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Figures it's that rat Cupid again!

Winter wrote:I wonder what a sploogie would do to cupid if it caught one.

Pull cupids' feathers out one by one:

She loves me

she loves me not

she loves me

she loves me not

He's only got four limbs...but then, bilateral symmetry does offer extra parts to pull out...

But I suspect he's behind the slew of short-lived celebrity marriages that are inflicted on ALL of us...

So if you'd be kind enough tp leave something of the little maggot, at the cellular level, for me...I've got this industrial agitator of broken glass and battery acid that I can run an electrical current through, before I pour in the napalm...

Here's a something I put over on the Sploogies starship thread. I'm posting this here, where it's appropriate!


How about Lunitoonicryth? The master of strange and demented bio-borgs and bio weapons.

Aramanthus wrote:Here's a something I put over on the Sploogies starship thread. I'm posting this here, where it's appropriate!


How about Lunitoonicryth? The master of strange and demented bio-borgs and bio weapons.

Okay...something officially WEIRD is going on....over the weekend, with our forums down, I had, at some point actually CONSIDERED an idea like that...

Which means, so help me god, that I may have developed some sort of telepathic link to this thread....(soundtrack from 'The Twilight Zone' starts playing)

He is one of our Clones! :::a sploogie cackles in the quiet of a hidden bunker on our earth:::

Oh !!@!!
That must be why I find myself constantly closing one eye and getting phantom limb syndrome when I have all my arms and legs(or so I believe!)!

There may be a way to save Taalismn! We must take him out and get him really drunk! I mean blind stinking drunk. Then we tell the "Spanish Inquisition" about him. I mean nobody expects them! I'm sure they start him off in the comfy chair!

Oh great...don't you people know what happens when you get a Splugorth snookered and shickled?
Drunk, hung-over, red-eyed, itching for a cigerette?
I think the Horror Factor goes up 150%...

"What happens in Splynn, Stays in Splynn!"

That might be an interesting trip! But also imagine the horror of it all!

Argh!!! My allergy to schmultz is acting up!!!

darkmax wrote:Marilyn Manson beat you to it.... argh....

Okay...there's evidence of a demonic invasion of present-day Earth in itself...

darkmax wrote:I think even the devil shakes his head at Manson....

Now if a Driver's License photo makes everybody look bad....what does it do for Manson?

George Clooney or Cthulu?

darkmax wrote:Hmm... by his driving license alone, one can most likely scare the minor evil creatures into submissions while provoking an all out assault from the good guys.....

Who would think a geek will turn out this "flamboyant"?

Highway Patrolman:"I'm sorry 'Mr.Manson', I'm going to ask you to step out of the car...you look NOTHING like this license photo..."

OR

""GET ME A SWAT TEAM -NOW-! NO! MAKE THAT AN AIRSTRIKE ON MY POSITION! NAPALM! NAPALM!"


Okay...Goth Splugorth....that would be frightening....

Gets attacked by other Splugorth who mistake him for a Vampire Intelligence

"ARRRGGHHHHH! Lycorythh, I told you before; I AM _NOT_ A VAMPIIIRRREEE!!!!"
"So you say, you lying blood-sucking mutant maggot! I am not calling off my silver crab nano-crawlers until you're a dissolving pool of disassociating psuedoplasm!"
"ACCKKHHHH!!! YOU SUCK MORE BLOOD HAVING BREAKFAST YOU HYPOCRITE!!! THIS STINGS!!!!IF YOU RUIN MY PERFECT PALE PALLOUR WITH STING MARKS I'LL STAKE YOU OUT FOR THE ATLANTEANS WITH YOUR OWN VAMP_STICKERS!!! CALL THEM OFF!!!!"

Colore contact lenses for Splugorth...there's a niche market....

...and they sacrifice a slave or two to clean the thing....

Does that make Mansoncryth the Heavy metal sploogie?

Goth-Rock Splugorth...that's even MORE frightening...

Wonder who the rest of his band is?

Just think of how much make-up he'd have to use!

No, they don't use near enough make-up compared to the sploogie!

You have to think of TONS of make-up for the sploogie Rockstar. Literally TONS!!!!

You might be right, now that I think about it! Holy cow!

Remember, Splugorth could also use Horrific Illusion for makeup...
I'd also say lots and lots of spiked collars and chains, too...
Maybe a head/eyeball cage if he's really feeling fetishistic...

Eye cage!

darkmax wrote:eye-cage?!

Head-cage...heavy collar with bars sprouting up to encase the head...The Inquisition and the pre-1900's slave trade and American correction institutes(as well as, sadly, mental institutes of the time).
Nowadays such items are of interest only to the historian or the heavy metal BDSM crowd...
Splugorth lack heads, so an 'eye cage'...

