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Comrade Corsarius wrote:

cornholioprime wrote:

John Kronus wrote:We are the "Cyber-Knights" who say NEE !!

Wasn't it "Nit" or something like that??

It's the Knights who say 'Ni'

Sir Bedevere mispronounces it and says 'Nu' at an old woman

When they return they are no longer the knights who say 'Ni!', instead they are the Knights who say 'Icky icky icky icky ptang zoomphoi(trails off into incomprehension)'

Arthur refers to them as 'O knights who say.... er... knights who formerly said 'ni''

You're looking at King Arthur right here, from the re-enacment group 'knights of the python'. I gots to learn my lines!

Don't forget it's not just Ni, but Peng and Neee-wom

Zer0 Kay wrote:

Kalinda wrote:I'm not going to go through the thread to check, so apologies if this has been done before.


"FANG! THEY KILLED FANG! THOSE DIRTY ROTTEN STINKING FAIRIES KILLED FANG!' (Sound of laser rifle fire.) CS dead boy, on discovering that tokeen forces have offed his favorite dog boy.

Or So he thought... (Sound of more laser rifle fire funny since there silent and invisible... so how do you know your shooting?) Fang recovers from a graze. "I'm alright" CS db turns in astonishment (still shooting, and cooks Fang) looking down at fangs, newly, dead body db turns back toward the enemy "STINKING FAIRIES, YOU JUST MADE ME KILL FANG!" ("SOUND" of more laser fire).

"You found me beautiful once."
"Baby, you got real ugly."
Married couple's conversation after a time warp age spell.

"Give me some sugar baby!"
--Headhunter Ash uses his all too favorite saying with a waitress serving him coffy and for the first time, actually gets some...sugar.

two mercs...

Puke (Dog boy)
Oh, what are we doing risking our lives for a runaway mage? I know we need the money...


LOAN STARR (head Hunter)
Listen. We're not just doing this for money. We're doing it for a sh*t load of money!

A summoner and a temporal mage viewing what is going on outside the temporal bubble.

Summoner: When does
this happen?

Temporal Mage: Now. You're looking at now. Everything
that happens now, is happening now.

Summoner: What happened to then?

Temporal Mage: We passed then?

Summoner: When?

Temporal Mage: Just now. We're at now, now.

Summoner: Go back to then.

Temporal Mage: When?

Summoner: Now.

Temporal Mage: Now?

Summoner: Now.

Temporal Mage: I can't.

Summoner: Why?

Temporal Mage: We missed it.

Summoner: When?

Temporal Mage: Just now.

Summoner: When will then be now?

Temporal Mage: [Thinks for a moment] Soon.

Summoner: How soon?

Temporal Mage: We're there.

Splynn Dimentional Market...you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villany, we must be cautious.

"Forget the ring of ultimate power. I found it in a crackerjack box. The forge is in you." Cosmo knight listening to his mentor

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! WHAT A RUSH!!!!


wild psi-stalker named Hawk after draining a necromancer of his ppe


(R.I.P. Hawk)

"Some (alignment) Restrictions may apply."
"Void where prohibited (if you're already Supernatural)."
"Your (Faster-Than-Light) Mileage may vary."
"Batteries not included."
"Unlimited Time Only."
"Offer not valid in conjunction with other Offers."

-Legalese from the Cosmo-Knight Candidate's Submission and Approval Form

"I never met a Man that I didn't like."

-Mae West, S'rynn Cannibal, and proud owner of Splynn's latest Restaurant, one that serves up Mexican, European, and Native American......er, Cuisine...

"Only Megalomaniacs quote themselves."

-Emperor "Karl the Killer Cyborg" Prosek

"I don't care what it says. I care what it should say."

-Joseph "Latest version of Doom" Prosek, Minister of Information and Propaganda

"Since when is emotional attachment a requirement to gettin' busy?"

