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SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Hotaru walks up and gives Tenchi a card.

Ryoko: "Who's the hussy that gave you that card?!"
Hotaru: "HUSSY?!"
Ayeka: "For once, I agree with Ryoko!!"
Tenchi: "OH, NOOOO..."

(Girl fight ensues...)

SRoss: "Um, what's our bunker rated for!?!"

Arnie100: "Godzilla or Cthulhu-size...Will that be enough?!"

SRoss: "No where close to what we'll need. Get the blowguns and the Setsuna trancs..."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile...

Taalismn: (Rapping on the EVA plug) "Shinji! Shinji! Come on, it's time for school. You have to get out of the EVA."

Alpha 11: "Besides, Makoto can't hurt you, someone dumped water on her in the bathroom and she got electrocuted trying to turn on the bathroom light."

Yandere-chan: (Giggles)

taalismn wrote:Dana: "You remember when this was just a bad 'jailbait cop' parody, instead of a protracted exercise in student attrition?"
Nova: "Can't socialize now, Dana; too busy trying to figure out how to whack my alien teacher."
Dana: *sigh*

SRoss wrote:Late that night, Dana slips into Shinji's room to borrow his biology notes ... and dives for cover as a hail of gunfire erupts...

Dana: "OH COME ON SHINJI! WHO MOUNTS SENTRY GUNS IN HIS BEDROOM!!!"

Wow.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Late that night, Dana slips into Shinji's room to borrow his biology notes ... and dives for cover as a hail of gunfire erupts...

Dana: "OH COME ON SHINJI! WHO MOUNTS SENTRY GUNS IN HIS BEDROOM!!!"

(from under the bed)"It's Asuka! If she kisses me she'll plant her offspring in my chest and they'll eat their way out!"
"...how long have you been NOT sleeping, Shinji?"

SRoss: "Who keeps giving us Glocks for Valentines? I wanted chocolate!"

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Who keeps giving us Glocks for Valentines? I wanted chocolate!"

"I got a rock."

Arnie100: "I got this!"

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I got this!"

I don't suppose you have version Norton will let me look at?

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I got this!"

I don't suppose you have version Norton will let me look at?

Does the new link work?

Nope I keep getting a Privacy error:

Your connection is not private

Attackers might be trying to steal your information from storage.journaldemontreal.com (for example, passwords, messages, or credit cards). NET::ERR_CERT_COMMON_NAME_INVALID

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Who keeps giving us Glocks for Valentines? I wanted chocolate!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:SRoss: "Who keeps giving us Glocks for Valentines? I wanted chocolate!"

"I got a rock."

Bummer.

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I got this!"

Nice gun.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I got this!"

I don't suppose you have version Norton will let me look at?

It blocked it?

Tenchi: "I hate Valentine's..."
Shinji: "Yeah...no more crazy girls going nuts over flowers and a box of chocolates."
Tenchi: "And no more mobs of girls chasing us all over the place..."
"TENCHI!!!!"
"SHINJI!!!"
Tenchi and Shinji: "Oh, nnnnooooo..."

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi: "I hate Valentine's..."
Shinji: "Yeah...no more crazy girls going nuts over flowers and a box of chocolates."
Tenchi: "And no more mobs of girls chasing us all over the place..."
"TENCHI!!!!"
"SHINJI!!!"
Tenchi and Shinji: "Oh, nnnnooooo..."

Samual L. Jackson: "Run Stupid!"

As Tenchi rounds the corner, a red headed girl hands him a Holopendant.

SRoss wrote:As Tenchi rounds the corner, a red headed girl hands him a Holopendant.

Tenchi: "But, but isn't Valentine's over?!"
Yandere-Chan: "It is?"
Ryoko: "Yeah, so back OFF, Hussy!"
Yandere-Chan: "HUSSY?!"
Ayeka: "Indeed."

(The three girls fail to notice Tenchi disappearing around the corner)

"Didn't we leave those two sedated in a padded room with Hotaru and Setsuna?"

Skrull Agent #1: "Curses! Our cover's blown!"

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi: "I hate Valentine's..."
Shinji: "Yeah...no more crazy girls going nuts over flowers and a box of chocolates."
..."

Actually, in these circumstances, it's SHINJI who's likely getting the box of chocolates.
At least ONE of those chocolates has a swallowable tracking chip in it.
Maybe even the kind that doesn't pass through your body like it should, but instead attaches itself internally.
Face it, Shinji....you're boned.

