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"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

Desdemona Satori-Brown: (Revving her hovercycle) "Control! I'm in high-speed pursuit of a salad and condiments!!!"

Desk Sargent: "Wait! It's not half-price Bento night!?!"

taalismn wrote:"Sir, the salad's gone bad."
"What else is new?"
"I mean, it went BAD. As in, it 'jacked a car and is currently speeding down Monument Interstate One, running cars off the road and taunting the cops to come after it."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Sir, the salad's gone bad."
"What else is new?"
"I mean, it went BAD. As in, it 'jacked a car and is currently speeding down Monument Interstate One, running cars off the road and taunting the cops to come after it."

" Also to make matters worse there is a herd of mutated vorpal polintors chasing it. "

Kargan3033 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Pineapple Flower of Life Salad: "AAIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Unamed MCHS#69 student #1 & #2: "HOLY SH -- !!"

Otaku Invid Princess: (Looking up with a mouth full of salad) "What?

" The darkside as revealed to me a new character in the making. "

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Sir, the salad's gone bad."
"What else is new?"
"I mean, it went BAD. As in, it 'jacked a car and is currently speeding down Monument Interstate One, running cars off the road and taunting the cops to come after it."

" Also to make matters worse there is a herd of mutated vorpal polintors chasing it. "

"Can't we just lock the doors until September classes?"
"Can't. We're still working off our snow days."
"Damn."

Arnie100 wrote:"Who's damn idea was it to use Flower of Life as a sslad ingredient?"
Otaku Invid Princess: "We need to eat to!"

taalismn wrote:"Don't ask about the croutons."
"Why?"
"Just. Don't. Ask."

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

SRoss wrote:Desdemona Satori-Brown: (Revving her hovercycle) "Control! I'm in high-speed pursuit of a salad and condiments!!!"

Desk Sargent: "Wait! It's not half-price Bento night!?!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

The latter case the kids are refusing to eat the brussel sprouts.
The former case the brussel sprouts are attempting to eat the children.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

The latter case the kids are refusing to eat the brussel sprouts.
The former case the brussel sprouts are attempting to eat the children.

Ah ok then.

"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Arnie100 wrote:"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Random MCHS#69 Student:" Same here, one that is 150% proof. "

"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

SRoss wrote:"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

:"Depends on how many students he intends to pop down."

"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Call out the GMP!!!"
"Why?!"
"THE FOOD'S RIOTING!"

And how is this any diffrent from the students rioting because of the food?

The latter case the kids are refusing to eat the brussel sprouts.
The former case the brussel sprouts are attempting to eat the children.

Arnie100 wrote:"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"HELP...the CHICKEN's trying to eat ME!'
"I think I'm gonna go on a liquid diet!"
"Ditto."

Random MCHS#69 Student:" Same here, one that is 150% proof. "

SRoss wrote:"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"So anybody know how much secret sauce you need for T-Rex?"

:"Depends on how many students he intends to pop down."

Arnie100 wrote:"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

Arnie100 wrote:"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

What are you a Minmei wannabe?

"So where do the staff get all their booze anyway?"

Arnie100: "How's the next batch coming?"

taalismn: (Pouring Flower of Life into a bubbling still) "It's going to be the best batch yet!"

SRoss: (Checking the pressure gauge) "Or we're about to blow up the Chemistry Lab again..."

...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

taalismn wrote:...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

...and a haunted, ancient Indian burial ground..."

Thick earthen blast-berms...or ancient mound builders?

And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

SRoss wrote:And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

"My body is a temple....to a long forgotten and neglected heathen god who is, nevertheless, very grouchy and prone to retribution if annoyed or disturbed."

"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

Which makes you wonder how in the the ficiontal society in question can still exsist if no one popping out the crotch spawns because they are too picky as to who they mate with.

That's why we have cloning....

taalismn wrote:That's why we have cloning....

And after the war the Robotech Master's Clone Masters made a mint in bribes not to screw up the cloning process, which led to the imfamouse Clone Wars between the Clone Masters and Clones R Us for the scacre profts to be had after the colapse of the UEG and the world's economy after the Second Robotech War.

"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

T.R.Edwards:" Why is my skin YELLOW?! "

Clone Tech:" Sorry about that but the bathroom was to far and I REALLY had to go. "

"Run this batch through a second time; they look defective..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"How's that liquid diet coming along?"
HIC "SMASHING..." HIC

What are you a Minmei wannabe?

SRoss wrote:"So where do the staff get all their booze anyway?"

Arnie100: "How's the next batch coming?"

taalismn: (Pouring Flower of Life into a bubbling still) "It's going to be the best batch yet!"

SRoss: (Checking the pressure gauge) "Or we're about to blow up the Chemistry Lab again..."

taalismn wrote:...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:...and people wonder why MCHS#69 was built on the site of an old munitions factory....

