Monument City Highschool #69(open humor thread)

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Mon May 02, 2016 10:09 am

"I killed 30 people what does nuclear mean? Why am I involuntarily doing a Dab!! Where am i??"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 02, 2016 10:55 am

say652 wrote:"I killed 30 people what does nuclear mean? Why am I involuntarily doing a Dab!! Where am i??"

In Zero-Context Land, apparently.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon May 02, 2016 2:32 pm

say652 wrote:"I killed 30 people what does nuclear mean? Why am I involuntarily doing a Dab!! Where am i??"

Cthulhu: "You're inside Annie's toy box."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Mon May 02, 2016 2:44 pm

"I see you are as well Mr Lord of The Deep. I see you are as well."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon May 02, 2016 3:17 pm

say652 wrote:"I see you are as well Mr Lord of The Deep. I see you are as well."

Cthulhu: "For eternity it seems, for eternity..." :nh:

Hastur:

Ra: "I'll find us a way out! You'll see! Ahahahahahaha!! " (Laughs maniacally)

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Mon May 02, 2016 4:11 pm

"It appears we are stuck in a realm of infinite space within a finite space. Somewhere between dimensions I'm guessing. So if there's a way in,there definitely has to be a way out. Since I'm seeing all out you beings with incredible magic powers stuck in here, I'm also guessing this contraption is technologically based."

Gravy addresses the room then lights a cigar.

"If I had service I could phone my friend Sheldon, he would know how to get us out of here."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:09 pm

say652 wrote:"It appears we are stuck in a realm of infinite space within a finite space. Somewhere between dimensions I'm guessing. So if there's a way in,there definitely has to be a way out. Since I'm seeing all out you beings with incredible magic powers stuck in here, I'm also guessing this contraption is technologically based."

Gravy addresses the room then lights a cigar.

"If I had service I could phone my friend Sheldon, he would know how to get us out of here."

Or lure another person to their doom...
Sheldon: "Oh, you just HAD to call me for assistance, didn't you?! Now look at the mess you got us ALL in! %$*^$ smeghead....."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:21 pm

"Sheldon calm down, by reconfiguring my phase tech you should be able to step into the fourth dimension by using my Jaeger Form as a ship."

Gravy explains.

"I need you inside of me."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:27 pm

say652 wrote:"Sheldon calm down, by reconfiguring my phase tech you should be able to step into the fourth dimension by using my Jaeger Form as a ship."

Gravy explains.

"I need you inside of me."

Sheldon: (Knocking on the apartment door) "Penny, Penny, Penny, Gravy is making sexually explicit comments to me!!!" :eek:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:34 pm

Yes, but doing that inside Annie's toy chest....
The result is either like a tomato stuffed with a firecracker, or a hamster pulled through a pasta extruder...
And you're the tomato/hamster.

Or, put another way, it's like licking the main power core of the Gargoyle's Fold Drive during a miscalculated jump, after the propulsion system was repaired during the engineering crew's weekly bender...

Yeah, it's sorta like being stretched out to the ends of infinity and then snapping back without anesthesia....

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:42 pm

"So a masters in Astrophysics is useless. Guess I should just get a job on a sitcom."

Gravy looks directly into the camera as he says that.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 02, 2016 8:58 pm

say652 wrote:"So a masters in Astrophysics is useless. Guess I should just get a job on a sitcom."

Gravy looks directly into the camera as he says that.

"Job' implies you're getting paid/compensated. You're not.
Appealing to the Fourth Wall only gets your Genre-Savvy rolls penalized, since they only work if you're apparently UNaware that you're in a meme/RPG/storyline. That's what makes Genre-Savvy so funny and effective.

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Tue May 03, 2016 9:12 pm

"Hmm perhaps using a temporal time and space teleportation will free us from this prison. Though if magic worked how would all these greater gods be trapped here? Maybe asking to be released politely will work?"

Smoking his cigar and wracking his brain Gravy contemplates freedom.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 04, 2016 1:12 pm

say652 wrote:"Hmm perhaps using a temporal time and space teleportation will free us from this prison. Though if magic worked how would all these greater gods be trapped here? Maybe asking to be released politely will work?"

Smoking his cigar and wracking his brain Gravy contemplates freedom.

Hope, for your sake, it's a LONG cigar...
Or maybe not....Hastuur or one of the other Elder Gods might decide they can't stand the smoke and make you eat it, while it's still lit.

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed May 04, 2016 1:36 pm

"Why don't all you elder God types pool your magic to erase the two of the from time? Or at least hire a copy right infringement lawyer so they're no longer Canon?"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 04, 2016 2:06 pm

say652 wrote:"Why don't all you elder God types pool your magic to erase the two of the from time? Or at least hire a copy right infringement lawyer so they're no longer Canon?"

They already tried that, but the writers of the original Genesis Climber MOSPEADA were too tickled that the character of ' Mint Labule' in her new incarnation as 'Annie LaBelle' was happily terrorizing the megaverse to give a damn....