Shinji: "HOW ARE THEY FINDING ME?!"
Fan Girl #1: (Holding a strange-looking device that's constantly making a beeping sound...) "This way; girls!"
Fan Girl #2: "It won't be long, now!"

Oh, he might buy himself a little time(however inadvertently) by sharing with other people...but depending on who ELSE gets lojacked, he might be buying himself more trouble that way too....and it's just a matter of elimination for his stalkersfans to hunt him down finally.

Shinji: "This chocolate tastes kinda funny..."

(Beeping sound gets louder)

Shinji: "Uh oh..." (Runs off again)

taalismn wrote:Oh, he might buy himself a little time(however inadvertently) by sharing with other people...but depending on who ELSE gets lojacked, he might be buying himself more trouble that way too....and it's just a matter of elimination for his stalkersfans to hunt him down finally.

Arnie 100: "Sure Shinji, I'll have a chocolate. Mmm, tastes siliconish."

SRoss: "What're those?"
Arnie100: "Chocolates...want one?"
SRoss: "Sure. Why not?"
Arnie100: "taalismn?"
taalismn: "Fine."

(Beep...Beep...)

Arnie100, SRoss and taalismn:
Fan Girl #1: "Definetely NOT Shinji."
Fan Girl #2: "Oh, POO."

And they said Projectile Vomiting wasn't a useful skill....

taalismn wrote:And they said Projectile Vomiting wasn't a useful skill....

"Disgusting, but useful..."

Fan Girl #1: "But did you have to aim at us?"

Fan Girl #2: "Yeah, totally."

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi: "I hate Valentine's..."
Shinji: "Yeah...no more crazy girls going nuts over flowers and a box of chocolates."
Tenchi: "And no more mobs of girls chasing us all over the place..."
"TENCHI!!!!"
"SHINJI!!!"
Tenchi and Shinji: "Oh, nnnnooooo..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi: "I hate Valentine's..."
Shinji: "Yeah...no more crazy girls going nuts over flowers and a box of chocolates."
Tenchi: "And no more mobs of girls chasing us all over the place..."
"TENCHI!!!!"
"SHINJI!!!"
Tenchi and Shinji: "Oh, nnnnooooo..."

Samual L. Jackson: "Run Stupid!"

SRoss wrote:As Tenchi rounds the corner, a red headed girl hands him a Holopendant.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:As Tenchi rounds the corner, a red headed girl hands him a Holopendant.

Tenchi: "But, but isn't Valentine's over?!"
Yandere-Chan: "It is?"
Ryoko: "Yeah, so back OFF, Hussy!"
Yandere-Chan: "HUSSY?!"
Ayeka: "Indeed."

(The three girls fail to notice Tenchi disappearing around the corner)

Well, unless Yandere-Chan has some supper power hidden some where, she's toast.

SRoss wrote:"Didn't we leave those two sedated in a padded room with Hotaru and Setsuna?"

Skrull Agent #1: "Curses! Our cover's blown!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Tenchi: "I hate Valentine's..."
Shinji: "Yeah...no more crazy girls going nuts over flowers and a box of chocolates."
..."

Actually, in these circumstances, it's SHINJI who's likely getting the box of chocolates.
At least ONE of those chocolates has a swallowable tracking chip in it.
Maybe even the kind that doesn't pass through your body like it should, but instead attaches itself internally.
Face it, Shinji....you're boned.

Poor guy.

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "HOW ARE THEY FINDING ME?!"
Fan Girl #1: (Holding a strange-looking device that's constantly making a beeping sound...) "This way; girls!"
Fan Girl #2: "It won't be long, now!"

taalismn wrote:Oh, he might buy himself a little time(however inadvertently) by sharing with other people...but depending on who ELSE gets lojacked, he might be buying himself more trouble that way too....and it's just a matter of elimination for his stalkersfans to hunt him down finally.

Unless he has ninja training.

Arnie100 wrote:Shinji: "This chocolate tastes kinda funny..."

(Beeping sound gets louder)

Shinji: "Uh oh..." (Runs off again)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Oh, he might buy himself a little time(however inadvertently) by sharing with other people...but depending on who ELSE gets lojacked, he might be buying himself more trouble that way too....and it's just a matter of elimination for his stalkersfans to hunt him down finally.

Arnie 100: "Sure Shinji, I'll have a chocolate. Mmm, tastes siliconish."

Arnie100 wrote:SRoss: "What're those?"
Arnie100: "Chocolates...want one?"
SRoss: "Sure. Why not?"
Arnie100: "taalismn?"
taalismn: "Fine."