-Lone Star Administrator Desmond "Jesterzzn" Bradford

LuckyJim wrote:



Got Wood?!
-Nya(Undead Slayer) as she "stakes" a master vampire

No, but i have "stake" for dinner. -Nya's partner

gremlin79 wrote:Who is them?

Nobody knows. Only They know who them are.

-City Rat to his contact in the local police

What the hell?!?!?

Damn funny though.....

gremlin79 wrote:

cornholioprime wrote:

gremlin79 wrote:Who is them?

Nobody knows. Only They know who them are.

-City Rat to his contact in the local police

What the hell?!?!?

Damn funny though.....

It's from Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid. Steve Martin makes fun of the whole PI genre, complete with clips from the various movies.

And thank you, by the way.

Dead boys don't wear plaid!!!!

"they must have an FTL drive on that thing."
"What do we have? A quizenart?"
"No sir!"

Brigde conversation on the TGE dark star

"I'm your Huckleberry."

-Dark Brandon, Preacher/Gunfighter, confronting his arch-nemesis the famous Gunslinger outlaw known as The Galactus Kid

jnagyjr wrote:Um, okay?

It's from "Tombstone," Jnagyjr, where Doc Holliday confronts the Bad Guy in the final shootout of the Movie.

The Galactus Kid and Dark Brandon have a running Joke going on about some rivalry between them on 'tha InternetZ'...... hence the current text under their respective names.

And since "The Galactus Kid" sounds like a really cool Outlaw's name, I thought the "Tombstone" reference was kinda cute.......

jnagyjr wrote:Oh.

As far as movies go, you should see it sometime.

It's SUPPOSED to be a Kurt Russell Film (as Wyatt Earp, and Mr. Russell is his usual, awesome self), but it's Val Kilmer, a Doc holliday, who steals the show!!

*Sound of screaming, visuals of CS flight crew tearing out own eyes and ripping each other apart..or doing "other" things to each other while killing*
"Liberate...tu-te me...ex...inferus!"
Last audio track of cockpit flight recorder from CS DHT Ironstrom

"...We're leaving..."
Cpt. Lance Fishfry of CS special forces; rescue division, upon seeing above flight recorder.

DhAkael wrote:*Sound of screaming, visuals of CS flight crew tearing out own eyes and ripping each other apart..or doing "other" things to each other while killing*
"Liberate...tu-te me...ex...inferus!"
Last audio track of cockpit flight recorder from CS DHT Ironstrom

"...We're leaving..."
Cpt. Lance Fishfry of CS special forces; rescue division, upon seeing above flight recorder.

From "Event Horizon."

Nice concept, the Chaos Dimension and all.....

I had a guaranteed military sale with IAR209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!?!
UTI Vice President Dick Jones on a new bot prototype slated for Coalition sales with some nasty quirks.

Newtown Skelebot Police Unit: Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
Local crazy: Oh, **** you! [fires his MDC shotgun]

First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! -
George Hornesby, Governor of Newtown, during some deperate negotiations during the Juicer Uprising.

Attempted murder? It's not like he killed someone.
Slimy Lawyer, Chi-Town Burbs

An unusual training day in the 93rd Armored Airborne at Lone Star...
Striker SAMAS Pilot Buck "Ironsides" Murphy: Good morning, gentlemen, the temperature is 110 degrees.
Super SAMAS Pilot "Wolfman": Holy ****, it's Ironsides
Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Ironsides up here, great... oh ****...
Super SAMAS Pilot Pete "Maverick" Mitchell: Great, he's probably saying, "Holy ****, it's Maverick and Goose."
Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Yeah, I'm sure he's saying that.


Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw: Yeeha, Jester's dead!
Super SAMAS Pilot "Wolfman": Won this bull ****?
Super SAMAS Pilot Nick "Goose" Bradshaw:: Didn't everybody?
Super SAMAS Pilot "Hollywood": Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked.
Super SAMAS Pilot "Wolfman": Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?"