There's also rumors that by tapping into the universal ylem, Annie the Goddess effectively retconed her existence to the very beginning of existence, making 'copyright infringement' rather more difficult to prove....the suing parties might end up paying HER money...

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed May 04, 2016 2:55 pm

"If it bleeds we can kill it."
The former governor of California mutters.

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 04, 2016 2:59 pm

say652 wrote:"If it bleeds we can kill it."
The former governor of California mutters.

The same, in reverse, applies. If it can make you bleed, it can kill you.

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 04, 2016 4:55 pm

Scott: "Then again this is Annie..."
Rand:;"She can make you do things you never thought you'd do."
Lunk: "Rand, why is Annie flying YOUR Alpha?"
Scott and Rand: :shock:

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Wed May 04, 2016 5:12 pm

"Apsu when did you get here??"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 04, 2016 5:22 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "Then again this is Annie..."
Rand:;"She can make you do things you never thought you'd do."
Lunk: "Rand, why is Annie flying YOUR Alpha?"
Scott and Rand:

Scott: "You left the keys in the ignition AGAIN?"
Rand: "....military fighters have individual ignition keys? You're kidding me, RIGHT?"
Scott: "Of course! How else would we stop joyriders?"
Rand: "Scott, civilians joyriding military mecha is a time-honored tradition and overused cliché. You can't realistically try to stop it or break with tradit--what the hell am I SAYING?! The point is, having easily lost keys for a combat mecha is RIDICULOUS. It flies in the face of all commonsense! It's-- Scott, you're trolling me, you gotta be. Oh, come on, quit it with that quiet passive-aggressive look already!"
Scott: "...."

Rook: "...Scott's gotten pretty good at messing with Rand's mind, hasn't he?"
Lancer: "It's a thing of beauty."
Lunk: "The young man's come far in his education."
Ariel: "Scott or Rand?"
Rook: "Scott obviously. Rand still needs to learn not to rise to bait like that."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu May 05, 2016 12:57 pm

Scott: "Annie's actually not that bad...she's certainly got enthusiasm...maybe I should let her take your Alpha..."
Rand: "You're joking, right?! I mean, that's MY baby!"
Scott: "Lunk, you think you could modify the cockpit so she can it in properly?"
Lunk: "Shouldn't be a problem..."
Rand: "Hey! I'm right here, you know! Don't I get a say in this?!"
Annie: "I want it painted pink!"
Rand: :shock:

(Faints...)

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Thu May 05, 2016 2:51 pm

Tenchi: "Don't worry Shinji, they'll never find us on the train."

Shinji: :nh:

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu May 05, 2016 3:04 pm

Shinji: "You HAD to pick a train full of girls, didn't you?!"
Tenchi: "I didn't know!"
Ryoko: "Don't worry, Tenchi, WE'LL protect you!"
Ayeka: "Always!"
Shinji: "Who's gonna protect ME?!"
Yandere-chan: " :twisted:

Shinji:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 05, 2016 5:39 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Scott: "Annie's actually not that bad...she's certainly got enthusiasm...maybe I should let her take your Alpha..."
Rand: "You're joking, right?! I mean, that's MY baby!"
Scott: "Lunk, you think you could modify the cockpit so she can it in properly?"
Lunk: "Shouldn't be a problem..."
Rand: "Hey! I'm right here, you know! Don't I get a say in this?!"
Annie: "I want it painted pink!"
Rand: (Faints...)

Lancer: "I think we can lay off him for the rest of the day. We push him any further, we're risking him stroking out."
Rook: "Tomorrow Annie wakes him up wearing HIS jacket."
Lunk: "People, I REALLY don't have a defibrillator in the first aid kit..."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun May 08, 2016 2:49 pm

Scott: "Maybe Annie can take over your survival class at MCHS#69..."
Annie: "That'd be soooooo much FUN!"
Rand: :shock:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 08, 2016 2:56 pm

Annie: "First of all, you punks, I think Rand was going EASY on you...."

(Bear in mind, I'd go TheElf's version of an older Annie for this to be REALLY effective. since she'd have the boys', and some of the girls', attention riveted on her).

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Sun May 08, 2016 3:32 pm

taalismn wrote:Annie: "First of all, you punks, I think Rand was going EASY on you...."

(Bear in mind, I'd go TheElf's version of an older Annie for this to be REALLY effective. since she'd have the boys', and some of the girls', attention riveted on her).

"Is that...a bullwhip?!"

CCCCRRRRRRRAAAAAACCCCCKKKK!!!!!!

"MOST DEFINETELY." :frazz:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Sun May 08, 2016 3:56 pm

Annie: "While Rand is having a lie-down waiting for the sutures to heal, I will be your substitute teacher....and unlike other substitute teachers, we will use this time together constructively and productively...and you WILL learn things. Question?"
Student:(hesitantly) "What...things?"
Annie: "The philosophies of Gandhi and Schweitzer later. For now? The philosophy of Shan Yu."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sun May 08, 2016 9:56 pm

taalismn wrote:Annie: "While Rand is having a lie-down waiting for the sutures to heal, I will be your substitute teacher....and unlike other substitute teachers, we will use this time together constructively and productively...and you WILL learn things. Question?"
Student:(hesitantly) "What...things?"
Annie: "The philosophies of Gandhi and Schweitzer later. For now? The philosophy of Shan Yu."

