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SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Why are WE stuck with THIS piece of junk?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Is it even SAFE?"
Tank Instructor: "Of COURSE, it is! Trust me!"

Random MCHS Student #3: "Hey! at least you weren't assigned the Amphibious Tank!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "Okay...that IS bad!"
Random MCHS Student #2:
Random MCHS Student #3:

Reminds me of Neil Stephanson's first big novel, which I recommend as required geek reading: 'Big U'm which is basically a dysfunctional dystopian parody of 'Animal House' set in an arcology-style single-building campus. Factional warfare breaks out eventually, and the RPGer nerds/survivalists, who are one of major factions, actually have an armored fighting vehicle able to negotiate the halls of the school. It's an insane, nerd-wish-fulfillment(a lot of jocks get wasted) novel that bears little resemblance to NS's later works, but it's a lot of fun..

Arnie100 wrote:"NOW what are you doing?!"
"Rigging my car."
"To EXPLODE?!"
"What? It'll definetely prevent anyone from messing with it!"
"What if you forget the password to the detonator?"
"Hadn't thought about that..."

Random MCHS Student #1: "THOSE two are part of the staff?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I know, right?"

I think they might have been getting desperate for teachers.

SRoss wrote:At that moment, over the parking lot.

One of the Instructors arrives.

Love that part! And ya, you would need and instructor like that in that school.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "DAYUM."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I wanna be in HER class!"

I think most if not all of us would.

SRoss wrote:TA-LOS: "Ok class, today we're going to practice mobile warfare. Annie is your class leader."

Annie: "Roll Out!"

Corg: "Do you guys hear a rumbling? Guys? Guys?"

Nice!

Arnie100 wrote:"So...what're you betting?"
"50 on the Shermans..."

100 on the Shermans!

taalismn wrote:"Today in Shop we'll be covering constructing improvised anti-mecha mines and parking spot denial devices..."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "How do you feel about slipping out for a round of golf?"

Over at the Monument City Links

Taalismn: "I don't think so..."

Arnie 100: "Might want to skip downtown too."

That... was... SO COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see the whole movie!

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: Why are WE stuck with THIS piece of junk?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Is it even SAFE?"
Tank Instructor: "Of COURSE, it is! Trust me!"

Poor guys.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Why are WE stuck with THIS piece of junk?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Is it even SAFE?"
Tank Instructor: "Of COURSE, it is! Trust me!"

Random MCHS Student #3: "Hey! at least you weren't assigned the Amphibious Tank!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Why are WE stuck with THIS piece of junk?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Is it even SAFE?"
Tank Instructor: "Of COURSE, it is! Trust me!"

Random MCHS Student #3: "Hey! at least you weren't assigned the Amphibious Tank!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "Okay...that IS bad!"
Random MCHS Student #2:
Random MCHS Student #3:

Agree.

taalismn wrote:Reminds me of Neil Stephanson's first big novel, which I recommend as required geek reading: 'Big U'm which is basically a dysfunctional dystopian parody of 'Animal House' set in an arcology-style single-building campus. Factional warfare breaks out eventually, and the RPGer nerds/survivalists, who are one of major factions, actually have an armored fighting vehicle able to negotiate the halls of the school. It's an insane, nerd-wish-fulfillment(a lot of jocks get wasted) novel that bears little resemblance to NS's later works, but it's a lot of fun..

Sounds interesting.

Random MCHS Student #4: "HAH! Lookit what WE GOT!!
Random MCHS Student #5: "Ya LOSERS!"
Random MCHS Students #1, 2 & 3:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #4: "HAH! Lookit what WE GOT!!"
Random MCHS Student #5: "Ya LOSERS!"
Random MCHS Students #1, 2 & 3:

Random MCHS Student #6: (Tapping 4 & 5 on the shoulders) "Um, guys!"

Random MCHS Student #6: "We got Davy Crocketts. Your argument is invalid."

taalismn wrote:Random MCHS Student #6: "We got Davy Crocketts. Your argument is invalid."

Random MCHS Student #1: "Wouldn't you irradiate yourself with that?"

