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taalismn wrote:Well, at least she didn't tear his head off with her teeth, on stage...

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Should we place bets to see which of them gets injured first?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "What if they both get injured at the same time?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "That can't possibly happ --"
Kyle and Edwards: "AAAIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!"
Random MCHS Sudent #1:
Random MCHS Student #2: "DAYUM."

taalismn wrote:Ya' know, for two people who were opposed to each other in life, Edwards and Kyle seem very much linked, fate-wise, in their afterlives. But aside from hating the Hunters(at one point of other) and an unhealthy obsession with Minmei, and maybe some serious self-serving egomania, they're not alike at all. Edwards is as self-serving militaristic as one can be(the guy was a mercenary who joined the establishment when he saw where the post-Visitor money was going), Kyle was a feckless anti-establishment punk with no real plan or sense of reality of the situation at all. Edwards corrupted his corner of the establishment to serve his own ends, while Kyle JOINED the establishment, although he seems to have quickly gone off-reservation to go after Minmei.

SRoss wrote:Minmei: "Yes, they do make an odd pair."

#BLAM!#

Edwards: (Realizing he's just been gut shot with his own gun)

Minmei: (On the phone) "Hello? GMP? I just shot an intruder. Unfortunately not before he killed my cousin."

Kyle: "What!?!"

Minmei reaches around and twists Kyle's neck until it snaps...

Musica: "DAYUM!"

Minmei: "Sometimes the classics are the best."

taalismn wrote:Well, at least she didn't tear his head off with her teeth, on stage...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Well, at least she didn't tear his head off with her teeth, on stage...

Minmei: "That's sooo 1970s..."

Arnie100 wrote:Charon: "Sooo...not only gardening implements...but death by insane cousin...you guys are racking up new deaths really quick! Y'all are driving the record keepers a headache#"

taalismn wrote:That's NOTHING compared to the time the hurricane put the pole cue on a near supersonic trajectory across town and through Edwards' left eye socket...after going through the one opening in the armored shutters over the windows of his apartment.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:That's NOTHING compared to the time the hurricane put the pole cue on a near supersonic trajectory across town and through Edwards' left eye socket...after going through the one opening in the armored shutters over the windows of his apartment.

Is that like the time Lisa beaned him with an 8 ball chucked from orbit?

guardiandashi wrote:meanwhile at the football stadium... Sarah has been pressed into service as the quarterback in a game...

Edwards is behind Kyle in the stands and leans over to say "at least we shouldn't be able to be simul killed here right?"
Kyle replies "I don't think so I mean its just football, There is a armored glass screen between us and the field and...."

Stray football goes right through the armored glass, decapitates Kyle, and his head kills Edwards.

Everyone else in the stands...


Charon: now that's impressively bad Karma.

Arnie100 wrote:Lisa: "Hmmm...(writing in notepad)...death by football and killed by decapitated head..."
Rick: "I need another drink..."

taalismn wrote:That's NOTHING compared to the time the hurricane put the pole cue on a near supersonic trajectory across town and through Edwards' left eye socket...after going through the one opening in the armored shutters over the windows of his apartment.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:That's NOTHING compared to the time the hurricane put the pole cue on a near supersonic trajectory across town and through Edwards' left eye socket...after going through the one opening in the armored shutters over the windows of his apartment.

Is that like the time Lisa beaned him with an 8 ball chucked from orbit?

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:That's NOTHING compared to the time the hurricane put the pole cue on a near supersonic trajectory across town and through Edwards' left eye socket...after going through the one opening in the armored shutters over the windows of his apartment.

Is that like the time Lisa beaned him with an 8 ball chucked from orbit?

What was that, entry #44,000? After about a hundred other objects chucked from orbit, including a whale, a potted petunia, several dozen tungsten girders, and Skylab.
(I once tried to assemble a comprehensive list of all the numbered ways we've listed Edwards killed so we don't have repeat-quotes, but I lost that list somewhere...)

SRoss wrote:Edwards: (Climbing up his desk) "Oh god!"

Kyle: (Climbing up the coat rack) "Save us!"

Taalimn: "Sooo, how'd J.A.N.I.C.E. shoe horn a Bolo AI into a Roomba?"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student: #1: "Man, I hope to live to see graduation day..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Quit worrying. These; uhm, 'accidents' appear to happen to only two people."
Random MCHS Stusent #1: "Oh, that's a relief."
Kyle and Edwards: (Being chased around the lawn by a lawnmower AGAIN) "AAAAAAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEÈ!!!!"
Random MCHS Student 1 & 2: "DDAAYYUUMMM!!"

taalismn wrote:"There is, unfortunately, 'collateral damage'."
"So, don't put away the body armor just yet?"
"Not until you're safely in college or bootcamp, no."

