Mis-Credited, Mis-Stated Quotes, Rifts Style!!!

[cornholioprime]

Yay!!! My Topic keeps coming back from the dead!!!!!


We need Zombie Emoticons in here!!!

only 1500+ more posts for the record!

Believe it or not, I don't want to be up there with the "Teleport" Thread.

I'm not worthy!!!

THAT is an all-time Classic, whose likes we shall probably never see again.......

[cornholioprime]

"Give me the Map now and you may walk out of here on Human feet."

-Dr. Desmond "Source of all (Genetic) Evil" Bradford

5 Geek Points up for grabs to the (wo)man who knows this one.....

[cornholioprime]

IN HONOR OF THE SOON-TO-BE-RETURNING FUTURAMA:

"And this is super dense Dark Matter, a single pound of which weighs a thousand pounds...."

-Professor Farnsworth, Three Galaxies Scientist

[cornholioprime]

"Game over, man!! GAME OVER!!!"

-Unnamed, green CS Soldier after General Jericho Holmes sends the order not to fire back at the atttacking Xiticix

[cornholioprime]

'Do you...under-stand...the words coming from my mouth??"

-Chris Tucker, Rulian Translator

[cornholioprime]

"You're CRYING?!?

There's no crying in Murderball!!!"

-Tom Hanks, Mega-Juicer, in the Perez Productions Movie "A (Juicer) League of Their Own"

[cornholioprime]

"Is it secret?? Is it safe??"

-The now-insane King Creed, speaking of the magical artifact Poor Yorick

[cornholioprime]

We've swept this place. All you've got are your knives and your karate gimmicks. We've got guns.

No, what you have are e-clips, and the hope that when your guns are empty I am no longer standing, because if I am... you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

Lieutenant Creedy, ISS NTSET operative, speaking for his squad to a mysterious masked Hyperion Juicer, known only as V.

Ah...but was V really a Hyperion Juicer.......or, based on his dialogue, a Crazy???

[cornholioprime]

"It's because I'm black, isn't it??"

-Unnamed Shadow Beast, trying to figure out why he can't get a Cab after dark in Dweomer

[cornholioprime]

"It's because I'm black, isn't it??"

-Unnamed Shadow Beast, trying to figure out why he can't get a Cab after dark in Dweomer

I like this one

Lynx

The double entendre came to me suddenly today at work, and I burst out laughing in front of other people for no apparent reason that they could see....

Them:

[cornholioprime]

"...And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!!"

-Samuel Jackson, Crazy with a God Complex Insanity, before killing a Target

[cornholioprime]

"Handsome Fighters never lose Battles."

-Bres the Beautiful, handsome Formorian God of Evil and Destruction....before getting his @$$ handed to him by Lugh the Shining One

[Ghost]

"Listen Pun-Pun, you're supposed to the this squads cute talking animal! Enough with the attitude!"

"Bite me, nerd-boy."

"Maybe he'll be more amicable after I get him neutered."

WHAP! slam PoW! KILL!! Punch

"Use the N-word around me again and I'll do it to you with a spoon."

- Sorg, Psi-stalker meeting his first Kill-Hound Pun-Pun.

[cornholioprime]

"Listen Pun-Pun, you're supposed to the this squads cute talking animal! Enough with the attitude!"

"Bite me, nerd-boy."

"Maybe he'll be more amicable after I get him neutered."

WHAP! slam PoW! KILL!! Punch

"Use the N-word around me again and I'll do it to you with a spoon."

- Sorg, Psi-stalker meeting his first Kill-Hound Pun-Pun.

This sounds familiar. Where might I have heard this before??

[cornholioprime]

".....they may take our lives, but they'll never take... OUR FREEDOM!"

-William "Braveheart" Wallace, Battle Magus and Tolkeen defender, just days before the Coalition Army took their Lives....and their Freedom

[Madcat1138]

Ok, I have not read all the pages so if I repeat something that might have already been used then please forgive me.

"Remember, future events like these will affect you in the future."
Criswald, psychic fortune teller.

"Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into places alot more heavily guarded than this."
A Smuggler and his D-bee companion talking about breaking into a CS facility.

"The Chitown burbs, you will never find a more wreched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
Let's say it's a cyberknight talking to his whiney apprentice.

"They've cut the power."
"What dya mean they cut the power, they're animals man!"
CS Squad holding off a mob of Xiticics.

"Guards, castrate him."
Prosek handing down a sentence to a CS traitor.

Alright, some of these are obvious... if anyone nails the first one I'll really be impressed.