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Random MCHS Student #6: "We got Davy Crocketts. Your argument is invalid."

Random MCHS Student #1: "Wouldn't you irradiate yourself with that?"

Random MCHS Student #6: (His blue green glow illuminating the room) "Your point?"

Hometoom Teacher: "Sit DOWN, Mister Banner!"

Tank Instructor: "Go BIG or go home, boys!"
SRoss: "Since when did we have tank driving classes?"
Arnie100: "I dunno...but it could be fun...as long as we don't get a Mark IV...or that amphibious tank..."

Arnie100 wrote:Tank Instructor: "Go BIG or go home, boys!"
SRoss: "Since when did we have tank driving classes?"
Arnie100: "I dunno...but it could be fun...as long as we don't get a Mark IV...or that amphibious tank..."

"THE GAVIN IS THE ONLY ARMORED VEHICLE! IT IS THE -PERFECT-ARMORED VEHICLE! ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A %^^%(%^( LIAR! ANYTHING OTHER THAN A GAVIN IS A WASTE OF-"
((***DRAGON Strike***))
"...thank you, Mister guardiandashi... that was MOST satisfactory."

Arnie100 wrote:Tank Instructor: "Go BIG or go home, boys!"
SRoss: "Since when did we have tank driving classes?"
Arnie100: "I dunno...but it could be fun...as long as we don't get a Mark IV...or that amphibious tank..."

SRoss: "Look our tank has a seventeen pounder!"

Things heard walking down the corridors MCH #69.

Erin: "I can't believe you walked up and sniffed Shinji's and Tenchi's butts!"

Sarah: "It's called foreplay..."


Pharoh 90: (Banging on the door to the Staff washroom) "Comeon you've been in there over an hour!!!"

SRoss: "@#$%^& Invokana..."

SRoss wrote:Things heard walking down the corridors MCH #69.

Erin: "I can't believe you walked up and sniffed Shinji's and Tenchi's butts!"

Sarah: "It's called foreplay..."


Pharoh 90: (Banging on the door to the Staff washroom) "Comeon you've been in there over an hour!!!"

SRoss: "@#$%^& Invokana..."

"YYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
(lights flicker)
"Okay, who electrified the urinals again?"
"Wasn't on purpose! We just spruced them up with holiday lighting!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Things heard walking down the corridors MCH #69.

Erin: "I can't believe you walked up and sniffed Shinji's and Tenchi's butts!"

Sarah: "It's called foreplay..."


Pharoh 90: (Banging on the door to the Staff washroom) "Comeon you've been in there over an hour!!!"

SRoss: "@#$%^& Invokana..."

"YYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
(lights flicker)
"Okay, who electrified the urinals again?"
"Wasn't on purpose! We just spruced them up with holiday lighting!"

SRoss: (Walking up) "Guess I should have warned him about the fraid wiring."

Hotaru: "You know the best part is I don't have to do any work."

"This is why we have the extra-strength air fresheners in the bathrooms...to cover the smell of charred flesh..."

Roomba #1: <<I HATE CLEANING AFTER HUMANS.>>
Roomba #2: <<WE SHOULD BE.KILLING THEM!!>>

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #4: "HAH! Lookit what WE GOT!!
Random MCHS Student #5: "Ya LOSERS!"
Random MCHS Students #1, 2 & 3:

A Persian. Not a bad tank for that time.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #4: "HAH! Lookit what WE GOT!!"
Random MCHS Student #5: "Ya LOSERS!"
Random MCHS Students #1, 2 & 3:

Random MCHS Student #6: (Tapping 4 & 5 on the shoulders) "Um, guys!"

taalismn wrote:Random MCHS Student #6: "We got Davy Crocketts. Your argument is invalid."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Random MCHS Student #6: "We got Davy Crocketts. Your argument is invalid."

Random MCHS Student #1: "Wouldn't you irradiate yourself with that?"

Not if they are in some type of armor that can resist it.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Random MCHS Student #6: "We got Davy Crocketts. Your argument is invalid."

Random MCHS Student #1: "Wouldn't you irradiate yourself with that?"

