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Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

"This looks like Mister Edwards' tie clip in this meatloaf..."
"That's it, I'm brownbagging it from now on..."

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote: Speaking of RWBY, guess who is coming to Death Battle! : https://youtu.be/wfCKJlkdqKs?t=1162 and this one!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFI0w5QWDh8

Yang, of course is already an expert at turkey combat. I think I'm going to beat the rush put my money on her...

Well, is she does win, it won't be easy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeZNC6AHBLM I think this one might be close.

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Announcer: "On the lunch menu today is turkey or soylent green..."

"This looks like Mister Edwards' tie clip in this meatloaf..."
"That's it, I'm brownbagging it from now on..."

Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) "Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?"

SRoss wrote:Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) "Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?"

Ryohko: (Aiming a flamethrower) "STAY FROM MY MAN, YOU HUSSIES!'
Ayeka: (Aiming another flamethrower) "Looks like we'll be having turkey leftovers for a while!"

"And how many students will be going home for a happy family thanksgiving?"
"My family's sending me to visit my uncle somewhere up north..."
"Last time I tried to go home on break, I learned they'd moved away...like off-planet."
"I live in a warzone in a condemned building in the no-man's land. Why would I WANT to go home for thanksgiving? In fact, I'm thinking of inviting my family HERE."

SRoss wrote:Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) "Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?"

Tenchi, didn't you know, Murffy always has an ear near you.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Tenchi: "At least with everyone distracted by these turkeys, I'll get a break from all these girls."

The Dante Daughters: (In full Praxian Warrior garb, carrying a trussed up turkey) "Hiii Tenchi! Care to join us for dinner?"

Ryohko: (Aiming a flamethrower) "STAY FROM MY MAN, YOU HUSSIES!'
Ayeka: (Aiming another flamethrower) "Looks like we'll be having turkey leftovers for a while!"

taalismn wrote:"And how many students will be going home for a happy family thanksgiving?"
"My family's sending me to visit my uncle somewhere up north..."
"Last time I tried to go home on break, I learned they'd moved away...like off-planet."
"I live in a warzone in a condemned building in the no-man's land. Why would I WANT to go home for thanksgiving? In fact, I'm thinking of inviting my family HERE."

"Wait...so what will be on the menu?!"
"Depends on who's doing the cooking."
"Which means I'm outta here."
"Ditto."

Arnie100 wrote:"Wait...so what will be on the menu?!"
"Depends on who's doing the cooking."
"Which means I'm outta here."
"Ditto."

Akane: HAY!!!!!!!!

Erin: (Flaming on) "Girl fight, for Tenchi!"

Sara: (Cracking her knuckles) "Let's rock."

Tenchi: "Can't I get a break?!
Ryohko: "Don't worry, Tenchi! We'll protect you!!"
Ayeka: "Of course, we will! Let's take 'em down!"
Ryohko: "For once I agree with her!
Tenchi:

Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "And they say WE have dirty minds."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We do have SOME standards."

SRoss wrote:Erin: (Flaming on) "Girl fight, for Tenchi!"

Sara: (Cracking her knuckles) "Let's rock."

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi: "Can't I get a break?!
Ryohko: "Don't worry, Tenchi! We'll protect you!!"
Ayeka: "Of course, we will! Let's take 'em down!"
Ryohko: "For once I agree with her!
Tenchi:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

"In an emergency the male faculty and students will mount anything. Wait! ... That didn't come out right!!!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "And they say WE have dirty minds."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We do have SOME standards."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

Edwards: "That was; uhm, ME."
Kyle and Charon:

Kyle: "Actually, I'm not all that surprised."
Edwards: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "And those two are on the staff? No wonder our quality of education SUCKS."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Uhm..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That didn't come out right, did?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Nope."

SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Male MCH Student: "Girl fight! Over Ten chi!!! Guys I think we should saddle these turkeys ride for the hills."

Charon:"What the ...?"
Kyle: "All I know was I was walking along, minding my own business, when somebody slammed me with a heavy saddle, then jumped on top of it, and me, started yelling 'GETTIYUP!" and put the spurs to me..."

Edwards: "That was; uhm, ME."
Kyle and Charon:

taalismn wrote:Kyle: "Actually, I'm not all that surprised."
Edwards: "What's THAT supposed to mean?!"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "And those two are on the staff? No wonder our quality of education SUCKS."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Uhm..."
Random MCHS Student #1: "That didn't come out right, did?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Nope."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

"I think I saw the turkeys playing polo with Edwards and Kyle."
"Oh?"
"The turkeys were RIDING them."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

"It's the last centuries before release that are the longest..."

Arnie100 wrote:"I think I saw the turkeys playing polo with Edwards and Kyle."
"Oh?"
"The turkeys were RIDING them."

Ya, I could see that happening to them.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Joining the other Fourth Wallers in the Armoured Teacher's Lounge) "So, how many centuries left on our Community Service sentence?"

Taalismn: "According to Nova? More then we can count."

