Forums of the Megaverse®

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<NEGATIVE! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>

SRoss wrote:[

Unless the Roombas have access to Cola, I think they have more to worry about from Skuld or Tim Taylor...

Arnie100 wrote:"Good Lord, what if Beldandy discovers the candy vending machines?!"

batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...

SRoss wrote:

batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."

Beldandy: (Hovering over Annie) "May fortune smile on you."

Annie fires the tranc dart, it deflects off the back wall and strikes Corg in the butt. At the same time Whatley reaches up and pulls Edwards through the toilet.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...

Clearly no one told them about the scanners.

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...

Clearly no one told them about the scanners.

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...

Clearly no one told them about the scanners.

"You smuggling soda machines out of the school system?"
"No. Why?"
"Because the x-ray scan shows six machines tucked up against the underside of your bus."

taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>

"They're worse sugarholics then anybody else."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile...

In the Defence Against Dark Arts class Annie writes on the black board.

I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets...

Garn: "Umm, could someone undo the leash please?"

Hild: "Seriously, I mean I'm glad to be out of that cell, but..."

Arnie100: (Furiously, flipping pages) "Hell No! Not until I figure how to unsummon you two!!!"

Arnie100 wrote:"Or Jersey...whichever is closer."

Arnie100 wrote:"Or Jersey...whichever is closer."

taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....

"I thought in needed more thrust..."

"I said the casino looked like a spaceship! Not let's put it in orbit!"

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....

"I thought in needed more thrust..."

"I said the casino looked like a spaceship! Not let's put it in orbit!"

taalismn wrote:MCHS#69 is STILL paying off the damages from the senior class fieldtrip to New Atlantic City....

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Or Jersey...whichever is closer."

This plot line definitely not approved by the New Jersey State Chamber of Commerce.

Arnie100 wrote:You gave the world Snookie, we're just returning the favor.

SRoss wrote:Urd: "Bacchus god of Wine, bring forth some social lubricant!"

Arnie100: "MY LIQUOR CABINET! BEGONE FROM THERE DEVIL WOMAN!!!"

Urd: "Don't worry, I'm just going to have this, and a little bit of that, Oooohhh, and some of this as well."

SRoss wrote:Skuld: "At last! My Banpei RX Hall Monitor is complete!"

Taalismn: "Oh well, can't be worse than the ED-209."

SRoss: "Should we have really let her use parts from Bun Bun to build that?"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Skuld: "At last! My Banpei RX Hall Monitor is complete!"

Taalismn: "Oh well, can't be worse than the ED-209."

SRoss: "Should we have really let her use parts from Bun Bun to build that?"

"Com'on, it's not as if the students actually use the halls; they've learned to break through the walls..."

taalismn wrote:"Too bad hand grenades, holy or otherwise, are NOT in short supply in this school."
"Though counting ability is suspect..."

SRoss wrote:Roombas: <<WE ARE NOT CLEANING UP AFTER THAT, THAT RODENT!!!>>

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Roombas: <<WE ARE NOT CLEANING UP AFTER THAT, THAT RODENT!!!>>

"It's found the blind spot on top of them."

SRoss wrote:Petite Cola Machine: <<HELP! SAVE ME FROM THIS CRAZY WOMAN!!!>>

Beldandy: (Dragging the helpless machine into the lounge) "Oh come on! (Hic) Just a little more of that sweet beverage! (Hic)"

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<NEGATIVE! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>

SRoss wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Roomba #1: <<NEGATIVE! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN!>>
Roomba #2: <<SURVIVAL MODE INTIATED! AVOID ENTITY KNOWN AS BELDANDY AT ALL COSTS!>>

Unless the Roombas have access to Cola, I think they have more to worry about from Skuld or Tim Taylor...

Arnie100 wrote:"Good Lord, what if Beldandy discovers the candy vending machines?!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:"Good Lord, what if Beldandy discovers the candy vending machines?!"

"Strange...I'd swear this school bus handles heavier AFTER I drop the kids off at school!"

