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say652 wrote:Beating the tar out of a bar full of Terminators, Mr Snow was quite unaware of the self replicating nanotrackers encoded to his DNA.
"And this is for the Shoes that didn't match my Skirt!"

Reowr.

Translation: "I'm getting ####loads of experience points for this gig, right?"

"I thought that was like getting paid, not happening."

say652 wrote:"I thought that was like getting paid, not happening."

"Oh, we're not like those DM's who test MUDs on their players... We give out XPs like candy!"

"Actually...no. You get XP for doing clever things, not being the GM's paddle ball."

"Bad news, Mr. Snow...you rolled a ONE."

Arnie100 wrote:"Bad news, Mr. Snow...you rolled a ONE."

Before or after positive and negative modifiers were added up?

"O i call Shenanigans, this system is way better than a Fumble rule. "

say652 wrote:The nearly indestructible Felinoid rubs his face on Washus leg, looks at Annie and bolts.

Won't get far.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:The nearly indestructible Felinoid rubs his face on Washus leg, looks at Annie and bolts.

"See? You CAN teach him new things. On the other hand, he seems to still believe he can get away."

Arnie100 wrote:Command Roomba: <<Disgusting creature attemptng to escape!! All units begin search and destroy operations!!>>
Roombas: <<BY YOUR COMMAND! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>
Random MCHS Student #1: "They sound like...Cylons..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "And Daleks..."
Random MCHS Student #1 and #2: "We're DDDOOOOOOMMMEEDD!!" (Bender-style)

(Suddenly, a familiar-looking robot struts past them...)

Bender: (Holding a beer bottle...) <<"HEY. Stop stealing MY lines! Stupid humans. Have to kill them all.">>

Random MCHS Student #1: "Well...that was..."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup."

taalismn wrote:Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

(On board a space station that resembles a small moon...)

Lord Vader: "I feel a disturbance in The Force...note to self...don't go near MCHS#69..."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

(On board a space station that resembles a small moon...)

Lord Vader: "I feel a disturbance in The Force...note to self...don't go near MCHS#69..."

Corsucant City High School #69----The only place the 'Kill All the Jedi' order was never officially enforced, because Palpatine thought doing so was redundant...

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:Apparently MCHS#69 also serves another purpose: honeytrap/decoy/greasetrap for Humanity's enemies....they come, they are distracted, they are trapped.

Bender: (Bent over and pointing to his posterior...) <<"Bite my shiny metal @$$!">>

He won't last long at this rate.

say652 wrote:Snow stealthily pees in the foul mouth robots leg.
Reowr.

Arnie100 wrote:Bender: (Chases Mr. Snow down the hallway...) <<"I think I've just added cats to my list. HEY, ROOMBAS! HE'S DOWN THIS WAY!!">>
Roomba: <<ALL UNITS...TARGET LOCATED!! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!>>

say652 wrote:Leaping atop the building Mr Snow taunts the robot hunting party.
"Reowr"

This won't end well either.

Arnie100 wrote:(Behind Mr. Snow, a figure approaches...)

Annie: "There you are, Mr. Kitty! Good thing Washu implanted those trackers...now be a good Mr. Kitty...its time for your punishment..."

say652 wrote:"My regeneration pushed them out."
Sticking out his tongue Mr Snow leaps away...

If its fast and good enough, ya, I can see that happening. Unless, Washu made some special ones to counter that.

Arnie100 wrote:Washu: "Doesn't realize they are now part of his DNA and that they automatically regenerate, does he?"
Annie: "Nope."
Washu: "You'll make a fine apprentice."
Annie:

say652 wrote:Beating the tar out of a bar full of Terminators, Mr Snow was quite unaware of the self replicating nanotrackers encoded to his DNA.
"And this is for the Shoes that didn't match my Skirt!"

Reowr.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Beating the tar out of a bar full of Terminators, Mr Snow was quite unaware of the self replicating nanotrackers encoded to his DNA.
"And this is for the Shoes that didn't match my Skirt!"

Reowr.

Translation: "I'm getting ####loads of experience points for this gig, right?"

say652 wrote:"I thought that was like getting paid, not happening."

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"I thought that was like getting paid, not happening."

"Oh, we're not like those DM's who test MUDs on their players... We give out XPs like candy!"

taalismn wrote:"Actually...no. You get XP for doing clever things, not being the GM's paddle ball."