A conversation between Air Force General James "Stinger" Tolkan and Buck "Ironsides" Murphy after Ironsides ignored orders in a Xiticix attack where his men were outnumbered 50 to 1 and then flew threw a Rift into the Xiticix homeworld thus saving Chi-Town.

Stinger: Ironsides, you just did and incredibly brave thing. What you should have done was land your SAMAS! You don't own that SAMAS, the Coalition does! Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash. You've been busted, you've lost your qualifications as section leader three times, put in hack twice by me, with a history of high speed passes over five air control towers, and one general's daughter!
Jester: Penny Benjamin?
[Ironsides shrugs]
Stinger: And you *******, you're lucky to be here!
Jester: Thank you, sir.
Stinger: And let's not bull ****, Ironsides. Your family name ain't the best in the Coalition. You need to be doing it better and cleaner than the other guys. Now what is it with you?
Ironsides: Just want to serve my country, to be the best pilot in the Coalition sir.
Stinger: Don't screw around with me Ironsides. You're a hell of an instinctive pilot. Maybe too good. I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here. I gotta send somebody from this squadron to Lone Star. I gotta do something here, I...I still can't believe it. I gotta give you your dream shot! I'm gonna send you up against the best. You two characters... are going to Top Gun.

jnagyjr wrote:Event Horizon would make a great Rifts in Space adventure.

Been there, doing that
Well, I would if my game crew stopped buggering off to parts unknown every time I have game schedualed that is.

GA wrote:I had a guaranteed military sale with IAR209! Renovation program! Spare parts for 25 years! Who cares if it worked or not!?!
UTI Vice President Dick Jones on a new bot prototype slated for Coalition sales with some nasty quirks.

Newtown Skelebot Police Unit: Come quietly or there will be... trouble.
Local crazy: Oh, **** you! [fires his MDC shotgun]

First, don't **** with me. I'm a desperate man! And second, I want some fresh coffee. And third, I want a recount! And no matter how it turns out, I want my old job back! -
George Hornesby, Governor of Newtown, during some deperate negotiations during the Juicer Uprising.

I can see the Movie now.

"Robo-Skelebot-o-Cop."



Nice ones!!

"F*#%!! Even in the future nothing works!!"
Victor lazlo first time his rifle jams after being rifted

2 Ley Line Walker on the frontline at Tolkeen...

LL#1: What s the difference between a Skycycle and Hoover?
LL#2: Don't know what is it?
LL#1: The position of the dirt bag!

gremlin79 wrote:I love this quote but can't figure out an angle.

10 geek points to he who can come up with a scenario for:

I don't want to hurt you, I just want to make you kosher!

You asked for it:

I don't want to hurt you, I just want to make you kosher! - Jewish Demon, right before eating an adventurer.

"Did i say wierd alien baby? I meant to say mexican doctor's body never found in desert."
CS Lonestar officer covering up his son's mistake

LLW to Lord Dunscon
Your last scroll? yeah i bought it...
my gerbil uses it as a room divider.

2000 geek points to the first person to identify the movie this was paraphrased from.

Res_Novae wrote:Roco, City Rat, when he walks in a room filled with dead CS soldiers, and finds his two drinking buddies as the killers..

"F*** What the F**** Holy F**** I mean F****ing F**** What the F****ing F**** Who the F**** What..I Mean. F***!!!!!"

Wasn't that one already done?

Atramentus wrote:*Pulls out the silly big gun.*

You don't need pants for the victory dance because Karl is better than Dunscon. Karl Prosek be star of cartoon... I am Dunscon! I am Dunscon! I _am_ Dunscon.

MINUS 25 Geek Points to you for daring to parodize the utterly horrid "I am Weasel" Cartoon........

...and minus 50 Geek Points to me for knowing what you were talking about.

Solothurn wrote:"KILL THIS THREAD"

from me

NI!!--me

Solothurn wrote:
Im the one with the gun. So its me.

