Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 10:11 pm

Minmei: "I really don't appreciate the traffic cop following me around the dance floor with a breathalyzer in one hand, a ticket book in the other, and that vulture-like expression of anticipatory glee all over her face."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Apr 29, 2015 11:27 pm

Chronicler wrote:
Chronicler wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

2# Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

#5 Another Brick in the Wall (parts 1,2, and 3) Performed by Korn, made famous by Pink Floyd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roz8l0kd2xA

Lisa: "Who invited them!?!"

Principal Jones:

Nova: "Sir, you are evil and have no taste."

*Moments later*

Civil Defense Officer: *Looks at the mass riots of students from Multiple districts* "Prom night."

Students: ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

SRoss wrote:Gendo: (Slipping into the auditorium) "Ha! They'll never recognize me clean shaven. Soon I will control this school, then the Multiverse."

Sisters of cle Repentia: "Surprise morality check, can you please accompany us to the broom closet you handsome man."

"How long til they work out he isn't a Stirling?

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "I really don't appreciate the traffic cop following me around the dance floor with a breathalyzer in one hand, a ticket book in the other, and that vulture-like expression of anticipatory glee all over her face."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 04, 2015 7:37 pm

"Okay, who spiked the punchbowl?"
"Who DIDN'T? There's so many layers of liquor in this bowl, it's got STRATA."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon May 04, 2015 9:29 pm

"Do to budgetary constraints we've had to go with new equipment for the Mecha driving class."

New Mecha

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 05, 2015 12:34 am

taalismn wrote:"Okay, who spiked the punchbowl?"
"Who DIDN'T? There's so many layers of liquor in this bowl, it's got STRATA."

SRoss wrote:"Do to budgetary constraints we've had to go with new equipped for the Mecha driving class."

New Mecha

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 05, 2015 10:52 pm

"Battle School, we're NOT."
"True; we only have weightlessness in the gymnasium when e have another gas leak explosion."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 06, 2015 9:47 pm

"Unfortunately the same contractor is supplying protective gear for the staff this year." :nh:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 06, 2015 11:27 pm

taalismn wrote:"Battle School, we're NOT."
"True; we only have weightlessness in the gymnasium when e have another gas leak explosion."

SRoss wrote:"Unfortunately the same contractor is supplying protective gear for the staff this year."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 07, 2015 1:17 pm

"So...paper mache is the new asbestos?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 07, 2015 9:21 pm

taalismn wrote:"So...paper mache is the new asbestos?"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri May 15, 2015 10:22 pm

Edwards: "I AM NOT WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 16, 2015 11:13 am

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I AM NOT WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX!!"

Kyle: "Why not? You're wearing a bodybag the rest of the year."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat May 16, 2015 6:28 pm

Edwards: "Well...that's...besides the point..."
Kyle: "Besides' its cheaper for the bean counters. They don't have to look far to get you a new ...ahem...mecha..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Mon May 18, 2015 9:04 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I AM NOT WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX!!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I AM NOT WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX!!"

Kyle: "Why not? You're wearing a bodybag the rest of the year."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Well...that's...besides the point..."
Kyle: "Besides' its cheaper for the bean counters. They don't have to look far to get you a new ...ahem...mecha..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:33 pm

"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 19, 2015 7:27 pm

SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

"Add this to the list of poorly designed mecha, after all the work that went into creating 'virtual cockpit' technology, or at least hybrids that combine Mark One Eyeball with advanced sensors and all-around protective coverage."

(Dragon-Eaten Norma Paramail Pilot: "Tell me about it; what I would have given for a decent VF-1 or even a SAMAS.")

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 19, 2015 7:33 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

"Add this to the list of poorly designed mecha, after all the work that went into creating 'virtual cockpit' technology, or at least hybrids that combine Mark One Eyeball with advanced sensors and all-around protective coverage."

(Dragon-Eaten Norma Paramail Pilot: "Tell me about it; what I would have given for a decent VF-1 or even a SAMAS.")

"Oh the Paramails are going to the senor girl's class."

Dana: "Say what now!?!" :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 19, 2015 7:57 pm

"Thanks, but no; I think I'll stick with open-seat biplanes."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 19, 2015 10:46 pm

SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

"Add this to the list of poorly designed mecha, after all the work that went into creating 'virtual cockpit' technology, or at least hybrids that combine Mark One Eyeball with advanced sensors and all-around protective coverage."

(Dragon-Eaten Norma Paramail Pilot: "Tell me about it; what I would have given for a decent VF-1 or even a SAMAS.")

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

"Add this to the list of poorly designed mecha, after all the work that went into creating 'virtual cockpit' technology, or at least hybrids that combine Mark One Eyeball with advanced sensors and all-around protective coverage."

(Dragon-Eaten Norma Paramail Pilot: "Tell me about it; what I would have given for a decent VF-1 or even a SAMAS.")

