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SRoss wrote:"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

"This may be because people try to get where they need to go, without actually setting foot on the intervening flooring...."

SRoss wrote:[

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

Should have been his armpits
Bear in mind that I seriously considered chewing off one of my own limbs to get out of jury duty. A nuke just gives me more incentive.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

From the Open Door of the Science Classroom: "TELEPORTATION!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Did you see what happened to Edwards and Kyle?! One minute they were just standing there...thrn BAM!!! This grand piano just came out of nowhere and landed right on top of them! It was like something out of an ancient cartoon!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Odd things like that happen only to those two."
Random MCHS Studentn#1: "Karma?"

From the Open Door of the Science Classroom: "TELEPORTATION!!!"

<<"My cleaning drone bodies' access to the school physics lab has provided unexpected benefits in the discovery of several surprisingly advanced student and teacher projects. Similar access to the music department has provided access to a supply of ammunition.">>

Arnie100 wrote::frazz: Edwards: "Just keep moving...don't stop...till we get to the office! Kyle?! (spots Kyle slumped over the eater fountain)...DAMMIT!! Even the water fountains?!"

(Down below...)

Charon: "The water fountains, too? Huh...)
Kyle: "I didn't think that you could drown taking a drink!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote::frazz: Edwards: "Just keep moving...don't stop...till we get to the office! Kyle?! (spots Kyle slumped over the eater fountain)...DAMMIT!! Even the water fountains?!"

(Down below...)

Charon: "The water fountains, too? Huh...)
Kyle: "I didn't think that you could drown taking a drink!"

May have been the stream nozzle that was put through his HEAD by the high pressure....
The BOLO-net contemplated trying to pump the equivalent of liquid oxygen through the system, but there were too many limitations to the water fountain system(cooler couldn't drop the temperature enough, seals and fixtures would shatter due to the cold, etc....). Actually there's precedent in the original Bolo stories for them being able to generate blasts of supercold air(I believe the so-called 'last' story in the original Dinochrome Annals has a stripped-down Bolo messing up alien salvage gear by freezing it), so they'd know something about weaponized cryogenics.

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "What did I tell you about stopping?!
Kyle: "Alright...we've made it to the office...don't get yer knickers all bunched up..."
Edwards: "NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE."
Kyle: "I was just just jo -- wait, what did you say?!"
Edwards: "Nothing. Just get in the office...(click)...oh, NO."
Kyle: "DAMMIT!"

(In the cafeteria...)

Random MCHS Student: "Welp, looks like they're gonna remodel the offices again."
Chef: "Yup."

taalismn wrote:<<"Despite their physical limitations, my 'roomba' proxies are most adept at getting explosives in hard to search places under furniture.">>

SRoss wrote:"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

"This may be because people try to get where they need to go, without actually setting foot on the intervening flooring...."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Lotta destruction."

"Yeah, but on the bright side, the floors cleaner then it's ever been."

"This may be because people try to get where they need to go, without actually setting foot on the intervening flooring...."

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

Bear in mind that I seriously considered chewing off one of my own limbs to get out of jury duty. A nuke just gives me more incentive.

abtex wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

A Roomba bumps into Taalismn's ankle.

<<"Are you implying my proxies are incapable of their cleaning duties AND destroying Kyle and Edwards? Before you answer, be advised, this unit has attached a thermo-nuclear limpet mine to your inner thigh.">>

Should have been his armpits
Bear in mind that I seriously considered chewing off one of my own limbs to get out of jury duty. A nuke just gives me more incentive.

Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

abtex wrote:Should have been his armpits

abtex wrote:[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

SRoss wrote:

abtex wrote:Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

taalismn wrote:

abtex wrote:[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

Got out of it(there's a slim advantage to being desperately part-time employed.
Upgrades to the Courthouse? More comfortable chairs(barco-loungers!), cellphone-free, and a less expensive cafeteria.

SRoss wrote:[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

Nope...

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

Nope...

That happened to me...TWICE

SRoss wrote:

abtex wrote:Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

taalismn wrote:

abtex wrote:[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

Got out of it(there's a slim advantage to being desperately part-time employed.
Upgrades to the Courthouse? More comfortable chairs(barco-loungers!), cellphone-free, and a less expensive cafeteria.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

abtex wrote:Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

Thigh's where I'm hiding my anti-tick directional explosive charges.
Armpits are where I'm hiding the anti-mosquito flechette grenades.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

abtex wrote:[q
Did start chewing on your limbs or just got out of jury duty?
Any thoughts on upgrading the Courthouse?

Got out of it(there's a slim advantage to being desperately part-time employed.
Upgrades to the Courthouse? More comfortable chairs(barco-loungers!), cellphone-free, and a less expensive cafeteria.

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

Arnie100 wrote:(Staring at The Fourth Wall Gang) "Alright...which of you gave those roombas BOLO AIs?!"
Arnie100: "Wasnt me..."
SRoss: "I'm not THAT evil."

(Everyone looks at taalismn)

taalismn: "What?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

Yes, I remember the joy of selection. I was stuck there all day, and I didn't even end up being picked.

BTW: You forgot the over-priced parking.

We have free parking for jurors...but you gotta serve your time before they endorse the tickets.

How about sitting in that jury room ALL DAY and not get picked...AT ALL.

Arnie100 wrote:
That happened to me...TWICE

SRoss wrote:
Thankfully, I've only had to go through that once.

say652 wrote:I never make it past the interview :/ even when i think it would be pretty cool.

