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taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

say652 wrote:"So instead off tactics and skill, you expect to defeat an enemy with cheap tricks and showmanship?"
Keegan asked. Gravy thought to himself, these fools ate surely doomed.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

"You Monster!!!"

say652 wrote:Hmmm, Gravy hacks into the audio system of the school and uploads Truffle Butter on a repeating loop.
"And now we see."

say652 wrote:"Will this adversely affect my GPA??"
Keegan asks.
"I'm not above bribery, I got quite an advance from the NCAA to play at Alabama..."

say652 wrote:Taking notes, Bad music incapacitated the enemy momentarily.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

Regis: "Minmei songs also have the same effect on the foolish humans. Use their own music against them."

say652 wrote:"So instead off tactics and skill, you expect to defeat an enemy with cheap tricks and showmanship?"
Keegan asked. Gravy thought to himself, these fools ate surely doomed.

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:"So instead off tactics and skill, you expect to defeat an enemy with cheap tricks and showmanship?"
Keegan asked. Gravy thought to himself, these fools ate surely doomed.

Regis: "Why not? It worked with the Zentraedi."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

"You Monster!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:While in Invid studies and tactics Gravy saw the schematics of captured systems. Those things are rather frail deathtraps. They must attack in mass numbers.

Regis: "Actually, these days, if we don't want to simply push asteroids down the gravity well, we just play William Shatner songs on all frequencies ad nauseum until the defenders fall on themselves or are incapacitated. Then we mop up."

"You Monster!!!"

Regis: "You humans just don't appreciate good music."

taalismn wrote:Sera: "Admit it, mom, you just want to prove that you still got it to be a ruthless tyrant."

say652 wrote:Hmmm, Gravy hacks into the audio system of the school and uploads Truffle Butter on a repeating loop.
"And now we see."

say652 wrote:https://youtu.be/EUS_ONfxRnQ

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Hmmm, Gravy hacks into the audio system of the school and uploads Truffle Butter on a repeating loop.
"And now we see."

There's the soft click of weapons safeties coming off behind him...
"Oh please, EVERYBODY hacks the school audio system at some time or other. You weren't around when somebody tried broadcasting the Suicide Sonata over the intercom. Stupid ghola clones...dumb supermen just didn't stand a chance."

say652 wrote:"Well then, obviously I failed my homework assignment. Exactly where did I go wrong."
Keegan looks around at the dancing students and faculty.
"This music is horrendous. .."

SRoss wrote:"Hell at this school Gloomy Sunday is used as make out music."

say652 wrote:"Will this adversely affect my GPA??"
Keegan asks.
"I'm not above bribery, I got quite an advance from the NCAA to play at Alabama..."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Will this adversely affect my GPA??"
Keegan asks.
"I'm not above bribery, I got quite an advance from the NCAA to play at Alabama..."

"What did Alabama do that got the NCAA so ####ed off at them?"

taalismn wrote:"And this is our Music Appreciation Room."
"It looks like a gas chamber with giant woofers built into it!"
"It's a Music APPRECIATION Room."
"There's even a chair with shackles and straps in the middle of it!"
"Some people can't curb their physical appreciation of music while listening."

say652 wrote:Gravy realized if anything, he's learning new and effect torture techniques.

say652 wrote:Using his internal sound filter and rebreather lungs "Keegan" spends several hours in the gas chamber quite unaffected....

say652 wrote:Due to the excessive mental torture Gravy starts to believe his hard light identity as his only Identity.
"I am Keegan Tatum a freshman at Monument City High #69."

He repeats this over and over.

say652 wrote:"I'm still six foot seven ands three hundred and fifty pounds."
Keegan says laughingly.

say652 wrote:"I don't like it here."

say652 wrote:"So by mentally tormenting the students to the point of suicide, you create an effective fighting force. Well played, well played indeed."

say652 wrote:"I don't like it here."

taalismn wrote:"And this is our Music Appreciation Room."
"It looks like a gas chamber with giant woofers built into it!"
"It's a Music APPRECIATION Room."
"There's even a chair with shackles and straps in the middle of it!"
"Some people can't curb their physical appreciation of music while listening."

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:"And this is our Music Appreciation Room."
"It looks like a gas chamber with giant woofers built into it!"
"It's a Music APPRECIATION Room."
"There's even a chair with shackles and straps in the middle of it!"
"Some people can't curb their physical appreciation of music while listening."

