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Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at the rabbit...) "Oooohhh...what a cute wittle bunny! Mr. Bunny, I'm gonna give you all the love and hugs you deserve!"
Killer Rabbit: (Starts hopping away as fast as he can go...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Now THAT'S actually funny!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I never thought I'd say this before but...Go, Annie, GO!!!!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at the rabbit...) "Oooohhh...what a cute wittle bunny! Mr. Bunny, I'm gonna give you all the love and hugs you deserve!"
Killer Rabbit: (Starts hopping away as fast as he can go...)
Random MCHS Student #1: "Now THAT'S actually funny!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "I never thought I'd say this before but...Go, Annie, GO!!!!"

Haster: (Looking back at the other occupants of Annie's toy chest) "Quick you fools, while she's distracted! RUN!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!"
Hastur: "COWARD!!"
Cthulhu:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!"
Hastur: "COWARD!!"
Cthulhu:

Gozer: "And you call yourself a God!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Cthulhu: "DAMMIT!! There's some kind of anti-escape spell or something on the lid of the chest...also, there is something compelling me NOT TO TRY TO ESCAPE!!! What do I do?! I'm so confused!!"
Hastur: "COWARD!!"
Cthulhu:

Gozer: "And you call yourself a God!"

Cthulhu: "But...but...she's always treated me nicely!"
Hastur: "SHE BROKE YOU!!!"
Cthulhu: "What?! No, of course not!"
Gozer: "Pathetic..."
Darkseid: "I agree!"

(Outside of Annie's Chest...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Lookit that rabbit, go!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Won't last...Annie's on a hovertank...wait, how did she learn how to drive a hovertank?!"

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Cthulhu: "But...but...she's always treated me nicely!"
Hastur: "SHE BROKE YOU!!!"
Cthulhu: "What?! No, of course not!"
Gozer: "Pathetic..."
Darkseid: "I agree!"

(Outside of Annie's Chest...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "Lookit that rabbit, go!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Won't last...Annie's on a hovertank...wait, how did she learn how to drive a hovertank?!"

Dana: (Running after her) "Come back with my hovertank you little thief!!!"

taalismn wrote:"That's what you get, Dana, for leaving the top down on your Spartas."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"That's what you get, Dana, for leaving the top down on your Spartas."

"And leaving the keys in the ignition."

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "But still...where'd she learn how to drive a hovertank?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Dayum, lookit her navigate through all those cars...oh, wait...there goes Edwards' brand-new Mercedes..."

say652 wrote:"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Well, Mr. Snow, I'm not sure the school insurance covers having your body hair shaved off and being painted pink?"

say652 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Well, Mr. Snow, I'm not sure the school insurance covers having your body hair shaved off and being painted pink?"

*This is so me in real life. Lmfbo.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Greetings and Salutations Class, I'm Mr Snow and I will be your new Hand to Hand Combat instructor."

"Well, Mr. Snow, I'm not sure the school insurance covers having your body hair shaved off and being painted pink?"

*This is so me in real life. Lmfbo.

"So either you're currently delusional or you're Fleshy the Cat."

say652 wrote:"I have my own pitcrew."

"Why are you punching and kicking?? You are to scratch and bite."

say652 wrote:"Weapons??? Why would you need a weapon to fight Mecha? ???"

taalismn wrote:"Since when have we paid Edwards enough that he could afford a Mercedes? And it's not as if his military pension pays that much either. And forget about life insurance..."

Arnie100 wrote:Edwards: "It was a gift...from my mother! I swear on Kyle's paycheck!"
Kyle: "HEEEYYY!!"

SRoss wrote:Edwards: <I hope that the faculty and students don't find out the lead shielding around the Defense Against Dark Arts, and the Science labs are just pieces of cardboard with the words Lead Shielding written in marker...>

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Edwards: <I hope that the faculty and students don't find out the lead shielding around the Defense Against Dark Arts, and the Science labs are just pieces of cardboard with the words Lead Shielding written in marker...>

Arnie100: <I hope Edwards and Kyle doesn't find out that I had the pieces of cardboard replaced with actual lead shielding and that the funds came from HIS and Kyle's paychecks...>

taalismn wrote:Just outside the no-man's-land perimeter cordoned around MCHS#69, a large parking lot/field serves as the assembly area for a gathering force of collection agencies' paramilitary debt collectors. Fact-sheets and pictures of T.R. Edwards and Lynn Kyle are passed around....

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student: "Mr. Edwards? There's some people here to see you!"
Edwards: "What? I'm -- HOLY S**T!"
Kyle: "What's the ma -- HE DID IT!!!" (Points at Edwards)
Edwards: "TRAITOR!!"

say652 wrote:"Is the bounty dead or really dead??"

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Is the bounty dead or really dead??"

The officer in charge hands out written instructions...