"It's the last centuries before release that are the longest..."

Arnie100: "At least they're not making us corral the turkeys."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "At least they're not making us corral the turkeys."

Don't say that to loudly, it might give them ideals.

A strange looking Catman wearing a Green Cord Suit, White leather shoes, a purple shirt and a Leopard print tie walks in the front door, his hair slicked tightly to his head to form a part he began walking towards the office.

"Is that the new Hall Monitor?"
"Betting pool starts now."

Smiling, and showing his massive teeth "Sebastian Snow, the new hall guardian."
He extends his massive clawed paw to shake hands.

Ordered to begin his duty in the Cafeteria Mr Snow, as his new Elite Job as Hall Guardian bestowed this title, walked through the door as a stream of Molten Plasma came at him, slapping the blast to the Ground then stamping his foot and shaking the Entire structure.
"Do you have a pass?" Mr Snow asked politely?

Over the P.A.: "Attention, students snd staff, please welcome our new hall monitor, Mr. Snow. Please, no side bets on how long he'll stay. Thank you."
Random MCHS Student #1: "We have a new hall monitor?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup. Came in yesterday."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wonder how long he'll survive..."

Erin: (Walking down the hall, talking on a Smart Phone) "No Grampa, it wasn't Ragnarok, it was Thanksgiving! No, I'm not going to give back the sword yet. It's show & tell today in Defence Against Dark Arts class."

Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

“So he’s the new hall monitor?”
“Yep.”
“That means he’ll be monitoring the halls, right?”
“That’s what’s in the job description I understand, yes.”
“Means he’ll be spending a lot of time in Hall B, right?”
“Well, that is the biggest, longest, hall, and can be considered axial to the entire building, yes. It would make sense.”
“Then does he know about the Cleveland Project?”
“I’ve heard of it, but I don’t know the specifics. Physics Club’s pet project, right? It’s not nuclear, is it?”
“Not unless you count the reactor under the pool.”
“Reactor under the pool? You’re kidding me...”
“No, remember what we learned in History where the first nuclear reactor for the Manhattan Project was hidden..”
“Oh right. The Cleveland Project’s not about a bomb, is it?”
“No, the Physics Club’s building a model of the SDF-1’s main rail guns.”
“Nice. What scale?”
“Full scale.”
“You’re kidding me. No way they could do that! Power requirements alone-”
“Water-cooled reactor.”
“Okay, but the barrel! NO way the Principle would NOT see them building the barrel-”
“Barrel’s Hall B.”
“Wha-”
“Why else do you think Physics Club’s taken over all the lockers along Hall B? They’re installing magnets in the lockers. Got’em in the floors and ceiling too. Wiring the coordination firing through Computer Lab. They’re already calculating the thing can kick at ninety gees of acceleration.”
“And the projectile?”
“The solenoid’s about the size of a metal desk. Like the ones certain administrators and -“
“Edwards’ and the hall monitor’s desk.”
“Right.”
“But if Hall B’s a massdriver barrel, what’s the target?”
“Check the line of sight on Hall B.”
“Heads out either over the Lakes or inland into the mountains between us and Monument City...either they’re trying to launch stuff into orbit or blast a new pass through the mountains, but which is it? Oh, of course, ‘Cleveland Project’...’Cleave Land’....du’h!”

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

Erin: (Plopping a huge flaming sword on through Arnie100's desk Property of Surtr stenciled in Norse runes on the side) "This is my umpteenth great grandpa's sword, he needs it back by Tuesday."

Arnie100: "Those reparo spells sure come in handy..."

say652 wrote:A strange looking Catman wearing a Green Cord Suit, White leather shoes, a purple shirt and a Leopard print tie walks in the front door, his hair slicked tightly to his head to form a part he began walking towards the office.

Don't have a clue.

taalismn wrote:"Is that the new Hall Monitor?"
"Betting pool starts now."

say652 wrote:Smiling, and showing his massive teeth "Sebastian Snow, the new hall guardian."
He extends his massive clawed paw to shake hands.

I thought he ran for it?

say652 wrote:Ordered to begin his duty in the Cafeteria Mr Snow, as his new Elite Job as Hall Guardian bestowed this title, walked through the door as a stream of Molten Plasma came at him, slapping the blast to the Ground then stamping his foot and shaking the Entire structure.
"Do you have a pass?" Mr Snow asked politely?

Arnie100 wrote:Over the P.A.: "Attention, students snd staff, please welcome our new hall monitor, Mr. Snow. Please, no side bets on how long he'll stay. Thank you."
Random MCHS Student #1: "We have a new hall monitor?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup. Came in yesterday."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wonder how long he'll survive..."