That is what I thought you were referencing!

Recount:
Okay, so we have the canonical Splugorth, and we have specialized('themed') Splugorth...as well as a general body of Generic Baddie Splugorth(i.e. Cannon Fodder for Cosmoknights)...

We also have a new wave of up-and-comers who are trying to move into established territories and ideas and make them their own(techno-weapons, newscasting, goth death-metal music, modern medicine, etc...)

Any other ideas?

Anyone for Splugorth Theme Parks?

You mean like

Six Flags over Spoolgie!

Spoolgie Adventureland!

"Man! That is one realistic Splugorth animatronic you got in the Funhouse! I almost went in my pants when I saw it! Great job, guys!"
"Funhouse? That wasn't the Funhouse over there....THAT'S the Owner's Pavillion!"
".........................................................er, dude, you know where I can get a clean set of pants?......."

ROFLMAO!!! I guess that would have been a brown trouser moment!

This is also a good time for the next ad.

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Cosmic Whiteout...I can just see somebody trying to use that as a disguise!
(Appears as a white outline cutout among other people)
Instructor:(looking at gathered class) "Okay...who's missing?..."

But that's when you let the (dimensional) dogs out to chase him down!

Yeah, it might! But watch out for rain!

In the atmosphere! The only rain in space you'll run into is a meteor shower!

"Hee hee...easiest 'jack I ever made...OH SHI-PROMETHEAN NIGHT WATCHMAN!!!!!"
"You're my little puppy now...."

ROFLMAO!!!

Well, they say the entire planet is temperate and lush...so unless they have a MASSIVE in-ground sprinkler system, I image they use controlled atmospheric precipitation to keep water cycling...

Forget about tornadoes, typhoons, and other destsructive weather types...the Stage Two Prometheans probably just wish the stuff away...

Maybe. But in advanced civilizations might be able to control their own weather. You know rain here and sunshine over there. No really bad weather unless the control system was messed up! (Hint to Tallismn for another story for OmniNews!)

darkmax wrote:talk about predictable weather report... actually it might put a great many weatherman, and girl out of job...

You still have weathermen...they just happen to also draw in good money as Climatic Engineers.

What about a sploogie named.............



WeethrChnlcryth. He is owns and runs a company of planetary climate engineers! He's also owns a little OmniNews stock. (That way they have to broadcast his channels shows.)

Aramanthus wrote:What about a sploogie named.............



WeethrChnlcryth. He is owns and runs a company of planetary climate engineers! He's also owns a little OmniNews stock. (That way they have to broadcast his channels shows.)

Enslaves a lot of Elementals and weather-oriented mages...sends in covert agents to cause climatic destabilization on planets(spread rumors of glopbal warming or imminent ice-age and glaciation) then come in openly and offer services to 'adjust' the climate...maybe hires out his Sunaj and other resources to perform weather-borne acts of economic terrorism on rivals(bad season of frosts wipes out a major fruit crop, pushing up prices...was it the planet's business rivals, or the planet's own government, hoping to hike prices on its major export?).

Known for his floating upper atmosphere 'sky palaces' and 'weatherdromes'.

Also know for his extreme flatulence problem! His gas has changed weather patterns on planets before!

Giant bio-engineered cattle belching out massive amounts of methane...sure to have an effect on planetary weather...combined with ocean-critters that devour carbon-absorbing plankton and keep the stuff from being absorbed into the oceans...

The Weather Wars...
That torrential rain storm you just had was the openning salvo in a conflict to determine the future of your world!

Yep...that might be a sure sign that SOMETHING's up...

"Gee....forty televangelists struck dead by lightning strikes in 24 hours? Either SOMEBODY'S finally fed up, or there's something fishy going on here...."

Or never had it to begin with....Most of that kind follow the P.T. Barnum School of Social Philosophy..."Suckers; There's One Born Every Minute!"

Nigerian money-smugglers, Naruni weapons system service contracts, and T'Zee timeshares.....avoid them at all costs....

ESPECIALLY do NOT get a house-swap vacation with a T'Zee family!

Well, ypu can do things WITH them, just not -with- them....

Like crating them up and mailing them to the Splugorth, for one....

Hmmm...wonder if it would be worth the Splugorths' while to biowizard a T'Zee or group of them, in the process of draining them of their nanotechnology secrets....They could hop them up power-wise and reduce their fertility...or keep the high birth rate and make them more easily controlled...attractive cannon-fodder if a Splugorth doesn't have access to Kydians....