Random MCHS Student #6: (His blue green glow illuminating the room) "Your point?"

taalismn wrote:Hometoom Teacher: "Sit DOWN, Mister Banner!"

Arnie100 wrote:Tank Instructor: "Go BIG or go home, boys!"
SRoss: "Since when did we have tank driving classes?"
Arnie100: "I dunno...but it could be fun...as long as we don't get a Mark IV...or that amphibious tank..."

I'll take nearly any tank over that one.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tank Instructor: "Go BIG or go home, boys!"
SRoss: "Since when did we have tank driving classes?"
Arnie100: "I dunno...but it could be fun...as long as we don't get a Mark IV...or that amphibious tank..."

"THE GAVIN IS THE ONLY ARMORED VEHICLE! IT IS THE -PERFECT-ARMORED VEHICLE! ANYBODY WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A %^^%(%^( LIAR! ANYTHING OTHER THAN A GAVIN IS A WASTE OF-"
((***DRAGON Strike***))
"...thank you, Mister guardiandashi... that was MOST satisfactory."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tank Instructor: "Go BIG or go home, boys!"
SRoss: "Since when did we have tank driving classes?"
Arnie100: "I dunno...but it could be fun...as long as we don't get a Mark IV...or that amphibious tank..."

SRoss: "Look our tank has a seventeen pounder!"

The Tog. Just got to love it. And I think Jingles most loved tank.

SRoss wrote:Things heard walking down the corridors MCH #69.

Erin: "I can't believe you walked up and sniffed Shinji's and Tenchi's butts!"

Sarah: "It's called foreplay..."


Pharoh 90: (Banging on the door to the Staff washroom) "Comeon you've been in there over an hour!!!"

SRoss: "@#$%^& Invokana..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Things heard walking down the corridors MCH #69.

Erin: "I can't believe you walked up and sniffed Shinji's and Tenchi's butts!"

Sarah: "It's called foreplay..."


Pharoh 90: (Banging on the door to the Staff washroom) "Comeon you've been in there over an hour!!!"

SRoss: "@#$%^& Invokana..."

"YYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
(lights flicker)
"Okay, who electrified the urinals again?"
"Wasn't on purpose! We just spruced them up with holiday lighting!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Things heard walking down the corridors MCH #69.

Erin: "I can't believe you walked up and sniffed Shinji's and Tenchi's butts!"

Sarah: "It's called foreplay..."


Pharoh 90: (Banging on the door to the Staff washroom) "Comeon you've been in there over an hour!!!"

SRoss: "@#$%^& Invokana..."

"YYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII"
(lights flicker)
"Okay, who electrified the urinals again?"
"Wasn't on purpose! We just spruced them up with holiday lighting!"

SRoss: (Walking up) "Guess I should have warned him about the fraid wiring."

Hotaru: "You know the best part is I don't have to do any work."

taalismn wrote:"This is why we have the extra-strength air fresheners in the bathrooms...to cover the smell of charred flesh..."

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<I HATE CLEANING AFTER HUMANS.>>
Roomba #2: <<WE SHOULD BE.KILLING THEM!!>>

Random MCHS Student #1: "You know....I don't think those roombas like us...its like they're glaring at us..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You're imagining things."
Roomba: <<The Daleks were right We must EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!>>

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "You know....I don't think those roombas like us...its like they're glaring at us..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You're imagining things."
Roomba: <<[i]The Daleks were right We must EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!>>[/i]

The Roomba's advance when suddenly Edwards and Kyle appear heading for the coffee maker.

Roomba: <<PRIORITY TARGET OVERRIDE!!! EXTERMINATE PRIORITY TARGETS!!!>>

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "You know....I don't think those roombas like us...its like they're glaring at us..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You're imagining things."
Roomba: <<[i]The Daleks were right We must EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!>>[/i]

The Roomba's advance when suddenly Edwards and Kyle appear heading for the coffee maker.

Roomba: <<PRIORITY TARGET OVERRIDE!!! EXTERMINATE PRIORITY TARGETS!!!>>

Kyle:
Edwards: "Alright, alright! TAKE THE COFFEE!!"

