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A confused naked figure found herself in the MCH #69 Parking Lot where Karno, Corg, Kyle, Edwards and Snow once stood.

Hild:

say652 wrote:Stomping the rabid roomba with a flying leap, Mr Snow begins weeping over the remains of his bike.
Screaming "someone call a doctor!!"

"Greetings, I am a Doctor of Paranoid Philosophy."

SRoss wrote:A confused naked figure found herself in the MCH #69 Parking Lot where Karno, Corg, Kyle, Edwards and Snow once stood.

Hild:

Male Staff and Students:
Female Staff and Students: (Glaring at the Male Staff and Students)

"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

Waking up in a different Dimension Flying Snow looks around as his vision clears.
A Redneck pointing a crossbow at him.
"How many walkers have you killed, How many people have you killed? Why?"

Reowr.....

(Meanwhile...)

Kyle: "Where ARE we?!"
"UUHHHHNNNNN..."
Edwards: "WHAT WAS THAT?!"
"UUHHHHNNNNNNNNNNN..."
Karno: "That doesn't sound good..."
"UUHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..."

(Suddenly a horde of zombies come shuffling into view)

Edwards, Kyle and Karno:

"Just as well. You ask Kyle for relationship advice, all he does is start pulling hard on his hip flask. Ask Mr. Edwards the same question and he whines and complains about how hard it is to get a date because he's been dissed by Minmei on Facebook. Ask Mister Snow about relationships and all he does is start licking his lower quarters and coughing up hairballs. And Karno just curls up under his desk and whines about how unfair it is that the Robotech Masters could clone an entire society, but not replace his manhood."

taalismn wrote:"Just as well. You ask Kyle for relationship advice, all he does is start pulling hard on his hip flask. Ask Mr. Edwards the same question and he whines and complains about how hard it is to get a date because he's been dissed by Minmei on Facebook. Ask Mister Snow about relationships and all he does is start licking his lower quarters and coughing up hairballs. And Karno just curls up under his desk and whines about how unfair it is that the Robotech Masters could clone an entire society, but not replace his manhood."

"And no one asked about Corg."

taalismn wrote:"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

SRoss: (High-fives Taalismn and Arnie 100)

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

SRoss: (High-fives Taalismn and Arnie 100)

Hild: "THIS IS SO NOT GOOD..."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:"Just as well. You ask Kyle for relationship advice, all he does is start pulling hard on his hip flask. Ask Mr. Edwards the same question and he whines and complains about how hard it is to get a date because he's been dissed by Minmei on Facebook. Ask Mister Snow about relationships and all he does is start licking his lower quarters and coughing up hairballs. And Karno just curls up under his desk and whines about how unfair it is that the Robotech Masters could clone an entire society, but not replace his manhood."

"And no one asked about Corg."

Annie: "Did someone mention my Corgie-Poo?"
"That's why no one asks about Corg."
"Right. Gotcha."

Snow and his new friend Daryl ride off on motorcycles,
"Where going to lead the horde away."

Traveling in the opposite direction at over 100mph I'm not sure how that is possible. ..

say652 wrote:Snow and his new friend Daryl ride off on motorcycles,
"Where going to lead the horde away."

Traveling in the opposite direction at over 100mph I'm not sure how that is possible. ..

driving off into the sunset...
#####FFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY####

"Okay...sun's a little closer than we expected...."

"..bactine!...."

taalismn wrote:"Now that's what I call a GOOD trade."

Fifteen minutes later...
"Class, my name is Hild, and I will be your instructor in Infernal Law. If anyone gets funny ideas about what is considered 'Appropriate Contact with a Teacher', I will refer them to my assistant."

An albino girl stood next to Hild, smiling a shark-like grin with FAR too many teeth.

"He~eeey..."

Female Staff and Students: (STILL glaring at Male Staff and Students)
Random Male Staff Member: "We didn't DO ANYTHING!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, it kinda doesn't help with the naughty ideas going through our heads..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hormonal male teenagers."
Random Male Staff Member: "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to keep us alive here!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "SORRY."

Arnie100 wrote:Female Staff and Students: (STILL glaring at Male Staff and Students)
Random Male Staff Member: "We didn't DO ANYTHING!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, it kinda doesn't help with the naughty ideas going through our heads..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hormonal male teenagers."
Random Male Staff Member: "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to keep us alive here!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "SORRY."

