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Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:12 pm**

say652 wrote:Zack looks at the camera "I have travelled through some type of portal. Aaron are you seeing this?"

"That's the garbage chute. That bright light you see is the incinerator."

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:16 pm**

"Now you see why i quit this @#$%Show" Nick says offhand to Charon.

Charon replies "Decided to follow your career i see. "

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:22 pm**

Aaron smiling at Washu "i like your hair"

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:28 pm**

say652 wrote:Aaron smiling at Washu "i like your hair"

Bad move...you called her attention to you.

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:35 pm**

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Aaron smiling at Washu "i like your hair"

Bad move...you called her attention to you.

*That's basically what he does in the show*

"So um are you 18?"

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:36 pm**

Nick: (Opening the door to the Defense Against Dark Arts classroom) "Wow! The K2 reading is through the roof."

Charon: "What's that in your face?"

Nick: "Fragments of an exploding K2 meter." :nh:

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:39 pm**

MCH #69 where even the Spirit Boxes sing Minmei tunes.

BTW: I'm more of a Ghost Hunters fan. TAPS at least TRIES to find a mundane explanation.

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:40 pm**

say652 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Aaron smiling at Washu "i like your hair"

Bad move...you called her attention to you.

*That's basically what he does in the show*
"

In this case, it's going to earn him a Darwin Award.....

Or the Bruce Banner Antithesis Prize(for Laboratory Test Subject for Experiments Least Likely to Grant You Superpowers or Benefit You in Any Way)

Posted: **Sat Dec 10, 2016 11:49 pm**

taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:
taalismn wrote:
say652 wrote:Aaron smiling at Washu "i like your hair"

Bad move...you called her attention to you.

*That's basically what he does in the show*
"

In this case, it's going to earn him a Darwin Award.....

Or the Bruce Banner Antithesis Prize(for Laboratory Test Subject for Experiments Least Likely to Grant You Superpowers or Benefit You in Any Way)

Washu: "Oooohhh...a new TOY..."
Zack : "Oh, Thank GOD!" (Drags himself out the door...Kyle, Karno and Edwards flee in terror...)
Edwards: "Have a nice time!"
Kyle: "Let him figure it out himself! Shut up and GO!"

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 12:21 am**

SRoss wrote:MCH #69 where even the Spirit Boxes sing Minmei tunes.

BTW: I'm more of a Ghost Hunters fan. TAPS at least TRIES to find a mundane explanation.

TAPS while investigating an ancient German castle the spirits are all soeaking english.......

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:12 am**

say652 wrote:
SRoss wrote:MCH #69 where even the Spirit Boxes sing Minmei tunes.

BTW: I'm more of a Ghost Hunters fan. TAPS at least TRIES to find a mundane explanation.

TAPS while investigating an ancient German castle the spirits are all soeaking english.......

Granted...

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 4:43 pm**

Random MCHS Student #1: "Who the f**k are all these ghost guys and what are they doing here?! It's not like the school is haunted or anything like that!" (As he finds himself slowly lifted off the floor...)
Random MCHS Student #2: :shock:

Random MCHS Student #1: :shock:

"It IS haunted, isn't it?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup. 'Bye!" (Turns and starts running in the other direction...)
Random MCHS Student #1: (Still floating in the air...) "COWARD! I'd run to if I could." :cry:

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:02 pm**

Carolanne stares intently at the TV in biology class, behind her in a singsong voice minmei whispers "Go towards the light Carolanne...."

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 8:37 pm**

(Suddenly Minmei finds herself sucked into the TV...)

Minmei: :shock:

"Waitaminute...this wasn't supposed to happen!"

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:42 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Suddenly Minmei finds herself sucked into the TV...)

Minmei: "Waitaminute...this wasn't supposed to happen!"

Meanwhile at Net(ing)flix HQ...

(Rubbing it's mandibles evilly) "Good, good..." :twisted:

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 10:20 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Who the f**k are all these ghost guys and what are they doing here?! It's not like the school is haunted or anything like that!" (As he finds himself slowly lifted off the floor...)
Random MCHS Student #2:
Random MCHS Student #1: "It IS haunted, isn't it?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup. 'Bye!" (Turns and starts running in the other direction...)
Random MCHS Student #1: (Still floating in the air...) "COWARD! I'd run to if I could."

(On the floor below)

"Idiot! NO wonder your prototype antigravity generator isn't working! You got it UPSIDE DOWN! Here, turn it over!"
(there's a muffled crash from the ceiling above)

Posted: **Sun Dec 11, 2016 11:07 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "Who the f**k are all these ghost guys and what are they doing here?! It's not like the school is haunted or anything like that!" (As he finds himself slowly lifted off the floor...)
Random MCHS Student #2:
Random MCHS Student #1: "It IS haunted, isn't it?"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Yup. 'Bye!" (Turns and starts running in the other direction...)
Random MCHS Student #1: (Still floating in the air...) "COWARD! I'd run to if I could."