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

batlchip wrote:Corg:" the place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you"
T.R.Edwards:" she just small goddes ;what could possibly happen."

SRoss wrote:

batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."

Beldandy: (Hovering over Annie) "May fortune smile on you."

Annie fires the tranc dart, it deflects off the back wall and strikes Corg in the butt. At the same time Whatley reaches up and pulls Edwards through the toilet.

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:

batlchip wrote:Corg: "The place isn't safe anymore I'm telling you!"
T.R.Edwards: "She just a small goddess ;what could possibly happen."

Beldandy: (Hovering over Annie) "May fortune smile on you."

Annie fires the tranc dart, it deflects off the back wall and strikes Corg in the butt. At the same time Whatley reaches up and pulls Edwards through the toilet.

Annie: "Come on, Corgie-Poo...you're friend will be busy for a while...you need PUNISHING!!" (Dragging an unconscious Corgie-Poo by the ankle...)
Beldandy: "That little girl will be so much fun!"

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...

Clearly no one told them about the scanners.

"You smuggling soda machines out of the school system?"
"No. Why?"
"Because the x-ray scan shows six machines tucked up against the underside of your bus."

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:Beldandy: "HHEEEYYY! Did you call me fat!?"

No...it's the cola machines trying to sneak off-campus by sneaking aboard the departing buses...

Clearly no one told them about the scanners.

"You smuggling soda machines out of the school system?"
"No. Why?"
"Because the x-ray scan shows six machines tucked up against the underside of your bus."

Skuld: "I'll take charge of those."

taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>

batlchip wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

taalismn wrote:ProtoCola Machine: <<"Perhaps we can attempt to seek asylum in the Vatican embassy?">>

"They're worse sugarholics then anybody else."

Lisa Hayes:"so let's see the Vulcan pon far is ca used by lack of sex and candy.Hmmm,"
Azonia (circled by Vulcan teenagers :"no wait stop I was only teasing about the cookies in my hair."

SRoss wrote:Meanwhile...

In the Defence Against Dark Arts class Annie writes on the black board.

I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets, I will not use class time to summon pets...

Garn: "Umm, could someone undo the leash please?"

Hild: "Seriously, I mean I'm glad to be out of that cell, but..."

Arnie100: (Furiously, flipping pages) "Hell No! Not until I figure how to unsummon you two!!!"

SRoss wrote:SRoss: (Rushing into the Defence Against Dark Art class) "HEY GUYS! WE GOT A MAJOR EMERGENCY HERE!!! Peorth got into the Chem storage room and..."

Every Female at MCH #69: "OH SHINJI!!!"

Shinji: (Running)

SRoss wrote:Ruby: "Welcome students to Monster Slaying 101!"

Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"

Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Ruby: "Welcome students to Monster Slaying 101!"

Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"

Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."

Ruby: "Also required: Defense Against The Dark Arts!"

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:

SRoss wrote:Ruby: "Welcome students to Monster Slaying 101!"

Sarah & Rook: (High fiving) "At last, a class we can get into!"

Rand: (Cowering under the desk) "Mommy..."

Ruby: "Also required: Defense Against The Dark Arts!"

Egon but that thing away your gonna get us all killed!
("This is my defense against the dark arts." (Exchange student in the back starts powering up a mystic pocket-concealed protoculture-enhanced TW anti-proton cannon)

Arnie100 wrote:"But man, he had it comin'
Now that Annie's got a gun
She ain't never gonna be the same
Run away, run away from the pain yeah, yeah yeah yeah
Run away run away from the pain yeah yeah 
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away"

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "God; please tell me we're not turning into Glee or High School Musical."
Random MCHS Student #2: "Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!"

Arnie100 wrote:MCHS Students: "Oh, s**t!"

(Down in the basement; yes, you coward, there is one...)

Edwards: (Tied spread-eagled, facing a wall...) "Who's bright idea was this?!"
Kyle: "I don't know...but it's probably YOUR fault!"
Minmei: (With a whip...) "I've been waiting a LLLOOONNNGGG time for this moment!"
Edwards and Kyle: