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Posted: **Tue Aug 02, 2016 10:17 pm**

Summer School Instructor: "Prior to what recent history may infer, especially the 'Minmei Mystique', love does NOT conquer all, unless coupled with superior firepower."

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 4:58 am**

taalismn wrote:Summer School Instructor: "Prior to what recent history may infer, especially the 'Minmei Mystique', love does NOT conquer all, unless coupled with superior firepower."

Lynn Kyle:" Actua-( blam!)
Summer School Instructor:"Thank you for proving my point Annie"
Annie:" Huh? Oh no I did that because he gave me the creeps....well that and he's a lousy actor.

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:31 am**

batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:Summer School Instructor: "Prior to what recent history may infer, especially the 'Minmei Mystique', love does NOT conquer all, unless coupled with superior firepower."

Lynn Kyle:" Actua-( blam!)
Summer School Instructor:"Thank you for proving my point Annie"
Annie:" Huh? Oh no I did that because he gave me the creeps....well that and he's a lousy actor.

Kyle: "...help...socialized medicine..."

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:57 pm**

taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
taalismn wrote:Summer School Instructor: "Prior to what recent history may infer, especially the 'Minmei Mystique', love does NOT conquer all, unless coupled with superior firepower."

Lynn Kyle:" Actua-( blam!)
Summer School Instructor:"Thank you for proving my point Annie"
Annie:" Huh? Oh no I did that because he gave me the creeps....well that and he's a lousy actor.

Kyle: "...help...socialized medicine..."

Surgeon: "Don't worry sir! I graduated Trump Medical School!"

Kyle: "You're holding the scalpel backwords..." :shock:

Posted: **Sat Aug 06, 2016 7:38 pm**

"Only -I- can save this man!"
"You never went to medical school."
"I have the best advisors!"
"In this case, then, put away the chainsaw."
"No, my gut tells me that this is the proper way to do surgery, and my gut tells me never to back down, and I always trust my gut!"

"...can I opt for euthanasia and beat the rush....?"

Posted: **Sun Aug 07, 2016 11:57 pm**

taalismn wrote:"Only -I- can save this man!"
"You never went to medical school."
"I have the best advisors!"
"In this case, then, put away the chainsaw."
"No, my gut tells me that this is the proper way to do surgery, and my gut tells me never to back down, and I always trust my gut!"

"...can I opt for euthanasia and beat the rush....?"

"NO! THIS HAS TO BE DONE RIGHT IF WE ARE TO BE SUCCESSFUL!" (SOUND OF CHAINSAW STARTING)
"Pleasepleasepleaseplease...just kill me quick!"
"WAIT! STOP! ITS NOT READY!"
"Whheww..."
:twisted:

"IT NEEDS MORE POWER!" :twisted:

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 5:24 am**

Arnie100 wrote:
taalismn wrote:"Only -I- can save this man!"
"You never went to medical school."
"I have the best advisors!"
"In this case, then, put away the chainsaw."
"No, my gut tells me that this is the proper way to do surgery, and my gut tells me never to back down, and I always trust my gut!"

"...can I opt for euthanasia and beat the rush....?"

"NO! THIS HAS TO BE DONE RIGHT IF WE ARE TO BE SUCCESSFUL!" (SOUND OF CHAINSAW STARTING)
"Pleasepleasepleaseplease...just kill me quick!"
"WAIT! STOP! ITS NOT READY!"
"Whheww..."
"IT NEEDS MORE POWER!"

Annie:" you know I almost feel bad for the guy." "Almost(hands over an extension cord)
" Here ya go".

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 8:38 pm**

batlchip wrote:
Annie:" you know I almost feel bad for the guy." "Almost(hands over an extension cord)
" Here ya go".

Kyle: "Thanks...I can now garrote myself."

Posted: **Mon Aug 08, 2016 11:23 pm**

taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
Annie:" you know I almost feel bad for the guy." "Almost(hands over an extension cord)
" Here ya go".

Kyle: "Thanks...I can now garrote myself."

Annie hands Tim Taylor the extension cord and he plugs it in.

500,000 TERRAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER

Annie: (Looking at the smoking hole where Kyle, Tim and the surgeon were) "Um, guys! I think we're going to need a new shop teacher."

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 12:06 am**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:
Annie:" you know I almost feel bad for the guy." "Almost(hands over an extension cord)
" Here ya go".

Kyle: "Thanks...I can now garrote myself."

Annie hands Tim Taylor the extension cord and he plugs it in.

500,000 TERRAWATTS OF RAW NAKED POWER

Annie: (Looking at the smoking hole where Kyle, Tim and the surgeon were) "Um, guys! I think we're going to need a new shop teacher."

(Tim comes crawling out of some rubble with a maniacal grin...)

Tim: ""Oh, that felt ssssoooo good! I think I'll do it again!"

(Suddenly EVAC alarms start blaring across the school...)

P.A.: "EMERGENCY!! ALL STAFF AND STUDENTS MUST EVACUATE!! EMERGENCY!! THANK YOU AND HAVE A NICE DAY!!!"

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:00 pm**

Well...that's one way to get out of school.