(On the floor below)

"Idiot! NO wonder your prototype antigravity generator isn't working! You got it UPSIDE DOWN! Here, turn it over!"
(there's a muffled crash from the ceiling above)

Tim Taylor: "That generator looks like it needs MORE POWER!"

Washu & Skuld: "NNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnooooooooo!"

Charon: (Staring at MCH #69 as it crashed through the ceiling) :shock:

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2016 1:18 am**

Tim Taylor: :shock:

(Holding extension cord...) "Maybe a little too MUCH power...nnnaaaahhh...could always use more." :twisted:

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2016 8:33 pm**

SRoss wrote:[

Charon: (Staring at MCH #69 as it crashed through the ceiling)

Kyle: "Damn...it followed us." :ugh:

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:36 pm**

Random MCHS Student #1: "YES! CLASSES CANCELLED!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Woohoo!"

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:46 pm**

From the pit a gargantuan ancient evil rises, Rosie Odonnell smiles Evilly "They were keeping you safe".....

Posted: **Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:56 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:Random MCHS Student #1: "YES! CLASSES CANCELLED!"
Random MCHS Student #2: "Woohoo!"

Student #3: "Nah, it just means a field trip.."
Student #4: "Thats a good thing!...ah, right?"
Student #5: "Last time it was to an open pit mine...the time before that it was to see decommissioned, but still radioactive, Soviet submarines...the time before that, it was a picnic in the Korean DMZ no-man's land...."

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:53 am**

Charon: "OK students, if you look to your left you'll see Tartarus, where all the bad people go. To your right you'll see the Elesian Fields, a much nicer place."

Edwards, Kyle and Karno attempt to slip off to the right.

Cerberus: :fl:

Charon: "As you see, we have systems in place to insure people stay where they belong." :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:24 am**

Edwards: "Well...that could've gone better."
Kyle: "No S**T, Sherlock! The two of us get nearly eaten by that three-headed dog. If Karno hadn't tripped when he did..."
Edwards: "That wasn't exactly an accident..." :twisted:

Kyle: "You didn't..."
Edwards: :twisted:

(Inside the gut of the Cerberus...)

Karno: "I hate you, Edwards!"

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:32 pm**

Karno's Triumvirate Brothers: "....by the Three, we FELT that!"

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 6:51 pm**

Sisiphus addresses the class "Hello children and welcome to hades I'll be your gym teacher....."

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:01 pm**

say652 wrote:Sisiphus addresses the class "Hello children and welcome to hades I'll be your gym teacher....."

"NO ICESKATING IN THE NINETH CIRCLE!!!!!..,.where's Mister Edwards?"
"Look down...this is the Circle of Treachery, after all."
"GET OUT OF THERE RIGHT THIS INSTANCE!! NO LYING DOWN ON THE JOB, EDWARDS!!!"
"I'm confused...are we in Hades or Hell...frozen lakes never appear in the Greek underworld."
"Just roll with it, okay? The gag's already flailing. Let's not nitpick."

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:46 pm**

(Still inside the gut of the Cerberus...)

Karno: "At least I can be downloaded into a new body..."

(On board the Master's Mothership..."

Musica: "Oooppss...looks like the power to Karno's cloning chamber has been permanently disabled..." :twisted:

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:52 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Still inside the gut of the Cerberus...)

Karno: "At least I can be downloaded into a new body...":twisted:

Cavil-One: "I don't remember giving that meatbag permission to use our Resurrection technology..."
"Why not? It wouldn't be the first time you made a major idiotic error of judgment."
Cavil-One: "Okay, who said that?!"

Posted: **Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:52 pm**

taalismn wrote:
Arnie100 wrote:(Still inside the gut of the Cerberus...)

Karno: "At least I can be downloaded into a new body..."

Cavil-One: "I don't remember giving that meatbag permission to use our Resurrection technology..."
"Why not? It wouldn't be the first time you made a major idiotic error of judgment."
Cavil-One: "Okay, who said that?!"

Clone Master: "Elders, I was listening to the Muses and had an idea. Let's use Karno on a deep infiltration mission."

Karno: "Wait! This isn't my body!?!"

Regis: (Stepping into the shower) "Ah my new loofah..."

Karno: :eek:

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:05 am**

Loofa-Karno: :shock:

"By the Protoculture..not THERE! NOT THERE!" :puke:

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 12:26 pm**

Random MCH #69 Student: "What if someone slips in while Cerberus is distracted?"