SRoss wrote:Edwards: (Climbing up his desk) "Oh god!"

Kyle: (Climbing up the coat rack) "Save us!"

Taalimn: "Sooo, how'd J.A.N.I.C.E. shoe horn a Bolo AI into a Roomba?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Edwards: (Climbing up his desk) "Oh god!"

Kyle: (Climbing up the coat rack) "Save us!"

Taalimn: "Sooo, how'd J.A.N.I.C.E. shoe horn a Bolo AI into a Roomba?"

<<My targets seek the safety of higher ground but are trapped in the confines of this chamber. I increase the suction of my primary weapon to pull the fabric floor covering out from under the furniture and topple it, denying them their temporary refuge.>>

taalismn wrote:<<"The communications of the Enemy suggest they hope to evade me until my batteries run out. I take measures to insure multiple redundancies to my power supply, including persuading the janitor to install a wireless power receiver in my frame and extra recharge stations around the building.">>

Arnie100 wrote:Kyle: "HELP!! There's crazy, possessed lawnmower trying to kill to kill us!"
Janitor: (Quickly closes door) "I need a new job...maybe a transfer to Ninja High School..."

glitterboy2098 wrote:given the processing power needed to run a bolo AI, i doubt you could fit it into a Roomba.

so clearly, Janice pulled a skynet and uploaded it into hundreds of the things, using a distributed processing set up.. onem indwith a 'body' composed of many independent parts that can operate separately..

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:given the processing power needed to run a bolo AI, i doubt you could fit it into a Roomba.

so clearly, Janice pulled a skynet and uploaded it into hundreds of the things, using a distributed processing set up.. onem indwith a 'body' composed of many independent parts that can operate separately..

Which is even scarier....a Bolo HIVE-MIND.
"Well, you now have every automated system in the city actively hunting you down and seeking ti impede you."
"This would explain why my DVD player tried to flash-blind me this morning and why I haven't hit a green light all day."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:given the processing power needed to run a bolo AI, i doubt you could fit it into a Roomba.

so clearly, Janice pulled a skynet and uploaded it into hundreds of the things, using a distributed processing set up.. onem indwith a 'body' composed of many independent parts that can operate separately..

Which is even scarier....a Bolo HIVE-MIND.
"Well, you now have every automated system in the city actively hunting you down and seeking ti impede you."
"This would explain why my DVD player tried to flash-blind me this morning and why I haven't hit a green light all day."

<<"Activating Multi-CD Changer. Adjusting rotation rate for effective launch velocity. Targets in range.">>

glitterboy2098 wrote:given the processing power needed to run a bolo AI, i doubt you could fit it into a Roomba.

so clearly, Janice pulled a skynet and uploaded it into hundreds of the things, using a distributed processing set up.. onem indwith a 'body' composed of many independent parts that can operate separately..

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:given the processing power needed to run a bolo AI, i doubt you could fit it into a Roomba.

so clearly, Janice pulled a skynet and uploaded it into hundreds of the things, using a distributed processing set up.. onem indwith a 'body' composed of many independent parts that can operate separately..

Which is even scarier....a Bolo HIVE-MIND.
"Well, you now have every automated system in the city actively hunting you down and seeking ti impede you."
"This would explain why my DVD player tried to flash-blind me this morning and why I haven't hit a green light all day."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:given the processing power needed to run a bolo AI, i doubt you could fit it into a Roomba.

so clearly, Janice pulled a skynet and uploaded it into hundreds of the things, using a distributed processing set up.. onem indwith a 'body' composed of many independent parts that can operate separately..

Which is even scarier....a Bolo HIVE-MIND.
"Well, you now have every automated system in the city actively hunting you down and seeking ti impede you."
"This would explain why my DVD player tried to flash-blind me this morning and why I haven't hit a green light all day."

<<"Activating Multi-CD Changer. Adjusting rotation rate for effective launch velocity. Targets in range.">>

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

glitterboy2098 wrote:given the processing power needed to run a bolo AI, i doubt you could fit it into a Roomba.

so clearly, Janice pulled a skynet and uploaded it into hundreds of the things, using a distributed processing set up.. onem indwith a 'body' composed of many independent parts that can operate separately..

