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Chronicler wrote:

Chronicler wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

MCH #69 PROM PLAYLIST

2# Dead Man's Party by Oingo Boingo

#3 Teenagers by My Chemical Romance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw

#4 Smells Like Teen Spirit by Nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg

Edward: "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"

#5 Another Brick in the Wall (parts 1,2, and 3) Performed by Korn, made famous by Pink Floyd: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roz8l0kd2xA

Lisa: "Who invited them!?!"

Principal Jones:

Nova: "Sir, you are evil and have no taste."

*Moments later*

Civil Defense Officer: *Looks at the mass riots of students from Multiple districts* "Prom night."

Students: ATTICA! ATTICA! ATTICA!

SRoss wrote:Gendo: (Slipping into the auditorium) "Ha! They'll never recognize me clean shaven. Soon I will control this school, then the Multiverse."

Sisters of cle Repentia: "Surprise morality check, can you please accompany us to the broom closet you handsome man."

"How long til they work out he isn't a Stirling?

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "I really don't appreciate the traffic cop following me around the dance floor with a breathalyzer in one hand, a ticket book in the other, and that vulture-like expression of anticipatory glee all over her face."

taalismn wrote:"Okay, who spiked the punchbowl?"
"Who DIDN'T? There's so many layers of liquor in this bowl, it's got STRATA."

SRoss wrote:"Do to budgetary constraints we've had to go with new equipped for the Mecha driving class."

New Mecha

taalismn wrote:"Battle School, we're NOT."
"True; we only have weightlessness in the gymnasium when e have another gas leak explosion."

SRoss wrote:"Unfortunately the same contractor is supplying protective gear for the staff this year."

taalismn wrote:"So...paper mache is the new asbestos?"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I AM NOT WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I AM NOT WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I AM NOT WEARING A CARDBOARD BOX!!"

Kyle: "Why not? You're wearing a bodybag the rest of the year."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Well...that's...besides the point..."
Kyle: "Besides' its cheaper for the bean counters. They don't have to look far to get you a new ...ahem...mecha..."

SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

"Add this to the list of poorly designed mecha, after all the work that went into creating 'virtual cockpit' technology, or at least hybrids that combine Mark One Eyeball with advanced sensors and all-around protective coverage."

(Dragon-Eaten Norma Paramail Pilot: "Tell me about it; what I would have given for a decent VF-1 or even a SAMAS.")

SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

"Add this to the list of poorly designed mecha, after all the work that went into creating 'virtual cockpit' technology, or at least hybrids that combine Mark One Eyeball with advanced sensors and all-around protective coverage."

(Dragon-Eaten Norma Paramail Pilot: "Tell me about it; what I would have given for a decent VF-1 or even a SAMAS.")

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Well, you could join the girl's class? They're getting Sonic Diver's."

Cut to Sarah, climbing out of a Raijin unit, teeth chattering, fur matted with bug spatter and bird poo.

Sarah: "Wh, wh, wh, who's bbbbrrrrrite idea was it to have skimpy uniforms and an open cockpit on a flying unit!?!"

"Add this to the list of poorly designed mecha, after all the work that went into creating 'virtual cockpit' technology, or at least hybrids that combine Mark One Eyeball with advanced sensors and all-around protective coverage."

(Dragon-Eaten Norma Paramail Pilot: "Tell me about it; what I would have given for a decent VF-1 or even a SAMAS.")

"Oh the Paramails are going to the senor girl's class."

Dana: "Say what now!?!"

taalismn wrote:"Thanks, but no; I think I'll stick with open-seat biplanes."

taalismn wrote:"Yah know, the later model Gloucester Gladiators DID have fully enclosed cabins..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Yah know, the later model Gloucester Gladiators DID have fully enclosed cabins..."

Kyle: "This would probably a bad time for me to mention I traded the planes for porn."

taalismn wrote:"Conrats, Mister Kyle; you're the door monitor at the senior prom."
"That can't be too hard-"
"Remember; NO weapons are allowed inside."
"Uh-oh...."

taalismn wrote:"Conrats, Mister Kyle; you're the door monitor at the senior prom."
"That can't be too hard-"
"Remember; NO weapons are allowed inside."
"Uh-oh...."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Conrats, Mister Kyle; you're the door monitor at the senior prom."
"That can't be too hard-"
"Remember; NO weapons are allowed inside."
"Uh-oh...."