"Especially if its a William Shatner's Greatest Hits album!"

say652 wrote:Gravy realized if anything, he's learning new and effect torture techniques.

taalismn wrote:In a corner of one of MCHS#69's homerooms, a figure materializes at one of the seats.
The figure of a young man blinks red eyes, shakes his white head of hair, the sardonic smile seemingly fixed on his lips when he appeared dropped off into rictus of terror, and his complexion goes acutely paler than his already near-albino paleness would deem possible.
Tabris: "Uh-oh..."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Gravy realized if anything, he's learning new and effect torture techniques.

If only it wasn't from the position of the interrogatee.....

say652 wrote:Using his internal sound filter and rebreather lungs "Keegan" spends several hours in the gas chamber quite unaffected....

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Using his internal sound filter and rebreather lungs "Keegan" spends several hours in the gas chamber quite unaffected....

Unfortunately, acoustic genius, technological prodigy, (again, unfortunately) sadistic bully and future secret policeman and/or serial torturer Ernie 'The Chalkboard Scratcher' Schremereiz was fine-tuning his 'boneshaker' acoustic projection system, capable of bypassing sound filtration systems and making building girders into speakers, in the control room of the Music Appreciation Room.

Bribes, threats, job offers, and cries for mercy fall on deaf ears with Mr. Schremereiz.

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "At least nobody's discovered the music appreciation class' record collection..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Records? What're those?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Well, they were music recorded on these vinyl discs and -- never mind, you wouldn't understand. Your great-great grandparents would."

SRoss wrote:Random MCH Student #3: "Wait until you meet our Music Appreciation Teacher."

say652 wrote:Due to the excessive mental torture Gravy starts to believe his hard light identity as his only Identity.
"I am Keegan Tatum a freshman at Monument City High #69."

He repeats this over and over.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Due to the excessive mental torture Gravy starts to believe his hard light identity as his only Identity.
"I am Keegan Tatum a freshman at Monument City High #69."

He repeats this over and over.

"And this is your hall locker, in which you either live out of, cower inside, or be trapped inside in the course of the school year."

say652 wrote:"I'm still six foot seven ands three hundred and fifty pounds."
Keegan says laughingly.

SRoss wrote:"Don't worry! The lockers were designed by a woman from the Ice Guard... They're more like individual condo complexes."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"I'm still six foot seven ands three hundred and fifty pounds."
Keegan says laughingly.

"The last guy who said that was six-nine, and four hundred. Didn't really make any difference to little Mad Maggie; it just meant she had to break his arms first before stuffing him in that Pringle's can. And it's said that Annie keeps Cthulu in a matchbox."

say652 wrote:"I don't like it here."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"I don't like it here."

"Many have said that, with more reason, and greater pathos, but their parents just keep sending them back here."
"And that's just the faculty."

say652 wrote:"So by mentally tormenting the students to the point of suicide, you create an effective fighting force. Well played, well played indeed."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"So by mentally tormenting the students to the point of suicide, you create an effective fighting force. Well played, well played indeed."

"Not suicide...sociopathic rage, berserker composure, and pragmatic acceptance of the fact that the world is a cruel place. Just as long as none of the kids are in a position to trigger Third Impact."

Arnie100 wrote:

say652 wrote:"I don't like it here."

Random MCHS Student #1: "You ain't the only one."
Random MCHS Student #2: "We've been stuck here for years."

say652 wrote:Actually I believe the knowledge I have gained here will definitely help make me a better tyrant later inn life.

say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

taalismn wrote:"Funny, the new guy is. Taking notes as if he's ever going to apply them to the outside world."
"Definitely a lifer..."

say652 wrote:Actually I believe the knowledge I have gained here will definitely help make me a better tyrant later inn life.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Actually I believe the knowledge I have gained here will definitely help make me a better tyrant later inn life.

Hah! Little good it will do you! The cooks in the cafeteria are the only ones who know the secret booster antidote to the persistent poison they serve at the beginning of the school year.

SRoss wrote:Hild: "Attention students! We will now have a music appreciation test. We have taken songs and Robsized their lyrics. Every time you guess the original song."

Hansel & Grettel: "We get to play with Edwards."

Edwards: "Wait! What!?!"

Hild: "Aren't they precious! They're like the children I never had."

Urd: "Um, mom. I am right here."

Hild: "Anyway, on to the first song!"

Zentraedi soldier up from Santa del Mingo,
UEEF Marine down from his home on Tirol,
Invid machine out there patrolling the jungle,
All of them baking under tropical rain...

Hild: "Any guesses?"

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

Random MCHS Student #1: "We REALLY need to transfer out of here."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Hogwarts. Hogwarts sound so much safer."

say652 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

"No more guesses, No more guesses."

say652 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Rocket Queen? "

Hild: "Wrong answers mean you get alone time with Teh Rei."

Albino Girl:

"No more guesses, No more guesses."