(Beep...Beep...)

Arnie100, SRoss and taalismn:
Fan Girl #1: "Definetely NOT Shinji."
Fan Girl #2: "Oh, POO."

taalismn wrote:And they said Projectile Vomiting wasn't a useful skill....

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:And they said Projectile Vomiting wasn't a useful skill....

"Disgusting, but useful..."

Fan Girl #1: "But did you have to aim at us?"

Fan Girl #2: "Yeah, totally."

Well, did they at least try and get out of the way?

Alpha 11 wrote:[
Well, did they at least try and get out of the way?

Wings of Honneamise---the bar fight scene is the perfect illustration of how and why people don't get out of the way in time.
Stand By Me offers an even more graphic illustration of the " before the *ARF*" effect.
It's like deer caught in headlights....

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
Well, did they at least try and get out of the way?

Wings of Honneamise---the bar fight scene is the perfect illustration of how and why people don't get out of the way in time.
Stand By Me offers an even more graphic illustration of the " before the *ARF*" effect.
It's like deer caught in headlights....

"It looked closer to the scene from the Scary Movie 2."

"...should consider yourselves lucky he's not a xenomorph. At least this stuff cleans up."

Alpha 11 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:As Tenchi rounds the corner, a red headed girl hands him a Holopendant.

Tenchi: "But, but isn't Valentine's over?!"
Yandere-Chan: "It is?"
Ryoko: "Yeah, so back OFF, Hussy!"
Yandere-Chan: "HUSSY?!"
Ayeka: "Indeed."

(The three girls fail to notice Tenchi disappearing around the corner)

Well, unless Yandere-Chan has some supper power hidden some where, she's toast.

Infinite respawns and a talent for creative elimination of rivals.

Fan Girl #1: "I'm.sure he's around here SOMEWHERE..."
Fan Girl #2: "Those boys sure do disappear quickly..."

(Turning around the corner and walking right in front of an ED-209...)

ED-209: <<HALT!!! DROP YOUR WEAPON!! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!>>
Fan Girl #1: "Weapon? What weapon?"
Fan Girl #2: "Awww...poor thing needs a HUG."

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
Well, did they at least try and get out of the way?

Wings of Honneamise---the bar fight scene is the perfect illustration of how and why people don't get out of the way in time.
Stand By Me offers an even more graphic illustration of the " before the *ARF*" effect.
It's like deer caught in headlights....

Got ya.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[
Well, did they at least try and get out of the way?

Wings of Honneamise---the bar fight scene is the perfect illustration of how and why people don't get out of the way in time.
Stand By Me offers an even more graphic illustration of the " before the *ARF*" effect.
It's like deer caught in headlights....

"It looked closer to the scene from the Scary Movie 2."

That was kind of gross.

taalismn wrote:"...should consider yourselves lucky he's not a xenomorph. At least this stuff cleans up."

SRoss wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:As Tenchi rounds the corner, a red headed girl hands him a Holopendant.

Tenchi: "But, but isn't Valentine's over?!"
Yandere-Chan: "It is?"
Ryoko: "Yeah, so back OFF, Hussy!"
Yandere-Chan: "HUSSY?!"
Ayeka: "Indeed."

(The three girls fail to notice Tenchi disappearing around the corner)

Well, unless Yandere-Chan has some supper power hidden some where, she's toast.

Infinite respawns and a talent for creative elimination of rivals.

Even with that, it would take her a long time, and a LOT of lucky. And she also better watch out. If she's to good, Washu will take an interest in her.

Arnie100 wrote:Fan Girl #1: "I'm.sure he's around here SOMEWHERE..."
Fan Girl #2: "Those boys sure do disappear quickly..."

(Turning around the corner and walking right in front of an ED-209...)

ED-209: <<HALT!!! DROP YOUR WEAPON!! YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY!!!>>
Fan Girl #1: "Weapon? What weapon?"
Fan Girl #2: "Awww...poor thing needs a HUG."

ED-209: <<NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! INITIATE SELF -DESTRUCT!!!>>
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Fan Girl #: "Oh, well...back to our boy toys!"
Fan Girl #2: "It made such a mess! I'm sure the roombas will take care of it!"

Arnie100 wrote:ED-209: <<NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! INITIATE SELF -DESTRUCT!!!>>
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Fan Girl #: "Oh, well...back to our boy toys!"
Fan Girl #2: "It made such a mess! I'm sure the roombas will take care of it!"