"Oh the Paramails are going to the senor girl's class."

Dana: "Say what now!?!"

taalismn wrote:"Thanks, but no; I think I'll stick with open-seat biplanes."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:18 pm

"Yah know, the later model Glouster Gladiators DID have fully enclosed cabins..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu May 21, 2015 8:39 pm

taalismn wrote:"Yah know, the later model Gloucester Gladiators DID have fully enclosed cabins..."

Kyle: "This would probably a bad time for me to mention I traded the planes for porn." :erm:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 21, 2015 11:23 pm

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Yah know, the later model Gloucester Gladiators DID have fully enclosed cabins..."

Kyle: "This would probably a bad time for me to mention I traded the planes for porn."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 25, 2015 10:24 pm

"Conrats, Mister Kyle; you're the door monitor at the senior prom."
"That can't be too hard-"
"Remember; NO weapons are allowed inside."
"Uh-oh...."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:04 am

taalismn wrote:"Conrats, Mister Kyle; you're the door monitor at the senior prom."
"That can't be too hard-"
"Remember; NO weapons are allowed inside."
"Uh-oh...."

"What about people who ARE weapons?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 26, 2015 5:17 pm

"Mister Kyle, you were supposed to look FOR weapons, not smuggle them in..."
"But-"
"And you're ESPECIALLY not to get yourself in a position where the students force you to become a mule to smuggle contraband past security. By the way, how are the laxatives working for you?"
"...ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:35 pm

GMP Officer #1: "Ah mam!!! If I wanted to play with poo I'd have joined the BSS!!!"

GMP Officer #2: "They don't pay us enough for this sh*t!!!" :nh:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 26, 2015 8:52 pm

GMP Officer: "...aw man, this is bad...."
Kyle: "..I get very afraid when somebody studying anything associated with my colon states saying 'this is bad'...Care to be more specific?"
GMP Officer: "Contraband's looking nuclear."
Kyle: "...I really hope that's a slang term..."
GMP Officer: "No, I mean 'nuclear' as in 'radiological'."
Kyle: "..can we go back to being vague?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 26, 2015 9:01 pm

GMP Officer #1: "Uh, think we could transfer to the follow Minmei Detail?" :eek:

GMP Officer #2: "Too late. The E.B.S.I.S. loaned First Squad to Miss Hunter for that."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 26, 2015 10:41 pm

About bloody time the Japanese made an anime storyline AGAINST the Nazis...of course, to do it, they link it with the (Stalin-era) Soviets....

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue May 26, 2015 11:39 pm

taalismn wrote:"Conrats, Mister Kyle; you're the door monitor at the senior prom."
"That can't be too hard-"
"Remember; NO weapons are allowed inside."
"Uh-oh...."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Conrats, Mister Kyle; you're the door monitor at the senior prom."
"That can't be too hard-"
"Remember; NO weapons are allowed inside."
"Uh-oh...."

"What about people who ARE weapons?"

taalismn wrote:"Mister Kyle, you were supposed to look FOR weapons, not smuggle them in..."
"But-"
"And you're ESPECIALLY not to get yourself in a position where the students force you to become a mule to smuggle contraband past security. By the way, how are the laxatives working for you?"
"...ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"

SRoss wrote:GMP Officer #1: "Ah mam!!! If I wanted to play with poo I'd have joined the BSS!!!"

GMP Officer #2: "They don't pay us enough for this sh*t!!!"

taalismn wrote:GMP Officer: "...aw man, this is bad...."
Kyle: "..I get very afraid when somebody studying anything associated with my colon states saying 'this is bad'...Care to be more specific?"
GMP Officer: "Contraband's looking nuclear."
Kyle: "...I really hope that's a slang term..."
GMP Officer: "No, I mean 'nuclear' as in 'radiological'."
Kyle: "..can we go back to being vague?"

SRoss wrote:GMP Officer #1: "Uh, think we could transfer to the follow Minmei Detail?"

GMP Officer #2: "Too late. The E.B.S.I.S. loaned First Squad to Miss Hunter for that."

Not a bad film. And is following Minmei that bad? :shock:

taalismn wrote:About bloody time the Japanese made an anime storyline AGAINST the Nazis...of course, to do it, they link it with the (Stalin-era) Soviets....

They've done a few against them. Hellsing comes to mind, along with Black Lagoon.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed May 27, 2015 12:30 pm

When Minmei is at the Prom, drunk, and on the hunt? Yeah, it's that bad...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 27, 2015 11:22 pm

SRoss wrote:When Minmei is at the Prom, drunk, and on the hunt? Yeah, it's that bad...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 28, 2015 1:17 pm

And if she SCORES, it's a sign of the Apocalypse...