Albino Girl: "Sounds like someone wants to be Teh Rei's 'Special Friend' "

wyrmraker wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Female Staff and Students: (STILL glaring at Male Staff and Students)
Random Male Staff Member: "We didn't DO ANYTHING!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, it kinda doesn't help with the naughty ideas going through our heads..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hormonal male teenagers."
Random Male Staff Member: "Will you two shut up? I'm trying to keep us alive here!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Oh, right!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "SORRY."

Albino Girl: "Sounds like someone wants to be Teh Rei's 'Special Friend' "

Random MCHS Student #1: "Uhm...we got plans for the rest of the day!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yeah...HOMEWORK, that is to work at home is a good idea right now!"
Random Male Staff Member: "I've got exams to grade...busy, very busy!"

wyrmraker wrote:[

"He~eeey..."

Oh hell.....
Get rid of all the root vegetables in the cafeteria larder NOW.

taalismn wrote:

wyrmraker wrote:[

"He~eeey..."

Oh hell.....
Get rid of all the root vegetables in the cafeteria larder NOW.

"What are vegetables??"

Arnie100 wrote:[

"What are vegetables??"

Damnit! No joking! Not unless you're absolutely dead-certain you know what sex is ad are secure in your relationship with it! Because if she gets ahold of a turnip....

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"What are vegetables??"

Damnit! No joking! Not unless you're absolutely dead-certain you know what sex is ad are secure in your relationship with it! Because if she gets ahold of a turnip....

"What would she do with a turnip?? EEEEEEWWWWWWWW."
"EXACTLY."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:[

"What are vegetables??"

Damnit! No joking! Not unless you're absolutely dead-certain you know what sex is ad are secure in your relationship with it! Because if she gets ahold of a turnip....

"What would she do with a turnip?? EEEEEEWWWWWWWW."
"EXACTLY."

Ask Kensuke Aida...
"I am now a MAN"(starts grinning maniacally while shivering like a drug addict)

Don't forget the meter length of PVC pipe. Of course, that's if she LIKES you. If she DOESN'T like you, well...

Random MCHS Student #1: "That was one of the most disturbing classes I've ever been in..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I wonder who'll they get for Sex Ed..."
Random MCHS Students 1 & 2:

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "That was one of the most disturbing classes I've ever been in..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "I wonder who'll they get for Sex Ed..."
Random MCHS Students 1 & 2:

Don't you remember the announcement? Doctor Sawaru Ogenki and his nurse, Ruko Tatase, are the new ex Ed teachers. The School Board had to fire the last one after too many protests from the Monument City PTA, Rotary Club, and Aged Battleaxe Association.

Good luck!

Sex Ed Class...

Suomi Konepi: "Now girls, you must avoid boys at all costs! They're dirty dirty creature who'll violate you all kinds of disgusting ways."

Sisters of Cle err Repentia: "Rrrrreeeeeaaaallllly?"

wyrmraker wrote:Don't forget the meter length of PVC pipe. Of course, that's if she LIKES you. If she DOESN'T like you, well...

Ask Nagisa...especially after she found out he REGENERATES...
And let's not forget the Squeaky Mallet.

SRoss wrote:Sex Ed Class...

Suomi Konepi: "Now girls, you must avoid boys at all costs! They're dirty dirty creature who'll violate you all kinds of disgusting ways."

Sisters of Cle err Repentia: "Rrrrreeeeeaaaallllly?"

Male Students:
Female Students:

"So I take it you're taking up cloning for reproduction?"
"Yes, I bought the latest Xerox inkjet printer to start my family!"
"....I see transcription error or dirty rollers have already taken a toll..."

taalismn wrote:"So I take it you're taking up cloning for reproduction?"
"Yes, I bought the latest Xerox inkjet printer to start my family!"
"....I see transcription error or dirty rollers have already taken a toll..."

"Those roombas have dirty minds!"
"How do you know those were roombas?"

"Damn it, she modified her copier into a 3D printer, with stem cells..."
"So she's reproducing stupid, so what?"

Taalismn: (Watching the Puppymonkeybaby lead a group of students in a conga line) "WASHUU! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING CHAMBER!?!"

SRoss wrote:Taalismn: (Watching the Puppymonkeybaby lead a group of students in a conga line) "WASHUU! WHAT DID WE SAY ABOUT PLAYING WITH THE CLONING CHAMBER!?!"

"Clean the rollers after every hundred copies?"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS #1: "Can you imagine Annie teaching a class? Something like How To Care For Magical Creatures?"
Random MCHS #2: "Who would you be worried for? The creatures or the students?"