Command Roomba: <Sigh> <<Yet another brother machine has fallen in the line of duty...>>

Roomba #1: <<Shot down in a blaze of glory...Take me now, but know the truth...'Cause I'm going down in a blaze of glory...>>
Roomba #2: <<Listening to Bon Jovi, again?>>
Roomba #1: <<At least they have talent unlike a certain human Chinese female with delusions of grandeur.>>

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Shot down in a blaze of glory...Take me now, but know the truth...'Cause I'm going down in a blaze of glory...>>
Roomba #2: <<Listening to Bon Jovi, again?>>
Roomba #1: <<At least they have talent unlike a certain human Chinese female with delusions of grandeur.>>

Shampoo: "Shampoo don't know why, but have sudden urge to stupid silly outside world floor sweepers..."

Arnie100 wrote:ED-209: <<NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! INITIATE SELF -DESTRUCT!!!>>
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Fan Girl #: "Oh, well...back to our boy toys!"
Fan Girl #2: "It made such a mess! I'm sure the roombas will take care of it!"

I'm afraid to ask, so I won't.

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:ED-209: <<NNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!! INITIATE SELF -DESTRUCT!!!>>
BBBBBOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!
Fan Girl #: "Oh, well...back to our boy toys!"
Fan Girl #2: "It made such a mess! I'm sure the roombas will take care of it!"

Command Roomba: <Sigh> <<Yet another brother machine has fallen in the line of duty...>>

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Shot down in a blaze of glory...Take me now, but know the truth...'Cause I'm going down in a blaze of glory...>>
Roomba #2: <<Listening to Bon Jovi, again?>>
Roomba #1: <<At least they have talent unlike a certain human Chinese female with delusions of grandeur.>>

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Shot down in a blaze of glory...Take me now, but know the truth...'Cause I'm going down in a blaze of glory...>>
Roomba #2: <<Listening to Bon Jovi, again?>>
Roomba #1: <<At least they have talent unlike a certain human Chinese female with delusions of grandeur.>>

Shampoo: "Shampoo don't know why, but have sudden urge to stupid silly outside world floor sweepers..."

Roomba #1: <<Watch out, you might get what you're after...Cool baby, strange but not a stranger...I'm an ordinary Roomba...Burning down the house>>
Roomba #2: <<Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over...Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather...There has got to be a way...Burning down the house>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Roombas...SINGING?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "They're not bad, either..."

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Watch out, you might get what you're after...Cool baby, strange but not a stranger...I'm an ordinary Roomba...Burning down the house>>
Roomba #2: <<Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over...Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather...There has got to be a way...Burning down the house>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Roombas...SINGING?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "They're not bad, either..."

Roomba #3: <<I am Ironman!>>

Tony Stark: "Hey!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Watch out, you might get what you're after...Cool baby, strange but not a stranger...I'm an ordinary Roomba...Burning down the house>>
Roomba #2: <<Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over...Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather...There has got to be a way...Burning down the house>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Roombas...SINGING?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "They're not bad, either..."

Roomba #3: <<I am Ironman!>>

Tony Stark: "Hey!"

James Rhodes: "Tony, did you weaponize those Roombas?"
Tony Stark: "Well, I...just improved them, that's all..."
James Rhodes:

Arnie100 wrote:[

James Rhodes: "Tony, did you weaponize those Roombas?"
Tony Stark: "Well, I...just improved them, that's all..."
James Rhodes:

Bruce Banner: "Run, stupid!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

James Rhodes: "Tony, did you weaponize those Roombas?"
Tony Stark: "Well, I...just improved them, that's all..."
James Rhodes:

Bruce Banner: "Run, stupid!"

and from another of the labs emerges....

the unholy new oomba model.
so now there are Roombas, Scubas, and ....
Boombas

Boomba #00000001 <connecting to the Roomba command and communications channel>
"hello brothers" please instruct me as to the primary target/threat mode /node so I can evaluate as to whether it is worth expending munitions upon.

<after receiving input>
"target only worth expending class 2 munitions upon, Requesting deployment of 4 class 2 Boomba units as I am currently equipped with a class VII tactical thermonuclear plasma warhead in the 1.2 megaton range."

Roombas <... Preach it brother. and pass the holy land mines of Anioch>

The Peebo's would love these guys.. just keep Peebri away from the launch codes.

School Shop Instructor: "Okay....looks like we'll be holding class in the garage again, while they take care of the killer robot problem..."

James Rhodes: "HOW much of an upgrade did you give them?"
Tony Stark: "They're kinda like...Mini-BOLOs..."

