Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 12:00 pm

A confused naked figure found herself in the MCH #69 Parking Lot where Karno, Corg, Kyle, Edwards and Snow once stood.

Hild: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:00 pm

say652 wrote:Stomping the rabid roomba with a flying leap, Mr Snow begins weeping over the remains of his bike.
Screaming "someone call a doctor!!"

"Greetings, I am a Doctor of Paranoid Philosophy."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:15 pm

SRoss wrote:A confused naked figure found herself in the MCH #69 Parking Lot where Karno, Corg, Kyle, Edwards and Snow once stood.

Hild:

Male Staff and Students: :shock:

Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the Male Staff and Students)

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:07 pm

"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:17 pm

Waking up in a different Dimension Flying Snow looks around as his vision clears.
A Redneck pointing a crossbow at him.
"How many walkers have you killed, How many people have you killed? Why?"

Reowr.....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:28 pm

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "Where ARE we?!"
"UUHHHHNNNNN..."
Edwards: :shock:

"WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"UUHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN..."
Karno: :frazz:

"That doesn't sound good..."
"UUHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..."

(Suddenly a horde of zombies come shuffling into view)

Edwards, Kyle and Karno: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 5:35 pm

"Just as well. You ask Kyle for relationship advice, all he does is start pulling hard on his hip flask. Ask Mr. Edwards the same question and he whines and complains about how hard it is to get a date because he's been dissed by Minmei on Facebook. Ask Mister Snow about relationships and all he does is start licking his lower quarters and coughing up hairballs. And Karno just curls up under his desk and whines about how unfair it is that the Robotech Masters could clone an entire society, but not replace his manhood."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:58 pm

taalismn wrote:"Just as well. You ask Kyle for relationship advice, all he does is start pulling hard on his hip flask. Ask Mr. Edwards the same question and he whines and complains about how hard it is to get a date because he's been dissed by Minmei on Facebook. Ask Mister Snow about relationships and all he does is start licking his lower quarters and coughing up hairballs. And Karno just curls up under his desk and whines about how unfair it is that the Robotech Masters could clone an entire society, but not replace his manhood."

"And no one asked about Corg."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:00 pm

taalismn wrote:"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

SRoss: (High-fives Taalismn and Arnie 100)

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:17 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

SRoss: (High-fives Taalismn and Arnie 100)

Hild: "THIS IS SO NOT GOOD..." :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:19 am

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Just as well. You ask Kyle for relationship advice, all he does is start pulling hard on his hip flask. Ask Mr. Edwards the same question and he whines and complains about how hard it is to get a date because he's been dissed by Minmei on Facebook. Ask Mister Snow about relationships and all he does is start licking his lower quarters and coughing up hairballs. And Karno just curls up under his desk and whines about how unfair it is that the Robotech Masters could clone an entire society, but not replace his manhood."

"And no one asked about Corg."

Annie: "Did someone mention my Corgie-Poo?"
"That's why no one asks about Corg."
"Right. Gotcha."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:21 am

Snow and his new friend Daryl ride off on motorcycles,
"Where going to lead the horde away."

Traveling in the opposite direction at over 100mph I'm not sure how that is possible. ..

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 10:24 am

say652 wrote:Snow and his new friend Daryl ride off on motorcycles,
"Where going to lead the horde away."

Traveling in the opposite direction at over 100mph I'm not sure how that is possible. ..

driving off into the sunset...
#####FFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY####

"Okay...sun's a little closer than we expected...."

"..bactine!...."

wyrmraker · Unread post by **wyrmraker** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:20 pm

taalismn wrote:"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

Fifteen minutes later...
"Class, my name is Hild, and I will be your instructor in Infernal Law. If anyone gets funny ideas about what is considered 'Appropriate Contact with a Teacher', I will refer them to my assistant."

An albino girl stood next to Hild, smiling a shark-like grin with FAR too many teeth.

"He~eeey..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:46 pm

Female Staff and Students: (STILL glaring at Male Staff and Students)

Random Male Staff Member: "We didn't DO ANYTHING!" :frazz:

Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, it kinda doesn't help with the naughty ideas going through our heads..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hormonal male teenagers."
Random Male Staff Member: "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to keep us alive here!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :oops:

"SORRY."

wyrmraker · Unread post by **wyrmraker** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 1:52 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Female Staff and Students: (STILL glaring at Male Staff and Students)
Random Male Staff Member: "We didn't DO ANYTHING!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, it kinda doesn't help with the naughty ideas going through our heads..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hormonal male teenagers."
Random Male Staff Member: "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to keep us alive here!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "SORRY."