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 6:47 pm**

taalismn wrote:Well...that's one way to get out of school.

Meanwhile, in the Staff Room...

SRoss: "Gentlemen, I suggest we reconvene in the TARDIS."

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:42 pm**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:Well...that's one way to get out of school.

Meanwhile, in the Staff Room...

SRoss: "Gentlemen, I suggest we reconvene in the TARDIS."

"Conference Room 34, third floor. I'll bring the donuts."

Posted: **Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:47 pm**

Arnie100: "I got the...hic...liquor...what? I haven't...hic...finished it all...yet!"

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2016 12:12 am**

Arnie100 wrote:Arnie100: "I got the...hic...liquor...what? I haven't...hic...finished it all...yet!"

Just sit yourself under the fire sprinkler...just in case....

Posted: **Wed Aug 10, 2016 5:51 am**

Meanwhile.....in the TARDiS a tall thin man
Beine a desk flips a piece of paper over.
Looks into the camera and says..... "get on with it.")

Posted: **Thu Aug 11, 2016 10:37 pm**

(Tap tap ) hello is this thing on?
(Looks around)
Kyron: "well is it safe or not?"
T.R.Edwards: "looks that way"
Kyron: "good then lets start"
T.R.Edwards:" Do you wanna build a snowman?"
Kyron:"Let it g-(50Million Volts of Power!!!)
T.R.Edwards(lifts up his head weakly)
"Wh-wh-
Lynn Minmei:" Why?Because this ain't high
School musical." (Blam!)

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:44 am**

And that's Minmei just warming up...when she gets out the chainsaw, THEN the screaming really begins.

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 3:19 am**

"What idiot gave Miinmei those upgraded power tools?!"
Tim: "That would be me...was that a bad thing?"
:eek:

Posted: **Fri Aug 12, 2016 8:09 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:"What idiot gave Miinmei those upgraded power tools?!"
Tim: "That would be me...was that a bad thing?"

"She can cut through the soundproofing around the studio."
"Okay, that's a bad thing."

Posted: **Sat Aug 13, 2016 11:36 pm**

(Sound of chainsaw starting...followed by a male scream..and the sound of running...)

Minmei: "KYLE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WEARING MY PINK UNDERWEAR?!"

Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...did she say pink underwear?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: :nh:

"Yup."

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:08 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Sound of chainsaw starting...followed by a male scream..and the sound of running...)

Minmei: "KYLE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WEARING MY PINK UNDERWEAR?!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...did she say pink underwear?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup."

"Don;t look...and remind yourself, it's just the beginning of the new school year...."

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:20 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Sound of chainsaw starting...followed by a male scream..and the sound of running...)

Minmei: "KYLE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WEARING MY PINK UNDERWEAR?!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...did she say pink underwear?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup."

"Don;t look...and remind yourself, it's just the beginning of the new school year...."

"We're gonna need more booze." :nh:

Urd: (Looking at the school suddenly appearing on a stormy plain beneath Yggdrasil) "Mother! How long do you think before they realize you've stolen the school and students right under their noses!?!" :badbad:

Hild: "I'm counting on it Urd-chan." :demon:

Posted: **Sun Aug 14, 2016 8:34 pm**

Mara:

"You brought THEM , too?! MOM, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DEMONIC MIND?????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??"

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2016 1:14 am**

SRoss wrote:
taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Sound of chainsaw starting...followed by a male scream..and the sound of running...)

Minmei: "KYLE! WHAT WERE YOU DOING WEARING MY PINK UNDERWEAR?!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "Wait...did she say pink underwear?!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup."

"Don;t look...and remind yourself, it's just the beginning of the new school year...."

"We're gonna need more booze."

Urd: (Looking at the school suddenly appearing on a stormy plain beneath Yggdrasil) "Mother! How long do you think before they realize you've stolen the school and students right under their noses!?!"

Hild: "I'm counting on it Urd-chan."

Chaos:"my work here is done. Sort of."

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2016 5:32 pm**

Arnie100: "Should we let her keep them?"
taalismn: "Hhhhmmmm..."
SRoss: "That's not a bad idea..."

(On a stormy plain beneath Yggdrasil...)

Hild: :eek:

"What?! Don't tell me you don't want them back!?"

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2016 7:51 pm**

Mara: "If you start now, boss-lady, you can join me in being too drunk to give a %*$%^$$-"

Posted: **Thu Aug 25, 2016 8:49 pm**

"Annie! Why did you buy this thing!?! Even the Fins thought it was a crappy tank!"

Annie: "Two words, JATO Rockets..." :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Aug 25, 2016 9:49 pm**

"So, you finished getting yout school supplies for the next school year semester?"
"Almost. I'm waiting for a sale on cobalt grenades."

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:56 am**

taalismn wrote:"So, you finished getting yout school supplies for the next school year semester?"
"Almost. I'm waiting for a sale on cobalt grenades."

Fonzie Bear:" Did some say cobalt ?"
Lisa:"ummmm...Fonzie dear that's not a coboalt that's a thermal nuke."
Fonzie:"Naw Annie said it was a cobalt grenade.She said Beeker gave it to her."