Arnie100 wrote:"Bad news, Mr. Snow...you rolled a ONE."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Bad news, Mr. Snow...you rolled a ONE."

Before or after positive and negative modifiers were added up?

I don't think those really count for a natural 1.

say652 wrote:"O i call Shenanigans, this system is way better than a Fumble rule. "

Meanwhile Gravy is trapped in Super Mario Bros 3.....

"Take that Wendy Koopa!!"

say652 wrote:"O i call Shenanigans, this system is way better than a Fumble rule. "

I prefer Paranoia---regardless of how you roll, Friend Computer gets to kill you.

say652 wrote:Meanwhile Gravy is trapped in Super Mario Bros 3.....

"Take that Wendy Koopa!!"

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"O i call Shenanigans, this system is way better than a Fumble rule. "

I prefer Paranoia---regardless of how you roll, Friend Computer gets to kill you.

#MISTER SNOW, ARE YOU A PINKO COMMUNIST?#

"That doesn't sound like the school secretary."
"Must be the new computer system that came online."

"I can assure I'm neither Pink or a Communist,100% mutated Snow Leopard."

say652 wrote:"I can assure I'm neither Pink or a Communist,100% mutated Snow Leopard."

Friend Computer: #YOU ADMIT TO BEING A MUTANT. TROUBLESHOOTERS ALERTED. PLEASE STAY WHERE YOU ARE. A TROUBLESHOOTER WILL ATTEND TO YOU MOMENTARILY. HAVE A NICE DAY. #

"Nothing can be worse than Washu, I'll just scratch and bite whatever they send this way.a Veritech can barely take two of my hits. Bring it."

say652 wrote:"Nothing can be worse than Washu, I'll just scratch and bite whatever they send this way.a Veritech can barely take two of my hits. Bring it."

#INITIATING WILDFIRE PROTOCOLS. SUN UP IN (static)-CONDS. SILENT COUNTDOWN MODE ENABLED. HAVE A BRIGHT HAPPY DAY "

Reowr

say652 wrote:Reowr

Translation: "Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight, but buns come in packages of six?"

taalismn wrote:#MISTER SNOW, ARE YOU A PINKO COMMUNIST?#

"That doesn't sound like the school secretary."
"Must be the new computer system that came online."

I think he should start to worry more.

say652 wrote:"I can assure I'm neither Pink or a Communist,100% mutated Snow Leopard."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"I can assure I'm neither Pink or a Communist,100% mutated Snow Leopard."

Friend Computer: #YOU ADMIT TO BEING A MUTANT. TROUBLESHOOTERS ALERTED. PLEASE STAY WHERE YOU ARE. A TROUBLESHOOTER WILL ATTEND TO YOU MOMENTARILY. HAVE A NICE DAY. #

Yes, worry.

say652 wrote:"Nothing can be worse than Washu, I'll just scratch and bite whatever they send this way.a Veritech can barely take two of my hits. Bring it."

Hope that is all that is coming.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Nothing can be worse than Washu, I'll just scratch and bite whatever they send this way.a Veritech can barely take two of my hits. Bring it."

#INITIATING WILDFIRE PROTOCOLS. SUN UP IN (static)-CONDS. SILENT COUNTDOWN MODE ENABLED. HAVE A BRIGHT HAPPY DAY "

Now I'm getting worried.

say652 wrote:Reowr

The answer for everything?

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Reowr

Translation: "Why do hot dogs come in packages of eight, but buns come in packages of six?"

I remember that from an Animainacs cartoon.

*While incredibly smart, Mr Snow is just a cat. I based his personality on a psychotic Manx named Asher I had.

Mr. Snow is disturbed by the sudden violent lurching of the school several miles.

Arnie 100: "WHAT THE HELL!"

SRoss: "Sorry! They added a new after school program, the school swimming pool wasn't going to cut it, so I moved us next to the Bay."

Somewhere in the South China Sea...

Morgan: "Great! Now MCH #69 is going to be hunting us!!!"

SRoss wrote:Mr. Snow is disturbed by the sudden violent lurching of the school several miles.

Arnie 100: "WHAT THE HELL!"

SRoss: "Sorry! They added a new after school program, the school swimming pool wasn't going to cut it, so I moved us next to the Bay."