Kyle stands on the roomba.
Roomba: <"Damn it! He Found Our Blind Spot!">

Command Roomba: <<Tactical plan 64A Execute!>>

Roomba takes Kyle on a tour of the underside of the cafeteria tables.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "You know....I don't think those roombas like us...its like they're glaring at us..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You're imagining things."
Roomba: <<The Daleks were right We must EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!>>

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "You know....I don't think those roombas like us...its like they're glaring at us..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You're imagining things."
Roomba: <<[i]The Daleks were right We must EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!>>[/i]

The Roomba's advance when suddenly Edwards and Kyle appear heading for the coffee maker.

Roomba: <<PRIORITY TARGET OVERRIDE!!! EXTERMINATE PRIORITY TARGETS!!!>>

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "You know....I don't think those roombas like us...its like they're glaring at us..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You're imagining things."
Roomba: <<[i]The Daleks were right We must EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE...EXTERMINATE!!>>[/i]

The Roomba's advance when suddenly Edwards and Kyle appear heading for the coffee maker.

Roomba: <<PRIORITY TARGET OVERRIDE!!! EXTERMINATE PRIORITY TARGETS!!!>>

Kyle:
Edwards: "Alright, alright! TAKE THE COFFEE!!"

Everybody need coffee.

taalismn wrote:Kyle stands on the roomba.
Roomba: <"Damn it! He Found Our Blind Spot!">

SRoss wrote:Command Roomba: <<Tactical plan 64A Execute!>>

Roomba takes Kyle on a tour of the underside of the cafeteria tables.

Ouch!

Roomba: <<"I can fit under the kitchen stove! Can you, meatbag?>>
Kyle: "Uh-oh..."

Edwards: "DAYUM. I didn't think Kyle could fit under there!"
Command Roomba: <<ANYTHING CAN FIT UNDER SOMETHING WITH ENOUGH FORCE, MEATBAG. PASS THE SUGAR!!>>

"There's screaming coming from the cafeteria kitchen..."
"Okay, today I'm DEFINITELY not eating anything from there."

taalismn wrote:Roomba: <<"I can fit under the kitchen stove! Can you, meatbag?>>
Kyle: "Uh-oh..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "DAYUM. I didn't think Kyle could fit under there!"
Command Roomba: <<ANYTHING CAN FIT UNDER SOMETHING WITH ENOUGH FORCE, MEATBAG. PASS THE SUGAR!!>>

taalismn wrote:"There's screaming coming from the cafeteria kitchen..."
"Okay, today I'm DEFINITELY not eating anything from there."

You mean people still eat there?

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Roomba: <<"I can fit under the kitchen stove! Can you, meatbag?>>
Kyle: "Uh-oh..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "DAYUM. I didn't think Kyle could fit under there!"
Command Roomba: <<ANYTHING CAN FIT UNDER SOMETHING WITH ENOUGH FORCE, MEATBAG. PASS THE SUGAR!!>>

taalismn wrote:"There's screaming coming from the cafeteria kitchen..."
"Okay, today I'm DEFINITELY not eating anything from there."

You mean people still eat there?

Only those too lazy to run through the MDC Claymores.

SRoss wrote:[
Only those too lazy to run through the MDC Claymores.

Plus the nearest convenience stores and eateries(and the nearest is five miles away, and that's showing incredible courage) are price-gouging.

Random MCHS Student #1: "I'd rather eat an MRE..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You sure about that? MREs have shelf lives of 3-5 yrs. You don't know how long one of yours would have been in storage."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Eeeewww."

"The date on these containers...when was the Spanish-American War again?"

taalismn wrote:"The date on these containers...when was the Spanish-American War again?"

"Mine's dated 1200 BC."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"The date on these containers...when was the Spanish-American War again?"

"Mine's dated 1200 BC."

"Ah, stone-milled crackers?"
"Stones."

"I thought that was the bread..."

"So, done with your Christmas shopping yet?"
"No...unfortunately reflex weaponry is on the list of things I'm banned from being even NEAR."