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

SRoss wrote:"Who's teaching SexEd?"

"Some badly dressed guy named Larry."

guardiandashi wrote:

SRoss wrote:"Who's teaching SexEd?"

"Some badly dressed guy named Larry."

badly dressed in his signature clothing is a "leisure suit?"

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

"And that's one of the reasons why you don't get paid."

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Health and sciences are taught by a real teacher, I got this job because I catnipped and they realized I'm a dangerous animal"

"I think it was because they budgeted for a 'faculty punching bag'."

"I was repeatedly told Animals don't get paid. "
Stealthily sneaks into faculty lounge and poops under the table.
"Reowr"

"And that's one of the reasons why you don't get paid."

From Under the table...

Roomba: <<Releasing WMD.>> (Opens canister of Hyperfleas)

taalismn wrote:Roomba 2: "Sealing lounge doors."
Roomba 3: "Positioning interdiction units in adjacent chambers."
Roomba 4: "Dismantling his personal transportation in the parking lot."

Captain Gravely managed to get the Dimensional portal to work for just a second.
Surveying his new surroundings.
"Well looks like things went from bad to worse."
The old Cyborg rubbed his metallic temples, this cursed place there must be a way out.

say652 wrote:Captain Gravely managed to get the Dimensional portal to work for just a second.
Surveying his new surroundings.
"Well looks like things went from bad to worse."
The old Cyborg rubbed his metallic temples, this cursed place there must be a way out.

He teleported from the Gargoyle to MCH #69? Talk about going from the frying pan to the fire.

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:
He teleported from the Gargoyle to MCH #69? Talk about going from the frying pan to the fire.

In THAT neighborhood, a careless cyborg is likely to find himself up on concrete blocks, missing his legs...for starters.

Readjusting the setting on his hard light holographic disguise and forging transcripts Gravy put the finishing touches on his new cover identity.

Keegan Tatum, a transfer student from Macross Island and Destined for the Ice Guard.

say652 wrote:Readjusting the setting on his hard light holographic disguise and forging transcripts Gravy put the finishing touches on his new cover identity.

Keegan Tatum, a transfer student from Macross Island and Destined for the Ice Guard.

SRoss: (Reading the transcripts) "Wow! Never had any actual masochists at this school before..."

Shaking the Principals hand and flashing that winning quarterback smile.
"Easy now sir, I need that hand to throw the football."

Shinji: "At last! someone to draw attention off me and Tenchi!!!"

Yandere-chan: (From dangerously close behind him) "I'm still here Sempai..."

say652 wrote:Shaking the Principals hand and flashing that winning quarterback smile.
"Easy now sir, I need that hand to throw the football."

"Ww've never actually had anybody get to the point of THROWING a football here...the landmines usually claim them first."

Edwards, Kyle and Karno appear in Edwards' Office...

Edwards: (Slumping back in his chair) "At least! We're safe..."



Edwards, Kyle & Karno: "Oh shi..."



Musica and Minmei: "Impressive..."

Lisa: "Most of life's problems can be solved with 74 kilos of C-4..."

Back at the River Styx...

Urd: "OH COME ON! NOT YOU THREE AGAIN!"

SRoss wrote:
Lisa: "Most of life's problems can be solved with 74 kilos of C-4...":

Minmei: "I prefer thermite...it burns...."

Kyle: "Edwards? What the HELL?!"
Edwards: "I can't help it! It suddenly starts itching all over...!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:
Lisa: "Most of life's problems can be solved with 74 kilos of C-4...":

Minmei: "I prefer thermite...it burns...."

Kyle: "Edwards? What the HELL?!"
Edwards: "I can't help it! It suddenly starts itching all over...!"

Kyle: "Did you get some of those crazy fleas on you, Edwards?"
Edwards: "What? NO. Of course not. I hope."

(Meanwhile, on Edwards' body...)

WMD Flea #1: {OH, MY GOD...I can't get the taste of his blood out of my mouth!}
WMD Flea #2: {KILL HIM! HE'S DISEASED!!!}
WMD Flea #1:

Down Below...

Marller: "What! We handle fleas souls too!!!"

WMD Flea #1:

Strolling around the School looking cool and staying in well lit common areas Gravy so far has successfully kept his cover identity.

Apparently killing others is also not frowned upon here.

say652 wrote:Strolling around the School looking cool and staying in well lit common areas Gravy so far has successfully kept his cover identity.

Apparently killing others is also not frowned upon here.

"You killed it, YOU clean it."

While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."