Albino Girl: "Sounds like someone wants to be Teh Rei's 'Special Friend' :demon:

"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 2:09 pm

wyrmraker wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Female Staff and Students: (STILL glaring at Male Staff and Students)
Random Male Staff Member: "We didn't DO ANYTHING!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, it kinda doesn't help with the naughty ideas going through our heads..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hormonal male teenagers."
Random Male Staff Member: "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to keep us alive here!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "SORRY."

Albino Girl: "Sounds like someone wants to be Teh Rei's 'Special Friend' "

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"Uhm...we got plans for the rest of the day!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :eek:

"Yeah...HOMEWORK, that is to work at home is a good idea right now!"
Random Male Staff Member: :frazz:

"I've got exams to grade...busy, very busy!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:52 pm

wyrmraker wrote:[

"He~eeey..."

Oh hell.....
Get rid of all the root vegetables in the cafeteria larder NOW.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon Apr 04, 2016 11:08 pm

taalismn wrote:
wyrmraker wrote:[

"He~eeey..."

Oh hell.....
Get rid of all the root vegetables in the cafeteria larder NOW.

"What are vegetables??"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon Apr 04, 2016 11:19 pm

Arnie100 wrote:[

"What are vegetables??"

Damnit! No joking! Not unless you're absolutely dead-certain you know what sex is ad are secure in your relationship with it! Because if she gets ahold of a turnip....

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:29 am

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"What are vegetables??"

Damnit! No joking! Not unless you're absolutely dead-certain you know what sex is ad are secure in your relationship with it! Because if she gets ahold of a turnip....

"What would she do with a turnip?? :shock:

EEEEEEWWWWWWWW."
"EXACTLY."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:45 am

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:[

"What are vegetables??"

Damnit! No joking! Not unless you're absolutely dead-certain you know what sex is ad are secure in your relationship with it! Because if she gets ahold of a turnip....

"What would she do with a turnip?? EEEEEEWWWWWWWW."
"EXACTLY."

Ask Kensuke Aida...
"I am now a MAN"(starts grinning maniacally while shivering like a drug addict)

wyrmraker · Unread post by **wyrmraker** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:10 pm

Don't forget the meter length of PVC pipe. Of course, that's if she LIKES you. If she DOESN'T like you, well...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:15 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "That was one of the most disturbing classes I've ever been in..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I wonder who'll they get for Sex Ed..."
Random MCHS Students 1 & 2: :shock:

wyrmraker · Unread post by **wyrmraker** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:36 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "That was one of the most disturbing classes I've ever been in..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I wonder who'll they get for Sex Ed..."
Random MCHS Students 1 & 2:

Don't you remember the announcement? Doctor Sawaru Ogenki and his nurse, Ruko Tatase, are the new ex Ed teachers. The School Board had to fire the last one after too many protests from the Monument City PTA, Rotary Club, and Aged Battleaxe Association.

Good luck!

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 5:01 pm

Sex Ed Class...

Suomi Konepi: "Now girls, you must avoid boys at all costs! They're dirty dirty creature who'll violate you all kinds of disgusting ways." :badbad:

Sisters of Cle err Repentia: "Rrrrreeeeeaaaallllly?" :fl:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 5:25 pm

wyrmraker wrote:Don't forget the meter length of PVC pipe. Of course, that's if she LIKES you. If she DOESN'T like you, well...

Ask Nagisa...especially after she found out he REGENERATES...
And let's not forget the Squeaky Mallet.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:42 pm

SRoss wrote:Sex Ed Class...

Suomi Konepi: "Now girls, you must avoid boys at all costs! They're dirty dirty creature who'll violate you all kinds of disgusting ways."

Sisters of Cle err Repentia: "Rrrrreeeeeaaaallllly?"

Male Students: :shock:

Female Students:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:23 pm

"So I take it you're taking up cloning for reproduction?"
"Yes, I bought the latest Xerox inkjet printer to start my family!"
"....I see transcription error or dirty rollers have already taken a toll..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:25 pm

taalismn wrote:"So I take it you're taking up cloning for reproduction?"
"Yes, I bought the latest Xerox inkjet printer to start my family!"
"....I see transcription error or dirty rollers have already taken a toll..."

"Those roombas have dirty minds!"
"How do you know those were roombas?"
:eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 7:36 pm

"Damn it, she modified her copier into a 3D printer, with stem cells..."
"So she's reproducing stupid, so what?"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:14 pm

Taalismn: (Watching the Puppymonkeybaby lead a group of students in a conga line) "WASHUU! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING CHAMBER!?!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 5:53 pm

SRoss wrote:Taalismn: (Watching the Puppymonkeybaby lead a group of students in a conga line) "WASHUU! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING CHAMBER!?!"

"Clean the rollers after every hundred copies?"

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:36 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS #1: "Can you imagine Annie teaching a class? Something like How To Care For Magical Creatures?"
Random MCHS #2: "Who would you be worried for? The creatures or the students?"