[cornholioprime]

Ok, I have not read all the pages so if I repeat something that might have already been used then please forgive me.

"Remember, future events like these will affect you in the future."
Criswald, psychic fortune teller.

"Don't worry, Chewie and I have gotten into places alot more heavily guarded than this."
A Smuggler and his D-bee companion talking about breaking into a CS facility.

"The Chitown burbs, you will never find a more wreched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."
Let's say it's a cyberknight talking to his whiney apprentice.

"They've cut the power."
"What dya mean they cut the power, they're animals man!"
CS Squad holding off a mob of Xiticics.

"Guards, castrate him."
Prosek handing down a sentence to a CS traitor.

Alright, some of these are obvious... if anyone nails the first one I'll really be impressed.

Hmmm....is it what's-his-name from "Mystery Men??"

The one that says deep-sounding but ultimately meaningless Phrases??

Good ones, by the way. I don't remember seeing any of these before that you brought in.

[Madcat1138]

Nope cornholioprime,

It's not Mystery Men... and his name was The Sphinx. We're talking alot older film here... early 1950's. I'll drop a clue, it was directed by that independent film genius Ed Wood.

Anymore than that and I'll give it away, if I dint already.

[cornholioprime]

Nope cornholioprime,

It's not Mystery Men... and his name was The Sphinx. We're talking alot older film here... early 1950's. I'll drop a clue, it was directed by that independent film genius Ed Wood.

Anymore than that and I'll give it away, if I dint already.

[Madcat1138]

Wow cornholioprime,

I know Ed Wood has a Horror Factor of 18 but it's not like you have to face him head on. The emoticon of terror suggest you may know what film I quote...

[cornholioprime]

"....You know, it's hard out here for a Chimp....."

-Unnamed CS Monkey Boy, commenting under condition of anonymity about life in the High Security levels of the Lone Star Complex

(Sorry about the corny Pun...but I finally got around to watching "Hustle and Flow" the other day -pretty good Movie, by the way -and the Play on Words IMMEDIATELY came to mind....that, and I wanted a good Quote to necro this Thread)

[cornholioprime]

"There will come a Moment when you have a chance to do the right thing."

-Erin Tarn, addressing Jack Sparrow of the Queenstown Pirates

"I love those Moments........I like to wave at them as they pass by....."

-Captain Jack Sparrow

[cornholioprime]

"Are you a bad Witch, or a bad Witch??"

-Glenda, the Bad Witch of the North, explaining to Dorothy of Kansas the alignment restrictions of Palladium Witches

[Blight]

Here's a few, from one of my favorite movies...
(censored for your safety)

I love that movie Rutger Hower was awesome I just don't remember the name?

[cornholioprime]

"Hate tha Game, not tha Playa."

-Thraxus


"Drop your Weapons, or there will be......Trouble."

-Robo-Corpse, Splicer Necro-'borg


"I can kill you and be home in time for Cornflakes."

-General Kenneth Sprite of the 101st Apocalyptic Brigade
(5 Geek Points for the reference)

[cornholioprime]

"When Nine hundred years old you become, look as good you will not."

-Mida Elektis, ancient Elf and former member of Tolkeen's Council of Twelve

[cornholioprime]

"If you can dodge a Glitterboy Railgun Blast, you can dodge a ball."

-Julian the First, legendary Juicer and MurderDodgeBall trainer

[Ridley]

Open the Pod Bay doors, Archie

I afraid i can't do that, Hagan

-Hagan, after discovering archie plot to destroy mankind

[taalismn]

Homocidal while Juiced, Suicidal when De-Toxed
-----Any Juicer

"He's a wizardkiller"
------'RoboMerlin' after killing a CS agent in the streets of Lazlo.

[cornholioprime]

Death to the other Horsemen in Africa:

'And I'll form the head!'

Okay.

200 Ha-Ha Points.......Zombie-Voltron!!!

But tell me, rc:

How do you "Activate the Interlocks" and get the "Dynotherms Connected" when you're a composite Supernatural Entity from another Dimension???

And where would they get a Blazing Sword from??

[cornholioprime]

Homocidal while Juiced, Suicidal when De-Toxed
-----Any Juicer

"He's a wizardkiller"
------'RoboMerlin' after killing a CS agent in the streets of Lazlo.

Also pretty damned funny.

[cornholioprime]

"I eat some Beans...
I eat some Grass.....
I use my hands....
To wipe my..face..."