Thats what the minions are for.

techboss wrote:

Last one:
CS Colonel, "Nukes"
CS Lt. "Beg your pardon sire, but won't we hit our own troops?"
CS Colonel, "Yes... but we'll hit theirs as well. We have reserves... attack . "

Loved that movie...one Mel's better ones.

"When you see the signal, unleash hell"
General Jericho Holmes to his artillery captain prior to his final assault on Tolkeen

"Dude, where's my Big Boss ATV?" one recently sobered merc to another.

Nxla666 wrote:"Dude, where's my Big Boss ATV?" one recently sobered merc to another.

That's it.......*bag over Nyxla* from the now sacred "Rubber Chicken of Thwaking" .....

then walks away....

A public Service message:
The 'sacred Rubber Chicken of thwaking' can be borrowed at anytime heal a restore the good sense to those posting.

(it is not endorsed in anyway by anyone offically...so be careful with it.)

HEY you said you left it at home.

Nxla666 wrote:HEY you said you left it at home.

That movie sucked so bad I had to get it...anyway now here and anyone can use it...

Wait that means..I can get "twakked".......

"Back off man, I'm a scientist" Victor Lazlo to a colleague moments before being a sucked into a rift.

Nxla666 wrote:"Back off man, I'm a scientist" Victor Lazlo to a colleague moments before being a sucked into a rift.

"You must be the dumbest smart person I know"- his colleage standing next to him

On a hot summer night, would you offer yourself to the Wolfen with the red roses?

Yes.

I bet you say that to all the dog-boys.

Maybe I missed this one.


...Never go in with a Necromancer, when Death is on the line!
Ahahah! Ahahah! Ahaha...... *Thud*

Rimmerdal wrote:

Nxla666 wrote:"Dude, where's my Big Boss ATV?" one recently sobered merc to another.

That's it.......*bag over Nyxla* from the now sacred "Rubber Chicken of Thwaking" .....

then walks away....

A public Service message:
The 'sacred Rubber Chicken of thwaking' can be borrowed at anytime heal a restore the good sense to those posting.

(it is not endorsed in anyway by anyone offically...so be careful with it.)

Is that the Psirubber Chicken? Or is that one solely yours?

Zer0 Kay wrote:

Rimmerdal wrote:

Nxla666 wrote:"Dude, where's my Big Boss ATV?" one recently sobered merc to another.

That's it.......*bag over Nyxla* from the now sacred "Rubber Chicken of Thwaking" .....

then walks away....

A public Service message:
The 'sacred Rubber Chicken of thwaking' can be borrowed at anytime heal a restore the good sense to those posting.

(it is not endorsed in anyway by anyone offically...so be careful with it.)

Is that the Psirubber Chicken? Or is that one solely yours?

Nah, just a rubber chicken for public use...but a Psi-rubber chicken would need ISP and I don't have those...

"CS is amazing. They make me erect."

-Res_Novae, Necromancer with a "thing" for Humanoid skulls, who can't stop himself from getting...aroused...at the ever-present Death's Head motif of CS Hardware

"Well, I am pretty, and I am arrogant. What did you expect??"

-Killer Cyborg, Pleasurer Changeling, the highest-paid "entertainer" in the history of the Paradise Federation

"OH, boy" techno-wizard after rifting into an even worse situation than the one he just left.

"OH" --bender the cyborg realizing the grass he was hinding in was acutally a giants skirt.

"OH"--Fry the CS grunt when he realizes the grass he's hiding in IS NOT a giants skirt.

gremlin79 wrote:From two different movies, but I like them both:


Fred Styrker, former Turbo Jockey: ...I flew sublight fighters during
the war, but this ship has a contra-gravity drive. It's an
entirely different kind of flying...altogether

Doctor and Crewmember: It's an enitrely different kind of flying.


and:

CS Enforcer: This must be one of those gay, D-Bee, biker, sushi bars.

So, ya wanna go with "Airplane" Quotes, eh??

YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!

(more to follow)