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

SRoss wrote:"Who's teaching SexEd?"

"Some badly dressed guy named Larry."

guardiandashi wrote:
SRoss wrote:"Who's teaching SexEd?"

"Some badly dressed guy named Larry."

badly dressed in his signature clothing is a "leisure suit?"

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

say652 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

"And that's one of the reasons why you don't get paid."

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

"And that's one of the reasons why you don't get paid."

From Under the table...

Roomba: <<Releasing WMD.>> (Opens canister of Hyperfleas)

taalismn wrote:Roomba 2: "Sealing lounge doors."
Roomba 3: "Positioning interdiction units in adjacent chambers."
Roomba 4: "Dismantling his personal transportation in the parking lot."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:50 pm

Captain Gravely managed to get the Dimensional portal to work for just a second.
Surveying his new surroundings.
"Well looks like things went from bad to worse."
The old Cyborg rubbed his metallic temples, this cursed place there must be a way out.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu Apr 07, 2016 11:57 pm

say652 wrote:Captain Gravely managed to get the Dimensional portal to work for just a second.
Surveying his new surroundings.
"Well looks like things went from bad to worse."
The old Cyborg rubbed his metallic temples, this cursed place there must be a way out.

He teleported from the Gargoyle to MCH #69? Talk about going from the frying pan to the fire.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:17 am

SRoss wrote:
say652 wrote:
He teleported from the Gargoyle to MCH #69? Talk about going from the frying pan to the fire.

In THAT neighborhood, a careless cyborg is likely to find himself up on concrete blocks, missing his legs...for starters.

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:18 am

Readjusting the setting on his hard light holographic disguise and forging transcripts Gravy put the finishing touches on his new cover identity.

Keegan Tatum, a transfer student from Macross Island and Destined for the Ice Guard.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:22 am

say652 wrote:Readjusting the setting on his hard light holographic disguise and forging transcripts Gravy put the finishing touches on his new cover identity.

Keegan Tatum, a transfer student from Macross Island and Destined for the Ice Guard.

SRoss: (Reading the transcripts) "Wow! Never had any actual masochists at this school before..." :-?

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 12:30 am

Shaking the Principals hand and flashing that winning quarterback smile.
"Easy now sir, I need that hand to throw the football."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 10:13 am

Shinji: "At last! someone to draw attention off me and Tenchi!!!"

Yandere-chan: (From dangerously close behind him) "I'm still here Sempai..." :twisted:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 7:19 pm

say652 wrote:Shaking the Principals hand and flashing that winning quarterback smile.
"Easy now sir, I need that hand to throw the football."

"Ww've never actually had anybody get to the point of THROWING a football here...the landmines usually claim them first."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 8:45 pm

Edwards, Kyle and Karno appear in Edwards' Office...

Edwards: (Slumping back in his chair) "At least! We're safe..."

#CLICK!#

Edwards, Kyle & Karno:

"Oh shi..."

#BBBBBOOOOOOMMMMM!#

Musica and Minmei: "Impressive..."

Lisa: "Most of life's problems can be solved with 74 kilos of C-4..."

Back at the River Styx...

Urd: "OH COME ON! NOT YOU THREE AGAIN!" :badbad:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 9:17 pm

SRoss wrote:
Lisa: "Most of life's problems can be solved with 74 kilos of C-4...":

Minmei: "I prefer thermite...it burns...."

Kyle: "Edwards? What the HELL?!" :-?

Edwards: "I can't help it! It suddenly starts itching all over...!" :shock:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Fri Apr 08, 2016 11:31 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Lisa: "Most of life's problems can be solved with 74 kilos of C-4...":

Minmei: "I prefer thermite...it burns...."

Kyle: "Edwards? What the HELL?!"
Edwards: "I can't help it! It suddenly starts itching all over...!"

Kyle: "Did you get some of those crazy fleas on you, Edwards?"
Edwards: "What? NO. Of course not. I hope."

(Meanwhile, on Edwards' body...)

WMD Flea #1: {OH, MY GOD...I can't get the taste of his blood out of my mouth!}
WMD Flea #2: {KILL HIM! HE'S DISEASED!!!}
WMD Flea #1: :shock:

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:34 am

Down Below...

Marller: "What! We handle fleas souls too!!!"

WMD Flea #1: :shock:

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 9:48 am

Strolling around the School looking cool and staying in well lit common areas Gravy so far has successfully kept his cover identity.

Apparently killing others is also not frowned upon here.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 10:49 am

say652 wrote:Strolling around the School looking cool and staying in well lit common areas Gravy so far has successfully kept his cover identity.

Apparently killing others is also not frowned upon here.

"You killed it, YOU clean it."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:17 pm

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sat Apr 09, 2016 12:49 pm

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."