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Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "HOW DID WE GET INTO A SPACESHIP?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I WANNA GO HOME!!"

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:Kallen Pet: (Whacking Makoto in the back of the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer) "If you can add team mates, so can we!"

Can't see the video. Its been blocked.

It worked fine when I tried it, but I've changed the link, so try it again. It's a very strange Beetles song.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Makoto blocks Kallen's hammer strikes with Haruka(much to the latter's dismay, but with the resignation of all-too-familiar abuse*), then zaps Kallen HARD with a lightning attack. Krispy Kitty.

(*Seeing as Haruka's Shemarrian counterpart basically used her as a punching bag and a projectile against a bionic Ranma-chan/Ranko analogue. Doubly ironic since Genma Saotome would have readily approved of such behavior and used it as body-toughening exercise...on Ranma, not himself...The martial artist's path is fraight with pain and hardship)

I'd have imagined it would take a miracle for Makoto to land a hit on Kallen before she had cat girl reflexes, she must have burned through all the luck she had?

Makoto: (Raising arms in the air) "YES! I'M INVINC..."

Washu: "PRETTY SAMMY ICEGUARD ATTACK!!!"

"RING OUT! MAKOTO!"

MCH #69 Student #1: "Trapped in a block of ice with Sailor Jupiter! Just like my fan fic!"
MCH #69 Student #2: "Your an idiot, you know that, right?"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "What? Sailor Jupiter's AWESOME!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "WHY? Why ME?"

taalismn wrote:Washu advances onto the battleground. There's Sailor Pluto in a precariously tied negligee, apparently blissfully asleep on a settee dragged out into the middle of the arena.
Washu: "Is she even AWAKE? Never mind...I'll just knock her out with SCIEN-"
Pluto's hand shoots up and briefly touches Washu over her groin.
With a really bliss-blitzed look on her face, Washu collapses next to Pluto.

" TEN COUNT....RING OUT, WASHU!"

"TEN COUNT...RING OUT, PLUTO!"

"...what the hell was that?"
"Saotome Sleep Combat Parry Technique combined with Sapphire Cobra Tantric Sex Point attack. Pluto seems to have remembered something practical from her three years being seduced."
"THat's one SERIOUS afterglow."
"Is that even LEGAL?"
"Is ANY of this legal?"
"Well, at least the stadium's still standing, and we're still all breathing. Mutual knockout's kinda disappointment, though."
"Why'd they count Pluto out then?"
"Gotta be provably conscious to remain in the game. Does she LOOK awake?"
"I'm still trying to figure out how she got into the stadium like that!"
"Keep working on getting us OUT of the stadium."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Don't worry, I got the emergency power working."

Random MCH #69 Student: "Emergency power?"

GlaDOS: "Hello how are you? Fine, that's nice... I'M A POTATO!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "SRoss, now you're just torturing the students."
SRoss: "I KNOW."

taalismn wrote:"Well, the fight's over! Shouldn't the doors open, now that the crisis situation is over and lockdown should be lifted?"
"TWO CONTESTANTS REMAIN."
"Ah...two?! I didn't think Sailor Neptune was attendimg-"
"SAILOR NEPTUNE IS NOT ONE OF THE REMAINING CONTESTANTS."
"Who then....oh, great...HER..."
"Who?!"
"Sailor Saturn...."
"But she's a frail little-"
"Silence Glaive. Bringer of the Silence."
"Urk..."
"The Shemarrians trained her as a ninja...superior stealth trumps strength...."
"Urm..."
"A ninja with the Silence Glaive..."
"...ack..."
"When does the contest begin?"
"THE CONTEST HAS ALREADY BEGUN."
"But there's nobody on the field---ph, of course, there's gotta be TWO ninjas on the field...But who's the other ninja?"
"We've got TWO stealth operatives on the field with WMDs?! What the hell?"
"The contest will likely be invisible...until everything blows up."
"OPEN THE %*&^&%&^ING DOOR, HAL!!!!!!!"
"CANT DO THAT, DAVE."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "HOW DID WE GET INTO A SPACESHIP?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I WANNA GO HOME!!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "HOW DID WE GET INTO A SPACESHIP?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I WANNA GO HOME!!"

"But...you told me your home is a dump, inhabited by pathetic losers..."
"PATHETIC LOSERS WHO AREN'T RUNNING AROUND WITH WORLD-ENDING WEAPONRY, UNDER THE CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY!!! 'COLLATERAL DAMAGE' IN MY HOME MEANT TRIPPING ON THE EMPTY BEER CAN PYRAMIDS!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:<<I'm sorry, Dave...but I really cannot allow you to leave!">>
"I'll give you some naked Minmei pictures..."
<<Hhhhmmmm...possibilities...>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's this Dave guy?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Don't care. As long as the door opens!"

