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taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!"
taalismn wrote:Praxian Cafe sounds about as successful as Classic Saturday Night Live's 'Samurai Delicatessen"(there was also 'Samurai Hotel' and 'Samurai Appliance Repair'). Complaints were handled by katana.
Kargan3033 wrote:SRoss wrote:Meanwhile... In the Maid Café...
Sakuya: "Ok class today we're going to practice our advanced knife throwing techniques. Alright Mr. Grel, you can come in now."
After that Grell learnd quite readly that Maid Cafes when not nearly as *pointless* as he once thought they were.
taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!"
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:He also learned the value of having armored trousers.
As well as the value of having high M.A. and high P.B. scores
"NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!!"
And Kyle learned that being an emo pretty boy wannabe in a Maid Cafe was not a ticket io score with the cute maids and after a month the investion into his disaprrence was called off due to the trail going cold.
Also that there are a virity of Maid Cafe Thems such as the Priaxain Maid Cafe in which the *Maids* are dressed in chainmail bakinis with aprons and a asortment of blugoining and sharp, edged and pointy accseories for the overly *friendly* maids.
taalismn wrote:Praxian Cafe sounds about as successful as Classic Saturday Night Live's 'Samurai Delicatessen"(there was also 'Samurai Hotel' and 'Samurai Appliance Repair'). Complaints were handled by katana.
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Praxian Cafe sounds about as successful as Classic Saturday Night Live's 'Samurai Delicatessen"(there was also 'Samurai Hotel' and 'Samurai Appliance Repair'). Complaints were handled by katana.
I think the only SNL skit in that vien that I saw was the Samurai Deli.
What kind of Rt themed Maid Cafe or a WH40k themed Maid Cafe would you come up with?
Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
taalismn wrote:It lasted only as long as it took Karno to show up and try to grope one of the waitresses.
Unfortunately, due to the owners insisting on armor-glass, Karno could not be pitched through the front windows, despite multiple and enthusiastic attempts to do so. His defenestration turned rather into concussive compression(or the martial arts move 'frog on a windshield').
And I could see him driving away business REALLY fast.Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
An Arabian Nights Maid Cafe, with Edwards and Kyle as harem eunuchs.
Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
Sorry, my bad. Really simple then, the Maids are dressed like the Muses, and some are even playing intruments that they can, and sing of course. And the Café Roman/Tiresion look to it. SRoss wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
An Arabian Nights Maid Cafe, with Edwards and Kyle as harem eunuchs.
Kargan3033 wrote:
Make it a gay harem.
SRoss wrote:Edwards & Kyle: "Wait! You're putting us in a Yaoi Maid Cafe!?!"
Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:The Musies Maid Café?
Go for it, let's your write up of it.
I was just throwing out names like I thought the post was asking for. Not very good at that short of thing, writing, that is.
I'm not asking for a story but a breif discription of the Muse Cafe's theme like I did with the Priaxain cafe.
Ex:A Slannish Maid Cafe a demonic Maid/S&M cafe.
taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
Kargan3033 wrote:
Not bad but what is the *Selling Point* of this Maid Cafe, if you are going the road of Rome maybe female gladator fights for the customers might be that cafe's *Selling Point. *, nothing like good food and drink as well as good music and scantly clad babes trying to dismember one another to draw a crowd.
After all every maid cafe needs a gimick to draw the cutomers in instead of having them go to other maid cafes.
taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
"Under the 'Tailgaters will be Vaporized'."
taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
"Under the 'Tailgaters will be Vaporized'."
SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
"My Other Car is a SuperDimensional Fortress."
(had to be said)
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:"This café is NOT drive-thru!!!"
Dana Sterling: "...oops."
Nova:" Say is that a "Wide Load. " sticker on your " Bummper " ?
"Under the 'Tailgaters will be Vaporized'."
If she has that under the wide load sticker on her *Bumper* then she must truly be a wide load bearing bumper queen.
taalismn wrote:When you consider where the main armaments on a Spartas are stowed/pointing in hovercraft mode, vaporizing tailgaters is no idle threat...
SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
"My Other Car is a SuperDimensional Fortress."
(had to be said)
Kargan3033 wrote:taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:"Isn't that right next to the How's My Driving? sticker?"
"My Other Car is a SuperDimensional Fortress."
(had to be said)
*Lang slowly opens his eyes as he feels like he about to projectile vomit his internal oragns as he dimly realizes he had WWWWAAYYYY to much of the Good Stuff juring last night's late session in his lab*
*Then notices that he is naked and disheavled in a field of fully gorwn Flowers Of Life, then with great confusion he sees an equaly naked and disheavled Maia Sterling laying next to him who suddenly rolls over and begin to violently throw up.*
Lang:" Dudette where's my SDF? "
Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:
Not bad but what is the *Selling Point* of this Maid Cafe, if you are going the road of Rome maybe female gladator fights for the customers might be that cafe's *Selling Point. *, nothing like good food and drink as well as good music and scantly clad babes trying to dismember one another to draw a crowd.