Charon: "We have a back up in case of that."

Fokker: (Wearing a Speedo, chucking Corg out by the underwear strap) "AND STAY OUT!!!"

Every female in sight immediately swoons...

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 2:18 pm**

"Ah, the feared finishing move of the Fruitoftheloom-Ryu; the Dreadie Wedgie."

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:06 pm**

(Ben Dixon shows up wearing the same speedo and strikes a pose...causing everyone to laugh...)

Roy: "Keep trying, Ben. Maybe lose a few pounds...okay, a lot of pounds."
Ben: "But I thought I had this pose perfected!" :nh:

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:27 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:(Ben Dixon shows up wearing the same speedo and strikes a pose...causing everyone to laugh...)

Roy: "Keep trying, Ben. Maybe lose a few pounds...okay, a lot of pounds."
Ben: "But I thought I had this pose perfected!"

"Might wanna check Ben's stats again...as a fighter pilot, he had to be in at least GOOD physical shape.
In defense of Ben Dixon, I'll say that his only real weaknesses were being slow on the up and up, and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Skill-wise, he was probably average to decent, but he suffered in comparison to his teammates, 'Amateur Air Master' Rick Hunter and 'Mad Max' Sterling. Though the case could be made that those two kept him alive, he actually could hold his own against rank and file Zentraedi grunts..it's just that he would have been mincemeat in front a Miriya or a Khyron.
It was just that he was a goofball off-duty, but that's a forgivable sin...Rick was emo-depressive-romantically-wishy-washy, and Max was painfully self-effacingly modest...Max HAD to be the unit clown."

"Damn...wasn't expecting to hear THAT in class."
"Ah, teacher? That sounds like pretty heavy stuff for high school introduction to psychology, isn't it?"
"Not if you expect to adequately judge and evaluate personnel in any leadership position you may find yourself in once you graduate from this school."

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:07 pm**

"Isn't Dixon DEAD?"
Ben: :cry:

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:22 pm**

Daryl smiles and says "you wish. "

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:26 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:"Isn't Dixon DEAD?"
Ben:

Hence why he is hanging out with Roy in Hades.

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:30 pm**

say652 wrote:Daryl smiles and says "you wish. "

"You're dead, too."
Daryl: "Oh, right..."
"You're also dead, Romero!"
Alex: :cry:

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:09 pm**

Arnie100 wrote:
say652 wrote:Daryl smiles and says "you wish. "

"You're dead, too."
Daryl: "Oh, right..."
"You're also dead, Romero!"
Alex:

Komodo: "...just hand me the damn bottle..." :-(

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:26 pm**

Shane passes the bottle "So i recently got cat as the punisher....

Posted: **Wed Dec 14, 2016 10:44 pm**

say652 wrote:Shane passes the bottle "So i recently got cat as the punisher....

Alex: "So you get to whip people who ask for it?"
Fokker: "That's a 'dom', you moron."

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 10:56 am**

Shane smiles "Unless you're doing it for justice"

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:10 am**

say652 wrote:Shane smiles "Unless you're doing it for justice"

"So you like being dominated?"

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:44 am**

Shane "No, that takes away from my cause of killing all the bad people in the world. No bangbang before the big game ya know" Shane looks the speaker over "I'm guessing they didn't have Football at the all girls school you went too."

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:30 pm**

say652 wrote:Shane "No, that takes away from my cause of killing all the bad people in the world. No bangbang before the big game ya know" Shane looks the speaker over "I'm guessing they didn't have Football at the all girls school you went too."

"No, they had ROLLERBALL, Grifball rules."

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:33 pm**

Shane finds himself chased by a horde of very pi**ed off females with the very intent of dismembering him into tiny little pieces...slowly and painfully...

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 5:55 pm**

"Wow....I never saw a grav-hammer go THAT far up a guy's-" :shock:

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:18 pm**

Edwards: (Stepping past a column) "At last, we've gotten away from that dog!"

Kyle: "Where are we?"

Albedo: "How dare you trespass on The Great Tomb of Nazarick? AND INTRUDE ON THE PRESENCE OF THE MIGHTY LORD AINZ OOAL GOWN!!!"

Shalltear: "Let me deal them... It's been a long time since I've had new playthings..." :twisted:

Posted: **Thu Dec 15, 2016 6:31 pm**

Kyle: "Never thought I'd miss my little closet cubicle at good ol' MCHS#69..." :-(

Edwards: "Fourth Wall repair crews are asleep on the job, I see, if we keep %^$%ing crossing over!!!" :badbad:

"It's not we can just slap a pothole patch into the megaversal ylem, and expect it to hold...."

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