SRoss wrote:"Whoever it is must have serious ninja skills if Saturn can't even see her?"

Arnie100 wrote:<<I'm sorry, Dave...but I really cannot allow you to leave!>>
"I'll give you some naked Minmei pictures..."
<<Hhhhmmmm...possibilities...>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's this Dave guy?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Don't care. As long as the door opens!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:<<I'm sorry, Dave...but I really cannot allow you to leave!">>
"I'll give you some naked Minmei pictures..."
<<Hhhhmmmm...possibilities...>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Who's this Dave guy?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Don't care. As long as the door opens!"

"What if it's a trapdoor?"
"Negative vibes, man, enough with your negative vibes!"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I JUST WANNA LIVE!!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "ME TOO!"
<<I'm sorry...but I cannot allow you to leave without proper...incentives.>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "What the...extorted by a computer?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Seriously..."

taalismn wrote:"Don't you already have our credit card numbers?"
"Let's hope this isn't one of those 'give me your flesh' sorts of things."

SRoss wrote:GlaDOS: <<While you are waiting, Cake or Death?>>

taalismn wrote:"I know a certain Bleen who would ask what's the catch there...and I'd agree with him."

say652 wrote:Using a large Satellite dish as a drop in, Flying Snow zooms and does bike stunts the Legendary Patrana would be proud of.
Smoking a cigarette and wearing his trademark white leopard fur duster, the hall monitor will continue his trick show until 3:30...

say652 wrote:Using a large Satellite dish as a drop in, Flying Snow zooms and does bike stunts the Legendary Patrana would be proud of.
Smoking a cigarette and wearing his trademark white leopard fur duster, the hall monitor will continue his trick show until 3:30...

say652 wrote:Removing his jacket and placing his visor atop his head, Mr Snow asked the group of rowdy students "Do you have a hall pass?" As he exited the Jump Bike. Jumping nearly 500 feet up in the air spinning he Palm slapped the ground the surrounding Turkey students are hurled back around a hundred feet.
"Goooooobbbbbbbbllllllleeeee....THUD!"
Mr Snow rounds up the thirteen troublesome students and promptly brings them to the office.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Using a large Satellite dish as a drop in, Flying Snow zooms and does bike stunts the Legendary Patrana would be proud of.
Smoking a cigarette and wearing his trademark white leopard fur duster, the hall monitor will continue his trick show until 3:30...

...when he flies into the molecular chain mono-line webbing somebody set in place around the end of the field.
Dragging long on his cig for the extra tension-relieving hit of nicotine, mopping at the bleeding grid-work of cuts all over his skin, and looking at the neatly sectioned pieces of the former satellite dish, he shakily thanks his lucky stars for making a braking flip-turn at the end of his speed run, and not going through the goal posts like he originally planned to, and again wonders if babysitting brats with access to literally cutting edge military hardware and assassination equipment is really worth a civil servant's measly paycheck.

"Funny boy. He thinks he's actually getting paid for this?"

Arnie100 wrote:Flying Snow suddenly finds himself surrounded by a pack of angry and hungry giant turkeys...

"GOBBLE GOBBLE!!"
Flying Snow: "OH SH --!!"

say652 wrote:Removing his jacket and placing his visor atop his head, Mr Snow asked the group of rowdy students "Do you have a hall pass?" As he exited the Jump Bike. Jumping nearly 500 feet up in the air spinning he Palm slapped the ground the surrounding Turkey students are hurled back around a hundred feet.
"Goooooobbbbbbbbllllllleeeee....THUD!"
Mr Snow rounds up the thirteen troublesome students and promptly brings them to the office.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Removing his jacket and placing his visor atop his head, Mr Snow asked the group of rowdy students "Do you have a hall pass?" As he exited the Jump Bike. Jumping nearly 500 feet up in the air spinning he Palm slapped the ground the surrounding Turkey students are hurled back around a hundred feet.
"Goooooobbbbbbbbllllllleeeee....THUD!"
Mr Snow rounds up the thirteen troublesome students and promptly brings them to the office.

...escorts them to the door, kicks them inside, than shuts the door behind them, and walks...briskly...bck down the hall.
No way in hell is he going to deal with the principle or any of the other administration officers....

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile in the arena.