-Nacho Libre, lowly Preist and secret warrior in the Cult of Dragonwright

[Blight]

I want to hold the hand inside you
I want to take a breath that's true
I look to you and I see nothing
I look to you to see the truth
You live your life
You go in shadows
You'll come apart and you'll go blind
Some kind of light into your darkness
Colors your eyes with what's not there.

Fade into you
Strange you never knew

-The last thing heard by a young CS officer before being possed by the sultry entity Mizzy Star.

[Damian Magecraft]

not sure if this one has been covered...

a Rogue Scientist to a City Rat after a near escape...
"no $#!+ dont just happen... $#!+ takes time... $#!+ takes effort..."

[taalismn]

"He who controls the PPE...controls the Universe!"
----King Dunscon, Federation of Magic

"I'd Never Join a Pantheon That Would Have Me as a Member!"
------Backsmack, God of Humor

"Remember, whereever you go, That's where you are!"
------Shifter's Credo

"I'ma goin' home....witta my Overthruster!"
-----Temporal Mechanic

"Like What You See?"
----Artemis, to luckless mortal male peeping tom.

"Resistance is Futile, You Will be Assimilated."
----Joseph Prosek, addressing his lunch.

[cornholioprime]

"Don't you know who I am??

I'M THE TOLKEEN IRON JUGGERNAUT, &@%$#!!!"

-Unnamed Iron Juggernaut facing down a Coalition Special Forces Squad

[Nxla666]

"Their defenses are broken, let the slaughter begin!" CS General Jericho Holmes at Tolkeen.

[taalismn]

Young Magic User(looking at smoking hole in his chest):"Momma, I art slain!"
Coalition Soldier(pumping another plasma bolt into the brat): "Die, young fry of treachery!"

[Juankis]

Maybe this was posted before, but who cares, ther are alrdy like 100+ bthis is my boom gun/zerowing ones

"Who are you guys?"
"We are sons of the Coalition"
- Emperor Prosek to a group of Vangard wizards after saving him from a Tolkeen militia attack.

[Snuffy]

Newly paired Merks tracking down their contract and going to question someone that ended in a gun battle:

Merk1) did you ever meet someone you didn't kill?
Merk2) I haven't killed you yet.

(later that day)

Merk1) I once did a guy in Lazlo at a mile out in high wind with a gauss rifle, only 1 or 2 guys in the world (as they know it) that can pull that shot off. It's the only thing I am good at, ya know?

Lethal Weapon




When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack (The Operator) always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."

[taalismn]

What the heck is that from?

MacBeth---
While the Bard may have intended the slaughter of innocents by MacBeth's order to be heart-wrenching, as read in a high school english class it comes across as overwroughtly hilarious, and on a par with Saturday Night Live's 'Shooting of Buckwheat'.

[taalismn]

2nd Stage Promethean: "Toga! Toga! Toga!"

also: "Time to make the donuts...."

What did you think they did on those higher planes of existance?

[Nxla666]

CS Mil. Spec.- "There are Mutha-truckin GORGONS on the mutha-truckin Deaths Head!"

[socom242]

"The life of a Repo-Bot is ALWAYS intense!"

[Nxla666]

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." Naruni Repo-bot to somebody trying to skip out on payments.

[taalismn]

"You're bad, he's mad, and I'm crazy!"----MOM Crazy, introducing a Mystic Knight and a Berserker colleague.

[cornholioprime]

Why did no one think of this before me??

"I am SICK and TIRED of all these #@^$%?*^$!&+ D-Bees on this #@^$%?*^$!&+ Planet!!!!"

-Brigadier General Samuel L. Jackson, Coalition High Command

[Kryzbyn]

"I can kill you and be home in time for Cornflakes."

-General Kenneth Sprite of the 101st Apocalyptic Brigade
(5 Geek Points for the reference)

Total Recall
The poke that Ronny Cox played.

OR

Hudson Hawk
-George kaplan aka James Coburn

[Kryzbyn]

CS Psi-stalker walks a D-Bee around back for exermination
DB: Before you kill me, there's something you should know...
Psi: What's that?
DB: I ****ed your wife.
Psi: <chuckles> Oh yeah? How'd you know it was my wife?
DB: She said her husband was a big pimp-lookin muther***er ina spiked helmet.
Psi: Oh, you're really cool for a D-Bee about to take a bullet.
DB: After ****ing your wife, I'll take two.

[glitterboy2098]

"This goes through armor.... and it goes through the victim, through the wall, though a tree outside.."
-City Rat on his new Naruni Pistol