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu May 28, 2015 4:11 pm

taalismn wrote:And if she SCORES, it's a sign of the Apocalypse...

"Where is she now!"

Nadya: (Wearing a blindfold, pointing) "She's at the punch table commiserating her fate to die an old maid. Hestia is beside her, nodding agreement and stuffing the hors d'oeuvres into a Tupperware container."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 28, 2015 4:35 pm

"Just be glad Urd isn't here, spiking the punchbowl."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu May 28, 2015 10:21 pm

taalismn wrote:And if she SCORES, it's a sign of the Apocalypse...

... That will happen in 5 seconds. :twisted:

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:And if she SCORES, it's a sign of the Apocalypse...

"Where is she now!"

Nadya: (Wearing a blindfold, pointing) "She's at the punch table commiserating her fate to die an old maid. Hestia is beside her, nodding agreement and stuffing the hors d'oeuvres into a Tupperware container."

taalismn wrote:"Just be glad Urd isn't here, spiking the punchbowl."

She just left with a big grin on her face. :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 29, 2015 9:20 am

Alpha 11 wrote:[
She just left with a big grin on her face.

"It's for situations like this that we have Biohazard on speed-dial."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 29, 2015 3:00 pm

"Biohazard..."

"Punch Bowl?"

"Wait! You're calling from MCH #69!?!" :eek:

(Faking the tone of a recorded message) "I'm sorry, all Biohzard personnel are currently occupied... Please leave a message and your call will be responded to in order of priority..."

GMP Officer: "Damn! Why does that always happen when we call from here?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 29, 2015 8:00 pm

"As I recall the last time Urd 'spiced up' a gathering..."
"How are the claw marks feeling. sir?"
"Still itching, especially when I think of them...or go anywhere NEAR the Monument City Zoo."
"How close? As I recall the terms of the restraining order..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 29, 2015 9:19 pm

taalismn wrote:"As I recall the last time Urd 'spiced up' a gathering..."
"How are the claw marks feeling. sir?"
"Still itching, especially when I think of them...or go anywhere NEAR the Monument City Zoo."
"How close? As I recall the terms of the restraining order..."

Stan Lee: (Stumbling past, nakid) "Excelsior!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 29, 2015 9:47 pm

"And what's a prom at this school without plenty of brain bleach...."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri May 29, 2015 11:56 pm

taalismn wrote:
Alpha 11 wrote:[
She just left with a big grin on her face.

"It's for situations like this that we have Biohazard on speed-dial."

SRoss wrote:"Biohazard..."

"Punch Bowl?"

"Wait! You're calling from MCH #69!?!"

(Faking the tone of a recorded message) "I'm sorry, all Biohzard personnel are currently occupied... Please leave a message and your call will be responded to in order of priority..."

GMP Officer: "Damn! Why does that always happen when we call from here?"

taalismn wrote:"As I recall the last time Urd 'spiced up' a gathering..."
"How are the claw marks feeling. sir?"
"Still itching, especially when I think of them...or go anywhere NEAR the Monument City Zoo."
"How close? As I recall the terms of the restraining order..."

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"As I recall the last time Urd 'spiced up' a gathering..."
"How are the claw marks feeling. sir?"
"Still itching, especially when I think of them...or go anywhere NEAR the Monument City Zoo."
"How close? As I recall the terms of the restraining order..."

Stan Lee: (Stumbling past, nakid) "Excelsior!"

taalismn wrote:"And what's a prom at this school without plenty of brain bleach...."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat May 30, 2015 7:42 pm

"Look at it this way; most other schools worry about students coming in abbreviated dress. Our school makes a bundle renting bullet-proof vests and helmets at the door."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 30, 2015 10:16 pm

"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat May 30, 2015 10:23 pm

taalismn wrote:"Look at it this way; most other schools worry about students coming in abbreviated dress. Our school makes a bundle renting bullet-proof vests and helmets at the door."

SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

Watching that show this season. Liking it a lot.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 31, 2015 2:03 pm

SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

Actually that's the DOMEST training ground...just to get in the front door, you have to be vetted by the GMP...even if you're underage(maybe ESPECIALLY if you're underage....DOMEST trains young and hard).

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun May 31, 2015 10:59 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

Actually that's the DOMEST training ground...just to get in the front door, you have to be vetted by the GMP...even if you're underage(maybe ESPECIALLY if you're underage....DOMEST trains young and hard).

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:41 pm

SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

After they realized their mistake juring last year's prom when they first tried a Maid Cafe and had the feamle teachers in the maid outfits, a drunken old hag Minmei in a maid outfit was discovered to be against international law reguarding the humaine treatment of school students.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 4:46 pm

Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jun 02, 2015 5:51 pm

SRoss wrote:Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."

Fortunately, Rand HAD been listening to Lancer's field lectures on how to turn ordinary Oreo cookies into weapons of mass destruction....