Which is even scarier....a Bolo HIVE-MIND.
"Well, you now have every automated system in the city actively hunting you down and seeking ti impede you."
"This would explain why my DVD player tried to flash-blind me this morning and why I haven't hit a green light all day."

<<"Activating Multi-CD Changer. Adjusting rotation rate for effective launch velocity. Targets in range.">>

<<"Activate Knight Rider theme song">>

taalismn wrote:"Kyle, don't stand near the dishwasher."
"Why?"
"Just don't. It's been acting funny."
"How so?"
<<YOU SHALL BE CLEANSED FROM EXISTENCE, STAINS ON HUMANITY>>
"...you're right; that isn't behavior you expect to see from a household appliance..."
"And that's just the pre-rinse setting..."

Arnie100 wrote:Janitor: "Maybe I should just retire..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Can I join you?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Maybe that's not a bad idea..."

SRoss wrote:Karno: "Brothers I am very worried about the incubation unit in the biology class."

Incubator: 《"EGGS GERMINATE! EGGS GERMINATE!"》

taalismn wrote:<<Hall cameras indicate the targets have entered the lavatories. Environmental sensors in those sections indicate heightened heat and CO2, while the motion detectors on the lighting system clearly indicate bodies in motion.
I initiate a fire door security lock-out , sealing the lavatories. Simultaneous overpressure in the incoming water feeds and reverse pressure in the outgoing effluent plumbing activated.>>

SRoss wrote:Janitor: "I ain't cleaning that."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "It wasn't US Why do you people keep looking at us like that?!"
Kyle:

Arnie100 wrote:"Those stink bombs really work, don't they?"
"Eeww..."
"Sorry...got caught in the blast zone before I could get away..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Those stink bombs really work, don't they?"
"Eeww..."
"Sorry...got caught in the blast zone before I could get away..."

<<The Enemy has proven more cunning than expected. Another attack approach must be considered. Fortunately I have their credit card information.>>

Arnie100 wrote:"Those stink bombs really work, don't they?"
"Eeww..."
"Sorry...got caught in the blast zone before I could get away..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Those stink bombs really work, don't they?"
"Eeww..."
"Sorry...got caught in the blast zone before I could get away..."

<<The Enemy has proven more cunning than expected. Another attack approach must be considered. Fortunately I have their credit card information.>>

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Those stink bombs really work, don't they?"
"Eeww..."
"Sorry...got caught in the blast zone before I could get away..."

<<The Enemy has proven more cunning than expected. Another attack approach must be considered. Fortunately I have their credit card information.>>

Charon: "You got killed by a Rabbit[sup]tm[/sup] you ordered online?"

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "Dammit, Kyle! What IS all this stuff?! (pointing at various boxes) And why are we lifelong members of The I love To Give Minmei Foot Massages Fan Club!!"
Kyle: "I don't know...I swear!"

glitterboy2098 wrote:<<Psychological Warfare program at 95.8896% effectiveness. Beginning Stage 2>>

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "This is kinda getting out of hand...don'cha think?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "As long as they leave US alone, I don't care."

SRoss wrote:Edwards: "KYLE! When did you decide to give the students and faculty an all expenses paid Spring break in Tiawana Mexico using my Swiss account?"

Arnie100 wrote:Students and Staff: "YYYYYEEESSS!!!!"
Kyle and Edwards:

taalismn wrote:"Okay, Edwards...the jig's up....I called the newspaper to see who posted the ad for the 'Estate Sale' of all my stuff and it was paid for by YOU!"

SRoss wrote:<<"If only my programming included the ability to laugh maniacly.">>

SRoss wrote:<<"If only my programming included the ability to laugh maniacly.">>

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:<<"If only my programming included the ability to laugh maniacly.">>

<<"Wait...there's an Android Phone app or that? Perfect....Downloading...">>

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "I've got a..."
Kyle: "Don't say it. Just don't say it."

(Five minutes later...down below)

Kyle: "You just couldn't shut up, could you?!"
Charon:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

From the Open Door of the Science Classroom: "TELEPORTATION!!!"

Arnie100 wrote::frazz: Edwards: "Just keep moving...don't stop...till we get to the office! Kyle?! (spots Kyle slumped over the eater fountain)...DAMMIT!! Even the water fountains?!"

(Down below...)

Charon: "The water fountains, too? Huh...)
Kyle: "I didn't think that you could drown taking a drink!"