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taalismn wrote:Neko-Neon---The state of excitement exhibited by cats either chewing on live electrical wires or being tail-plugged into a power grid, and achieving high-luminosity incatescence.

"What color would you call that light he's throwing off? Snow-white?"
"White phosphorus."
"So, 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'?"
"'Cat with Live Electrical Line Stuck up its @$$'"
"Shouldn't his batteries have run out by now?"
"I think it's feeding off the broadcast power coming from Washuu's lab."
"Shouldn't somebody go in and turn it of-stupid question."

say652 wrote:Finally submitting to the Super Catnip Mr Snow passes out while dry humping an Invid Mecha....

taalismn wrote:

Alpha 11 wrote:[

Ok, couldn't find any real info on her, other then info on her tribe. Anything real specific info about her?

Sailor Moon/Shemarrian Nation crossover. You'll find her story in the Shemarrian Fan Creations thread. She's the Shemarrian dimensional 'twin' of Sailor Moons Rei Hino/Sailor Mars, only she's an eight-ft all psionically-possessed nanotech gynoid Mystic Berserker. The Blood Rider Tribe's aggressive enough, with a predilection for close combat and quests for personal glory through melee combat, so she's pretty damned gung-ho.
The running gag is that the Shemarrian 'sailor-scouts' ran into the canon Sailor Scouts and, after getting attacked by the latter, whaled on them, knocked them out, and dragged them back to their home dimension(where tine flowed somewhat faster), and as the Sailor Scouts' punishment, they got to serve as indentured bondsmen to their dimensional twins. For most of them it was an humiliating education, but once they started behaving themselves, they learned more and even got presents for good behavior and time served. Rei Hino learned a new form of magic, and acquired some new magic abilities before she was allowed to return home.
Thing is, as a Shemarrian bondsman, and under the terms of her parole, her bond-holder can call upon her for various duties, and Rei Firestorm likes to pop up to haul Rei Hino into GLORIOUS COMBAT against the forces of evil. Problem is, a sure sign Firestormer's coming to get her is Sailor Mars' transformation has been gimmicked to changer her into an ensemble that's more a SUGGESTION of clothing than actual clothing, which irks Rei Hino no end. The side-effect of this is that she goes into combat both virtually barass-nekkid and glowing like a reactor on melt-down, so she tends to firebomb the enemy quick and nasty, much to Firestormer's delight at her bondswoman's glorious rage.
The other Sailor Scouts get similar, but different, experiences for their indentureship, most of which make them out to be megaversal bu++monkeys, but keeps them showing up in cameos and fluff posts for the Shemarrian Nation(Makato spends much of her time in a stable for experimental robotic warmounts, Hotaru practices her new ninja skills breaking into military bases and government offices around Japan just for kicks, Usagi has a suit of Glitterboy armor, and Setsuna apparently spent two years getting her pleasure centers repeatedly massaged...).

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Are..those SCREAMS coming from the infirmary?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "YUP."
Random MCHS Student #1: "What's she DOING in there?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Vaccinations."
Random MCHS Student #1:

say652 wrote:Stepping over the mangled ED209, Mr Snow wasn't so sure if his medical leave should have ended.

And the fact his feline heritage apparently forced the administration to force him to wear a little bell around his neck.

"I'm not using a litter box! " he screamed into the Vice Principals Office.

SRoss wrote:As Mr. Snow walked away...

(From under the desk) "Kill me..."

say652 wrote:Suddenly a thunderous sound of breaking concrete and faculty screaming fills the School.

Giggling Minmei quietly slips the laser pointer back into her pocket.

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "Thank the Gods for armored bunkers!"

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Stepping over the mangled ED209, Mr Snow wasn't so sure if his medical leave should have ended.

And the fact his feline heritage apparently forced the administration to force him to wear a little bell around his neck.

"I'm not using a litter box! " he screamed into the Vice Principals Office.

"You're not allowed to use faculty as scratching posts."

say652 wrote:Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

"I was starting to get worried, I thought someone was following me."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

Annie: (Crouching around the corner, holding the trigger cord) "Now we see if that flower of life enhanced catnip was worth the price I paid for it."

say652 wrote:Rubbing his face and neck along the wall Mr Snow, peels away the concrete.
Purring softly.

Random student "it smells like cat pee over here..."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Suddenly Mr Snow starts walking in circles....

"That's your own tail you're trying to sneak up on."

"I was starting to get worried, I thought someone was following me."

It was only when it was too late that Mr. Snow remembered where he'd had the high voltage taser implanted....


"Ewwww....it smells of burnt fur over here...."

say652 wrote:The jolt appears to have no effect or he's to nipped to notice. Now rolling in the Flower infused Catnip, Mr Snow appears docile and slightly smoking...

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Stalking Mr. Snow...) "Here kitty, kitty...come on and be Annie's new cutie..."
Mr. Snow:

say652 wrote:A fearsome Meowr, Meowr. Then Mr Snow darts out of the open window. The bell king king like crazy, the nipped up Mega mutant begins scratching post a large Veritech. ..

Arnie100 wrote:Veritech Pilot: "HEEEYY!!! Bloody cat...now I have to get a new paint job..."

say652 wrote:Screeeeeechhhhh. Screeeeeeeeeeeccccchhhhhhhh.

taalismn wrote:Neko-Neon---The state of excitement exhibited by cats either chewing on live electrical wires or being tail-plugged into a power grid, and achieving high-luminosity incatescence.

