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say652 wrote:A Stern faced man with a several times broken nose that was set badly everytime.
"Hi I'm Frank Castle and I'll be your teacher for defense against the dark arts....

"Doctor Strange was too smart to sub for Arnie, right?"

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:A Stern faced man with a several times broken nose that was set badly everytime.
"Hi I'm Frank Castle and I'll be your teacher for defense against the dark arts....

"Doctor Strange was too smart to sub for Arnie, right?"

Frank Castle: "Knowledge through superior firepower."

"If you're unsure of the beings intention, Shoot! If startled, Shoot! If they break any laws unknowingly, Shoot!" Looking around the room looking eyes with every teacher in his vicinity "If they take your parking space......"

"Shoot!" The enthusiastic students yelled.

say652 wrote:"If you're unsure of the beings intention, Shoot! If startled, Shoot! If they break any laws unknowingly, Shoot!" Looking around the room looking eyes with every teacher in his vicinity "If they take your parking space......"

"Shoot!" The enthusiastic students yelled.

Frank Castle: "And if you run out of ammo for your favorite bang bang, these never run out of ammo!" (Pulls out an Arkansas Toothpick)

Later, in the Parking Lot...

Frank Castle's leg twitched as it stuck out of the wreckage of his car...

Annie: (Sticking her head out of the Commander's hatch of the tank on top of Castle's car) "Soooorrrrry! I still only have my learner's permit."

Draco Malfroy looking at the wreckage "He lasted longer than our last four Teachers. "

Arnie100: "I'm so glad I'm on vacation..."

say652 wrote:Draco Malfroy looking at the wreckage "He lasted longer than our last four Teachers. "

"I'm sure that's the last time he ever yells at a student driver 'JUST STEP ON THE GAS, YOU LITTLE %&%&^&^&%@!!!!'"
"At least he got to 'backing up'."
"Actually that was 'put it in gear and ease it forward'."

Charon: (Looking down at the hubcap sized figure before him) "What happened to you?"

Zor: "@#$%^&* Turkeys figured out how to pilot battle pods!!!"

SRoss wrote:Charon: (Looking down at the hubcap sized figure before him) "What happened to you?"

Zor: "@#$%^&* Turkeys figured out how to pilot battle pods!!!"

"Their peck's not so bad, but they kick like hell..."

taalismn wrote:

SRoss wrote:Charon: (Looking down at the hubcap sized figure before him) "What happened to you?"

Zor: "@#$%^&* Turkeys figured out how to pilot battle pods!!!"

"Their peck's not so bad, but they kick like hell..."

Steve Irwin: "Worse then Kangaroos, mate. Even I stay from turkeys."

Actually, my brother just spotted a flock of fifty wild turkey.....that's a serious concentration of beak and wattle.

The Five Lion Robots form Voltron to stop the Fiddy Turkeys.

The Lion Force flee in absolute terror from the rampaging turkeys.

Arnie100 wrote:The Lion Force flee in absolute terror from the rampaging turkeys.

"Okay, who failed their Horror Factor save versus poultry?"

The camera following the fleeing Giant Robot beset by turkeys.
Sitting in a diner wearing an eyepatch Hugh Jackman says "Fight my Animal Brothers, Bub."

Kyle: "Crap! They're coming this way!"

Edwards: "Quick! Climb the fence!"



"Good thing the school's barrier fence is rated for an Apatosaurus."

Charon: "Let me guess...you thought you could hide from them underwater?"
Kyle: "Honestly, how were we to know the cafeteria staff was testing a deepfrying TRENCH as a safety measure? It looked like a CANAL to me!"
Edwards: "...fire...in ground...bad......bad...fire..."
Kyle: "Yeah, we know you have issues with fire, Edwards."

taalismn wrote:

Arnie100 wrote:The Lion Force flee in absolute terror from the rampaging turkeys.

"Okay, who failed their Horror Factor save versus poultry?"

Keith: "Dammit, Lance!"

taalismn wrote:Charon: "Let me guess...you thought you could hide from them underwater?"
Kyle: "Honestly, how were we to know the cafeteria staff was testing a deepfrying TRENCH as a safety measure? It looked like a CANAL to me!"
Edwards: "...fire...in ground...bad......bad...fire..."
Kyle: "Yeah, we know you have issues with fire, Edwards."

Chef: "We have to get rid of the oil, somehow, children."

Arnie100 wrote:[

Chef: "We have to get rid of the oil, somehow, children."

Inspector: "You have a biohazard license to dispose of that stuff?"
Chef: "What, you new here? This entire CAMPUS is where other people dump biohazardous waste! Like we NEED a license to dump on our own grounds?"

Noticing several rotting hands breaking the surface of the Lawn and Football Green, Carl Grimes turned and walked inside. "I seent it with my own One" he said shaking his head.

say652 wrote:Noticing several rotting hands breaking the surface of the Lawn and Football Green, Carl Grimes turned and walked inside. "I seent it with my own One" he said shaking his head.

Meanwhile, at BSS Headquarters...

SRoss wrote:

say652 wrote:Noticing several rotting hands breaking the surface of the Lawn and Football Green, Carl Grimes turned and walked inside. "I seent it with my own One" he said shaking his head.

Meanwhile, at BSS Headquarters...

BSS Seargent: "Kyle! Edwards! You've been volunteered!"
Kyle: "Oh, come ON!"
Edwards:

Zombie Frank Castle appears to be leading the Zombie horde, even two days in the ground the Warrior still managed to make it to his trunk.

say652 wrote:Zombie Frank Castle appears to be leading the Zombie horde, even two days in the ground the Warrior still managed to make it to his trunk.