Annie: "Now the secret to survival, is to have good soundtrack mix on your phone!"

Student: "What would you recommend?"

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Mon May 09, 2016 9:15 am

"Death metal and RnB"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 09, 2016 1:34 pm

"LudwigVan Beethoven's Death Symphony"

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Mon May 09, 2016 2:42 pm

"Miley Cyrus...what? She's got more talent then..."
Minmei:

"HHHEEEYYYYY!!!"

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 09, 2016 2:53 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"Miley Cyrus...what? She's got more talent then..."
Minmei: "HHHEEEYYYYY!!!"

Student: (looking at the hole in the wall where the first speaker used to be)"...kinda forgot about the music teacher's berserk button...and the bazooka she packs..."

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Mon May 09, 2016 4:17 pm

"I came in like a wrecking ball..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Mon May 09, 2016 7:37 pm

say652 wrote:"I came in like a wrecking ball..."

"And we done shot you in the control cabin with a rocket launcher."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Tue May 10, 2016 3:32 pm

Minmei: "DETENTION! All of you! For the ENTIRE YEAR!"

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Tue May 10, 2016 4:15 pm

Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "DETENTION! All of you! For the ENTIRE YEAR!"

"If I had a rocket launcher."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Tue May 10, 2016 5:09 pm

SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "DETENTION! All of you! For the ENTIRE YEAR!"

"If I had a rocket launcher."

....you have got to be kidding me...
No, I kinda resigned myself a while ago to not being astonished by what people come up with and call art or commerce...

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Wed May 11, 2016 3:13 pm

"That's why we also have that music appreciation room...students need to be properly motivated, after all." :twisted:

"Is motivated the right term?"
"Of course, it is! What term were you looking for? Torture?"
"Wwweeelll..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Wed May 11, 2016 7:13 pm

Arnie100 wrote:"That's why we also have that music appreciation room...students need to be properly motivated, after all."
"Is motivated the right term?"
"Of course, it is! What term were you looking for? Torture?"
"Wwweeelll..."

"'Sapped of their will to live' might be a better description...."

Alpha 11 · Unread post by **Alpha 11** » Wed May 11, 2016 9:51 pm

taalismn wrote:
SRoss wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Minmei: "DETENTION! All of you! For the ENTIRE YEAR!"

"If I had a rocket launcher."

....you have got to be kidding me...
No, I kinda resigned myself a while ago to not being astonished by what people come up with and call art or commerce...

Have to agree with you. That first part of the song made me sick and mad.

I don't like what he was implying at all.

Arnie100 wrote:"That's why we also have that music appreciation room...students need to be properly motivated, after all."
"Is motivated the right term?"
"Of course, it is! What term were you looking for? Torture?"
"Wwweeelll..."

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:"That's why we also have that music appreciation room...students need to be properly motivated, after all."
"Is motivated the right term?"
"Of course, it is! What term were you looking for? Torture?"
"Wwweeelll..."

"'Sapped of their will to live' might be a better description...."

Arnie100 · Unread post by **Arnie100** » Thu May 12, 2016 6:34 pm

Random MCHS Student #1: "What could be worse? Music class or Music Appreciation?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "How about...one followed after the other?"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Not helping..."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Thu May 12, 2016 6:50 pm

"Well, I wasn't sure if the lecture in Home Economics on 'Eating Your Weakest Offspring to Get By in Hard Times' was the teacher trolling us..."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 13, 2016 5:15 pm

Annie: "Ok, let's listen to what some people are using as combat soundtracks..."

Scott

Lancer

Blaze

Asuka

Breetei

"and finely my Corgie-poo!"

Annie: :shock:

Corg: "You weren't supposed to hear that..." :erm:

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 13, 2016 7:27 pm

"Time for a fire drill?"
"No thanks. I still remember the rock hammer."

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Fri May 13, 2016 7:41 pm

Random MCH #69 Student: "Could be worse. It's karaoke night. Hulk and Kyle are doing a duet in the Staff Room."

Hulk & Kyle.

say652 · Unread post by **say652** » Fri May 13, 2016 8:29 pm

Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

taalismn · Unread post by **taalismn** » Fri May 13, 2016 8:37 pm

say652 wrote:Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Now we know what his war injury was: tone-deafness.

SRoss · Unread post by **SRoss** » Sat May 14, 2016 12:16 pm

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Gravy clapping loudly.
"Love that song."

Now we know what his war injury was: tone-deafness.

Actually he knows what happened to the last guy who criticized Hulk's singing...

Cut to... A bruised and battered Superman hanging from the school flagpole by his underwear strap...