SRoss: (Standing at the Mall Services Desk) "Yes, I need THIS wrapped and delivered by Christmas."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Standing at the Mall Services Desk) "Yes, I need THIS wrapped and delivered by Christmas."

"We have fixed-fee envelopes up to Heavy Object sized parcels."
"...you're trolling me, aren't you?"

"Absolutely NOT. Someone recently want us to deliver a Death Star battlestation...with a bow."

Arnie100 wrote:"Absolutely NOT. Someone recently want us to deliver a Death Star battlestation...with a bow."

Anakin-Looper sending a gimmicked Death Star to Palpatine?
Or Darth Usa trolling her mother in the past?(cue Setsuna having a sudden urge to drink herself blind for the next century)
Refuse any Death Stars you get as a gift from a Looping Naruto...just on general principle.

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Roomba: <<"I can fit under the kitchen stove! Can you, meatbag?>>
Kyle: "Uh-oh..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "DAYUM. I didn't think Kyle could fit under there!"
Command Roomba: <<ANYTHING CAN FIT UNDER SOMETHING WITH ENOUGH FORCE, MEATBAG. PASS THE SUGAR!!>>

taalismn wrote:"There's screaming coming from the cafeteria kitchen..."
"Okay, today I'm DEFINITELY not eating anything from there."

You mean people still eat there?

Only those too lazy to run through the MDC Claymores.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[
Only those too lazy to run through the MDC Claymores.

Plus the nearest convenience stores and eateries(and the nearest is five miles away, and that's showing incredible courage) are price-gouging.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "I'd rather eat an MRE..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "You sure about that? MREs have shelf lives of 3-5 yrs. You don't know how long one of yours would have been in storage."
Random MCHS Student #1: "Eeeewww."

taalismn wrote:"The date on these containers...when was the Spanish-American War again?"

I think it moved...

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"The date on these containers...when was the Spanish-American War again?"

"Mine's dated 1200 BC."

It ask, take me to your leader...

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"The date on these containers...when was the Spanish-American War again?"

"Mine's dated 1200 BC."

"Ah, stone-milled crackers?"
"Stones."

Arnie100 wrote::oops: "I thought that was the bread..."

The dentest would love those.

taalismn wrote:"So, done with your Christmas shopping yet?"
"No...unfortunately reflex weaponry is on the list of things I'm banned from being even NEAR."

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Standing at the Mall Services Desk) "Yes, I need THIS wrapped and delivered by Christmas."

Oh ya!!!!!!!!!!!!

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Standing at the Mall Services Desk) "Yes, I need THIS wrapped and delivered by Christmas."

"We have fixed-fee envelopes up to Heavy Object sized parcels."
"...you're trolling me, aren't you?"

Arnie100 wrote:"Absolutely NOT. Someone recently want us to deliver a Death Star battlestation...with a bow."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Absolutely NOT. Someone recently want us to deliver a Death Star battlestation...with a bow."

Anakin-Looper sending a gimmicked Death Star to Palpatine?
Or Darth Usa trolling her mother in the past?(cue Setsuna having a sudden urge to drink herself blind for the next century)
Refuse any Death Stars you get as a gift from a Looping Naruto...just on general principle.

"Especislly if they don't have the Disney logo on them. Then they're likely cheap Chinese knock-offs."

Arnie100 wrote:"Especislly if they don't have the Disney logo on them. Then they're likely cheap Chinese knock-offs."

Or Taiwanese...those tend to explode if you MISS hitting the exhaust ports.

Arnie100 wrote:"Especislly if they don't have the Disney logo on them. Then they're likely cheap Chinese knock-offs."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Especislly if they don't have the Disney logo on them. Then they're likely cheap Chinese knock-offs."

Or Taiwanese...those tend to explode if you MISS hitting the exhaust ports.

"Friggin' reindeers! Lookit what they did to the roof! Next time they come around I'm gonna have veal for New Year's dinner!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Friggin' reindeers! Lookit what they did to the roof! Next time they come around I'm gonna have veal for New Year's dinner!"

Venison. Not veal.

My bad...

"Anyways...BOTH are tasty!"