"What color would you call that light he's throwing off? Snow-white?"
"White phosphorus."
"So, 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'?"
"'Cat with Live Electrical Line Stuck up its @$$'"
"Shouldn't his batteries have run out by now?"
"I think it's feeding off the broadcast power coming from Washuu's lab."
"Shouldn't somebody go in and turn it of-stupid question."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:Neko-Neon---The state of excitement exhibited by cats either chewing on live electrical wires or being tail-plugged into a power grid, and achieving high-luminosity incatescence.

"What color would you call that light he's throwing off? Snow-white?"
"White phosphorus."
"So, 'Cat on a Hot Tin Roof'?"
"'Cat with Live Electrical Line Stuck up its @$$'"
"Shouldn't his batteries have run out by now?"
"I think it's feeding off the broadcast power coming from Washuu's lab."
"Shouldn't somebody go in and turn it of-stupid question."

Kyle: "HEY! THAT'S MY SHTICK!!!"

say652 wrote:Finally submitting to the Super Catnip Mr Snow passes out while dry humping an Invid Mecha....

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:Finally submitting to the Super Catnip Mr Snow passes out while dry humping an Invid Mecha....

Invid Trooper: (Using spray bottle to squirt water on Mr. Snow) "Eww! Eww! Getitoff! Getitoff! Getitoff!"

taalismn wrote:"Time for your rabies shot."http://i408.photobucket.com/albums/pp164/taalismn/dragonhypo%20copy_zpszpnt4fla.jpg

say652 wrote:https://youtu.be/ZOJgW-LeiKQ

Reowr Reowr Reowr

say652 wrote:"I was Young and needed the money....."

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:"I was Young and needed the money....."

"Such cheap excuses..."

say652 wrote:http://wiki.thedeificnmi.com/index.php?title=Flying_Snow

The Secretary wakes up from her gin induced nap as the Fax machine suddenly springs to life.

"Mr Snows Resume has finally arrived"

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: "Eeeeeewwww...that's a bad kitty...he needs to be PUNISHED."

taalismn wrote:"Of course I know your weaknesses, Mister Snow...I read your Facebook profile!"

say652 wrote:"I was Young and needed the money....."

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:"I was Young and needed the money....."

"Such cheap excuses..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:"I was Young and needed the money....."

"Such cheap excuses..."

"What made you possibly think you were worth THAT?!"

say652 wrote:"******* is a Helluva drug"

taalismn wrote:"Did he just trip our school 'Zero Tolerance' drug policy?"
"He just said the word 'drug'. I'm sure his meaning was entirely innocent, no reason to-"
*WARNING! DISCIPLINARY ACTION ALERT! CHARGING MAIN CANNON BATTERY! TARGETING LOCKED!*
"....I hate when this happens..."
*KISS YOUR @$$ GOODBYE, DELINQUENT!!!!*
"...even if we're not the target, I HATE collateral flash burns...."

say652 wrote:Leaping like a volleyball player going for a spike several hundred feet in the air Mr Snow parrys the incoming beam.

Angling is across town towards your recent Rival.
"You suck San Romero Spartans!!" Mr Snow screams.

taalismn wrote:Principle: (looking at the giant HOLE blasted in the local landscape) "Yeah...we get a lot of complaints about that too."
(POV pans to show a similar swath of vitrified wasteland, just starting to become overgrown with weeds, over in a different direction)

Arnie100 wrote:Male Staff and Students:
Sister of Repentia: "What?"
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males)

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Sighs) "Well, guess I better start making room in my boat...I really DO need a BIGGER boat."

SRoss wrote:"Seriously, I know we needed to find a use for all those decommissioned Syncro-Cannons, but giving them to the School Morality Monitors!?!"

Cut to a Sister of Cle err, Repentia straddling the recently fired Sycro-Cannon.

"Whoa! What a rush..."

Arnie100 wrote:Male Staff and Students:
Sister of Repentia: "What?"
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males)

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Sighs) "Well, guess I better start making room in my boat...I really DO need a BIGGER boat."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Male Staff and Students:
Sister of Repentia: "What?"
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the males)

(Down Below...)

Charon: (Sighs) "Well, guess I better start making room in my boat...I really DO need a BIGGER boat."

"And this, students, is the River Styx. Charon."
"Edwards. Fieldtrip?"
"Fieldtrip."

say652 wrote:Making sure the he has the place to himself, finally.
Flying Snow begins practicing his Jump Bike tricks, using the building as his Personal Parkour Trick Riding Track.

Smiling Sebastian thinks to himself "Totally worth minimum wage."

say652 wrote:Making sure the he has the place to himself, finally.
Flying Snow begins practicing his Jump Bike tricks, using the building as his Personal Parkour Trick Riding Track.

Smiling Sebastian thinks to himself "Totally worth minimum wage."

say652 wrote:"Noooooo!!!"
The distraught felinoid looks left and right, spins in circle and then digs deep trenches into the Mdc floor with his claws as he's drug too Exam Room 7 by his feet.

"It hurts less if you relax and let it happen" Guard one says.

"No it doesn't" Guard Two replies.

say652 wrote:Reowr. ...

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Reowr. ...

Much as I hate to invoke it...

Annie: "MISTER WHISKERS!!!"

say652 wrote:Rubbing his sore flank under the paper gown.
"Give me the hordes of Hades again, I can't take it"

say652 wrote:Wearing a paper gown, a cone around his neck and slipper socks Flying Snow truly felt sorrow.

"I've defeated The Conqueror in duel, single handedly stopped a Brodkil army. Yet here I stand labrat to some strange Goddess."

say652 wrote:"You said there was candy in the van....."

say652 wrote:"I'm over thirty pounds, isn't that illegal in this State?"

say652 wrote:"I have a Doctor's note for light duty. "

say652 wrote:"I have a Doctor's note for light duty. "