"What about people who ARE weapons?"

taalismn wrote:"Mister Kyle, you were supposed to look FOR weapons, not smuggle them in..."
"But-"
"And you're ESPECIALLY not to get yourself in a position where the students force you to become a mule to smuggle contraband past security. By the way, how are the laxatives working for you?"
"...ooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......"

SRoss wrote:GMP Officer #1: "Ah mam!!! If I wanted to play with poo I'd have joined the BSS!!!"

GMP Officer #2: "They don't pay us enough for this sh*t!!!"

taalismn wrote:GMP Officer: "...aw man, this is bad...."
Kyle: "..I get very afraid when somebody studying anything associated with my colon states saying 'this is bad'...Care to be more specific?"
GMP Officer: "Contraband's looking nuclear."
Kyle: "...I really hope that's a slang term..."
GMP Officer: "No, I mean 'nuclear' as in 'radiological'."
Kyle: "..can we go back to being vague?"

SRoss wrote:GMP Officer #1: "Uh, think we could transfer to the follow Minmei Detail?"

GMP Officer #2: "Too late. The E.B.S.I.S. loaned First Squad to Miss Hunter for that."

taalismn wrote:About bloody time the Japanese made an anime storyline AGAINST the Nazis...of course, to do it, they link it with the (Stalin-era) Soviets....

SRoss wrote:When Minmei is at the Prom, drunk, and on the hunt? Yeah, it's that bad...

taalismn wrote:And if she SCORES, it's a sign of the Apocalypse...

taalismn wrote:And if she SCORES, it's a sign of the Apocalypse...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:And if she SCORES, it's a sign of the Apocalypse...

"Where is she now!"

Nadya: (Wearing a blindfold, pointing) "She's at the punch table commiserating her fate to die an old maid. Hestia is beside her, nodding agreement and stuffing the hors d'oeuvres into a Tupperware container."

taalismn wrote:"Just be glad Urd isn't here, spiking the punchbowl."

Alpha 11 wrote:[
She just left with a big grin on her face.

taalismn wrote:"As I recall the last time Urd 'spiced up' a gathering..."
"How are the claw marks feeling. sir?"
"Still itching, especially when I think of them...or go anywhere NEAR the Monument City Zoo."
"How close? As I recall the terms of the restraining order..."

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
She just left with a big grin on her face.

"It's for situations like this that we have Biohazard on speed-dial."

SRoss wrote:"Biohazard..."

"Punch Bowl?"

"Wait! You're calling from MCH #69!?!"

(Faking the tone of a recorded message) "I'm sorry, all Biohzard personnel are currently occupied... Please leave a message and your call will be responded to in order of priority..."

GMP Officer: "Damn! Why does that always happen when we call from here?"

taalismn wrote:"As I recall the last time Urd 'spiced up' a gathering..."
"How are the claw marks feeling. sir?"
"Still itching, especially when I think of them...or go anywhere NEAR the Monument City Zoo."
"How close? As I recall the terms of the restraining order..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"As I recall the last time Urd 'spiced up' a gathering..."
"How are the claw marks feeling. sir?"
"Still itching, especially when I think of them...or go anywhere NEAR the Monument City Zoo."
"How close? As I recall the terms of the restraining order..."

Stan Lee: (Stumbling past, nakid) "Excelsior!"

taalismn wrote:"And what's a prom at this school without plenty of brain bleach...."

taalismn wrote:"Look at it this way; most other schools worry about students coming in abbreviated dress. Our school makes a bundle renting bullet-proof vests and helmets at the door."

SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

Actually that's the DOMEST training ground...just to get in the front door, you have to be vetted by the GMP...even if you're underage(maybe ESPECIALLY if you're underage....DOMEST trains young and hard).

SRoss wrote:"What's going on over there?"

"The school decided to save money, by converting the cafeteria into a Maid Cafe."

"And staffing it with students."

SRoss wrote:Roberta: "Good morning class, today we'll be learning to turn common household items into deadly weapons. Now please pick up your wire coat hangers and come over here and surround Rand."