Somewhere in the South China Sea...

Morgan: "Great! Now MCH #69 is going to be hunting us!!!"

heh that anime (after watching the 1st episode) kind of reminds me of the general story of the "Kris Longknife" series by Mike Shepherd to give you an idea the series titles start out:
Mutineer, Deserter, Defiant, (training Daze 3.5) Resolute, Audacious...

Looking around the new Battleship docked at the school "pool" Mr Snow discovers a large cache of beaded Splugorth nuggets.
"My favorite."

say652 wrote:*While incredibly smart, Mr Snow is just a cat. I based his personality on a psychotic Manx named Asher I had.

Which is why his translations show a deepness, or inanity, lacking in most cats.
Not that either does him any good in the situations he finds himself in, except perhaps as a mental distraction from how much gawdawful pain he's about to find himself in.
It's also more intellectual a cogitation than "...trout..."

Meanwhile, in the Autoshop class...

Bolo: "Um, human, why are you welding pontoons to my hull!?! Bolo's are NOT meant to be amphibious!!! We sink readily!"

Annie: "Shhh! It's nothing that pontoons and a few coats of metallic pink paint can't handle."

Bolo: "Please, someone kill me..."

Roomba: "S**ks to be you, don't it?"

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in the Autoshop class...

Bolo: "Um, human, why are you welding pontoons to my hull!?! Bolo's are NOT meant to be amphibious!!! We sink readily!"

Annie: "Shhh! It's nothing that pontoons and a few coats of metallic pink paint can't handle."

Bolo: "Please, someone kill me..."

Roomba: "S**ks to be you, don't it?"

"I thought they definitely ruled against Bolos in the intermural meets...."

Annie: (Looking at the roomba...) "Oooooohhhh...I know what I'm gonna do with YOU."
Roomba: <<ALL UNITS AVOID THIS CRAZED HUMAN! FILE PHOTO UPLOADED TO DATABASE!!! AVOID AT ALL CO --AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHGHH!!!!>> (The roomba emerges covered in metallic pink with bunny ears and tail...)

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at the roomba...) "Oooooohhhh...I know what I'm gonna do with YOU."
Roomba: <<ALL UNITS AVOID THIS CRAZED HUMAN! FILE PHOTO UPLOADED TO DATABASE!!! AVOID AT ALL CO --AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHGHH!!!!>> (The roomba emerges covered in metallic pink with bunny ears and tail...)

Pink so bright, you can see the thing hiding under a thick carpet...

Kyle: (Showing off his new powerboat to Edwards and Karno) "Being by the ocean is great! Watch me pull a 180 at the dock!"

Urd: "And how did you end up here AGAIN?"

Edwards: "Bright boy here hit a submerged Bolo at 190 miles an hour."

Bolo: "I told her we do not float."

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (Showing off his new powerboat to Edwards and Karno) "Being by the ocean is great! Watch me pull a 180 at the dock!"

Urd: "And how did you end up here AGAIN?"

Edwards: "Bright boy here hit a submerged Bolo at 190 miles an hour."

Bolo: "I told her we do not float."

"Dude, Bolos don't need to float. They can roll along the bottom and pick you off from below."

Pink Roomba (With rabbit ears and tail): <<I MUST HAVE BEEN BAD ROOMBA IN A PREVIOUS UPLOAD...>>

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (Showing off his new powerboat to Edwards and Karno) "Being by the ocean is great! Watch me pull a 180 at the dock!"

Urd: "And how did you end up here AGAIN?"

Edwards: "Bright boy here hit a submerged Bolo at 190 miles an hour."

Bolo: "I told her we do not float."

"Dude, Bolos don't need to float. They can roll along the bottom and pick you off from below."

"Or sit just below the surface and rip the bottom of your boat out like a reef."

"So besides being tortured and random drunken brawls do we actually fight any sort of enemy?"
Mr Snow asks the Captain.

say652 wrote:"So besides being tortured and random drunken brawls do we actually fight any sort of enemy?"
Mr Snow asks the Captain.

Phys Ed Coach: "Recently, the students traveled to RIFTS Earth to help the EShemarians defeat the Lelouch, Splugorth alliance."

"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

Naomi: "Not quite the same. The faculty and students are also helping us Norma adjust to living in civilization."