Random MCH #69 Student #1: "How many bondsmaids do the EShemarians have?"
Random MCH #69 Student #2: "How many first years do we have with goddess level super powers?"
Both of them: "Crap! We're never getting out of here!"

Minmei: "Why not just have a rap battle to settle it?"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Minmei and rap?! Are the doors still -- DAMMIT#"
Random MCHS Student #2: "NNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!"
Minmei: "HAH! A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE!!"
Random MCHS Student #1 & #2: "DDDOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEED!!" (Bender-style)

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "I will now start with the French National Anthem-"
(The sound of several hundred explosive kunai and the Silence Glaive destroying the stadium sound system and collapsing the stage cuts her short)

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:Kallen Pet: (Whacking Makoto in the back of the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer) "If you can add team mates, so can we!"

Can't see the video. Its been blocked.

It worked fine when I tried it, but I've changed the link, so try it again. It's a very strange Beetles song.

Still blocked.

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I WAS THE NUMBER ONE SINGER ON BOARD THE SDF-1!!! We would've lost the war if it weren't for ME!"
Dana: "My, what a big head you have."

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "I will now start with the French National Anthem-"
(The sound of several hundred explosive kunai and the Silence Glaive destroying the stadium sound system and collapsing the stage cuts her short)

SRoss wrote:Everyone in the arena, including Setsuna: "Yeeess!!!"

guardiandashi wrote:

taalismn wrote:Minmei: "I will now start with the French National Anthem-"
(The sound of several hundred explosive kunai and the Silence Glaive destroying the stadium sound system and collapsing the stage cuts her short)

And in an alternate Reality.... that appears as a Hologram that everyone in the stadium can see "including Minmei"

Minmei: "I will now start with my hit single My Time to be a Star..."

there is a blue flash of light and Menmei appears on an identical stage with an entire audience of cardboard cutouts... sound track of cheering crowds. the focus zooms out the stadium is in the middle of a field. which is in the middle of a plain in the middle of a continent on a planet. and then you see an overview, "planet population... 0,000,000,001 A person steps away from the screen in Shemarian battle dress and says: "Commence Base Delta Zero bombardment ... primary target... Minmei."

"its the only way to be sure."


after living through the whole Macross saga, 15 times, and the SDF-1 crash up until the launch of the SDF-3 and additional 10 times, Alecia really despises Minmei and especially that song.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:Kallen Pet: (Whacking Makoto in the back of the head with Maxwell's Silver Hammer) "If you can add team mates, so can we!"

Can't see the video. Its been blocked.

It worked fine when I tried it, but I've changed the link, so try it again. It's a very strange Beetles song.

Still blocked.

Sigh, just go to YouTube and type Maxwell's Silver Hammer. Your bound to find one that works...

SRoss wrote:Seeing her chance, Megara leaps atop the wreckage, grabs the mic out of Minmei's outstretched hand and starts to sing.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "LET US OUT!! LET US OUT!!"
Minmei: "LET ME SING!! LET ME SING!!!" :

taalismn wrote:Principle: "We may want to rethink the budget for the music department....or cut it out entirely if she has tenure..."

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I WAS THE NUMBER ONE SINGER ON BOARD THE SDF-1!!! We would've lost the war if it weren't for ME!"
Dana: "My, what a big head you have."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "I WAS THE NUMBER ONE SINGER ON BOARD THE SDF-1!!! We would've lost the war if it weren't for ME!"
Dana: "My, what a big head you have."

*BLAM*
Blooper Minmei: "....ack..."#thud#
Crossover Minmei: (lowering shotgun)"Quit disgracing the name, kid."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, great...TWO OF THEM."
Random MCHS Student #2: "WE'RE SO SCREWED."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, great...TWO OF THEM."
Random MCHS Student #2: "WE'RE SO SCREWED."

Crosspver Minmei: "With that attitude, kid, it's highly unlikely. You're most likely going to die a virgin."

Arnie100 wrote:[

Random MCHS Student #1: "We've got girlfriends."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Find any boyfriends, yet? Haven't scared anyone away?"
Crossover Minmei: :

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, great...TWO OF THEM."
Random MCHS Student #2: "WE'RE SO SCREWED."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, great...TWO OF THEM."
Random MCHS Student #2: "WE'RE SO SCREWED."

Crosspver Minmei: "With that attitude, kid, it's highly unlikely. You're most likely going to die a virgin."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, great...TWO OF THEM."
Random MCHS Student #2: "WE'RE SO SCREWED."

Crosspver Minmei: "With that attitude, kid, it's highly unlikely. You're most likely going to die a virgin."

