Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:12 pm

"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:13 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:19 pm

Desdemona Satori-Brown: (Revving her hovercycle) "Control! I'm in high-speed pursuit of a salad and condiments!!!"

Desk Sargent: "Wait! It's not half-price Bento night!?!"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 9:43 pm

taalismn wrote:"Sir, the salad's gone bad."
"What else is new?"
"I mean, it went BAD. As in, it 'jacked a car and is currently speeding down Monument Interstate One, running cars off the road and taunting the cops to come after it."

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Sir, the salad's gone bad."
"What else is new?"
"I mean, it went BAD. As in, it 'jacked a car and is currently speeding down Monument Interstate One, running cars off the road and taunting the cops to come after it."

" Also to make matters worse there is a herd of mutated vorpal polintors chasing it. "

Kargan3033 wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Pineapple Flower of Life Salad: "AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Unamed MCHS#69 student #1 & #2: "HOLY SH -- !!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

" The darkside as revealed to me a new character in the making. "

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Sir, the salad's gone bad."
"What else is new?"
"I mean, it went BAD. As in, it 'jacked a car and is currently speeding down Monument Interstate One, running cars off the road and taunting the cops to come after it."

" Also to make matters worse there is a herd of mutated vorpal polintors chasing it. "

"Can't we just lock the doors until September classes?"
"Can't. We're still working off our snow days."
"Damn."

Arnie100 wrote:"Who's damn idea was it to use Flower of Life as a sslad ingredient?"
Otaku Invid Princess: "We need to eat to!"

taalismn wrote:"Don't ask about the croutons."
"Why?"
"Just. Don't. Ask."

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

SRoss wrote:Desdemona Satori-Brown: (Revving her hovercycle) "Control! I'm in high-speed pursuit of a salad and condiments!!!"

Desk Sargent: "Wait! It's not half-price Bento night!?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 11:27 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

The latter case the kids are refusing to eat the brussel sprouts.
The former case the brussel sprouts are attempting to eat the children.

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:19 am

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

The latter case the kids are refusing to eat the brussel sprouts.
The former case the brussel sprouts are attempting to eat the children.

Ah ok then.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 2:47 pm

"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 3:48 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Random MCHS#69 Student:" Same here, one that is 150% proof. "

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:54 pm

"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:28 pm

SRoss wrote:"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

:"Depends on how many students he intends to pop down."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 9:39 pm

"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed Jul 08, 2015 11:07 pm

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

The latter case the kids are refusing to eat the brussel sprouts.
The former case the brussel sprouts are attempting to eat the children.

Arnie100 wrote:"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Random MCHS#69 Student:" Same here, one that is 150% proof. "

SRoss wrote:"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

:"Depends on how many students he intends to pop down."

Arnie100 wrote:"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 8:25 am

Arnie100 wrote:"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

What are you a Minmei wannabe?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 11:38 am

"So where do the staff get all their booze anyway?"

Arnie100: "How's the next batch coming?"

taalismn: (Pouring Flower of Life into a bubbling still) "It's going to be the best batch yet!"

SRoss: (Checking the pressure gauge) "Or we're about to blow up the Chemistry Lab again..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 1:35 pm

...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 1:39 pm

taalismn wrote:...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

...and a haunted, ancient Indian burial ground..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 1:49 pm

Thick earthen blast-berms...or ancient mound builders?

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:11 pm

And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:19 pm

SRoss wrote:And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

"My body is a temple....to a long forgotten and neglected heathen god who is, nevertheless, very grouchy and prone to retribution if annoyed or disturbed."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 2:53 pm

"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:10 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:41 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

Which makes you wonder how in the the ficiontal society in question can still exsist if no one popping out the crotch spawns because they are too picky as to who they mate with.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:44 pm

That's why we have cloning....

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:48 pm

taalismn wrote:That's why we have cloning....

And after the war the Robotech Master's Clone Masters made a mint in bribes not to screw up the cloning process, which led to the imfamouse Clone Wars between the Clone Masters and Clones R Us for the scacre profts to be had after the colapse of the UEG and the world's economy after the Second Robotech War.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 3:56 pm

"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 6:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

T.R.Edwards:" Why is my skin YELLOW?! "

Clone Tech:" Sorry about that but the bathroom was to far and I REALLY had to go. "

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 7:41 pm

"Run this batch through a second time; they look defective..."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:37 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

What are you a Minmei wannabe?

SRoss wrote:"So where do the staff get all their booze anyway?"

Arnie100: "How's the next batch coming?"

taalismn: (Pouring Flower of Life into a bubbling still) "It's going to be the best batch yet!"