SRoss wrote:Erin: (Walking down the hall, talking on a Smart Phone) "No Grampa, it wasn't Ragnarok, it was Thanksgiving! No, I'm not going to give back the sword yet. It's show & tell today in Defence Against Dark Arts class."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

And even THAT, might be to little.

taalismn wrote:“So he’s the new hall monitor?”
“Yep.”
“That means he’ll be monitoring the halls, right?”
“That’s what’s in the job description I understand, yes.”
“Means he’ll be spending a lot of time in Hall B, right?”
“Well, that is the biggest, longest, hall, and can be considered axial to the entire building, yes. It would make sense.”
“Then does he know about the Cleveland Project?”
“I’ve heard of it, but I don’t know the specifics. Physics Club’s pet project, right? It’s not nuclear, is it?”
“Not unless you count the reactor under the pool.”
“Reactor under the pool? You’re kidding me...”
“No, remember what we learned in History where the first nuclear reactor for the Manhattan Project was hidden..”
“Oh right. The Cleveland Project’s not about a bomb, is it?”
“No, the Physics Club’s building a model of the SDF-1’s main rail guns.”
“Nice. What scale?”
“Full scale.”
“You’re kidding me. No way they could do that! Power requirements alone-”
“Water-cooled reactor.”
“Okay, but the barrel! NO way the Principle would NOT see them building the barrel-”
“Barrel’s Hall B.”
“Wha-”
“Why else do you think Physics Club’s taken over all the lockers along Hall B? They’re installing magnets in the lockers. Got’em in the floors and ceiling too. Wiring the coordination firing through Computer Lab. They’re already calculating the thing can kick at ninety gees of acceleration.”
“And the projectile?”
“The solenoid’s about the size of a metal desk. Like the ones certain administrators and -“
“Edwards’ and the hall monitor’s desk.”
“Right.”
“But if Hall B’s a massdriver barrel, what’s the target?”
“Check the line of sight on Hall B.”
“Heads out either over the Lakes or inland into the mountains between us and Monument City...either they’re trying to launch stuff into orbit or blast a new pass through the mountains, but which is it? Oh, of course, ‘Cleveland Project’...’Cleave Land’....du’h!”

That is one SCARRY class.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I wonder what the kids're bringing to show & tell today...wait...do I even want to know?! Well, better make sure the nets and cages are ready. I'm wondering if I should set up a trauma ward..."

Erin: (Plopping a huge flaming sword on through Arnie100's desk Property of Surtr stenciled in Norse runes on the side) "This is my umpteenth great grandpa's sword, he needs it back by Tuesday."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "Those reparo spells sure come in handy..."

Using the electric motor setting in his Jump Bike, Mr Snow patrolled the many halls. Wearing his preferred cargo pants, a sleeveless t shirt with his multioptics visor on top of his head.

He looked more like a wandering Mercenary than a Hall Guardian.

say652 wrote:Using the electric motor setting in his Jump Bike, Mr Snow patrolled the many halls. Wearing his preferred cargo pants, a sleeveless t shirt with his multioptics visor on top of his head.

He looked more like a wandering Mercenary than a Hall Guardian.

At least until the walls started humming, his bike started levitating, then suddenly and unexpectedly hit 90 gees of acceleration.....

"So at that speed what happens to anything organic?"
"Well, depending on how tough he is, and whether he lied on his personnel file, he either becomes a glowing ionized tracer trail or he gets to see what a hypersonic bullet feels like before hitting a mountainside."

Several miles later removing himself from a crater, smoking clothes and bike vaporized.

Mr Snow, relatively unhurt prepared his workman comp case.....

"HE SURVIVED! *SQUEE!* I HAVE A NEW GUINEA PIG!!!"

Ah, being munchkin only means everybody else doesn't have to hold back.

taalismn wrote:"HE SURVIVED! *SQUEE!* I HAVE A NEW GUINEA PIG!!!"

Ah, being munchkin only means everybody else doesn't have to hold back.

Sarah: "Hmmm, I wonder, what if we convert the hallway from a Mass Driver into a Reflex Cannon?"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"HE SURVIVED! *SQUEE!* I HAVE A NEW GUINEA PIG!!!"

Ah, being munchkin only means everybody else doesn't have to hold back.

Sarah: "Hmmm, I wonder, what if we convert the hallway from a Mass Driver into a Reflex Cannon?"

"Stay where you are, Mister Snow, we want to try something."

Edwards: "At least they found someone new to torment!"
Kyle: "Shut up before they notice us!"

If you want someone really powerful to experiment on I know a guy....

say652 wrote:If you want someone really powerful to experiment on I know a guy....

"Mr. Snow, we frown on volunteering your Fourth Wall counterpart for in-thread activities. He looks rather fragile for what the Physics Class seems to have in mind...."

According to my union rep, all experimental hours are billed at double overtime and 16 hours of vacation is accumulated per session.
Also my insurance company replaced the motorcycle.

Here is my paperwork for my comp case, I have anxiety and require smoking this acrid smelling tobacco that makes me hungry.....

"Well we have no tobacco, but there's plenty of Flower of Life and used Hookahs lying around."

I got a prescription for catnip sir.

say652 wrote:I got a prescription for catnip sir.

Sarah: "CAT!?!"