy, you realize that this situation you now find yourself in and divine retrabution for your grave mistake. "

" What Grave Mistake? "

" Look behind you for the answer if you dare. "

* Tommy turns around as he feel the icy cold hand of fear tearing at his spine. *

Annie:" MY DREAMBOAT IS HERE! "

[taalismn]

Lesson for the Day: If Somebody Sez 'Look Behind You', DON'T Look Behind you. Start Running. Fast.

[SRoss]

"You really think running would save ANYONE from her?"

[Alpha 11]

At lest she's not hitting up Rick for child suport.

" Today on Springer we will reveal the results of the DNA teat of Minmei's child who she clames was father by Rick Hunter when they were where alone nine moths after the launch of the SDF-3. "

" And the father is......wait that can't be right?! "

Minmei:" Well is Rick the father or not? "

*Rick praying to all the dark Gods*

*Lisa glaring evilly at both Rick and Minmei*

" The test says that the father of your child is Tommy Lune. "


Kyle: " Minmei how could you, you said our daughter was our secert love child! "

Tommy: "ACTIVATE EMERGENCY DIMENSIONAL TELEPORT!!!"

[Alpha 11]

Tommy: "ACTIVATE EMERGENCY DIMENSIONAL TELEPORT!!!"

No, not that Tommy, if I recall rightly Tommy Lune(SP?) is/was the mayor of macross city.

Tommy: "I learned long ago not to take any chances."

Teleports...

Tommy: "Where the hell am I!?!"

Jones: "Wouldn't you like to know!?!"

"Are you familiar with the 'world as myth' thesis, Tommy?"
"Only in passing."
"Well, it states that worlds are written by popular consensus, of that the more is created about a particular storyline, the greater the chance that somewhere in the multiverse, that worldline is generated as reality."
"That's very interesting, but how does iy have any bearing on what I'm doing..Oh, you mean I'm creating reality with my writing?"
"No, actually, that many fans have outstripped you in writing worldline material ...and you're in one of those fan universes."
"Oh no...."
"Welcome to hell, author-boy."

"Are you familiar with the 'world as myth' thesis, Tommy?"
"Only in passing."
"Well, it states that worlds are written by popular consensus, of that the more is created about a particular storyline, the greater the chance that somewhere in the multiverse, that worldline is generated as reality."
"That's very interesting, but how does iy have any bearing on what I'm doing..Oh, you mean I'm creating reality with my writing?"
"No, actually, that many fans have outstripped you in writing worldline material ...and you're in one of those fan universes."
"Oh no...."
"Welcome to hell, author-boy."

" Hey Tommy, you realize that this situation you now find yourself in and divine retrabution for your grave mistake. "

" What Grave Mistake? "

" Look behind you for the answer if you dare. "

* Tommy turns around as he feel the icy cold hand of fear tearing at his spine. *

Annie:" MY DREAMBOAT IS HERE! "

Lesson for the Day: If Somebody Sez 'Look Behind You', DON'T Look Behind you. Start Running. Fast.

"You really think running would save ANYONE from her?"

For most beings in the multiverse, no.