They are to know fear
Then they are to know pain
After that, anything goes

Lisa Hayse-Hunter &
Lynn Minmei

Bounty Hunters & Collection Agents:

say652 wrote:"So they need to be reenrolled in school?"

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:"So they need to be reenrolled in school?"

"That's not a bad idea..."
Edwards and Kyle:
Staff and Students:

SRoss wrote:Arnie 100 and Taalismn pulled open the vault doors ... Every K2 Meter within a 100 mile radius spikes.

SRoss: "Ok, Edwards, Kyle, this is the storage for the Defense Against Dark Arts class. We want you to catalog every item in here."

Arnie 100: "Oh, while your at it, see if you can find Karno and Grel. I sent them to do this job a week ago and haven't heard from them since."

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "Oh, yeah...safety equipment's being used by another class...sorry. You'll have to make do."
Edwards: "In THERE?!"
Kyle: "With no safety equipment?"
Edwards: "I can't believe we're in high school again!!"
Kyle: "This is all YOUR fault!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Arnie 100 and Taalismn pulled open the vault doors ... Every K2 Meter within a 100 mile radius spikes.

SRoss: "Ok, Edwards, Kyle, this is the storage for the Defense Against Dark Arts class. We want you to catalog every item in here."

Arnie 100: "Oh, while your at it, see if you can find Karno and Grel. I sent them to do this job a week ago and haven't heard from them since."

Grel: "I called in some guys calling themselves the 'Red Snakes' to do it for me...Hey, I'm a businessman now, I can't afford to take time away from my work. Besides, they seemed eager to get inside the vault. Not afraid to get their hands dirty. I almost felt sorry about telling them that it was an internship program and they weren't getting paid for their work. But hey, youthful enthusiasm and all that, ain't it wonderful?"

SRoss wrote:Kyle: "Hey! New age metal sculptures!"

Edwards: "I think those were motorcycles."

Kyle: "Why so paranoid?"

Edwards: "You noticed the way they locked, sealed and triple warded the doors behind us?"

say652 wrote:"Your not training hard enough!! The highest scoring eight will hunt turkeys using tooth and claw."

Mr Snow walks in front of his students.

"Now get that yarn ball high and pounce people."

say652 wrote:Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

say652 wrote:Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

SRoss wrote:[

"Um, teacher! I think Ms Prince has an unfair advantage."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Your not training hard enough!! The highest scoring eight will hunt turkeys using tooth and claw."

Mr Snow walks in front of his students.

"Now get that yarn ball high and pounce people."

"Remember....in a crisis situation, your instructor may be used as a meat shield."
"Wait-what?"

say652 wrote:Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

"Let's see you parry NAPALM."

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:Passes out laser pistols to class.

"Today's lesson is parry energy blasts. "

After easily parrying several laser blasts with his bare hands.

"Now students, the half of the class with weapons fire at the unarmed training partners. "

"Um, teacher! I think Ms Prince has an unfair advantage."

say652 wrote:"Diana will you please show these thin skinned knock kneed scalawags how easy this technique is."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:[

"Um, teacher! I think Ms Prince has an unfair advantage."

"Maybe saying 'Let the Wookie Win' while looking at her was NOT a good thing."

taalismn wrote:"Shall we introduce Mister Snow to Tirolian mating rituals?"

say652 wrote:
"According to you I'm an Animal, and I'm just not ok with where this its going. What are we in Maine now!.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:
"According to you I'm an Animal, and I'm just not ok with where this its going. What are we in Maine now!.

"Don't worry; sex has nothing to do with Tirolian mating rituals."
Karno:(walking in) "-'Tirolian mating rituals'?! ***AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!***"

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Certain Tirolian males have a very HIGH mortality rate."
"Meaning?"
"They die after the first mating session."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"Certain Tirolian males have a very HIGH mortality rate."
"Meaning?"
"They die after the first mating session."

"Some of them can't get past the first date."

Arnie100 wrote:[

"That's if they're lucky enough to get a first date..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"That's if they're lucky enough to get a first date..."

"Some of them, upon hearing that they've been considered for mating, kill themselves before the first date. The weeding starts early."

SRoss wrote:"Who's teaching SexEd?"

"Some badly dressed guy named Larry."

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

"And that's one of the reasons why you don't get paid."

say652 wrote:Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

"And even MORE reasons you don't get paid. That stuff costs MONEY."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

"And even MORE reasons you don't get paid. That stuff costs MONEY."

" Those Hyperfleas are going to catch him long before he reaches the parking lot. You get the enhanced Proton Packs. Me and Taalismn will start mixing the Thermite paste."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:Mr Snow destroys the mdc concrete wall with a punch running full speed.
"You don't mess with my bike Demon! !!!"

"And even MORE reasons you don't get paid. That stuff costs MONEY."

" Those Hyperfleas are going to catch him long before he reaches the parking lot. You get the enhanced Proton Packs. Me and Taalismn will start mixing the Thermite paste."

"Do we get to cross the streams this time? PLEASE???"