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

Naomi: "Not quite the same. The faculty and students are also helping us Norma adjust to living in civilization."

Female Staff and Students:

say652 wrote:*While incredibly smart, Mr Snow is just a cat. I based his personality on a psychotic Manx named Asher I had.

A real terror?

SRoss wrote:Mr. Snow is disturbed by the sudden violent lurching of the school several miles.

Arnie 100: "WHAT THE HELL!"

SRoss: "Sorry! They added a new after school program, the school swimming pool wasn't going to cut it, so I moved us next to the Bay."

Somewhere in the South China Sea...

Morgan: "Great! Now MCH #69 is going to be hunting us!!!"

Watching that also. Loving it so far! Its Girls und Panzers meets World of Warships!

guardiandashi wrote:

SRoss wrote:Mr. Snow is disturbed by the sudden violent lurching of the school several miles.

Arnie 100: "WHAT THE HELL!"

SRoss: "Sorry! They added a new after school program, the school swimming pool wasn't going to cut it, so I moved us next to the Bay."

Somewhere in the South China Sea...

Morgan: "Great! Now MCH #69 is going to be hunting us!!!"

heh that anime (after watching the 1st episode) kind of reminds me of the general story of the "Kris Longknife" series by Mike Shepherd to give you an idea the series titles start out:
Mutineer, Deserter, Defiant, (training Daze 3.5) Resolute, Audacious...

Now that's an interduction.

say652 wrote:Looking around the new Battleship docked at the school "pool" Mr Snow discovers a large cache of beaded Splugorth nuggets.
"My favorite."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:*While incredibly smart, Mr Snow is just a cat. I based his personality on a psychotic Manx named Asher I had.

Which is why his translations show a deepness, or inanity, lacking in most cats.
Not that either does him any good in the situations he finds himself in, except perhaps as a mental distraction from how much gawdawful pain he's about to find himself in.
It's also more intellectual a cogitation than "...trout..."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in the Autoshop class...

Bolo: "Um, human, why are you welding pontoons to my hull!?! Bolo's are NOT meant to be amphibious!!! We sink readily!"

Annie: "Shhh! It's nothing that pontoons and a few coats of metallic pink paint can't handle."

Bolo: "Please, someone kill me..."

Roomba: "S**ks to be you, don't it?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile, in the Autoshop class...

Bolo: "Um, human, why are you welding pontoons to my hull!?! Bolo's are NOT meant to be amphibious!!! We sink readily!"

Annie: "Shhh! It's nothing that pontoons and a few coats of metallic pink paint can't handle."

Bolo: "Please, someone kill me..."

Roomba: "S**ks to be you, don't it?"

"I thought they definitely ruled against Bolos in the intermural meets...."

Anything is possible in this school.

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at the roomba...) "Oooooohhhh...I know what I'm gonna do with YOU."
Roomba: <<ALL UNITS AVOID THIS CRAZED HUMAN! FILE PHOTO UPLOADED TO DATABASE!!! AVOID AT ALL CO --AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHGHH!!!!>> (The roomba emerges covered in metallic pink with bunny ears and tail...)

Knew that would happen!

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Annie: (Looking at the roomba...) "Oooooohhhh...I know what I'm gonna do with YOU."
Roomba: <<ALL UNITS AVOID THIS CRAZED HUMAN! FILE PHOTO UPLOADED TO DATABASE!!! AVOID AT ALL CO --AAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHGHH!!!!>> (The roomba emerges covered in metallic pink with bunny ears and tail...)

Pink so bright, you can see the thing hiding under a thick carpet...

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (Showing off his new powerboat to Edwards and Karno) "Being by the ocean is great! Watch me pull a 180 at the dock!"

Urd: "And how did you end up here AGAIN?"

Edwards: "Bright boy here hit a submerged Bolo at 190 miles an hour."

Bolo: "I told her we do not float."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (Showing off his new powerboat to Edwards and Karno) "Being by the ocean is great! Watch me pull a 180 at the dock!"

Urd: "And how did you end up here AGAIN?"

Edwards: "Bright boy here hit a submerged Bolo at 190 miles an hour."

Bolo: "I told her we do not float."

"Dude, Bolos don't need to float. They can roll along the bottom and pick you off from below."

That I believe.