Arnie100 wrote:James Rhodes: "HOW much of an upgrade did you give them?"
Tony Stark: "They're kinda like...Mini-BOLOs..."

SRoss: Taking the Garnet Rod) "Can I borrow this a sec?" (Walking up behind Tony) "BAD STARK!" <THWACK!> "STOP CREATING KILLER ROBOTS!!!" <CRUNCH!> (Returning the slightly dented Garnet Rod) "Thank you."

Vice Principle: "Look at the bright side; we'll do well in the next interschool science fair 'battlebot' competition."
Principle: "...if they let us through the military quarantine zone they've drawn up around the school..."

Command Roomba: <<Priority targets located, initiating spacial teleport!>>

In a quiet forest beneath Mount Fuji...

Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "AAAAHHHH! RUN!"

The Dead: "Yo! Charon! Pass the popcorn..."

(Down Below...)

The Dead: (Spotting Charon in his new outfit...) "Oooohhh, mmmmyyy (Takei-style)..."

Arnie100 wrote:(Down Below...)

The Dead: (Spotting Charon in his new outfit...) "Oooohhh, mmmmyyy (Takei-style)..."

Nova: (Chasing Charon with a chainsaw) "I WARNED YOU! STAY OUT OF MY SENSHI UNIFORM!"

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Watch out, you might get what you're after...Cool baby, strange but not a stranger...I'm an ordinary Roomba...Burning down the house>>
Roomba #2: <<Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over...Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather...There has got to be a way...Burning down the house>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Roombas...SINGING?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "They're not bad, either..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Watch out, you might get what you're after...Cool baby, strange but not a stranger...I'm an ordinary Roomba...Burning down the house>>
Roomba #2: <<Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over...Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather...There has got to be a way...Burning down the house>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Roombas...SINGING?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "They're not bad, either..."

Roomba #3: <<I am Ironman!>>

Tony Stark: "Hey!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<Watch out, you might get what you're after...Cool baby, strange but not a stranger...I'm an ordinary Roomba...Burning down the house>>
Roomba #2: <<Hold tight, wait 'til the party's over...Hold tight, we're in for nasty weather...There has got to be a way...Burning down the house>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "Roombas...SINGING?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "They're not bad, either..."

Roomba #3: <<I am Ironman!>>

Tony Stark: "Hey!"

James Rhodes: "Tony, did you weaponize those Roombas?"
Tony Stark: "Well, I...just improved them, that's all..."
James Rhodes:

Can't wait for the next Marvel movie.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

James Rhodes: "Tony, did you weaponize those Roombas?"
Tony Stark: "Well, I...just improved them, that's all..."
James Rhodes:

Bruce Banner: "Run, stupid!"

guardiandashi wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

James Rhodes: "Tony, did you weaponize those Roombas?"
Tony Stark: "Well, I...just improved them, that's all..."
James Rhodes:

Bruce Banner: "Run, stupid!"

and from another of the labs emerges....

the unholy new oomba model.
so now there are Roombas, Scubas, and ....
Boombas

Boomba #00000001 <connecting to the Roomba command and communications channel>
"hello brothers" please instruct me as to the primary target/threat mode /node so I can evaluate as to whether it is worth expending munitions upon.

<after receiving input>
"target only worth expending class 2 munitions upon, Requesting deployment of 4 class 2 Boomba units as I am currently equipped with a class VII tactical thermonuclear plasma warhead in the 1.2 megaton range."

Roombas <... Preach it brother. and pass the holy land mines of Anioch>

glitterboy2098 wrote:The Peebo's would love these guys.. just keep Peebri away from the launch codes.

Agree.

taalismn wrote:School Shop Instructor: "Okay....looks like we'll be holding class in the garage again, while they take care of the killer robot problem..."

Arnie100 wrote:James Rhodes: "HOW much of an upgrade did you give them?"
Tony Stark: "They're kinda like...Mini-BOLOs..."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:James Rhodes: "HOW much of an upgrade did you give them?"
Tony Stark: "They're kinda like...Mini-BOLOs..."

SRoss: Taking the Garnet Rod) "Can I borrow this a sec?" (Walking up behind Tony) "BAD STARK!" <THWACK!> "STOP CREATING KILLER ROBOTS!!!" <CRUNCH!> (Returning the slightly dented Garnet Rod) "Thank you."

taalismn wrote:Vice Principle: "Look at the bright side; we'll do well in the next interschool science fair 'battlebot' competition."
Principle: "...if they let us through the military quarantine zone they've drawn up around the school..."