...and a haunted, ancient Indian burial ground..."

taalismn wrote:Thick earthen blast-berms...or ancient mound builders?

SRoss wrote:And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:And don't forget the temple to the Old Ones in the subbasement.

"My body is a temple....to a long forgotten and neglected heathen god who is, nevertheless, very grouchy and prone to retribution if annoyed or disturbed."

Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"We're doomed, aren't we?!"
"Yep."
"So you wanna...you know..."
"Not if you were the last male on the planet."

Unfortunately this applies to SO many couples in fiction...

Which makes you wonder how in the the ficiontal society in question can still exsist if no one popping out the crotch spawns because they are too picky as to who they mate with.

taalismn wrote:That's why we have cloning....

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:That's why we have cloning....

And after the war the Robotech Master's Clone Masters made a mint in bribes not to screw up the cloning process, which led to the imfamouse Clone Wars between the Clone Masters and Clones R Us for the scacre profts to be had after the colapse of the UEG and the world's economy after the Second Robotech War.

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Alright...which of you idiots changed all the female templates to MINMEI?!"

T.R.Edwards:" Why is my skin YELLOW?! "

Clone Tech:" Sorry about that but the bathroom was to far and I REALLY had to go. "

taalismn wrote:"Run this batch through a second time; they look defective..."

"Oops...this is the batch we let the students from MCHS#69 make when they had their field trip here. Musta been slipped into the packaging and sales line."
"THEY LET THEM OUT OF SCHOOL????!!!!!!!!""

taalismn wrote:"Oops...this is the batch we let the students from MCHS#69 make when they had their field trip here. Musta been slipped into the packaging and sales line."
"THEY LET THEM OUT OF SCHOOL????!!!!!!!!""

"We may have to temporarily purge the cloning vats and start over unless you can prove exactly where they went and what they did while on our premises..."

Minmei Clone #1: "Why am I a BLOND?!"
Minmei Clone #2: "Do I look fat?"
And it goes on and on and...

Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

taalismn wrote:"We may have to temporarily purge the cloning vats and start over unless you can prove exactly where they went and what they did while on our premises..."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei Clone #1: "Why am I a BLOND?!"
Minmei Clone #2: "Do I look fat?"
And it goes on and on and...

taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. "

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. "

"It essentially breaks you down to all your constituent cells, sorts them out for the ones best suited for use as cloning 'seeds', then re-assembles you from what's left over."
"That's HORRIBLE. You'll never get people to use that!"
"Well, then force can be -"
"-tell them instead that it's a new liposuction machine that the reduction in weight they experience is due to their BAD cells being removed. They'll FLOCK to use it! They'll PAY US to use it!"
_-you know, I've worked alongside you for many years and only now do I discover how truly EVIL you really are."

"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

And the worst of it is that what is left is heaving, mewling bag of twisted flesh and limbs that preys on other in order to comsume them making then and even worse nightmare made flesh.

Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

"That's what plasma incinerators are for."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. "

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Clone Master: "The micronians are either morons at the art of cloning, or they are true ethical monsters for the abominations they create."

" Ahh high praise in deed but that won't save you from testing the Clone O Matic 5000, don't worry this shoudn't hurt to badly. "

"It essentially breaks you down to all your constituent cells, sorts them out for the ones best suited for use as cloning 'seeds', then re-assembles you from what's left over."
"That's HORRIBLE. You'll never get people to use that!"
"Well, then force can be -"
"-tell them instead that it's a new liposuction machine that the reduction in weight they experience is due to their BAD cells being removed. They'll FLOCK to use it! They'll PAY US to use it!"
_-you know, I've worked alongside you for many years and only now do I discover how truly EVIL you really are."

Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Kargan3033 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Holy -- its chucking out Kyle and Minmei clones!"

Which should make you shudder at what's left behind....

And the worst of it is that what is left is heaving, mewling bag of twisted flesh and limbs that preys on other in order to comsume them making then and even worse nightmare made flesh.

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

taalismn wrote:

Kargan3033 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"DAMN...Its just a bunch of Edwards..."

Basicly waste material which means that illegal dumping of toxic waste is about to go through the roof.

"That's what plasma incinerators are for."

Edwards Clone #1: "What're we doing here?"
Edwards Clone #2: "I was told it was gonna be a buffet..."

Coming from behind a door: FFFFFFFFFWWWWOOOMMMPPP

Edwards Clone #1 & 2: "OH S**T..."

Self-fueling, too....

taalismn wrote:Self-fueling, too....

Well isn't that a gas, just ask anyone who survived eating Elveraz's cooking.

taalismn wrote:Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Self-fueling, too....

Latest creations from Dr. Lang.

Fireplace Edwards?
Uniformly wrapped. Put them in the fireplace and say 'Fokker is the better pilot!' and watch them self-ignite?