Principal: "Break out the Lawnmower."
Vice-Principle: "What good is that going to do-?!"
Principle: "You didn't hear me; break out the Lawnmower."
(in a shed adjacent to the Gym, an ominous rumble grows-)
Custodian: "First and last of the Lang-Gummer John Deere collaborations. When Bert was old and didn't give a damned anymore about regulations, and Lang was young enough to try anything....like stiff that got rejected from the MAC projects for being too dangerous and expensive for mass production. Some call it the 'Ninja', others the 'Clear Cutter', still others call it 'Tunguska'...but everybody calls it The Lawnmower."

Zombie Frank fires at the school twin M60's yelling.
The horde moves in moaning looking for flesh.

say652 wrote:Zombie Frank fires at the school twin M60's yelling.
The horde moves in moaning looking for flesh.

They are served school meatloaf instead.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Zombie Frank fires at the school twin M60's yelling.
The horde moves in moaning looking for flesh.

They are served school meatloaf instead.

(The zombie horde immediately retreat underground...)

Random MCHS Student #1: "This stuff IS useful!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Well, dayum!"
Chef: "Multi-purpose meatloaf, children!"

(Down Below...)

Charon: "Oh, H**L, no!"

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Zombie Frank fires at the school twin M60's yelling.
The horde moves in moaning looking for flesh.

They are served school meatloaf instead.

"Uuhh!" *The food was better at IceGuard!*

School meatloaf is arguably made OF zombies.
Invokes the zombie taboo against cannibalism...

taalismn wrote:School meatloaf is arguably made OF zombies.
Invokes the zombie taboo against cannibalism...

Random MCHS Student #1: "It's people! They're making the meatloaf out of people!"
Random MCHS Student #2:"You've been watching Soylent Green again, haven't you?"

(In the kitchen...)

Chef: "Mustn't let the children see the recipes."

A lone Turkey wearing Star Spangled body armor, a shield on his back watches the display hidden from view.
"They must be stopped, it's not just us they Eat." He whispers solemnly

say652 wrote:A lone Turkey wearing Star Spangled body armor, a shield on his back watches the display hidden from view.
"They must be stopped, it's not just us they Eat." He whispers solemnly

In the Cafeteria, the Cook lathers himself with lard in order to squeeze into the Iron Man Armor. "This is how it's to be bird!"

say652 wrote:A lone Turkey wearing Star Spangled body armor, a shield on his back watches the display hidden from view.
"They must be stopped, it's not just us they Eat." He whispers solemnly

"Ben Franklin, your secret conspiracy to replace the eagle as the symbol of America has born fruit at last!"

"THIS IS ANOTHER ABUSE OF ANIMAL STEROIDS IN OUR FOOD SUPPLY!!!"

Red Skull: "Why do I have a sudden hankering for stuffing and sweet potatoes?"

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:A lone Turkey wearing Star Spangled body armor, a shield on his back watches the display hidden from view.
"They must be stopped, it's not just us they Eat." He whispers solemnly

"Ben Franklin, your secret conspiracy to replace the eagle as the symbol of America has born fruit at last!"

"THIS IS ANOTHER ABUSE OF ANIMAL STEROIDS IN OUR FOOD SUPPLY!!!"

Red Skull: "Why do I have a sudden hankering for stuffing and sweet potatoes?"

Turkey: {Gobble...gobble?!} (Translation: "Can we be...diplomatic about this?!")

Arnie100 wrote:[

Turkey: {Gobble...gobble?!} (Translation: "Can we be...diplomatic about this?!")

Red Skull: "Yes. You can walk in front of our flamethrowers and I will accept your unconditional surrender."

An angry and furry lunch lady holding a spoon eyes Red Skull suspiciously, "Aren't you Red 5, the meatloaf flavoring....."

Charon: "Say, aren't you the Pink Ooze, the meat supplement filler?"
Red Skull: "Oh, do shut up..."

Chef: "Gagkh is good for you, children!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "So why is it moving?!"
Random MCHS Student #2:

Arnie100 wrote:Chef: "Gagkh is good for you, children!"
Random MCHS Student #1: "So why is it moving?!"
Random MCHS Student #2:

Klingon Chef "because its best if its FRESH! and NASTY if its not."

Guest Chef Week at school, no?

Gordam Ramsey storms in the cafeteria "How do you expect any pudding if you don't eat your Meat!!"

say652 wrote:Gordam Ramsey storms in the cafeteria "How do you expect any pudding if you don't eat your Meat!!"

A Wall promptly falls on him.

taalismn wrote:

say652 wrote:Gordam Ramsey storms in the cafeteria "How do you expect any pudding if you don't eat your Meat!!"

A Wall promptly falls on him.

Roger Waters: (Walks away whistling)

"Today on Iron Chef Monument City High #69! The battle is between: Klingon Chef and Gordon Ramsay! The ingredient is...whatever you can think of!"
Chairman Kaga: (Picks apple...) "Begin!" (Takes bite out of apple...)

Suddenly a 69 Charger crashes through the wall, a drunken Guy Fieri stumbles out wiping his red nose.
"You can't spell Iron Chef without an S, I."

(Guy Fieri finds a batleth embedded in his chest...)

Guy Fieri: "Well...that sucks..."

"I bleed pure hotsauce!" He yells triumphantly

say652 wrote:"I bleed pure hotsauce!" He yells triumphantly

"And that's part of the problem; poor oxygen-carrying capacity."