Random MCHS Student #1: "We've got girlfriends."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Find any boyfriends, yet? Haven't scared anyone away?"
Crossover Minmei: :

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

Random MCHS Student #1: "We've got girlfriends."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Find any boyfriends, yet? Haven't scared anyone away?"
Crossover Minmei: :

Crossover Minmei: "First of all, you apparently didn't read the datafile. I'm the CROSSOVER avatar. I've had enough years to be your GRANDMOTHER, enough years to mature, find what I really want in a relationship, and actually have something more meaningly that teenage crushes and quick trysts.
Second; I'm not the vaccous bubble-headed juvenile horrorshow that certain prejudiced factions seem to keep promoting for no apparent reason other than to make themselves feel good at not being just as pathetic theselves.
Third, your girlfriends seemed much more interested in the young handsome and helpful CDU soldiers who just helped them over the wall and out of the death zone.
Fourth, you are not nearly cute enough to gain the same support baby fur seals have to protect them from being bludgeoned to death."


Random MCHS Student #1:"...this one's got a brain...."
Random MCHS Student #2: "...did she really mean that about our girlfriends being evacuated without us...?"

taalismn wrote:Frankly, Minmei-bashing is too easy, and it distracts from coming up with fresh material. Fan-Bash Dumb Minmei just seems to be stuck in stasis, and isn't really a character; more a cardboard cutout. In reality, a real-time Minmei would either have drunk and OD'ed herself to death already, or have gotten a clue, and gotten herself a real life, even if it was in seclusion with lots of cats.

SRoss wrote:CDU Officer: "You boys have been PWND."

SRoss wrote:Alecia: "I'll end this once and for all! I'll take on the whole school ... HAND TO HAND!!!"

GlaDOS: "Are sure about that?"

Alecia: "YES!"

Alecia is teleported into space. She has picoseconds to react to the object approaching at .16c...

Alecia:

WHOOOMP

Pull back: To view Alecia sprawled on the bow of a huge Zentraedi type ship...

SRoss: "So, no one told her the school is built from a Colony class cruiser?"

Arnie100: "Apparently not."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "That Crossover Minmei's GOOD."
Random MCHS Student #2: "And the fact that she's got a really big effin' gun pointed at our; uhm, YOU KNOW."
Random MCHS Student #1: "TRUE."

taalismn wrote:Xover Minmei: "Ah, yes, castration anxiety. Freud was wrong; it's a very useful thing to have to be manipulated."

Arnie100 wrote:Xover Minmei: "Also makes for very good blackmail material."
Random MCHS Student #1: "We're ROYALLY screwed!
Random MCHS Student #2: "I want my mommy..."

taalismn wrote:Random MCHS#69 Student 3: "Hey...just how the hell is being trapped in a war zone stadium supposed to help both our moral and our education?"
Random MCHS#69 Student 4: " Because if we survive, we'll be more likely NOT to complain about three-hour lectures on the politics of media celebrities or the brilliance President Trump's foreign policies."
Random MCHS#69 Student 5: "Ah, the Second Mexican American War. The one we lost."
Random MCHS#69 Student 6: "Ya know, I kinda like it in here."

SRoss wrote:Xover Minmei: (pointing at Usagi) "Ok meatball head, lets hear you and your team sing?"

Usagi: "MEATBALL HEAD!!!" (Sees the big gun) "Ok, ok, HIT IT GIRLS!"

Xover Minmei: (Frowning) "Kinda, um eighties, isn't it?" (pointing at Erin) "Ok matchwick, what have your guys got?"

KAS-DA: "ALRIGHT LETS ROCK!!!"

Xover Minmei: (Thoughtful) "Better, but not really from your soundtrack."

Erin: "Yeah, but none of us had our own show? I mean I've been using Arthur Brown's Fire as a personal theme."

Xover Minmei: "A little long but workable."

Rei: "Hey I wanted to use that!"

Erin:

Xover Minmei: (Pointing at Sarah) "What about you Hairbag?"

Sarah: "Um, me?"

Erin whispers something in Sarah's ear...

Sarah: "Ok, SHAKE THE RAFTERS!!!"

The Bondsmaids Team: (Clutching themselves in terror)

Xover Minmei: "Ok we have a winner."

taalismn wrote:"Fair enough. Drop the security gates and let the kids go."

Shemarrian WarGoddess: "Okay, maybe we should add music to our combat training in the future..."
Tinker: "I'll start working on a new Elite right awa-"
Wargodddess: "Let's focus on the style over the hardware first...."