Posted: **Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:20 pm**

So...Beek's into backdoor arms sales these days?

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 3:30 pm**

taalismn wrote:So...Beek's into backdoor arms sales these days?

I guess Phule proof Munitions wasn't doing enough direct sales, so they had to go to the Butler for more marketing.

after all Chocolate Harry, wouldn't be welcome a lot of places as he is guilt of "breathing while Black."

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 7:33 pm**

"...and in light of recent developments, the school is doubling down on its security measures this year-"
"Damn, they found our escape tunnel."

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 8:03 pm**

The Forth Wall Gang attempts to slip off school grounds.

Posted: **Sat Aug 27, 2016 9:24 pm**

SRoss wrote:The Forth Wall Gang attempts to slip off school grounds.

That's why I keep a (fireproof, armor-laminated)copy of my high school diploma on hand.....

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 12:03 am**

guardiandashi wrote:
taalismn wrote:So...Beek's into backdoor arms sales these days?

I guess Phule proof Munitions wasn't doing enough direct sales, so they had to go to the Butler for more marketing.

after all Chocolate Harry, wouldn't be welcome a lot of places as he is guilt of "breathing while Black."

Who'd ya think gave Beeker the stuff.

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 8:00 pm**

"At least turn off the flamethrowers in the frinking fountains."
"Why? They're so cool! And so pretty!"

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 9:40 pm**

"At least I got a TARDIS for those emergency escapes..."
"Really? Where?"
"D**n, it was just there a minute ago...'

Posted: **Mon Aug 29, 2016 10:22 pm**

"You know, I just realized something about the design of the building."
"ReallY? What?"
"The elevator goes all the way to the sub-basement."
"And?"
"Isn't our sub-basement here UNDER the local water table?"
"So? I'm sure the construction teams took that into account."

(meanwhile, Lynn Kyle's in a pitchblack elevator, alternating between trying to reach any air trapped inside the top of the elevator and diving down to repeatedly to to find and press the 'EMERGENCY CALL' button on the console)

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2016 2:48 am**

taalismn wrote:"You know, I just realized something about the design of the building."
"ReallY? What?"
"The elevator goes all the way to the sub-basement."
"And?"
"Isn't our sub-basement here UNDER the local water table?"
"So? I'm sure the construction teams took that into account."

(meanwhile, Lynn Kyle's in a pitchblack elevator, alternating between trying to reach any air trapped inside the top of the elevator and diving down to repeatedly to to find and press the 'EMERGENCY CALL' button on the console)

Would this be a bad time to play something by Air Supply?

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2016 10:53 am**

"Didn't we rent the sub basement space from Buddist Hell?"

Kyle: "So, this is the hell of the horny dragons..."

Dragon: "Nope! No way! Not gonna happen! Even we got standards..." :badbad:

Posted: **Wed Aug 31, 2016 8:51 pm**

batlchip wrote:[
Would this be a bad time to play something by Air Supply?

Minmei begins singing Evanescence's 'Going Under' over the intercom.

Posted: **Thu Sep 01, 2016 4:02 am**

taalismn wrote:
batlchip wrote:[
Would this be a bad time to play something by Air Supply?

Minmei begins singing Evanescence's 'Going Under' over the intercom.

Minmai:"I'm gonning und-(pht) oh wow (thud)
Amy:"Nobody sings my songs".

Posted: **Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:37 pm**

"Better shut down your 'Napster' rips, guys; apparently we're in a 'copyright kill zone'."

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2016 7:41 am**

T.R. Edwards:hmp,I like to see Metalica try and punish me .

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2016 11:41 am**

batlchip wrote:T.R. Edwards: "Hmp! I like to see Metalica try and punish me."

Suddenly, the members of Metalica and the Osborn family jumps out and beats him senseless with iron bars...

Ozzy: "Wait! This wanker ain't Shatner!?!"

Posted: **Wed Sep 07, 2016 8:12 pm**

"And that, students, is why 'Reality TV' is NOT a good role model for real life...unless your ambition in life is to be dysfunctional from the get-go."

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2016 5:37 am**

taalismn wrote:"And that, students, is why 'Reality TV' is NOT a good role model for real life...unless your ambition in life is to be dysfunctional from the get-go."

Everyone including the Osborns turn to look at Annie.
Annie:"what?"

Posted: **Mon Sep 12, 2016 7:32 pm**

[quote="batlchip"

Everyone including the Osborns turn to look at Annie.
Annie:"what?"[/quote]

Annie: "I have a perfect loving family...I'd have thought 'New Generation' made that quite clear."
"Your pet...is Corg."
"My family believes in Poetic Justice."

Posted: **Thu Sep 15, 2016 11:34 pm**

taalismn wrote:[quote="batlchip"

Everyone including the Osborns turn to look at Annie.
Annie:"what?"

Annie: "I have a perfect loving family...I'd have thought 'New Generation' made that quite clear."
"Your pet...is Corg."
"My family believes in Poetic Justice."[/quote]

Corg: "wait wha-(zaaaaaaap!)"
T.R.Edwards:" poor fool."

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