SRoss: (Checking the pressure gauge) "Or we're about to blow up the Chemistry Lab again..."

taalismn wrote:...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

...and a haunted, ancient Indian burial ground..."

taalismn wrote:Thick earthen blast-berms...or ancient mound builders?

SRoss wrote:And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

"My body is a temple....to a long forgotten and neglected heathen god who is, nevertheless, very grouchy and prone to retribution if annoyed or disturbed."

Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:38 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

Which makes you wonder how in the the ficiontal society in question can still exsist if no one popping out the crotch spawns because they are too picky as to who they mate with.

taalismn wrote:That's why we have cloning....

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:That's why we have cloning....

And after the war the Robotech Master's Clone Masters made a mint in bribes not to screw up the cloning process, which led to the imfamouse Clone Wars between the Clone Masters and Clones R Us for the scacre profts to be had after the colapse of the UEG and the world's economy after the Second Robotech War.

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

T.R.Edwards:" Why is my skin YELLOW?! "

Clone Tech:" Sorry about that but the bathroom was to far and I REALLY had to go. "

taalismn wrote:"Run this batch through a second time; they look defective..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 8:37 pm

"Oops...this is the batch we let the students from MCHS#69 make when they had their field trip here. Musta been slipped into the packaging and sales line."
"THEY LET THEM OUT OF SCHOOL????!!!!!!!!""

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:27 pm

taalismn wrote:"Oops...this is the batch we let the students from MCHS#69 make when they had their field trip here. Musta been slipped into the packaging and sales line."
"THEY LET THEM OUT OF SCHOOL????!!!!!!!!""

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:19 am

"We may have to temporarily purge the cloning vats and start over unless you can prove exactly where they went and what they did while on our premises..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 2:09 pm

Minmei Clone #1: "Why am I a BLOND?!"
Minmei Clone #2: "Do I look fat?"
And it goes on and on and...

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 8:07 pm

Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create." :shock:

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sat Jul 11, 2015 11:32 pm

taalismn wrote:"We may have to temporarily purge the cloning vats and start over unless you can prove exactly where they went and what they did while on our premises..."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei Clone #1: "Why am I a BLOND?!"
Minmei Clone #2: "Do I look fat?"
And it goes on and on and...

taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:08 pm

taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. " :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:24 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. "

"It essentially breaks you down to all your constituent cells, sorts them out for the ones best suited for use as cloning 'seeds', then re-assembles you from what's left over."
"That's HORRIBLE. You'll never get people to use that!"
"Well, then force can be -"
"-tell them instead that it's a new liposuction machine that the reduction in weight they experience is due to their BAD cells being removed. They'll FLOCK to use it! They'll PAY US to use it!"
_-you know, I've worked alongside you for many years and only now do I discover how truly EVIL you really are."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:59 pm

"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!" :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 5:24 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 5:46 pm

"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 7:48 pm

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

And the worst of it is that what is left is heaving, mewling bag of twisted flesh and limbs that preys on other in order to comsume them making then and even worse nightmare made flesh. 8-)

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 7:50 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:19 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

"That's what plasma incinerators are for."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:13 pm

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. "

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. "

"It essentially breaks you down to all your constituent cells, sorts them out for the ones best suited for use as cloning 'seeds', then re-assembles you from what's left over."
"That's HORRIBLE. You'll never get people to use that!"
"Well, then force can be -"
"-tell them instead that it's a new liposuction machine that the reduction in weight they experience is due to their BAD cells being removed. They'll FLOCK to use it! They'll PAY US to use it!"
_-you know, I've worked alongside you for many years and only now do I discover how truly EVIL you really are."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:13 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Kargan3033 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

And the worst of it is that what is left is heaving, mewling bag of twisted flesh and limbs that preys on other in order to comsume them making then and even worse nightmare made flesh.

Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

taalismn wrote:
Kargan3033 wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

"That's what plasma incinerators are for."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:10 pm

Edwards Clone #1: "What're we doing here?"
Edwards Clone #2: "I was told it was gonna be a buffet..."

Coming from behind a door: FFFFFFFFFWWWWOOOMMMPPP

Edwards Clone #1 & 2: "OH S**T..." :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 1:34 pm

Self-fueling, too....

Kargan3033 · Unread post by **Kargan3033** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:01 pm

taalismn wrote:Self-fueling, too....

Well isn't that a gas, just ask anyone who survived eating Elveraz's cooking.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 7:31 pm

taalismn wrote:Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:42 pm

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

Fireplace Edwards?
Uniformly wrapped. Put them in the fireplace and say 'Fokker is the better pilot!' and watch them self-ignite?