Arnie100 wrote:Pink Roomba (With rabbit ears and tail): <<I MUST HAVE BEEN BAD ROOMBA IN A PREVIOUS UPLOAD...>>

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Kyle: (Showing off his new powerboat to Edwards and Karno) "Being by the ocean is great! Watch me pull a 180 at the dock!"

Urd: "And how did you end up here AGAIN?"

Edwards: "Bright boy here hit a submerged Bolo at 190 miles an hour."

Bolo: "I told her we do not float."

"Dude, Bolos don't need to float. They can roll along the bottom and pick you off from below."

"Or sit just below the surface and rip the bottom of your boat out like a reef."

say652 wrote:"So besides being tortured and random drunken brawls do we actually fight any sort of enemy?"
Mr Snow asks the Captain.

Ya right!

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"So besides being tortured and random drunken brawls do we actually fight any sort of enemy?"
Mr Snow asks the Captain.

Phys Ed Coach: "Recently, the students traveled to RIFTS Earth to help the EShemarians defeat the Lelouch, Splugorth alliance."

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

Naomi: "Not quite the same. The faculty and students are also helping us Norma adjust to living in civilization."

That might take a while.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

Naomi: "Not quite the same. The faculty and students are also helping us Norma adjust to living in civilization."

Female Staff and Students:

Gravy finally restored to his Stalker frame hoists his Pulverizer to his shoulder.
"Well Washu I must say the lessons I have learned here will definitely make me a better warrior. "
Shaking her/his?? Hand then kissing the back just in case the Cyborg Captain leaves the nurses office.

"He doesn't know I just dumped him into Fable 3."
Washu smiles.

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

Naomi: "Not quite the same. The faculty and students are also helping us Norma adjust to living in civilization."

Female Staff and Students:

as the cat appears next to the river barely in sight of Charon's ferry landing...

Edwards Et all... What happened to you?

"not quite sure." first this 1 ton Bengal tiger "pounced on me, and crushed my ribs to powder." Then I got stomped on a couple times by this thing
http://orig13.deviantart.net/56c6/f/201 ... 548k5f.jpg
And when I started to get up from that the next thing I knew I was standing in a street where I could just barely see this huge building (it might have been a spaceport) I just was trying to get my bearings when I saw this enormous green flash in the sky, and the next thing I knew I was here....
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/sta ... 0220054306

all "OOH, someone doesn't like you...."

"Hardly,The first thing two hits max and the second I can easily parry."
Mr Snow smiles.
"I seriously eat Splugorth people."

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

Marty's going to be mad at you for that....Those Shemartians* may be robots, but they're the closest Marty's had to female companionship in centuries. He blows up planets when he's mad...

*Honestly, aside from the eyelashes and the metal brassieres, it's kinda hard to tell at a distance that they're FEMALE, let alone robots.

say652 wrote:Gravy finally restored to his Stalker frame hoists his Pulverizer to his shoulder.
"Well Washu I must say the lessons I have learned here will definitely make me a better warrior. "
.

"Yes, I am NEVER having kids...."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:"Shemartians? Oh yes the robot ladies I ripped several apart when they tried raiding my hunting grounds near El Dorado."

Marty's going to be mad at you for that....Those Shemartians* may be robots, but they're the closest Marty's had to female companionship in centuries. He blows up planets when he's mad...

*Honestly, aside from the eyelashes and the metal brassieres, it's kinda hard to tell at a distance that they're FEMALE, let alone robots.

"They're like squeaky toys that jingle when you pounce on them."

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Gravy finally restored to his Stalker frame hoists his Pulverizer to his shoulder.
"Well Washu I must say the lessons I have learned here will definitely make me a better warrior. "
.

"Yes, I am NEVER having kids...."

"Then who works the factories in the Industrial quarter??"

say652 wrote:["They're like squeaky toys that jingle when you pounce on them."

"Marty, that's NOT the way you feed an Illudium Q-36 space modulator to a cat...."
"It isn't?"
"Other end, Marty."

say652 wrote:"So besides being tortured and random drunken brawls do we actually fight any sort of enemy?"
Mr Snow asks the Captain.

Principle: "In this school? Each other, typically. We were banned from playing intermurals with other schools after the FAE incident."
Vice-Principle: "And they called themselves a 'military academy'? And they didn't prepare their students to expect live fire? Creampuffs."