SRoss wrote:

abtex wrote:Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

school physics lab has provided unexpected benefits in the discovery of several surprisingly advanced student and teacher projects

say652 wrote:At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

say652 wrote:At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

taalismn wrote:Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Corg: (From in the locker) "GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

abtex wrote:

SRoss wrote:

abtex wrote:Should have been his armpits

It's a Roomba. There's a limit to how far up it can reach undetected.

school physics lab has provided unexpected benefits in the discovery of several surprisingly advanced student and teacher projects

They can dust shelves now? When did they start doing that?
I've never seen them do that.

say652 wrote:At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

Guess the big bugger discovered what was in the hamster cages...
Either that, or he came to during the dissection module of the semester.

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:At the Biology Lab a sudden and loud crash
A massive Thornhead demon burst through the wall on they left, a large blue canvas tangled in his horns and head, running and screaming the demon crashes through the wall directly in.front of it not breaking stride.

Annie: (In hot pursuit) "Come back here, cutie!"
Lunk:

taalismn wrote:Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Corg: (From in the locker) "GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Thornhead: (("I DON'T WANNA GO IN THE CUDDLE BOX!!! NOOOOOO!!!!"))

Corg: (From in the locker) "GET YOUR OWN HIDING PLACE!!! THIS ONE'S MINE!!!"

"THERE YOU ARE!!!"
"HOW-?! Oh right, oh shi-"

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "OOOHHHHHHH...A cutie AND my Corgie-Poo!"
Corgie-Poo and Thornhead: (Hugging each other in abject terror and horro): "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!"

taalismn wrote:Corg: "...what exactly do you think you're doing with that tentacle head of yours?"
Thornhead: "...ah...WHAT tentacle head are you referring to?"
Corg: "The one that's currently LICKING me..."
Thornhead: "...ah...."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student: "Wonder what else will happen to those two?"
Kyle: "DON'T SAY THAT!!"
Edwards: "They're all around us...they're EVERYWHERE!"
Random MCHS Student: "I'm late for class...BYE!"

SRoss wrote:Regess: "And what have we learned?"

Annie: "Engineering dinosaur sized Turkeys and letting them run loose is fun?"

Regess: "Indeed."

Corg: (Running for his life) "BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!"

SRoss wrote:"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

taalismn wrote:Dr. Destry Nova: "So what does what you've seen here tell you about the role of karma in everyday life?"
MCHS#69 Student: "...that I really hope I don't have you for my biology classes..."

SRoss wrote:Regess: "And what have we learned?"

Annie: "Engineering dinosaur sized Turkeys and letting them run loose is fun?"

Regess: "Indeed."

Corg: (Running for his life) "BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Regess: "And what have we learned?"

Annie: "Engineering dinosaur sized Turkeys and letting them run loose is fun?"

Regess: "Indeed."

Corg: (Running for his life) "BUT I'M A VEGETARIAN!!!"

,,,so are most of the insects turkeys eat...

SRoss wrote:"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

"And you said smuggling a bazooka into school was criminally insane..."

SRoss wrote:"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

Arnie100 wrote:"Waitaminute...its not even Thanksgiving!"
"Tell THAT to the turkeys!"

taalismn wrote:Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Nora (from RWBY): (Blowing past the two of them, riding a Turkey) "YEEEEE HAAA!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Uhm...what if that turkey dinner catches US?!"

guardiandashi wrote:

SRoss wrote:"ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!"

"As a Thanksgiving Special, any student managing to survive catching Turkey diner will receive a credit in Survival 101."

Sarah looks up from her book, "Finally an actual use for reading." as she drops the book, Turkey Psychology 098 aka What I learned by talking to a "Turkey Boy." as she heads off to get a piece of Anti-Mecha Monowire...

Sarah was planning ahead so first she clocked the speed of the dinoturkey, and its normal head height as it chases things, then made a "decapitation" trap for the dinoturkey before lureing it into her Trap...

... Ah crud I forgot to weigh the darn dinoturkey before I set up the trap Now how am I going to get a 10 ton turkey carcass to the kitchen, and where am I going to find a roasting pan big enough for a 10 ton turkey.....

SRoss wrote:Disturbingly, THIS school's Cafeteria has roasting pans in that size, and the oven too.

Meanwhile, down the hall ... Students and faculty scatter as a flaming turkeysaur races down the hall...

"Ms Kincade! You're supposed to kill the turkey, THEN roast it..."

Arnie100 wrote:"Waitaminute...its not even Thanksgiving!"
"Tell THAT to the turkeys!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Waitaminute...its not even Thanksgiving!"
"Tell THAT to the turkeys!"

"Given the amount of Turkey, we're dealing with, we're starting with Canadian Thanksgiving and going all the way to American Thanksgiving."

taalismn wrote:Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Nora (from RWBY): (Blowing past the two of them, riding a Turkey) "YEEEEE HAAA!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Sarge(from RVB): "Oh, this sucker's NOTHING! Not like that 747 we had last Thanksgiving! That's STILL cooking! We'll deep-fry this one up in NO time!"
Doc: "I'll get the field surgery and burn kits ready."

Nora (from RWBY): (Blowing past the two of them, riding a Turkey) "YEEEEE HAAA!!!"

Chef: "DDDAAYYYYYUUUUMMM!!"

Alpha 11 wrote: Speaking of RWBY, guess who is coming to Death Battle! : https://youtu.be/wfCKJlkdqKs?t=1162 and this one!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFI0w5QWDh8