After all every maid cafe needs a gimick to draw the cutomers in instead of having them go to other maid cafes.
Na, that's to Roman, want to go more Robotech Masters here. Remember that episode were they infiltrated the Masters ship on foot? And Dana got separated? She ended it in a "restaurant" of some kind, and she was given a drink, then sent in with other clones for some type of testing? Well, instead of test, they can a nice rub down if they want (shoulder rub, back rub, etc. ). You have to get the meal to get it, and the meal will cost a little more. Something different.
taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
Mirya: "Ok ladies, now I want you to show me how far you can skip Doctor Lang across the minefield."
taalismn wrote:Max Sterling: "I feel a sudden urge to unleash patriarchal fury on an old acquaintance for an act of betrayal."
SRoss wrote:Max: (Staring at Lang) "Today in home ec class, we'll be learning to make schitzal from a German's sausage."
taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
SRoss wrote:Alpha 11 wrote:Kargan3033 wrote:
Not bad but what is the *Selling Point* of this Maid Cafe, if you are going the road of Rome maybe female gladator fights for the customers might be that cafe's *Selling Point. *, nothing like good food and drink as well as good music and scantly clad babes trying to dismember one another to draw a crowd.
After all every maid cafe needs a gimick to draw the cutomers in instead of having them go to other maid cafes.
Na, that's to Roman, want to go more Robotech Masters here. Remember that episode were they infiltrated the Masters ship on foot? And Dana got separated? She ended it in a "restaurant" of some kind, and she was given a drink, then sent in with other clones for some type of testing? Well, instead of test, they can a nice rub down if they want (shoulder rub, back rub, etc. ). You have to get the meal to get it, and the meal will cost a little more. Something different.
Happy Ending?
Sorry, nothing like that is allowed. SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
Mirya: "Ok ladies, now I want you to show me how far you can skip Doctor Lang across the minefield."
taalismn wrote:SRoss wrote:taalismn wrote:Lang: "Yep...worse than that morning in Budapest."
Mirya: "Ok ladies, now I want you to show me how far you can skip Doctor Lang across the minefield."
"...to the crocodile pool over there."
batlchip wrote:how bout an aliens cafe?
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
batlchip wrote:It's where I got idea from. Hmmm....here' s a thought Regis as an
Alien queen.
batlchip wrote:how bout an aliens cafe?
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
Hopefully the eggs don't come with face huggers. taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:how bout an aliens cafe?
Annie:so that's two eggs with an order of hash browns?
Khyron: yes and one green burn tea please.
Annie:coming right up.
There was once an Omake-style short in one of the Dark Horse 'Aliens' comics where that was exactly the case..big godzilla/gorn-style aliens were spatula'ing facegrippers onto a fry-table as part of their short-order cuisine.
batlchip wrote:It's where I got idea from. Hmmm....here' s a thought Regis as an
Alien queen.
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:It's where I got idea from. Hmmm....here' s a thought Regis as an
Alien queen.
Zor: "Knew there was something not quite right about the way she kissed me in the dark. I thought she was just giving me tongue."
(later)(Looking at chestburster that's just chewed its way out from under his sternum)"...okay, this is NOT a promising start to the week."
batlchip wrote:Rico:sir just got back from the micronian ship.
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
taalismn wrote:"Now, class, what is proper procedure for dealing with a xenomorph infestation?"
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
batlchip wrote:Rico:sir just got back from the micronian ship.
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
taalismn wrote:batlchip wrote:Rico:sir just got back from the micronian ship.
Dolza:very good .
Rico we also brought back some micronian food.They call it an egg sir. *sluurk*
Dolza:hmm? *gloump* *thud*
Dolza was warned about his cholesterol, but would he listen?....
taalismn wrote:"Now, class, what is proper procedure for dealing with a xenomorph infestation?"
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
taalismn wrote:Provided Skynet didn't decide to use the xenos as bioweapons against the meatbags....
Chronicler wrote:taalismn wrote:"Now, class, what is proper procedure for dealing with a xenomorph infestation?"
"Arclight orbital nuke strike."
James Cameron: "Pfh, just send in Skynet and it's machines."
http://www.screenjunkies.com/movies/mov ... ien-queen/
taalismn wrote:Provided Skynet didn't decide to use the xenos as bioweapons against the meatbags....
Chronicler wrote:taalismn wrote:Provided Skynet didn't decide to use the xenos as bioweapons against the meatbags....
Skynet: "We don't talk about that anymore"
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